GTA:SA - Failed Suicide Carl

[RitXa44Ktg]

so... at 00:05 there's ghost cars??

[Cheehingpoh]

So if you crash from a bike and fall, you die. Falling off from that high building and you don't die. Strange world xD

[95Titanium]

happens.. life

[KiCkEd4LiFe]

That happens to me too

[oMaaze]

Happened to me to and of gant bridge lolz :o

[TheHunteredh]

thats a mod

[henery4444]

@TheHunteredh no its not

[El9vito]

@TheHunteredh it's not a mod

[qaHs0r]

if you have max health (doing paramedic missions) and fall no matter how highh, with a full health, the game will spare a little amount of ur life.

[TheBomberrun]

dont try suicide in real life homies

[TheBomberrun]

are you crazy tabeer i will not do suicide in real life

[TheBomberrun]

lol a dildo a day keeps suicide away! XD

[funShockwave]

Hahaha! fail!!!!

-Carl: I will jump

*Carl jumped

*Carl landed

-God i saved you because you have a Troll Face XD

[2dollarkevin]

" Oh, god saved my life.!! " and then arrives a car..

[tabeer47]

now try this in real life

[Themonstertrucknatio]

guys i know how to jump off of the tallest building and live but only have 1% of health left. repeatedly tap X while u are falling if X does not work try Square cause i know it is one of them 2 note: this is for PS2

[XXXShadow1514]

i miss this game

[SuperDboy4]

OOPS it was an accident from carl!

[mexicanparty911]

Thumbs Up If Your Gonna Play This In 2012

[APunBeatonable]

i jamp out of a hydra from as high as i could go and landed on someone they died and i took almost no damage.

[dillon12ist]

I can't believe this has gotten almost a million views

[Alynutsa993399]

matrix jump invincibility..

[crazyman6031]

I did that when I got up a car ran me over lol :(

[iamalegendful]

guys its time fr me to rise up again now - a dildo a day keeps sucide away!

[bass4onelastfriday]

"I'm a well dressed maniac! I ain't just a bitch you can slap about!"

[MrCheatdevice]

*______* facepalm

[Sylar377]

And then he gets hit by a car.

[GamingDenizen]

Jeez, I had to turn the video down because the audio is so loud :(

[TheReck12]

theres a pointy building(thats its name) in san firreo theres a open door if u go in it you will soon be on the top of the building and if u jump off the oppisite dirrection u are standing you will fall but not die(SCREW ALL THIS TYPEING ILL JUST MAKE A VID IN RESPONSE)

[1opuin]

hey last time i started a new game with a litt le bit of health jump off that building no cheats or mods i survived i had half of my health gone

[kingcarrick]

Best gta ever i bought this off xbox 360 live because its too good

[xJohnnyGx]

@wereFUNNYwereMONEY get in an ambulance and do the missions I think it's 12 to get it to the max

[wereFUNNYwereMONEY]

How do you make your health longer?

[partyrockanthemLMFA0]

Yes,it is possible,i have done it once,but a taxi hit me..and....I died

[SuperGiorgi22]

how ironic would it be if you got hit by a car after surviving that jump

[lukamotiv]

with $6 million, why would you kill yourself?

[giratina3761]

If you use indestructible cheat and full health cheat a lot after a while any jump won't kill yea but ya must have full health

[MrOpensaysme123]

0:04 when i was 5 (i played gta sa.) i ask my dad what that was. he said, a flash light. i said, why does cj call it a dildo? my dad said, thast another name for a flashlight.

i found out what a dildo was 5 years later.

[MrIndeed33]

LOL

[dingdongdoly]

who how do you get there

[RayfieldA]

Next time aim for the bushes!

[xXhallwayXx]

thats a terrrible game anyhow

[IdentifiableUser]

@xXhallwayXx Explain how. Is it because of the graphics? Are they just "unbearable" because they're slightly below your standard?

