Kookies - MF Doom

[UnknownEJP]

yo the metaphors in this are rediculous...DOOM

[Broey88]

why does spotify only have the shitty mix of this track?

[jay80009]

I love doom but this song is disgusting ... lol

[BBFOXHOUND]

haha?oh yeah

[agentoranges]

damn, who else but doom has clever metaphors and wordplay like this??

[Ishitoneveryone]

@agentoranges woooooord!

[BillaBonga50]

@agentoranges The old Lupe Fiasco -_-

Revenge Of The Nerds Status

[Ishitoneveryone]

@BillaBonga50 w.e dude.

[Jupiterian94]

"I wonder what owe er for a whole box of caramel coconut somoa" lol lmao check out my channel if you're a fan of true flows and original beats like this one

[mcreminisce1]

damn, shot me to the world with that '13 cell, put your sheet down' ... lmao. i was on 2 roll 13 cell. and id put it up just to take a shit. bosslady be like 13 cell put your sheet down!... or its a case.

[Simpsons794yahoo]

@DOCSTRANGE63 Then why are you here lol? bad troll will troll.

[DOCSTRANGE63]

@ExtraXtraStuff take.that.extraxtra.long.dick.­outta.ya.ass.and.wake.up.homo.­goof.fuckin.sucks.menstrualper­iod.

[DOCSTRANGE63]

@FivePanel you.and.everyone.who.looks.lik­e.you.are.homo.

[DOCSTRANGE63]

@MrYeathatsme Thanks for the memo. Does your mouth work? If so, I need you to make me a couple dollars. Thanks bitch.

[DOCSTRANGE63]

@Ishitoneveryone What's wrong with my computer?

[brokenbonds95]

i like the other version better

[nickbernardo1]

MF DOOM IS THE GREATEST MC EVER!!!

[FreestyleFletcher]

@nickbernardo1 nah. he is one of the MOST overrated ever. doom fuckin sucks.

[DOCSTRANGE63]

@ILIKEBODYSHOTS i don't have a space bar.

[Ishitoneveryone]

@DOCSTRANGE63 lmfao your piece of shit computer xD. dumb faggot trying to be Fletcher. your just a fucking insect.

[ILIKEBODYSHOTS]

@DOCSTRANGE63

Any particular reason you punctuate every single word? I'm honestly curious.

[willem161]

@DOCSTRANGE63 faggot

[Pengaploopa]

@willem161 Him and FreestyleFletcher are fag trolls - ignore them.

[MrYeathatsme]

@DOCSTRANGE63 aye your space bar dont work

[ExtraXtraStuff]

@DOCSTRANGE63 hey captain kirk, shut. da. fuck. up... 

[nimrodlev333]

@DOCSTRANGE63 Hey there another troll account of mf doom, How are you ?

[DjNohaBeats]

@DOCSTRANGE63 yo shit head, all caps when you spell the mans name

[JayJayRealhiphop]

The first song i heard from doom still my favorite one. =)

[SuperTamham]

this version is waaaay better

[Bittermetal]

BEAST! This and Vats of Urine... genius!

[69scrotum69]

NEWSCHOOLERS

[canibusLE2]

Damn CO, what the hell does she know, besides the fact she want her back dug out on the d-low

[skeaneable]

wait a motherfucking minute...he sampled that funky chimes music from old school Sesame Street theme ending!

[pzeud0nym]

@skeaneable First thing I noticed as soon as this thing started. Good to know someone's got love for that pure funk.

[Bittermetal]

@skeaneable yup and former partner in crime... MF GRIMM was on sesame street as a kid. Coincidence?

[celtics3456789]

How do you come up with this shit?!...Only DOOM!

[54140oz420]

i wouldn't eat em.. you might

[trapped45]

YAAAAAA!!! Cookies! Check yer hands LOL

[hakiem1]

Between you and me, I kinda like being black.

[JackDaScarecrow]

only nigga who could wreck a sesame street song lol

[FreestyleFletcher]

doom sucks. y'all hipsters needa get your ass outta your heads. 

