another funny Crysis Bug

[Rik4100]

feed him bullets so i can stop laugh because this is too funny!

[Sinister0212561825]

It's because your facial culling distance was too low.

[TheDutchGuy110]

Maximum Fail Engaged.

[sweetcoldbastard]

Troll Face

[Rik4100]

@sweetcoldbastard nope

[Gigasnake]

MAXIMUM FAIL

[Mupperik94]

bad game

[mstudios111]

@Mupperik94 what is a good game for you then

[MegaBondagemon]

OPEN WIDE

[selvaoscuras]

looooolllllllll

[SinerAthin]

Those are some white teeth!

[cidspb]

looooooooooooooooooooooool

[34sesamestreet]

hahahahahahahaha

[xxXmegaXxx60]

XD

[Shade117pro]

It's not a bug :P It's LOD at distance.

[chocolateeatsyou]

It's like carp.

[maumary2]

I thinks hes hungry..

One of my mom cookies,and he wil be soo happy!

LOLZ What a nerd :p!

[bipinformprotect]

0:07 [INSERT COCK HERE]

[scaleop4]

hahhahahaha

[cetrodus]

he's fucking with you

[SuperShot95]

He's faking it...

Nomad: *points gun*

Korean: *acts dead*

Nomad: *stops*

Korean: "Phew..."

Nomad: *points gun*

Korean: *acts dead*

[ATVM10]

nom nom nom

[fuckyouhorsefucker]

give him a blowjob

[pazza1010]

lol he was keeping u distracted underwater so u drowned

[kattowitz4]

This North Korean soldier has been known to have schizophrenia. In this particular case he thinks he is a fish and tries to imitate its breathing.

[DaKittamiau]

@kattowitz4 No! It was a secret plan to win the war against Psycho, Prophet and Nomad :D

Apparently they failed.

[lowfiwhiteguy]

say "ahhhhhhhhh" for the shotgun rounds!

[jasonyeozhishen]

one of the reason why asian roxs.. XD

[MetalKisses]

Drowning in 1 foot deep water.

[mostyghostly]

Lols, this happedn to me too, but the way mine happened scared teh crap out of me: the dead was lying of teh floor all dead, and i saw him open his eyes, i was like WTF, and then he closed his eyes again and lifted his head slowly and then opened his eyes again.... i almost shat in my pants o.O

[jacobswolfgirl16]

did he say tickle?? 0:34

[SweClubberz]

@jacobswolfgirl16 "Energy Critical"

[AlmostCommon]

Your sister does the same thing with her mouth when I aim my gun at her face.

[THISISAGUN3]

thats scary...... imagen if that happend to you in real life i would be runnin' off screaming

[DAxbox360FREAK]

Shotgun fish... its a new specie!  :)

[ProZergSC]

Haha he looks like a fish

[DrSalvador4]

I'm alive, now I'm dead, I'm alive, dead,alive, de..aw shit I'm drowning, help...HELP!!

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

Nomad The Dentist.

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

Pretending to be dead, zoom in OH SHIT HE'S LOOKIN AT ME!

zoom out OK IT'S SAFE TO BREATHE xD

[JackTorranceReDruM]

:) :) :) :)

[mrsnoo86]

OMG is he still alive? is he okay?

[Tboy91]

Guys he is evidently just being scared of being aimed at while trying to hold his breath in.

[sourabh2504]

Just Feeling COld... me thinks

[Latvietis96]

WTF this looks too real :o

[almaration2]

you know after seeing this i think i know how the cryengine works...the closer you get or zoom in on an object the better and better the textures start to look. or in this case fuck up

[MrMrSilviu]

omg:))

[atireiopauao]

Maximum Fail

[pazza1010]

He tried to distract u so u would drown to

[truennthereaper]

he was just dreaming of eating cheese

[lightismystrength]

AHAHAHAAHA

[Yuantis]

ewwww

[Gamerspc]

LOL its a fish they normally eat em those Koreans

[DeathhoundVideos]

waiittt...is that a bug or is that the detail level when you're near or far away?

[xX0Janina0Xx]

what the hack? thats creepy :O

[superstarreopened]

:( :D :( :D :( :D

[LikaLaruku]

He wants you to feed him bullets.

