Patton Oswalt - Vegas and Fat People

[fireflame65]

420!!!!!

[DopeSpace9]

"shiny shiny failure" I smell a Jersey Shore spinoff.

[trentkill]

Patton is hilarious.

[Telstar62a]

Love the way that Patton gains 120 pounds just by adopting the "fat voice"...

[turdpowerz]

He looks like a lesbian, and I never thought he was funny.

[weepingprophet]

@turdpowerz Are these thoughts connected?

[turdpowerz]

@weepingprophet LOL I just think if Pixar never had anything to do with him then you would'nt even know who he was. It's not like he was known for his "funny" stand up act. He is a hack who got lucky just like Larry the Cable Guy and Ellen Degeneres.

[SkilletBiscuitKrew]

PATTON OSWALT IS GENIUS!!!

[joemoe23]

is fatton oswalt talking trash about fat people?

[benjie414]

i think this is funny and not low brow. but the audience isn't really laughing so much.

[semiLivedj]

Yeah,they not just fat guys,Because you would be talking about yourself! Patton is just a fat little fuck that cries about everything.

[crackerz99]

hot pockets, yes, oh my goodness.

[microsoftnerd4life]

with my flippity, floppity....man boobs

[WardancerHB]

@TheGameIsRigged1 Well, I'm really sorry to say that - but you are!

[BoutrasBoutrasGhali]

fail

[Krahpula]

i like patton but this is just bad

[donpierce101]

Patton Oswalt looks like Adam Richman from MvF

[dostoyevesky12]

Is it just me or did his fat guy voice sound like a young John Madden?

[thewolffromhell66666]

the fat guys are not killer there just wannabes so fuck them

[polytide51]

Isn't this guy a fat little pig?

[evrbody]

@polytide51 Yeah, but he's talking about morbidly obese people. The kind of people that are so fat that they can't complete a full sentence without hyperventilating.

[TeamNutshell]

I wonder if Mr. Plinket is one of these hitmen...

[Alana8480]

What is a "helper belt"?

[stickydog480]

@Alana8480

"Buckling up is easier with the Seat Belt Helper. It extends your reach by 6” so you can easily pull the belt around your body without straining. Flexible silicone rubber attaches easily. 9"x3 7/8"."

[116Bears]

@Alana8480

What is a "google search"?

[Mxlsptlk]

Patton likes to go to the places where dreams die.

[warpcrafter]

Wow, I must not be morbidly obese after all, because I don't even know what a helper belt is. And I don't own a cart. But that being said, Paton Oswalt, as funny as he is, is actually one giant man-boob.

[showmethebuffet2]

Thumbs up for the length of the video

[ohrwurm]

I can't hear anything after he says "I would like you to toast" from laughing so hard

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

"Helper belt.." lol

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

If I had been in this audience..I would've been rolling on the floor once he got to the point where he's impersonating the fat guy LOL

[dust2d2]

Is it weird i just got back from venice "the city of stairways", and did indeed have to use a helper belt while swaabing my fat folds in vegas

[KuatoFilms]

Fat people are gross because it's a slow process of self-hatred in increments. When their clothes get too tight, they don't work out or cut back on the fast food, they instead buy new, bigger clothes so they can continue to indulge in grossness. And I've always wondered how obese people can wipe their asses.... do they just leave it and take a shower later?

[stickydog480]

@KuatoFilms

They make a stick that morbidly obese humans use to wipe their ass. I'm not kidding.

[bilgewater79]

Fat people are disgusting and it is funny to mock them.

[shockraid1]

paaaaaaaaaarrrrrt twoooooooooooooo

[Redeye1524]

I guess I'll never understand why people think he's funny, it'll continue to elude me for the rest of my life like Kathy Griffin, The Blue Collar Guys, Mencia, and George Lopez

[Yourordinarycrook]

@Redeye1524 How can you compare Patton to Mencia and Griffin? That's ridiculous.

Also, if you don't find Patton funny, who do you find funny?

[toyota420xp]

@Yourordinarycrook mencia is a hack



[Yourordinarycrook]

@toyota420xp I said nothing positive about Mencia.

[xnonsuchx]

@Yourordinarycrook - Mencia and Griffin (among others) are hacks

[Shamidey]

he'll drop like a bag of hammbers

[Csp499]

Where I'm living in the states, there seems to be an abundance of folk who put Blackwater and Triple Canopy insignia on their belongings. All of whom are, in fact, quite rather "rotund".

[curtmastor]

@Csp499 you live in north carolina?

[Csp499]

@curtmastor California.

[rmcdaniel423]

'scuse me, while I go rub all my stuff with ham. Be right back . . .

[Jcolinsol]

Patton has body image issues!

[finlan9]

ha ha ha ha the steam room!!

[blackbuddhaPA]

LMAO mobility rascal scooters!!!

[JoyGrenade]

Wow, this audience sucks.