[chugalow]

@FreestyleFletcher get outta here viktor

[jvenusgregoire]

@FreestyleFletcher wow you're a dumbass

[GuitarBrandon93]

@jvenusgregoire careful who you're actually talking to Doom fan...

[JohnnySton3r]

@FreestyleFletcher your mom sucks.. dicks

[FreestyleFletcher]

@JohnnySton3r your mom gets fucked behind her knee caps 14 times a day..... by homeless crackheads.

[JohnnySton3r]

@FreestyleFletcher lol, that made no sense. go out and play with your friends. if you have any

[FreestyleFletcher]

@JohnnySton3r made perfect sense. ask your momma. and fuck friends.

[JohnnySton3r]

@FreestyleFletcher hahahahahahaha thats a small ass brain u got there kid hahahahaha

[FreestyleFletcher]

@JohnnySton3r nah. doc said it's average. just like my dick.

[JohnnySton3r]

@FreestyleFletcher XD gahahahahaha kids these days. XD

[cotymcclung]

sick instrumental at /watch?v=-rxJxPfE5PA

[mosaicmovement]

@bigbean215 this is the outro to Sesame Street ... not Electric Company

[kaiserblader1991]

mf doom fucked my bitch and i was ok with it.

[GRYDE2000]

@kaiserblader1991 lmao get off his dick. sound like that based god shit

[Baltzy24]

doom dat nigga!

[FivePanel]

Every lyric in this song is totally on point. Is it gay to absolutely love a song about men masturbating? No.

DOOM is the greatest.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@FivePanel sounds gay to me fag. wana retract that one?

[FivePanel]

@FreestyleFletcher I am gay...

[FreestyleFletcher]

@FivePanel gay gay? ok then.

[bren714]

@FreestyleFletcher Hi Doom.

[rayfulcher090990]

@FivePanel go kill ur self

[FivePanel]

@rayfulcher090990 Is killing myself because some teenager told me to over the internet even a viable option? No.

[bigbean215]

I love it, who would have thought of using the Electric Company theme as the hook, genius!!!

[DOOMWang]

These aren't even metaphors, this is a conceit. 

[DrClawizdead]

3:58 - 6:16

A moment of silence for the mic DOOM just killed.

[cjwaynefresh]

listening to mf is like reading a book

[MaxNkansah195]

ahha this sounds like the beginning theme of sesame street ahahahhaa

[MaxNkansah195]

@MaxNkansah195 cuz it is swaggg ahahha

[streetsluts]

Carpal tunnel syndrome is common in people who perform repetitive motions of the hand and wrist

[BxtchWittaAttitude]

I actually like this beat than the other re-releaseds version. It's like the other beat makes the song way too fast.

[JuliusLordCeaser]

4 ppl gon get killed over spilled milk

[SxeBenji181]

Good theres a bunch of silence at the end your gonna need the silence after you heard something this intense.

[getstretched]

THATS SPITTIN!

[TheRealJawnz]

You could honestly play this song to your mom and she wouldn't suspect a thing.

[reppingAiEa]

@TheRealJawnz I have lol.

[coderodion]

@TheRealJawnz What a pussy-whip would play his favorite song to his MOM? :)

[yrome93]

don't mess with the ritz-bits, wheat thins, saltines to triscuits

[efrwar]

@TheRealKushKush Ewww.....

[Ishitoneveryone]

@TheRealKushKush fuck you.

[RhymeSayersFan21]

COOKIES

[FreestyleFletcher]

Trash rap for hipsters. Free Harvey!

[MEKON17]

@FreestyleFletcher who's harvey ?

[FreestyleFletcher]

@MEKON17 STEVE

[thephan118]

How often do you see vanilla wafers and sluts in the same song?

[Komeh]

Over niggas heads

[bamboneski]

@Komeh lol...naw whatchu mean my nigga!

[peluks31011]

ayy this foo goes fucking hard!



[mfMsher0ne]

Doom is a Will Smith impersonator...

