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  • The Onion delivers the weekly news as it happens, but I'm confused with this drug. How long does it take?

  • DIE DIE DIE! 0:33

  • My Girls Friend has the same reaction when I cook for her...

  • I NEED THIS SHIT

  • That Soo Crazy it Just Might Work

  • "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!"

  • If only this was real.

  • I love alyssa ashley romero :)

  • I don't understand. Who would want this kind of drug ? This is very dangerous actually.

  • @baldriss Try it. Totally safe

  • @baldriss It's completely safe. Of course, you'll have to take some strict therapy. I now know that food is my friend. Except for asparagus. That and all of it's unholy cousins must die before we are taken over by Satan.

  • @baldriss Oh, and, all fowl are aligned with Lilith. The potato chips told me. Makes sense.

  • Wallgreens, CVS etc.. yall got this yet?

  • what the fuck happens if you take this and smoke weed?

  • @Keinlicht Didn't you hear? One of the subjects had to eat all the food on the planet to save the human race. A.K.A the munchies

  • Still seems better than working out.

  • Ba ha ha ha. The funny thing is, the way the USA is going with their obesity epidemic (we have it here in the UK too, and it's sadly gaining momentum) this drug would be an excellent idea. Sure you might have 50 million psychotics roaming the streets, but at least they'll be fit and healthy.

  • The scariest thing is the happy meal. Followed by the fact that 1: the drug would work, and 2: people would buy it

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  • @gamernerd1992 next time you catch yourself explaining a joke you made... stop

  • @gamernerd1992 roflmao the onion is all fake and so funny

  • wow this video is so fake....whats with you psycho's talking about this "food" thing??? i mean what the hell is food???

  • @gamernerd1992 ITS A SECRET! IT MUST BE CONSUMED TO PREVENT PANIC!

  • @gamernerd1992 lmao you know this is satire right?

  • "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I have to do this!"

  • hahahahahaha gawd, it hurts from laughing

  • No I am sorry potato salad..

  • 0:57 I would say "kill it with fire," but it's already flame grilled! :O

  • only america has such problems and they treat it with drugs haha rofl

  • @jamexxxxxx you must live under a rock if you live in a country where there are NO fast food chains.

  • @kendrat199 there IS but there ARE NO obesse people like your friends

  • @jamexxxxxx You're so mental, that your life has stopped being funny for me....but rather sad. :/ Get help and enjoy the video. And Don't take Hallucex, you probably hear and see things already

  • @kendrat199 rofl what?i am just stating facts u delusional idiot gtfo xDDD

  • @jamexxxxxx it's amazing that you can spell delusional. How in the world do you have access to the internet, you seem so backwards!

  • @kendrat199 xDDD get a life seriously you fucking weirdo you talk about some nonsense do not bother reply

  • @jamexxxxxx Whatever dude. you really need to calm the fuck down and stop being retarded.

  • Imagine what would hapen if someone with anorexia would take this...

    also, pleas say this is a parody. I already think americans overuse painkillers and stuff, but this cant be real. Can it?

  • @PotatisSlottet why wouldent it be real the americans need things like this

  • @moleman40000 I agree, but srsly? Drugs that make you scared of food?

    Americans should pull them selves together and stop geting them selves adicted to druggs.

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  • @PotatisSlottet o__o how do you not know this is fake.

  • This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time!

  • hahaha

  • This is worst than taking cannabis/weed. This makes people go crazy, same with pot. This should be bannned...

  • @chocomocha this isn't real you fucking idiot.

  • @youngeebs : go cry then :))

    I dont get ppl who get mad over strangers.

    

  • @chocomocha i dont get people who are retarded cannabis does not make you go crazy dip stick

  • @moleman40000 : hah, your mad. I won :):)

  • @chocomocha good news for you. The authorities have taken it off the market, unfortuantly not because of its lethality but because of the racism and antisemitic it evokes in people. They are developing a new drug which is believe to sway the hate onto arabs, a result the government can accept.

  • LMAO

  • Much more informative than CNN

  • I don't negotiate with human terrorists or vegetables.

  • i cudnt eat the food anyway.it was already scary...they cudnt cook for crap.

  • oh i've taken this weight loss pill but it wasnt created as a pill yet.you were still able to smoke it... hints the name salvia =D

  • @FastLifeInc read the list of side effects, you forgot bleeding, diarrhea,vomiting urinary tract infections, and blood found in stools, vomit, and urine.

  • Peep this you guys HCGDietGet uploaded a repeat broadcast of this and neglected to mention it as "satire"

  • LOL the commercial for that pill is amazing.

  • This is like the funniest shit ever, thank you Onion for improving my life!

  • they should have done a part at the end where a guy says "side effects may include mild hallucinations, anorexia, loss of apetite, anemia, subsequent death, stomach aches, sever headaches, sudden and uncontrollable screaming, high blood pressure, frequent seizures, mental disfunctioning"

  • The apple will only appear to have fangs, but the milkshake will threaten you and your family by name......

  • @Trashcansam123 Oh my fucking god that's so funny!!!!!!! You should be a comedian because that's just gold, you should write skits for the onion with talent like that.

  • @luke666808g Suck my ass.

