Tim James - Safer Than Safe

[TheBadhaggis]

Does this punk asshole really think that it's "OK" for grown men to fuck little boys and girls...maybe it would be "OK" if all the sex offenders would just fuck this guy until his ass rotted off so he wouldn't make anymore of these ridiculous "parodies" against men who say things that make sense to everybody but idiots and sex offenders like him and his butch "girfriend" (who's actually a guy in drag...good acting bitch!). Why don't you make one of these for the nigger in the White House?

[jwxie518]

@TheBadhaggis it doesn't make sense to me. So who are you trying to represent? Just STFU you idiot. Go back to school and earn a degree in engineering or math or science.

[MrHunterStuart]

@TheBadhaggis Cannot believe this comment made it past the censors

[zthomasack]

@TheBadhaggis you're obviously not a racist douchebag.

[ahouse101]

@TheBadhaggis yes, because being a racist fuckup "makes sense"

[abhaywilliams]

@TheBadhaggis This kind of comment makes you look like you know what you're talking about. loljk ur dumb

[Jacob1755]

this fool cannot be seriously going for govenor even for an american govonor he is just too stupid

[chikari123]

lol "and they'll wear it"

"theres no such thing as clear paint"

"wait till im govener"

[11chingchangchong]

Long pause at the end 0.0 does it to you.

[swannamillion]

MORE

[pivapeeeev]

so awesome.

[justindrodriguez]

It always puts a smile on my face to see people like this get raised so badly! Good product!

[nmceagles7]

i actually think that would be a good idea. sex offenders should have permanent tattoo put on the middle of their face saying "I RAPE KIDS" or just SEX OFFENDER

[davethehostage]

"Hi, I'm Tim James. How 'bout you?"

A winner is you.

[canibuswp]

WAIT TIL I'M GOVERNOR, THEN WE'LL HAVE CLEAR PAINT!!!

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

LMFAO!!! Oh My God you need some help!!! LOLOLOLOL!!

[fdsaks]

That was hillarious.

[cuentafrijoles]

Or, perhaps the look at 1:28 was Tim James suddenly coming to terms with the bat-$hit insanity of his own platform? Would a sudden flash of insight have such an effect on this guy?

Oh well, game's over for him...

Good luck to you going forward!

[cuentafrijoles]

Now that this Tim James guy is out of the picture, why don't you step on over to Georgia and check out John Oxendine? He's actually on track to win the Republican nomination for Governor, so you might have several more months of material to work with.

Check it out:

clatl.com/atlanta/why-you-shou­ld-vote-for-john-oxendine/Cont­ent?oid=1600618

[cuentafrijoles]

Saw you on Maddow! Great parodies! I love the wife's vacant stare at the beginning of this, and your series of dumbstruck looks starting at 1:28... exactly what you might expect from a far-right-winger who's forgotten the next line of the script they're all fed!

Good job hammering home the ridiculousness of a political candidate who believes that skulking in and out of the shadows during a campaign ad is the best way to connect with the American people!

[flury51]

Oh shit!!! I think this one might be funnier than your other Tim James!

Woman: Theres no such thing as clear paint

Tim (whispering back): Just wait till I'm Govenor...

Bahahaha good shit bro Keep the Parodies coming until I see you on SNL!!!

[JesuitsRule]

Regardless of one's political views, these are brilliant parodies! Hopefully we'll start to see more parodies of campaign ads -- perhaps it would make them less effective so that people would stop being persuaded by them.

[TheIkaraCult]

im tim james, howboutchooo?

[cartesian1]

plastic surgeons, armenians, siamese cats ... this is hilarious.

[pipergj33]

You are HILARIOUS!

[BamaDan197319]

Hi, I'm Tim James. How bout you? I voted for Tim James, but I need to see more of these videos, because it just makes sense to me Hi, I'm Tim James.

[gelicagalove]

BAHAHAHAHA.....@ the drunk supporting wife.

[ConnerHudson]

I like Tim James, but I think this was pretty funny.

[CarlD2]

I will never get tired of those camera cuts and "Maybe it's the businessman in me..."

The last part with the wife is also great.

[jbjumpback]

You have never been to Alabama . Please don't consider it.

[libertyplayground]

lol I'd vote for Tim James just cause its so funny.

[evan13579b]

Everyone better hope Tim James gets elected. I want to see more of him.

[LLORT3]

lol

the southern accent is one of the funniest/anti-intellectual things in the world

[lilkiz96]

hahahaha

[brj20001]

This guy is a total babe.

[ot63]

this was great. Very funny.

[thistlewood]

Look OUT!

[ShaunRL]

good shit hay

[allenrw3]

This is just as funny as your last one, you're hilarious!

[bammafan]

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