[bamboneski]

@mfMsher0ne um yeah ...who didnt know that? lmAo

[kkb74]

ones of the illest beats

[z400gncc]

hahah i wonder what i owe her for a whole box of carmel coconut somoas damn doom has to be like the most crafty lyrical... i dont even know... .... how haha

[kirbyd]

seseme street theme,.. doom has a sick record collection,, not just a dopey rhymer.. but a thoughtful MUSICIAN

[bboy09Z90]

what was that beat at the end when the thing was talking........ it sounded hella dope

[Slamce1980]

@bboy09Z90 beef rap by DOOM

[mlb20100]

?? peanut butter brownies sound good about now.

[bamboneski]

gommorah and soddom ..they got em wit they curls out ..and they gotta better sales pitch than the girls scouts

[FletcherIsGay]

EVERYONE, FREESTYLE FLETCHER IS GAY

[grembari]

@FletcherIsGay you actually wasted some of your life just insult that guy? Thats almost as sad as Fletcher himself. people have learned to just ignore the dude now

[FreestyleFletcher]

@grembari quiet you you can't ignore greatness.

[GuitarBrandon93]

@FletcherIsGay No shit he drops acid and rapes men, sounds gay to me...

[FreestyleFIetcher]

I keep having this dream where Gucci is fucking me in the ass while he's pushing my head into a bucket of lemonade. but I always wake up with the biggest smile on my face. FAG SWAG for life.

[musiclover01ization]

@FreestyleFIetcher You are not cool. So stop, please.

[FreestyleFIetcher]

@musiclover01ization i may not be cool but i sure can suck a lot of dicks really fast.

[lavabone]

@FreestyleFIetcher LMFAO WHAT

[FreestyleFIetcher]

@lavabone yeah. I have a huge gaping vagina. BUT still somehow figured out how to be the biggest FAG on the earth. fag meaning GAY. and stupid.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@FreestyleFIetcher <Fake Fletch

[FreestyleFIetcher]

@FreestyleFletcher <FAG FLETCH

[Perkerr]

@FreestyleFIetcher You really shouldn't talk about yourself like that

[GuitarBrandon93]

@FreestyleFIetcher pretty darn creative like your bomb ass freestylin

[Jannto]

I just read the lyrics for the first time. I mean I've heard the song a thousand times, but oh lord, DOOM is a fucking genius.

[aboynamedsam]

its funny how kookies a song about masturbation samples funky chimes from seasme street a kids show

[ENHarris]

DAMN! One of my new all-time favs.

[slye1991]

I think the craziest thing about mf doom is that he is 40 fucking years old

[bigddagenius]

@slye1991 lol, i think he was like 34 when this album was released.

[dm5100]

@bigddagenius i think doom is forever 34

[Rankmoistmeat]

nah the best one's DONT MESS WITH THE RITZ-BITS, WHEAT TINS, SALTINE TRISKITS

[kingbossdollars]

AND DATS 3 DIFFERENT FLAVORS-CHOCOLATE,VANILLA,N STRAWBERRY WAFERS.

[5100area]

Until then smack one eyed jack

[enray514]

@5100area

It's "smack when I jack," which makes a ton more sense.

[Jannto]

@enray514 One eyed jack is a metaphor for his dick, dumbass.

[5100area]

@enray514 one eyed jack is a slang term for penis which makes sense since the song is basically about beating off to porn. Not saying your wrong but they both make sense.

[5100area]

This is the original one. Its sampled from sesame street and was on the original mmf food release. They eventually got sued and had to redo the beat which is the one that's on your version of mm food.I have both and prefer this one. Probably because I heard it first but both are good

[arthurex]

@killerskillet yes it is

[arthurex]

where is the beat from? it's diff from the one on MM Food

[killerskillet]

@arthurex no it isn't.

