Game Fails: Battlefield 3 Beta "Unspeakable horrors"

[thedubbstepper]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:X XDDX FXD XDX DXD XDDDDDXDDD

[napac1458]

Shoot it!!! Shoooot iiitttt!!!!!

[ComicalChannelName]

This doesn't seem physically possible!

[FilmsNerf2]

that looks like a soldier prending to be a snake

[Thevideogamedemon]

and thats why they call it a beta

[mfzb5]

ohhhh Battlefield 3 Beta, You so funny

[CaptSteelskin]

Some things, just can't be unseen... O_O

[wtfsaywat]

Ewwwww

[wyoming819]

Sorry I meant beast

[wyoming819]

Guy turns into best

[qazeebo]

Nope.avi

[Redblitz1997]

Nope.avi

[Redblitz1997]

Nope.avi



[Robbodudee]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[MultiStriker6]

i wish a real soldier would try this

[TheJunkyardAirsoft]

swag

[ricardoschannel123]

i craked up the 2nd time i saw it

[7jsm7]

@ricardoschannel123 what about the first time?

[editmangiffard]

"Be advised; the bomb has been planted!"

"The what now?"

[MOTUL76]

Omg! That is amazing!

[KingOfPitbullKings]

Girrafe

[TheDevildog350]

I believe that man has some sort of disease..

[ZzteamM]

bf3 is its own unspeakable horror

[TheVideoGameDude99]

its like the human centipede all over again :/

[GamerN4]

R33MIX found his way into BF3....

[LigityLigit]

I was playing and the guy looked just like a chicken

[Gabough65]

wow its the thing in battlefield

[DarkKanine]

Nope. Chuck Testa

[lonefreeze]

OH MY GOD SHOOT IT STAB IT KILL THAT THING AND THROW IT TO

A FUCKING HOLY BONFIRE!!!!

[UltimteLifeForm]

OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[warhawk9566]

kill it! kill it! kill it with fire and holy water!

[TheCheckBox10]

ah, the good old days

[wweadx2]

Realism? Fuck dat, I'm a dolphin.

[TheWhiteboy6661]

U gotta aim down the asscrack

[Lionferrari777]

black swan in a nut shall

[joonte1010]

Holy shit!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

[MrAshton0417]

@joonte1010 It's gonna need a bit more than Just Fire to kill it

[TheEliteTrollTeam]

This looks just like everybody's mom.

[TheStudioSEB]

Has anybody heard of ''The Thing''?

[UchihaHatakeBrigade]

The entire time, all I hear is Geoff laughing in my head. Bf asked me what I was laughing at, show him this, he replies: "What the f*ck?!" and he starts cracking up. Showed him the one with Jack and Geoff commentating... Worst possible moment for his mom to walk into the room.

[darussianpanda123]

Ramirez stop aiming down your sights, fire from your ass!!!!

[TehDoom32]

nope.avi

[mrDeadimnot]

OMG HAHAHAHA!



[c1u7hbigbutzx]

Its not hip fire it's ass fire!

[triledink]

its the new class!

[Sarra117]

The ass gun fired form the ass onle. 0$

[MinuteMan187]

If i ever see that thing on a game I will kill myself...

[Furagata]

I disagree with what sound Geoff and Jack think this would make. I think it would be more along the lines of screaming in constant agony and begging for death

[Animedude008]

the beta may have had alot of glitches but i still thought it was fun lol, for reasons like this

[ZMAN012400]

That is the swim stroke the NARK

[OriginalSwag98]

Someone got their guns up there ass

[HenryTomasino1]

My favorite bug... Happened when you ADS and crawled. Threw everyone off cause the hitboxes were shifted to retarded positions... like below your waist.

[MrFlyersrule1234]

it's a narwhal with a gun on its ass lol

[ChekerzTheBunny]

@MrFlyersrule1234 no, its a manatee shooting a machine gun out of it's A! lol!

[MasamuneStrikesAgain]

Pulling the trigger with your ass cheeks!

Now that takes some skill.

[therazer1776]

@MasamuneStrikesAgain He do also reload with his butt cheeks!

[suggestions8]

Nope.

[jwnlink1]

I wonder how he got past screening with that deformity O_e

[ChocomintCA]

Wait, he's an assault class and he's not black?

