How to Survive a Nuclear Terrorist Attack

[pinkybananas1]

How the tits did I get here?

[TheRayquaza11]

REALLY A NUCLEAR ATTACK IF THAT HAPPENS I'D JUST DIE !!!

[Carlnissen]

that it is actually siik advice but at least i dont live in america. ;)

[dajohn133]

lol hide in an refrigerator

[AquilesBoy10]

mom, were did you put my potassium iodide cube?

[godlysmoking]

1. hide in a lead box

2.???

3.profit

[ULICKMYBUTCRACK]

If you're within ten miles of the epicenter, you're dead. If you're farther than that you're still dead.

[erick28z]

Best Tip

You don't survive a nuclear attack

[SantaFishes101]

how to survive a nuclear *government* attack -

[SilentDeath331]

Pull an Indiana Jones and jump into a fridge

[girlzcomedy35]

Oh yeah everybody has potassium iodide in their pocket. Duh...

[MultiVietMinh]

i tried this...... in cod mw2



[MultiVietMinh]

*time travels to 9/11/01*

[MrDubstepElectro]

Did you make any research ?? if you stay in you car alpha , beta and gamma radiation will kill you and nuclear dust could still infiltrate

[aligamermax]

I'd rather die than going threw all of this!

[ZZSFAN]

A fridge, a lot of cockroaches.

[11TechGuy]

this is just for a dirty bomb not a nuke

[coolfunguy1234]

All you need is a fridge

[MimeInManBody]

step 7: go to the decontamination center NAKED.

[alexchooo123]

Oh look in the sky! OH NO! It's a plane who has terrorist and nuclear bomb on it. Now what to do? 1.Log in your browser 2. write how to survive nuclear attack 3. find the HowCast video 4.wait for the video to loa.......BOOOMMMMM! :D

[Jesus45U]

Oh wow ... I grew up in Denmark during the Cold War period, and had school lessons in what to do if either of the atomic powers decided to have a fight in our area. But never, never ever ever, did they ever label it as a possible "terrorist attack" !!

USA has truly become fixated on terrorists.

I mean, anyone capable enough of making nukes will not be a simple terrorist, they'll be a bloody government of some sort - and we all know what would happen to a country launching the first nuke now.

[Kx2fity22]

I cant die from nuclear blast, im white

[cococandyla]

a cat is not an object

[Streetflow100]

How to survive??

Smoke weed drink a beer and laugh at the world with you stoned homies

[FreeRealmsInvader]

Here's one.

Cool Guys dont look at explosions.

Chuck Norris stares at explosions.

And make them explode.

[Guitarsearcherxgen]

I'd rather watch Surviving Disaster... it helps out even more and it's interesting.

[hitachi088]

tip #1, if you are close enough to see the blast you're already dead.

[TheJoeTrons]

how to survive:

- kiss your butt goodbye

[OneSevenFifty]

Shockwaves will kill you.. best bet is to go grab the bitch..

[hypnobull]

Just call Bear Grills.

[pinkfan595]

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[cheeselyman]

oh yeah....like that teepee will rely help you....

[Thep352]

@saucyman666 lol I know right!

[saucyman666]

Don't worry guys, we're safe.

We have Chuck Norris.

[chrisazarian]

@saucyman666 No we have Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. No point wasting a nuke on them

[TheAndron55]

live out in the country

[TheShuffler10]

00:54 the hard choice :S

[UnbOuNdPWneR1]

@TheShuffler10 1:18 very hard choice

[ecmpave]

Step 1: move to montana

done

[jack342able]

But there is only 0,00005 percent chance for that to happend

[drughello]

What's that? it's a nuclear attack

really? Yep

Terrorist?  No, i saw was an army plane

Shit! i only know what to do for terrorist ones So... let's fuck

[rcollado2009]

RADIOACTIVE CAT!!

[TheCrazyFinn]

Duck and Cover!

[Olphalsson]

that was in the days when Howcast was fun to watch

[Anacondas101]

WHERE DA FUCK IS A DECONTAMINATION CENTER

[Nocrotem80]

oh, nice tips for fallout!