[Gokuberisha]

@LikaLaruku hahha xD

[maniak809]

lol

[Bangcat]

Sometimes you wonder if a certain director of horrible video game movies past, Blood Rayne being one of them, was involved in the quality assurance of the Crysis game.

Oh well, game is so retarded it's fun to play in it's own way. Zero G frogs anyone?

[ken2357]

nom nom nom.

[MrMohawkNinja]

he wants you to teabag him

[GODHEPME]

nice teeth

[VirtuosoX1]

Smile for the camera now

[AlexxderNerd]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHA xD

[Menkalo]

Lawl:P

[fotakatos]

I don't think this is a glitch/bug, it rather seems to be how the LOD works in Crysis.

[Chrassi]

nom nom nom :D

[DouglasPrestesPenha]

:o : l

[Mattyp103]

haha wtf awesome

[Praylv]

The korean haz white teeth!!!!1 good hygene

[Gametuber94]

It's some kind of magic!

[k2808014]

Is enjoying?  " :O "

[kajizlenet]

Smile for the camera.

[Nickswift18]

Haha. I love those little weird glitches. I was playing yesterday and had 14 koreans running in a straight line for no reason lol. Two grenades killed every one in the konga line.

[Shadowcluch]

do it realy fast and make him go.WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA

[tommeSVK]

@Shadowcluch :D:D:D:

[Justas923]

We have a fishman!

[jamiefoggitt]

i think that when you point your gun at an alive person, they shout. so the same thing happens to a dead guy.anyway funny vid.lol

[draconpost]

This is probably due to polygon amount getting lower when distance is greater (same like like using mipmamps, but instead of lowering the texture quality, it lowers polygon count (I forgot how its called))

[wdowa94]

Same problem is in cod 4

[thecircleisperfect]

"Gowan, you shoot and I'll catch it in me gob!"

[headka24]

haha

[aaarrrghhhh]

horror factor!

[MaestroBLC]

Lol!

[XeresKyle]

Holy crap man that shit is funny. It looks like my little cousin when I aim a M-16 at him. LOL!

[xXFraBriCioFeRreiRax]

that happened to me too xd

[mufferrs]

i think hes smilling for the camera

[ncshuriken]

Thats class, Im gonna try this. Say cheese! Addicted to this game like a junkie on gear! Just messing with the possibilities, which seem nearly endless. Just a shame you cant mutilate the corpses like you could in farcry (which I found hilarious) According to crysis, people turn to stone after they die! Serious rigor-mortis

[D2der2333]

@mufferrs

[bollar12]

haha. i founded that bug for along time :)

but i dident video it :(

[yajajai]

say aaaaaaaaahh

[blax100dk]

LOL !!!

[hotfuzznarp]

lmao funny but uummm what graphics card do you use

[TuanNafiz]

lol when u staring at him he will afraid....XD

[Fl4sChEnZeRkAu3r]

He is looking at you :D

[majstor037]

It happened to me too.

Maybe, whenever when you aim at him, he's saying "NOOOO!" hahaha

[dathmoll25]

heh heh heh heh heh supid thirty koreans :P

[MoonMapler]

he want to eat your bullets :D

[mcraregreat234543]

what so is a bug just a glitch then

[78callo]

ahahahahahahahahahah

[JooLmsc]

He was probably thirsty and wanted to drink some water... :P

[fandanstan]

Now you know you're a monster when even a corpse is afraid of you.

[DeathwalkerFilms]

well seems like your suit makes him scared even when his dead ROFL !

[parafuso12]

hjhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahhhahah­aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DarkAegixx]

That is the weirdest bug ever. It'll be impossible for any bug tester to find it XD

[Enes007]

HIS ALIVE!!

[cOnbLeAcH]

naah, he was dreaming of being at the dentist ;P

[kingofbuuwa]

that's why he's tryin to cure his pain by drinking lots of sea water

[alonalon777]

@cOnbLeAcH he opened the mouth while aiming at it you are right rofl

[multimodder]

haahhhhahaaahahahaa

[RickRay9]

Haha he was talking under the water...

[Gordon218]

he is not dead !! xD

[ricky1345]

Silly asain, you cant breath underwater

[Zachary735]

it was funny he opened his mouth but then started to stop then start again its funny as hell lol

[cometz13]

He's alive ! KILL HIM!