[TheDymed]

A sniper cowering in a bush: "What in the name of all living fuck is that?, OH SHIT IT SEES ME."

[Chunkboi]

John Carpenter's "The Thing."

[sushiface69]

Got something funnier?

NO RT I DON'T!

[damagestar19]

I didn't plan on sleeping anyway..

[IIVDevilsMayCareVII]

I wonder where the fish did go....

[MrManofthehour13]

Who knew mutant manatees could shoot guns out their asses.

[gigastrike2]

And this, class, is why they have betas.

[HypaSonicDeathMonkey]

"NO! THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME!"

[Genapex]

Burn it

[R4WRNation]

A manatee?

[ELECTROKID1O1]

Soldier #1: look at me im a transformer

Soldier #2: that cant be healthy

[TheKraig]

That is fucking disturbing.

[twag0735]

i love how after he shoots it, it gets angry.

[BionicChronicle]

Kill it! Kill it with Fire!

[TheTanSeeker]

Looks like my boss's wife

[Jelincomi]

Should we bury it?

[DrSamanthasaurus]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[TheIonescuradu]

duuuuuuuh look at me i'm a worm !!

[rozsomak15]

not as funny without Jack's voice.

[gullbling]

I'm doing the dance of my people

[DJme693]

haha wtf

[JeffReach117]

He turned into a manatee shooting a MG out of his ass XD!

[itsmebrad19]

@JeffReach117 Damn you beat me to it

[Jamessandlin]

Human Cintapede

[FlyingSandwiches]

That's why they make betas

[ZOMGITSGEEZUS]

I think this is a teaser of the new transformers movie.

[Fainthyx3]

Arwh, look he's a Dolphine :)

[PineappleGamer12]

nope.avi

[lego718416]

The Beta was awesome just because of all the glitches and funny things like this!

[SteffanCCFC]

you dont understand how much i am laughing

[TheROFLcopter66]

OMG this totally reminds me of a South Park episode where Gerald gets plastic surgery to look like a dolphin!

[CannonHD1]

Looks like something of a horror movie

[7emotefire]

It looks like a chicken with a gun shooting out of its ass hole

[Jamessandlin]

is he in the ""Special" forces?

[GrunchRingo]

@Jamessandlin haha :D

[EdvardKheil]

GWAWK GWAWK GWAWK

[rockboy800]

soldier: so commander whose my new partner?

Gerneral: hes comming hold on

Soldier: man i bet hes a bad ass i bet he kicks ass i bet........... HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

[immomentis]

Is he shooting blanks?

[hawx786]

Would have been alot more funny with jack and Geoffs bird sound effects haha

[CaptainKiller10]

hahaha wtf was that xD

[qwerty12149]

you guys are idiots. they're gonna be looking for soldiers

[alchestbreachsbramin]

@qwerty12149 family guy!

[ikonmelee]

ma fucking beached whale shooting a gun out of its ass

[fRkOdCmK]

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[BrokenGlass96Films]

I'm going to have nightmares for years...

[Leadbladder]

OMG! It's a US Navy Seal!

[LogisticSleet8]

@Leadbladder well it may be in the US navy but we know it is a seal

[supernerdproductionz]

its a human crossed with a narwall duh

[AlexAlexMad]

derrr...look at me ima worm

[erkki554]

Omg it WAS.BETA AND WHEN IT IS BETA IT DONT NEED TO WORK AT ALL "BETA"...

[stormhawkdude]

soldier; "General, permission to kill whatever the fuck that thing is?"

general; "Is it Grif?"

soldier; "Possibly sir."

general; "No."

[pizzafreak1175]

evolution sucks

[DISISCHARLES]

the newest vehicle in battlefield 3 was in this video

[Haghighat1000]

just throw him kff the cliffs :D

[SHMOOSTEIN]

what, is this uncharted?

[LDKBBAB]

" GWAAAK GWAAAK GWAAAK!!!"

[guywhocomments1000]

kill it with FIRE !

[UncleRed1234567]

ABOMINATION!!!

[GoDrumYourself]

I like how he turns around and's like, "What are you looking at?"

[Jaggertail]

Its the Thing, Dont touch it or you will get assimilated/

[Spinobreaker]

no as funny without jack and geoffs effects...

