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  • I watched this again, and that doctor would get cold cocked. I don't care if I didn't have to pay him for services, there is no way in HELL that he would patronize me with words like "Calm down" or "it's ok" or "don't jerk". Let me slice a hole in his back, squeeze it until it is purple and bruised and then shove gauze in it! Doctors are really stupid most of the time!

  • What the HELL did i just watch And why am i Crying ? xD

  • Love the video, but I'd like to nut-slap the shit out of the guy doing the cutting. When he's writhing in pain cause his balls are in his throat, I'd tell him, "That's okay."

  • do a dollop of daisy

  • Looks like a badly infected sebaceous cyst. Not nearly enough pain control. Pain produces stress which taxes the body and makes healing more difficult. Also causes muscles to tense and tighten, possibly resulting in less-than-optimal expression and packing. Was this cultured? Hope he got a good broad-spectrum antibiotic. Still, probably healed ok. The body is remarkable!

  • THIS IS AWESOME!

  • why was this not done at a doctor's office?

  • NO NO, IT IS NOT OK!! That wouldn't be allowed if I was the poppee. Everything would stop until he put more lidocain in there. Having things like this done shouldn't hurt THAT bad. It is like pulling a tooth. There is medication (lidocain) that is made specifically to block pain receptors. We don't feel it when a tooth gets pulled, right? Why should we have to endure the lancing of a cyst? The cyst is already painful and the area is tender. Docs should quit forcing us to take the pain.

  • @diamondgirl828 He did use lidocaine, just not near enough of it. He just kind of shot it into the area below the cyst and called it good. You are supposed to go around the whole thing injecting bit by bit. That was the problem, even though he claims the reason was that it was expired. I get infected boils on occasion that I have to lance myself, so I speak from some experience. :/

  • @jurrasic - He wouldn't have cut me anymore without some current lidocain! Me and pain have a terrible relationship. I am allergic to the pain and immune to pain meds...LOL

  • @diamondgirl828 OUCH! That sounds like my ex-wife. Not the allergies to pain (is that possible? or do you mean you REALLY hate pain?) but she could chew up a bottle of percocet and it wouldn't do a thing for her. Apparently 10% of people are like that. Strange eh?

  • @MissBinondo Yep yep.. That acne solution site is the only thing that has cleared up my acne which is consisted of whiteheads and inflamed bumps of forehead and chin.. Ive tried a lot of treatments but has no effects on my acne.. After 1week of taking the acne program, everything cleared up. Anyway, you mispelled the acne site, its StopAcneNow.co.cc

  • GUESS WHAT! I don't like cheese anymore... :S

  • This is sooo funny I love when the lady said "That is so awesome, its everything I thought it would be and more." LOL that was funny as hell just goes to show I am not the only sicko who likes seeing stuff like this.

  • ure cut was much to long :P!

  • i find this hard to skyrim to

  • I wish my job was this.

  • @mynameisnotnick34 That would be cool huh? Me too are we sick or just curious?

  • That doesn't look sebaceous to me. I think it was a spider bite, which is why it is hurting him. Sebaceous cysts rarely hurt, and the material that comes out of them doesn't look like that. It's not bloody all the way through.

  • I still come back to this one. The running commentary is fabulous!

  • That thing is all bruised and purple, wth? This man is a soldier!! I couldn't bare 10 seconds of this sort of pain!

  • You can't just pop it, there is a cyst plug that makes all the gross puss. In order to get that out you need to get him to the doctor or it will just keep coming back, if you don't remove the plug from the cyst.

  • This was one of the better filming that I have seen. Your sister did a great job with the camera. And dad was ok and seemed to know what was going only.Good works

  • The incision looks like a mouth and it looks like the mouth is throwing up :D

  • This made me hungry mmm mmm cream cheese

  • This obviously wasn't done by a doctor, do people just steal the supplies like the expired syringe he was injected with? Geez!

  • Why?!!! Why do I continue to look at these videos!!!

  • Cause when you say that its done "Alabama Style". I get ready to see a weed wacker and a bottle of whisky.

  • is this guy a doctor or what?

  • The cutter was thrown out of the SS for being too cruel. Proper affordable healthcare in the US is a must - I don't understand why so may Americans are against the idea.

  • i was watching disney cartoon just 2 minutes ago...how did i find this...

  • rednecks :D

  • "Did you smell the cheese?"

  • 1:55 - 2:00 my mom thought i was watching porn

  • LOL!!! DOUG ITS OKAY!!!

  • does it stink???

  • Ok some ppl. here loves to see exploding cysts...

  • Ewwww,omg poor man

  • Roll tide

  • wtf why isnt this being done in hospitals

  • check out the "cyst removal on the doctors" video to see a real doctor perform this the correct and safe way. Hey hillbilly Joe you have nearly 500k hits but that guy should sue your dumb ass for $500k. Hope you don't have a medical license or work in healthcare

  • why is the mom having an orgasm?