[Renotech]

Igloo is an excellent shelter against nuclear attack!

[Ozku9]

Nuclear ''Terrorist'' attack... i like how every person that has something against USA is categorized as terrorist, so basically even i am terrorist and about over 60% of population on world .-.

[FireRunner905]

Seriously Howcast?!?!?

[TheHalo3spartan117]

play any fallout 3 or fallout new vegas (depends on where you live) A LOT, and build a bomb shelter.

[LolWH1]

Step 1: dig and and dig to the bedrock, and put obsidian all over u

[MasterMorty]

Thumbs up if:

1. You know that you're in that weird part of Howcast

2. Your parents aren't home

3. YOU'RE SCARED AS HELL

[PrettyMaggiee]

@MasterMorty i gave you a thumbs down

[MasterMorty]

@PrettyMaggiee Well Penis you bitch. Go get raped.

[PrettyMaggiee]

@MasterMorty it truly is funny how quickly and easily some people get upset these days..get a life you insignificant waste of human existence

[MasterMorty]

@PrettyMaggiee Wait a minute, I think I know you in real life.

SO SORRY :(

[PrettyMaggiee]

@MasterMorty haha..its ok :)

and waaaa? who is this???

u have sparked my interest fellow brethren

[PuurfectSushi]

I'll give my boyfriend a radioactive cat for his birthday XD

[11TechGuy]

Id try this. But at first sign I had radiation poisoning I got a good 9mm I can use on myself xD

[TheVantie]

I like how its terrorist... Really? Who says it cant be some countries as.. Russia, USA and such... Note: This was only an example, i dont know if those countries would do it.

[BioShock3031]

fallout comes true, you will see...

[DudeDudovsky]

An igloo to protect you from a nuclear attack!?! Ohh COME ON!!!

[BSGSMD]

If you're closer than 10 miles.. You're fucked.

[DancingMadRB3]

Screw this, I rather stand in the middle of a street during an attack and hope to get fried as opposed so slowly die from radiation even with precautions taken.

[GigawingsVideo]

So let me get this straight. After escaping nuclear blast we have to take off all our clothes, taking a bath with possibly contaminated water and then walk to the decontamination area nude?

That's......

[TheRandomLove101]

@TheBlaBlaThing XD indiana jones XD

[fatei]

a fucking teepee tent?

[PisedOffWasp]

1.Play Fallout 3

[katebugster]

It doesn't say when all hope is lost, that's important to know.

[LLS12341]

Wait, so in step 8, their saying get naked to avoid contamination... But what about the girls?! We can't do that idiot!!!

[Bluntmage25]

@LLS12341 Would you rather die?

[LLS12341]

@Bluntmage25 Even though its suicide, I say yes!

[Simplimatics]

@LLS12341

What? That doesn't make any sense. Just because you're a girl you can't get naked? Are you clothes glued to your skin? :\

[mjbvd2]

you need

1gas masks

2your house

3an xbox

4WiFi

that's all you need

[TheBlaBlaThing]

You will need:

- A fridge

Step 1: Get in the fridge and stay there till yo hear BOOM.

[HillySeTzonE]

@TheBlaBlaThing You got that idea from Indiana Jones didn't you ? :P

[ericm1988]

@TheBlaBlaThing then you cant get out.

[purefatdude2]

How to survive a nuclear explosion IMPROVED:

1.  Bend over

2. Masterbate one last time before you die.

[Oronaslt]

Step 1 Have Potassium Iodide

Optional : Potassium Cyanide

[TheTutorialHubHD]

I like how I have a Middle Eastern ad on this video XD

[Mrfoodlvr614]

@TheTutorialHubHD Lawlz...

[ne0ntr]

thumbs up if this reminds u fallout 3

[mb013962]

bananas and salt?

[odurant93]

If i don't have Potassium Iodide , can I just rub a banana over myself?

[ShadowHunter702]

wut?

[MrPmiguelP]

I can't take this serious. I had to laugh the whole vid! LOL

[RealDeathstrikeable]

RAAA! ITZ GOJIRAAA!