[Juliannapo10]

hahahaha

[MercOhra]

LOL!!

[bodmondude]

he's fuckin wit you

[kozmicsurfer]

roflmao

[q8sauod]

rofl

[herrmongo]

HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

[cyouinhelldirtbag]

he he good one

[yhrmhjgs]

he is one u remember the fishes always open there mouth and close

[YukiTheLaughingMan]

He's pretending to be a fish.

[mathias921]

@YukiTheLaughingMan So this is how people evoled from just beeing fishes!

[redslownight]

Free gay BLOW JOBS YAY!!!!!

[supermansamuel]

Lol... He looks like my mate! ^_^

[kaedroho]

This is obviously caused by the LOD system. Only the highest LOD has a facial expression. And when you get close or zoom in on a him, it switches from LOD 2 to LOD 1 causing this effect.

[supermansamuel]

Shmarty-pants!

[Falkonar]

to favorits ahaha looool !

[ADIBOSI21]

Man really funny!!!

[StroggWarrior]

God, that happened to me, but the guy was still talking! Scared me to shit!

[Timbojones0123]

hehe brain damage or a savier coma

[Heroes1234567891]

lolerz

[benjojo09]

Lol he is scared when you hold him a gun in the face

[Solidsnakeraz]

1 voice:hes alive

2 voice:hes dead noob

1 voice:Alive!!!

2 voice:Dead!!!

1 voice:Alive

2 voice:Dead(he points a pistol at him)

1 voice:Ok Ok hes Dead!!Happy??

2 voice:Yey!!!

1 voice:hheehe what a noob i just said that only to distract him i know that hes a live

2 voice:!!!!! point hes gun at him and fires multiple shots

[Meteorito494]

open close open close lolololol

[eddylolrofl]

OMG

did he die?

[metabog]

I think he died.

[rayfan9876]

LOL XD LOL that bug pwnt. :P

[Spezialedbiker]

ne ^ ^ he is not a zombie

this is the underlying

the waves have on his mouth and made ^ ^

[RedIceGTA]

He must think u're ur dentist. LOL!

[182crazyK]

It sounds like hes sleeping :P

[useemeroll]

He doesnt wanna die, Thats right play dead boy

[Robby1003]

cooool

[Praylv]

koreans last relfexes :D

[pokezhor]

zombie!

[virgil13stealthman]

crysis is FULL of bugs and gliches

[z0reaper]

Hah!! I can't my mouth not to laugh at the video!! And what are you doing? I never know that we can die in the water...

[HedfoneDrumAndBass]

this made me lagh SO MUCH XD

[razzg]

Nah it's a bug. You see when he moves closer to the body it opens it's mouth too, which proves that it ain't just while aiming :P Still funny tho xD

[tklmkan]

looks like an easter egg to me.

[dawerazim010]

no ty ses teda pica

[himenesu93]

what? you can drown in crysis? i have beated crysis and crysis warhead tons of times and dindn't knew that!

[AK4633]

wat card are you using

[DavRainbow6]

thats not a bug, his scared of the gun.

[croser81]

lol hes dead and scared

[IsaSkyLimit]

he wants you to shoot that load on his mouth  xD

lol!

[Gipuloe]

He thinks your are his dentist

[kalimul]

No no no it's no bugg, the corean is just pranking him :) .

You got burned lol

[Betty2007Hun]

Its scary D: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD rofl

[FancyFeast3]

please, do not tap the glass

[naimad95]

I had the same bug ^^

[corygregghorner111]

me too lol

[bunhumper]

You're right, his teeth shouldn't be so crooked... at least it doesn't crash the game

[playfromam2pm]

wow how did you find that

[ryusassori15]

leave the guy alone, he is trying to evolve and form gills

[gotmyvanzonbutthey]

hHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg i died looking at ur comment ahhahahaa

[5hak3itup]

lulz he he drowned in 4 inches of water

[bangjung227]

n. korean not just korean

[WheresTheAnyKey1]

wow, what rig are you running damn ....

[jorgge2244]

lol xD!!!

[TheMunkyMan127]

XD lol roflmfao thats awesome