  • This poor guy is moaning and groaning in pain, and nobody is giving him a second thought. The woman is loving it and happy is can be, but sorry dud, we dont care about you, your just our entertainment......lol

  • @sunsetxsong Sebaceous cysts do not have a "pus plug". They have what's known as a core, which is attached to the wall of the cyst and gets detached and expelled as the pus pockets are broken and drained out. It's the hardest chunks of the material being squeezed out. Pus plugs form on boils and abcesses near the top layer of skin.

  • i would be like "it hursts so good!!!" you know that feeling when it itches or something and you just want to cut it and it hurts but feels good at the same time

  • You didn't get the pus plug out? Could recur...

  • Oh hell no it's not OK. Go in with q-tips man. Not some metal crap. He's feeling it dammit.

  • wish my doctor would take care of mine ... you're such a trooper. WOW!

  • Dam horse needles again!

  • He looks like he knows what he's doin???

    Seems his reputation as Head Cyst Removalist at the trailer park is bona fide!!!

  • how to fuck is there 618 likes???!

  • OH MY GOD!!! -BARFS-

  • OH MY GOD!!! -BARFS-

  • Excellent.

  • OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH-lady

  • you konw what's even worse than having one of these things lanced? Having a fucking cyst that you know should be lanced but the doctors tell you it doesn't so you end up with a huge gaping scar on your face. Yeah, that happened to me.

  • wow that is a man.

  • WTH? The doc actually EXPECTS this man to endure the pain of having this thing probed and poked and squeezed and packed? WTH? Why won't this embicile put more lidocain in this wound??

  • @diamondgirl828 From what I have heard sometimes the medicine doesn't help much. It can't get all in the wound because of the infection. That's probably what happened here because he said that the doctor gave him medicine.

  • @diamondgirl828 its actually how doctors do it i had it once on my back its a paintful procedure when you have to pack it.. but doctors say its teh only way to stop it from reforming.

  • only sickos watch this, oh wait...

  • The packing looked like the most painfull part

  • you can tell the person doing this dont know what they are doing.

  • lmao at i find this hard to masturbate to that is an epic comment

  • SHUT THOSE FUCKING CHILDREN UP! XP

  • "yeah ow that hurts" "Thats okay, thats okay"

  • I feel bad for this guy,I had one of these and when I started to feel any pain my doctor would shoot more stuff into it and there is no reason he should feel a thing!! This doctor just didn't want to do his job!! If I were you I would never go to him again. and on another note he seems like a smart ass,every time you have something to say he has a coment. and when they packed my cyst they made shure they gave me a couple extra shots so it would be numb!!!

  • At least the guy lancing it was smart enough to use clean materials and wear gloves.

  • It's "Unbelaveble"....

  • OUT OF DATE?!?!?!?

  • I am sooo tired of the "I find this hard or not hard to masturbate to" comments.

  • @0904poohbear1975 Retard shouldn't be jerking it on youtube anyways.

  • I Feel like putting some of that gunk on my french fries and don't forget the ketchup

  • it's gonna grow back cuz you left the sac in there

  • i have to barf

  • Do yourself surgery! Yes, sir!

  • um... yeeeaaaaaa... im gona go throw up now o.O

  • "It's ok its ok" Lmao

  • "it is everything I though it would be, and more"

  • this vids makes you an adiction to watch it :s

  • Are there no doctors in Alabama? Since when did surgery become DIY?

  • When you hear Banjo's a playing RUN LIKE HELL!!

  • That woman sounds like Joy from 'my name is Earl'

  • thumbs up if u love these videos in a strange way

  • i just shit and threw up.

  • "That is awesome, that is so awesome... it is everything I thought it would be !" LOL

  • i'd rename this video "how to get an infection"

  • Welcome to Alabama

  • "It's everything I thought it would be and more." I love that.

  • Beautiful!!!! I wish I could remove cysts all day long!!! They kind of remind me of a GIANT zit!!! lol

  • hm....the guy with the cyst kinda sounds like Hank Hill...

  • A ding dang do! Yew ha

  • is that a cyst or a volcano

  • Fuck squeezing that shit...this video needs a shop-vac. 

  • hahahahah! i love how the lady was like "OH YEAH! THAT"S GOOD!" to a cyst removal!

  • it is a boil not a cyst boils still have a core there just smaller n part of the yellow guc

  • So thats where they get Chey Boy R Dee sauce from.

  • Hey Lady, did u really think he wouldn't feel it? Lets stab u in the back and see if u feel it

  • I FIND THIS HARD TO MASTURBATE TO

  • @GamerBuzz101 I find it hard to believe you can't use anything original!

  • @GamerBuzz101 Pretty easy for me.

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  • WILL YALL ADOPT ME,....I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!!

  • He's packing it too soon. More needs to be pushed out. THEN pack with the idoform gauze. RN

  • Why Do I Enjoy Watching These???

  • @Peter24397 Maybe because its the most exhilarating feeling in the world?

  • Ive popped many a zits on my back. And some of those brought me to tears. I can only imagine this pain. Yikes.

  • why do i wanna squeeze that crap out myself??!!!

  • i would of gone to the drs office to have that take out

  • She loves this a bit too much

  • LOL blunt dissection - can you feel that? Yep, Ow, Ow, I can feel that!!

    This is what YouTube is all about!! Awesome!