Soviet capatain: ROFL WUT!!? FIRE THE TZAR BOMBAS AT WILL!

[theultimatelegofreak]

how to survive ? dont just suicide its faster and painless if you dont stab ur self in the balls

[EpicMegaNoob]

How to survive a Nuclear Terrorist Attack: Rage Quit The real life server :D :D :D

[sanderspost11228]

how to survive:

Find vault 101 bitch!

[halowarrior1000]

@sanderspost11228 Next on howcast: How to escape vault 101.

[beton10mix]

@sanderspost11228

54 persons didnt play Fallout

[Blackdimond8000]

WTF was up with that "Did you know" fact at the end...

[TheBlasianAsian]

It's pretty much you can either

A) Die now

OR

B) Die later, albeit more painfully

[WillstDuNichtWissen]

If I am in a car, I would escape as far as I can ... sounds logic, doesn't it?

[WillstDuNichtWissen]

Does not work with the M.O.A.B. :/

[xiuyuansean]

Can you do a "How not to let a terrorist get hands on a nuclear weapon" guide instead?

[vinnie607]

in Bulgaria we dont have decontamination center

[TECH24TV]

How to survive

1.Drink a entire bottle of jack daniels

2. Take a cold shower

[MrBoournslol]

all my time playing fallout 3 has been useless until times like this

and why didnt they say you'd need a gieger counter?

because for situations like these im pretty sure i'd need one

[Takisawesome]

How to survive a nuclear blast:

1- Close your eyes

2- Open your eyes to ponies!

[TheComputerHelpGuide]

Did you know: I'm riding a horse, backwards?

[saraevens12]

How to servive a nuculare radiaton attack

What you will need:

1a shovel

2fast arms

Optional: play fallout 3 so you know what the fuck your doin

[PuurfectSushi]

I WOULD LOVE A RADIOACTIVE CAT THANKS :D

[baikoleda1]

and a 90 or less degrees ANGLE cause Gamma radiation is a bit slow on turning

[gudam3]

step 1: play any fallout game

[MrTang99]

my ass take a shower the water is contaminated

[ShortFunnyMexican]

Did you know: No one has a fucking clue where there nearest decontamination centre is.

[CrazyWoWGamer]

How to Survive a Nuclear Terrorist Attack

Step 1 : Remove FPS game

Step 2 : Load RPG

[squidzortheallmighty]

Ne need to tell me Howcast, I've played enough Fallout 3 to know how to do this.

[Michaelsp9]

Finally something USEFUL !

[TheMrJohnR]

DUCK & COVER!!!

[MinecraftBarker]

Its okay ive got all these in my back FUCKING pocket.....

jheeze i live in the uk we dont have half these things never mind the clothes!

[jb7254]

You will need:

-Potassium Iodide

-Shelter

-Decontamination

Sure let me just open my cupboard and see what i have...

[legogunbuilder97]

@jb7254 Lol

[passive347]

@jb7254 hahha lmao

[skaterish503]

How to survive a MOAB.

Step 1. Back out

[kmohnke]

and fallout 3 :P

[AsDeadAsDillinger]

It's easy to avoid a nuclear attack, 3 words : Be Somewhere Else

Am I the only guy who expected that when the door marked 'Decontamination' opened there would be a line of guys with rifles stood alongside a pit waiting for you?

[grassvalleystudios]

0:53

Being native is a BITCH.

[Wolfbite369]

There is two options Option1 You will need a gun Step 1 kill your self Step2 be dead Step 3 be dead although Option 2 You will need ps3, or Xbox and your friends( your own) basement. Make sure there is tv. By the way to the basement grab Cod. Step 1 turn your game on Step 2 play until you die ( if you die before playing, then we can't help you)

[AndersonFamily12]

How to survive a nuclear terrorist attack:

You will need: A WMD

Optional: An ICBM

Step 1: Nuke the terrorists

Did you know? Nukes can kill you

[azianhoney]

step 1: love chuck norris and he'll save you

[theonlydoh2]

How to survive a nuclear explosion:

1. Bend over

2. Kiss your ass godbye

[TheNeedbackup]

@theonlydoh2

How to survive the end of the world:

1. Fuck a girl in your last time befor you gonna die.

[Arbroathsaul]

@TheNeedbackup

thats not really going to help you survive though is it?