[xXhallwayXx]

@IdentifiableUser graphics is one, the story makes no sense, and all their games are pretty much the same, its just my opinion, but i can say that they do make some funny games :D

[MrCfldrgreenthumb]

@xXhallwayXx Yeah it sucked so bad that it was the most successful Playstation 2 game that came out and one of the best selling video games of all time. Dumbass

[xXhallwayXx]

@MrCfldrgreenthumb its my opinion dude dont need to be so offended and over protective. dumbarse

[MrCfldrgreenthumb]

@xXhallwayXx No need for you to be a stupid fuck either but you are

[xXhallwayXx]

@MrCfldrgreenthumb that was origanal

[pacnite]

@xXhallwayXx ur an asshole

[xXhallwayXx]

@pacnite ohh ouch that hurt. stay out of this

[TheDeathshadow4244]

....................THEN A CAR HITS HIM

[purkaburk]

nice dildo

[Megakukko123]

210 people have failed too.

[Parkour12336]

who is it this house?? Please

[kawasakikid800]

how the hell did he survive that

[daffybox]

@kawasakikid800 Magic. *snort* *snort*

[DualDeathShock]

@daffybox ahah mr bean

[CheesePieWithChips]

@kawasakikid800 Fully extended health

[J4ke483]

THUMBS UP IF YOU PLAY THIS IN 1984!

[BlackmanTheJock]

I once tried this with 6 stars on, then i jumped with nothing on my hand, then suddenly i got hit by the helicopters news blade, then my corpse fall on the ground and then suddenly a rhino accidentally hit on my corpse, and then you're alive like nothing happens and it only takes 100$ for medical fees...

-__________-

[v8ghost2]

u may jum p whatever the height wifout dyinf if u complete paramedic missions whose are available in thos fck ambulances

[VendettaTL]

his weapon is a penis?

[omgthisisboring1]

@VendettaTL Double headed dildo :D

[Tdog22108]

wtf



[mlps93]

why would someone jump off a building with a dildo

[crashnburner187]

@mlps93 for the same reason he's wearing a pink mohawk.

[RocManKing]

Would've been funnier if a car had hit him... and he died.

[IhelpU4XBL]

who would want to die with a dildo in their hand?

[wordawesomesauce1]

CJ is the black Chuck Norris

[Persian1609]

Niggas gotta live

[Supervideo1491]

Chuck Norris would survive that in real life

[TheAMGClub]

@Supervideo1491 Dude he does it everyday... You actually think chuck Norris uses an elevator??

[raznerdgreg]

A dildo a day keeps suicide away :)

[YepYepYepNo]

CARL uses Endure!

[saltmanable]

out of all the weapons he has tht 1

[iAmDJZee95]

damn was San Andreas So Low Quality in Graphics???? im used to gta IV ... and yeah this is the 1000'th Comment :D :P

[donna24keb]

THUMBS UP IF YOU STILL PLAY THIS IN 2011

[Stratos311]

@donna24keb fuck this, im playing right now :D

[getlostupig]

@donna24keb stfu dude, what's wrong with playing a game in 2011, that wasn't made in 2011? NOTHING. Fucking retard.

[TDogg9401]

@getlostupig he never said anything was wrong young squire! and seriously what's your problem?!?!?!?

[1budgies]

@donna24keb that game is fuckin' awesome!!

[imthesonofjorel]

@donna24keb i still play.. its awesome, but how did he survive the fall? i have all the codes

[TheDinoDudeDavid]

@donna24keb i do cause its EPICNESS

[Lemmy0124]

@donna24keb Better than thumbs up if your watching this in 2011.

[13doinurmomz13]

@donna24keb i wish dude i gave away my ps2 to my cousins in mexico and im getting a ps3

[camouflagecamaro99]

@donna24keb I play in 2034. Bitch. :D

[brad88922122]

@donna24keb playing it right now.

[alibalicharlton123]

Do the ambulance, police and fire truck missions, get full health and you will survive any fall like this

[id493337]

@alibalicharlton123

I survived the fall before but while I was getting up a car ran me over.

[DreamingNinjasPro]

dildo

[filippops3]

you use mod

[AlphaXMTATV]

@filippops3 He didn't.

[GamingDreamGuy]

damn xD

[K0olShot]

i know how u do it, u jump then u put Jet Pack cheat that's why u dont show the end

[SikeJunior]

x)

[elzoek1]

That happens when you have full health bar n_n

[bishopmitchellhall]

The dildo broke his fall

[EternalReaper123]

hey peter can do that!