  • @Trashcansam123 when did they say that?

  • I loved working on this project!!

  • I wonder if Aisha Patel is related to Synthesizer Patel.

  • man those food looked scarry!

  • wow! i didint no stuff like dat could make people like dat! O.O sorry that i thought i was fake..:( i jus didint no dats all..o.O

  • @sharice52

    I don't want to live

    On this planet anymore.

  • @CapcomGod whats dat supost to mean? o.O

  • @sharice52 This is fake, that's why. It's the onion...

  • @xJMAN07x oh well sum 1 said it was real...and im like woah i didint no it was..lol cus i thought it was fake.....cus i never new a weght loss pill could do that..yah kno.. x3

  • @sharice52 You literally believed this was real. It's the Onion news, it's a comedy show. Non of this is real, and if you needed to ask people on the internet if it's real... Well you must work for Fox.

  • @CapcomGod well i dobt work 4 fox...-_- um 1 got smart with me i geuss sounds like u did 2 god i jus asked a question dono y people gotta get cocky 4...and if u arnt sorry jus sounds like u r the way u r typing it and btw im new 2 youtube so give me a brake..o.O

  • @CapcomGod and btw i didint think t was real um 1 git smart with me saying i could u not think its real? o yeah im not dumb..xP

  • is dat like real r those people really geting crazy?/ or is it fake? o.O

  • @sharice52 It's real, totally real, how can you think this isn't fake?

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  • "By causing you to throw out or burning food" OMFG HAHHAHA

  • I asked my doctor about hallucex to lose an already unheard of sparetire. I was told just smoke crack, eat ecstasy, shoot up meth and drop windowpanes through new years.

    My first fix of X and acid made a salad spit at me.

  • @madbadger I damn near busted a gut but might have to look for it if a few more hours of the onion doesn't shrink my spare tire

  • I was on the fence if this was fake or not...

  • DSLs!!!

    Dayumn!

  • haha, the fat one is gotta defecate a monster.

  • Legal lsd. Hahaha.

  • I'm trying to lose weight but I wonder if I can use this.

  • This is so funny!

  • who wud do this..

  • Google brain eating vaccines. This is not to far off!

  • That area that was highlighted was not the cerebal cortex.

  • People loose weight with LSD.

    The potato sallad probably wouldn't threaten them.

    They just don't think much about food and stay up all night.

  • if this was real, i can imagine a lot of people dying. though it would be thier fault.

  • I miss the old Onion.

  • I want to take one hahaha

  • Sad thing is the FDA probably would approve it.

  • "Hallucex: Why eat the food, when it can eat you?"

  • we combine this with a tax on fatty foods and in no time flat america will be thin.

  • set to hitbshells 1:24

  • so... what are the side effects for this?

  • 00:28 Blink and you'll miss it. Hilarious.

  • @BlueThndr13 huh?

  • @Sinsteel "subsequent cardiac arrest"

  • Epic Meal Time = CTHULU

  • "while the milkshake thretens you and your family"...lol

  • LOL

  • No, noooooooo!!! You don' understand. I HAVE to do this!!!

  • man just the tittle alone is funny!

  • I wish this were real

  • Lol

  • Is this real?

  • @dh2776 Yes but its only legal in California and Maine

  • lmfao

  • This is BRILLIANT! :)

  • Potato salad better not cave...

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  • Brilliant!

  • potato salad does have a valid argument

  • @ProJanitor

    think your funny fucker, yo dont got shit, little bitch, suck a big one

  • @lzrlightshow TROLOLOLOLOL

  • @lzrlightshow He is funny, and you suck.

  • "NOOO!! You don't understand, I have to do this!! Noo!!"

  • "I'm sorry potato salad, but this is as far as I can bend on this..."

  • lol

  • are they fureal?? ...i dont wanna scream and hide in a corner everytime my friends go to mcdonald..il stick wiht excersice and diat

  • @iriselis1 : Actually they're not for real.

  • @iriselis1 hey buddy, did you take same pill as this but for humor? ,,Humor Loss Drug Transforms Humor Into Monstrous''

  • take this drug and lets go to mcdonalds;D

  • Did someone really just say they've taken this drug.... seriously?

  • A milkshake will threaten your family....by name.

  • IM SORRY POTATO SALAD! AHAHAHAHA

  • NO! NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!

  • WHAT ? Extasy is legal again ?:D

  • @LAskeHosting Ecstasy doesn't do anything even remotely similar to what 'Hallucex' does.

  • that awkward moment when the top two comments are basically the same.

  • People always laughed at me for trying to negotiate with my potato salad. Now they will have a chance to understand.

  • Hallucex: The pill for punching salad.

  • this woman anchor look like a MuchMusic DJ from the 90s

  • Ummm, don't you sientists think that people will die if they hate food

  • @GogghyTV ofcourse not, are you crazy?

  • @WilliamHardigan I watched the vid again and I think I start understaning. Under this drug people hate only bad food, right?

  • Lol @ 1:16

  • I started to see a pattern here...the black people are always the highlight!

  • So does this make Food network the new horror channel?

  • Im sorry potato salad, but this is as far as I can bend on this.

  • hahahaha

  • Why could I see the FDA approving this? lol