[TheNeedbackup]

@TheNeedbackup

oh yes it helps me ; )

[programaster]

It's MAD I tell you

M.A.D!

[KraKieeGFX]

finally ive been looking for a tut for this every where

[TheGornbo]

Americans...

[97epicman]

Have to love how Howcast make video's on such silly things

[geojoeftt]

lol radioactive cat

[HeyItsMe645]

good thing, I'm not a blonde

[MrDenis57]

you will need: two things you dont have

[ToastersStandard]

OSAMA!!

[francis20killer]

The only way survive a nuke is going underground

[UTFxMarcus]

Step 1:fire nuke

Step 2: ????

Step 3: Profit...

[11753951]

YEA! GODZILLA!

[TheChristen2481]

wow! and i thought the only way you could survive a nuclear attack was to get to outer space and get as far away from the earth as you can before the nuclear blast goes off

[coolkid5054460]

enjoy your last few seconds if a nuclear blast ever occurs

[danyistech]

even if we do this crap nuke radiation spreads over time

[ColonialDagger]

This shit just gets funnier and funnier!

[Jeezymusic]

Step 1: Get 25 Kills before the terorrists.

[dhoni01001]

Be like snake, CARDBOARD BOX!

[MrDustybreeze]

WTF

[Lraeuser]

How to Survive a Nuclear terrorist Attack

Step one: Play Starcraft 2 until you reviewed the info

Step two: use ghost to make a nuke strike.

Step three: just watch and learn

Did you know? Airplanes fly.

[howhow54321]

What if the water is fucking contaminated!

[orchatalover2]

What the frack

[X3BOOODYX2012]

what if it was an offical war?

[6flakes]

Hmm.. Why would they need to show us this video

[childofnewlight]

One huge problem. The chances of a nuclear bomb as we know it being delivered by terrorists is highly unlikely. They would more likely use a socalled dirty bomb. It is like a conventional bomb except it spreads radioactive material instead of shrapnel. In which case survival techniques may be different. Going outside and trying to get out of the 10 mi radius may do far more harm than good. I believe fema or homeland securitty websites have the info.

[xoxokatynxoxox]

how to survive a nuclear terrorist attack

step 1: you dont

[Cakk01]

Steps to survive:

1.Go to Afganistan

2.Kill Osama Bin Laden

3.Done

[Blackops1351]

@Cakk01 uh already happened

[Cakk01]

@Blackops1351 Lol I know,I was trying to put it "Back in time"

[555boblee]

@Cakk01 you do know he is dead

[ImmaSSJGoku]

Terrorist Attack hit

*looks around*

Weres my pottasioum Iodide

Aww man Ive must have misplace it

[princedarkus1]

What do I do when I get a nuke on Modern Warfare 2?

[Statistiic2]

Arright. Take a shower when your home has been blasted by a NUCLEAR BOMB.

[hacker2039]

Probably better not to take a shower the water could be radioactive :/

[GPWfiles]

"oh no a nuclear expolsion! oh well its a good thing i have my potassium Iodide with me like every else does :3"

[lilartist10]

You better run like USAIN BOLT !

[lrpd3nc3r]

what is wrong with Howcast nowadays

[BamfBH49]

getting deeper into howcasts videos. there getting weirder and weirder

[Astronautical123]

shit you would die anyway

[PunkyPlow]

I like how they think Nuclear Terrorist Attacks are so common in the world that they need to make a how-to video on surviving it.

[TheNeighbourhoodNerd]

wouldn't an igloo melt?

[superninja4545]

Ok how would you get within a mile from the blast on foot?

[Hornsterio]

big note they didnt mention, radiation does not clear for a COUPLE YEARS

[iamswagg26]

How would i get shelter,pitassium iodide,and medical care if everyone is dead

[isaac161000]

if you are within 10 miles to a nuclear strike arent you dead anyway