[CanOfMinus]

As a Vegas I would love to bring Patton to downtown Henderson's casinos. One of those casino's (Emerald Island) is its large amount of penny slots.

[Caseymb2]

So I am going to Vegas in a few weeks and someones gotta tell me what the shittiest off the strip casino in Vegas is. I'm thinking even shittier than some of the ones on Fremont st.

[rebelsun]

@Caseymb2 Arizona Charlie's

[darkridr25]

@rebelsun Naw...Arizona Charlie's is almost pleasant, in its own way. Try The Poker Palace! That casino is so morbidly shady that no vices are even possible that could surprise me that they were offered there -- and yeah, the place does look shiny like it was rubbed down with ham! LOL

[tanfoukdance]

I wish he'd gone on a bit more about the SOF conventioneers. But then, I don't think it's possible for him to understand how much actual veterans hate seeing 300 pounds of lard in BDUs.

[TheOnlyTommunist]

you mean his voice lol

[MrK623]

Venice, City of Stairways.

[awake352]

@MrK623

That'll be hell on my shins.

[eliizme]

I love Oswalt & all,but using Hot Pocket's in your routine should b outlawed for all comedians.It was funny the first time Gaffigan used it,the ONE & ONLY TIME!!!

[scottdaniel1982]

@eliizme Ummm....completely different context here...

[signinname41]

@eliizme well i think it's different because he's not actually making jokes about hot pockets themselves.

[purpleSun6292]

@eliizme

jim gaffigans hot pocket routine was never funny

[Feckinpaddy29]

Everything rubbed with ham always gets me.

[DarkTravesty03]

wow i'm crying :D

[fukuinerd]

holy crap this funny, the hot pocket thing is just killer

[GoblinXXX]

Patton has done a fair amount of voice work, he needs to use the fat voice for some character.

[DoubtfulGrace]

@GoblinXXX

YES. Theres something special about his few voices, probobly his best one.

[damnitfeelsgoodtobek]

4:20

[PunchSydeiron]

2 People had their helper monkeys hit the Dislike button.

[theamazingguzzardo]

1 person was offended by this and ate 18 hot pockets and 1200 calories worth of Nutter Butters to erase the pain. :P

[ghostbuster323]

I was in tears during this

[Hyro]

It sounds like this is the precursor to his "B-Word Fat" bit.

[4bibimimi]

3 seats? hot pocket??

[Bear5177]

ROFLMAO! "Flippity...floppity...man-boo­bs."

FFS I couldn't god damned breathe for several minutes there.

[butcherboy2008]

The El Cortez!

[THEdestroyedONE]

Patton Oswalt is one of if not the most funny comedian today!

[Jizbam]

Sea wasp poison.

[DancingSpiderman]

"...fuckin... burst veins, on hip fat that had just grown wayy too quickly... man boobs, totally made out of Funyuns... "

His Fat Man Voice sounds like enunciation is distorted by the inertia of having to move heavy and swollen tongue, lips & cheeks. Gut fat and neck fat just gets in the way of normal diaphragm action too. I suppose if I had these physical anomalies, I'd also be able to sign up for a Handicapped placard. "Oh, he's not really handicapped; he just has a speech impediment."

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

got a little hot bocket comin outt of the oben

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

bliss is wat id like you to do....

[Dregkar]

snarf snarf snarf the video time is 420!!

[Wadewilsondp07]

he beat the shit out of anorexia

[limbdarkening]

They have assassin conventions?!

[Barth2b]

At 1:30 - 2:35 his voice sounds a little bit like Bill Hicks :)

[RedDeadRepenguin]

I made the mistake of hearing this while I was hearing :D

[AmatterofPat]

Patton's really funny; but he makes fun of short people while he is short, and fat people while he is a little fat too.

[G0D666]

Not his best bit, really.

[tigerlibby28]

I like the 'I Beat Anorexia' shirt lol

[dsbnh]

Hitman: The Cholesterol Chronicles by Eidos

[daboatdoctor]

"He'll drop like a bag of hammers"

- this guy is a friggin genius

[emmers57]

Patton is the funniest guy on the planet these days

[Aphasia17]

venice, ah city of stairways ah...

[Squibfire]

god his fat voice is amazing

[Zeta9966]

I always think it's funny that people on youtube comment parts of the jokes.

[SirCliveCalculator]

oh this insanely brilliant :)

this is what i want you to do

[ttaz4dqm]

Man boobs made outta Funyuns...lmao

[texjoy86]

flippety... floppety...... man-boobs

[proni1]

helper belt

[Connerisawesome]

oh god lol I love his fat voice. Oh god I'm in stitches right now.

[McAndMcEqualsMc2]

@Connerisawesome

Same, that was absolutely hilarious

[mikedrud]

Shiny, shiny failure.

[proni1]

this guy always leaves me in tears