[kidreep]

KEEEWKIEEEEZ

[guruutv]

"and they got a better cells pitch than the girl scouts"

[AceMasta93]

@guruutv its and they got a better SALES pitch than a girls scout

[guruutv]

@AceMasta93 yeeah youre right i dont know why i spelled sale that way,

[getyoasshome]

he chopped up the fantastic 4 cartoon hella nice...

[FreestyleFletcher]

mf doof is an OVERRATED sloppy grandpa rapper.

[ExplosiveIdiots]

I love Doom's metaphors. You can play this song anywhere, and most people wont even notice how dirty the lyrics actually are. haha

[TheRealJawnz]

This is without a doubt the most cleverly written song about internet pornography in existence.

[FreestyIeFIetcher]

@TheRealJawnz Agreed :)

[MotherGoose88]

@TheRealJawnz For real. Have you heard Vats of Urine off of The Mouse and The Mask?For some reason it's all about piss. He even manages to work in the lines "Some day, you may even show your son how

to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder"

[Lemonjelllo]

Between you and me, I kinda like bein' black!

[TheChrisgunz]

just like marijuana id bump mf at yo mama's

[Paintballer1396]

two people have small dicks

[n0thank7]

I wish my copy of this album had this version of this song : (

[Gmixed]

for some reason i consider this a christmas song

[n0thank7]

@Gmixed

It's the bells!

[GraffitiClown94]

@Gmixed its sampled from the futurama intro

[skinsman1]

whats the point of all the time at the end with nothing playing?

[FuccThatShitNigga]

@skinsman1 that might be the uploaders fuck up. usually doom ends his songs with a bunch of boring bullshit talking.

[skinsman1]

@FuccThatShitNigga that's what i figured. but i dont know, sometimes i find doom's skits entertaining.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@skinsman1 nothing of his is entertaining. MF POON sucks a fat one.

[skinsman1]

@FreestyleFletcher and who do you like, if I may ask?

[FreestyleFletcher]

@skinsman1 dudes with real spit. 2pac, Immortal Technique, Camp Lo, KAST, Scarface, Qwel, JFK, Dusty Grin, 2Mex, Canibus, Kool Keith, Aesop Rock, The Grouch, Heiro, Dope E, WU, KOOL KEITH, Killah Priest, K-Rino, RA the Rugged Man... but never doom's stupid ass. he is mad sloppy and overrated. it's disgusting.

[daftpunk618]

@FreestyleFletcher Everybody that you named suck.

[skinsman1]

@FreestyleFletcher even though i disagree with you about doom's talents your entitled to your own opinion. by the way i think rugged man is the most underrated in the game today

[Graff96]

@FreestyleFletcher also immortal technique sucks. like a lot.

[MaddkapsFromMars]

@FreestyleFletcher Immortal Tech: OVERRATED.

Scarface: OVERRATED

Aesop Rock: OVERRATED.

WU: OVERRATED

Care To List Anymore?

[FAGGLED]

@MaddkapsFromMars Fuck Dat WuTangClan Is best rap group, all those others are overrated for my oppinnion. Still MF Doom Is one of the greatest MC's and Producer's ever.

[Graff96]

@FreestyleFletcher why are you commenting on everything mf doom track trying to start arguments. its actually really sad how many songs that you have actually commented on. if you don't like him don't listen to him or try to start arguments alright because you saying all this stuff won't change the fans opinion.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@Graff96 I'M NOT TRYING TO START SHIT. I'M JUST STATING MY OPINION. this stupid fuck is way too overrated.

[MaddkapsFromMars]

@FreestyleFletcher If MF DOOM Is Overrated, Then I Dont Know Who Lil Wayne Is.

Seriously, Thats Probably The MOST Incompetent Argument I've Heard. Please Stop, You Sound Like A Dumbass :)

[Graff96]

@FreestyleFletcher well go tell that to someone who cares cause your opinion isn't wanted here.

[FreestyleFletcher]

@Graff96 why not?

@FreestyleFletcher

Because its the internet retard theres no need for 16 year old virgins opinions on the internet fark i thought they taught these faggots this shit at school these days, you fucking socially retarded moron FElcher.