[gamerlingo]

@Spinobreaker not by a longshot

[thelonepotatochip]

Is that a live manitee shooting a machinegun out of his ass?

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[jimmy1911]

Looks like that thing.. from the movie The Thing.

[TheMattchu1212]

Nope.

[TheKrumper94]

Yeah, BattleFAILd

[HillufShovel]

He went from lying position to weird freaky human creature position

[N3RDYKID97]

here on the nature channel, we see a pygmy giraffe in its natural habitat. he has noticed the camera man and attempts to ward him away with explosive farts. our camera man is unfazed however and continues to record with interest. its next move is to produce a bright light and shine it at our camera man in another attempt to scare him away. it then sees this as futile and stares directly at the camera man and proceeds to move towards him. our camera man gets scared and shoots at the crea- BOOM!!

[TheFreak769]

@N3RDYKID97 LoOL

[arty6060]

warp warp warp

[DaFluffyThing]

heeeyyyyyy?

[12doubleu]

Nope chuck testa

[4guyswithlives]

You're firing that thing outta your ass!!

[MajicLaMa]

oohhh. we all remember that talk about dinosaur mode and stuff. this is what that was for!

[admromor]

at 0:34

come on guys let kill them!

[Assa551nat0r]

lol

[SamuraiPie8111]

First Vagineer, than Spy Crab, now Snake Marine

[CoolEnergyProduction]

Thats what I call shooting from your ass

[MilitairesFrontieres]

War changes a man.

[Hlysht666]

@MilitairesFrontieres Bravo sir, i needed a good laugh

[TaneerGames]

@MilitairesFrontieres Into a mana-turkey with a machine gun in his anus?

[anawesomepokeball]

HERRRRRPPPPADERPADERRRRP

[SpecFlops]

And when the specimen is ready... It sheds it's skin to begin life anew.

[JustOneEarth]

Oh god, kill it with fire!!

[masteryang7]

nope.avi

[SKULLBUNNY911]

"If you duck the birds won't see ya!"

[Thrilhau5]

Battlefield 3: John Carpenter Edition.

[friis98]

i used to be like that.... then i took an arrow to the knee

[19travis1919]

@friis98 watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[HappyJack1991]

the horror... the horror...

[navynail]

Hey Mike want to se my seal impression while shooting a gun out of my ass. ARARARAR! BANG!

[lrshero1]

looks like a duck xD

[usermantoopoofoo]

Bill: "Your firing that thing out yer ass!"

[ZetaSimsoy]

Why didn't they leave this in the game? :/

[TheLoyalex]

he didnt look like that before he turned his back on chuck Norris...lol

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

Oh don't mind me I'm just a FUCKING REPTILE.

[MyStillRemains]

@DRawesomeninjasauce that made me laugh so hard.

[DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11]

i can do that in real life not big deal ...

[Astaticembrace]

lol wow, boring ass modern war games...

Halo Fails are so much more fun to watch.

[CommadoNoob]

@Astaticembrace Halo fails were getting kinda boring for me,BUT thats my opinion.

[cameron6531]

ending: WOAH.

My reaction to this: HOLY SHIT is dead space 2 in battlefield 3? oh god please NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Torchwood5A]

@cameron6531 dont worry only dinosaurs will apear in BF3

[QuantumOverclock]

Ah, back when the american assault was white, and didnt look like a frog.

[xXx44MagnumxXx]

what he is just doing his yoga...and it is pretty damn good

[GnarKILLA14]

is he firing out of his anus

[TheHalodude923]

WORMS burn them!!

[Jokke123ful]

lol XD



[tomthegibbon]

Did anybody laugh so hard that happened? :L

[SuperFlamingtacos]

the human centipide/battlefield? developers......

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

I wonder where that fish did go. A fish, a fish, a fishy-oh!

[CobraSpy97]

well now the retail version is much better for bf3 theres a patch every day for mw3

[233233ize]

The human centipede

[Kionsuu]

OH DEAR GOD

[CYRONX1]

i dont think we need guns to kill mutants just more flamethrowers and fire available to our troops in the future

[laugh0at0you]

don't just stand there lookin at it, it's disgusting! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[Yceb0x]

Um, buddy, worth anything you're just going to scare the ducks away.