  • raspberry jam and cottage cheeze, yum

  • Dude, I feel your pain. I had to have a surgical incision packed 10 years ago, It was the most horrible pain I ever had in my life. Did it ever grow back?

  • criminal

  • I too, perform all my surgeries on the kitchen floor. Except I have my patients lay on a "Welcome" mat instead of a towel.

  • I REALLY want to meet this lady. :)

  • taik a peekture so i can see it.... im recording..... i tought u sayd it only recohrds 3 seyconds

  • "That's ok, that's ok" lol

  • PAUL SHIT THAT FUCKING HURTS!

  • Um, I thought the best way to remove a sebaceous cyst was to remove the sac without rupturing it first. ?

  • @NordicMother normaly you would remove it that way.But unfortunately this is infrcted so the sac cant be taken out whole.

  • "so now we're gonna bla bla bla..."

    "it looks like he knows what he's doing..."

    riiiight...

  • holy doug suck it up....you give all of us dougs a bad name by your blubbering

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  • looks like someones puking :D

  • my god why on earth did you not get to the doctors or hospital before it got like this

  • omg best one i seen so far

  • It looks like someones mouth being sick!

  • 1:54 = This woman in bed.

  • 1:54 = This woman in bed.

  • The comment about the Under Armour is so funny. Also, brought to you by Alabamians. Uh oh! I live in Alabama!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Makes me sad to know he's packing the sac.....how unfortunate.

  • bunch of rednecks

  • This is a normal procedure, although I wouldn't recommend doing it at home, go to your doctor or hospital. Because after they have cut and squeezed the wound needs to be irrigated and then dressed properly.

  • Holy hell, what the heck happened to this guy? What causes these things?

  • The cut this guy made really looks like a puking lil' mouth XD

  • was that guy a doctor??

  • I don't care who those idiots are - there was A LOT more infection needing and ready to come out

  • So my breakfast is all over my desktop now, thanks

  • I got it on video!

    Jesus, lady...

  • Makes me grateful that I live in the UK and can go to the doctor with shit like this and not have to worry about a big bill.

  • @DaMuttzNutz Damn you Brits and the NHS! You just gotta rub it in that your country has common sense and thinks that everyone has the right to decent health care, don't you? ;-)

  • Actually it looks like he cut the hole a bit to big and he was jabbing the whole scalpl in...and being way to aggressive

  • Sweet home Alabama, lord I'm comin' home to you.

  • Hank Hill just got a cyst removed.

    Now time to go celebrate by buying some propane.

  • Is it on the side or the back? I can't really tell, it looks like both kinda. That has got to hurt so bad.

  • This video has been brought to you by Under Armour.

  • "Its ok, its ok. OH OH OH, no its NOT!!!

  • "it's everything i thought it would be and more" hahahaha

  • Quality American entertainment.

  • He thinks that hurts? Give birth!

  • Are yall watching?,look at that!....It's everything i thought it would be and more. Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

  • Oh! Oh! Holy Hell it hurts!! Its ok its ok.....lmao!

  • Roll tide!

  • What about the sebaceous sac? It was not removed! I bet this bad boy cyst came back. You got to get that sac!

  • @rlamantia68 Unfortenetly when a cyst is infected like this the sac cannot be removed. When the infection dissapers then it can be removed.

  • @rlamantia68 thats what she said

  • @rlamantia68 When it does please videos it!!!! It will make this one look weak!! Also throw some banjo music behind the redneck shit!!

  • @rlamantia68 Hahahahaha.. Gotta get that sack.. All jokes aside: yeah, I bet it did come back, lmao.

  • Seriously, is the guy removing this a doctor?? That is so gross.

    I have had one of these. I had it done in the doctors office. Lord, man I know your pain.

  • It looks more like infection than sebaceous cyst.

  • How come nobody care about the guy yelling and saying 'that hurts'?!

  • OMG THOSE ARE MY AUNTS & UNCLES!

  • That doctor is a sadist.

  • how did u get that. that look painfull

  • LOL some one said "HE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WAT HES DOIN" HAHA OF COURSE HE DOES!! HES A DOC

  • dumness

  • can someone get evan more goldfish?

  • Hang on doc, let me get a slice of bread!!!!!! lol

  • Why is it that people when they do such similar stuff always wipe the puss and fluids towards the wound???? Aren't they supposed to wipe it away from the wound?

  • @689433 no..that spreads the blood and we dont want that!!

  • @689433

    well, i wouldnt think it would really matter.

    since the pus is leaking from the wound, infection is not really a issue...its already infected.

    i guess

  • Is it ok to laugh at other peoples misfortunes?! 

  • evan ruined the video because he needed more goldfish!

  • @MarkyG62289  what the hell... its not alright ...

  • @ginelea26 what are you talking about, that comment is completely redundant to mine?

  • I like to imagine it is a tiny mouth puking up. :D

  • LOL you know you can buy topical anasthetics and syringes, right?

  • why you stuffing it, im a doctor and for one that would just cause the cyst to get nfected again!

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  • LMFAO u guys are hilarous ts 4:30 am i cant sleep im laughin ma ass off at all of you doc , patient, wifey !!!...LMFAO