[aznknight69]

keep pressing 8 for cj having sex

[16bitbomb]

A boner an day keeps suicide away

[arteonzkie]

Is it a crack?

[Claude6406]

still alive? :0

[YasinCanLikesBTR]

Der ist ja nicht gestorben

[MrNiceAssassin]

lol he had the sex toy

[Sachasch]

In the police stations showers

[Sachasch]

In the police stations showers

[KS232297]

where did you get the dildo

[sebixar]

u r a cheater

[holycrapitstowlie]

@sebixar No he's not, he just beat the game, which gives you max health, and jumping from certain heights does certain damage. The jump, happened to be -99 health points.

[guitarpro112]

@holycrapitstowlie Actually you don't have to beat the whole game, all you need is to do the ambulance mission and complete level 12.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@guitarpro112 Well, here's the thing, the Ambulance missions only give you an extra 50% health.

[guitarpro112]

@holycrapitstowlie I did the ambulance mission and got as much health as he's got, allthough I don't know if there's still a difference, så tell me if I have full health then because my bar is just as long as his health bar :P

[Lazywhiteman]

It's because u got the health bar to the Max you can jump off anything it doesn't matter

[TheLiz68ny]

fuck you

[FinNaL500WEaPoN]

This happens to me too

[Teelboy1]

Pretty good now check out my sight Teelboy1

[Lazlo319]

The didlo was a cushion

[TanYongZai]

lol

[zoodini]

y did he jump with a dildo "O.o

[SuperGamer1997]

@zoodini I was gonn ask the same thing XD

[Lolboylol5678]

Y where u committing suicide in the first place?

[tooflou]

jajajajajajajajaja what son of bich

[AnimalSemixD]

what?? xD lol :DDD

[nuthead911]

TheBlackcrow1234 armor is for bullets

[Progeovany]

Fucked up

[TheSimpsonssince90]

Dude, did he just jump off the building with a long dildo in his hand?

[Cei3Nebuni]

@TheSimpsonssince90 yes:))))

[iamalegendful]

again my top comment gone :O

[Night1998]

that was a fail :P

[ps3player1239888]

wow thats y that game suck how jumos of of like ah 8000 foot sky scraper and lives and gets back up like nuthing happenss....

[Mysterymanmonkey]

@ps3player1239888 8000 feet? really?

[iamalegendful]

omg my top comment finally got off this vid after 1 year :(

[Nkthebss]

aim for the bushes

[ILOVELMFAO1000]

i done tht jump millions of times and survived its soo easy

[floryzzz]

ROFl the two higest rated comments rime

[alexwhitehouse1]

@zanderbal it is haha! You find it in Los santos police station

[Spike579]

i love it when random planes crash

[jamrock652]

Once I found a slamvan in LS which is hard to get.Second I got in,out of nowhere a plane falls right next to me.Then it blew up and sent the slamvan flying with me still in it.So I jumped out in mid air and thing blows up and leaves me with 1 health.(Hadnt saved after last 5 straight missions plus had done viligante and ambulance missions just then)So I was super happy.Then I hear an explosion and a car lands on top of me and I die

Me: ..........FUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zikazivac94]

@jamrock652 tldr

[zanderbal]

The first weapon looked like a double sided dildo.

[mrjdoming2]

wtf zomg

[smirnofffish]

We'll ive you think this is weird.. well i jumped of a building once, then i was hit by a kamikaza plane while in air o.0

[carman2k9]

Wtf

[robloxianken]

XD

[561MuckCityPK561]

@MiteAx dont try to hide it ! we seen that dildo!

[simsloveryumyum]

mr. dildo... i love you... aghh! oh... shit. X(

[TheStiffler07]

:|

[persauri]

that's why i hate gta san andreas

[Arcadeprehacked]

@persauri

Because you can't die from falling from a high skyscraper, if you archieve maximum health by ambulance sub-missions?

That is the worst reason to hate a game...ever(Atleast the worst i saw yet)

[southster6319]

that always happen to me Hate it when that happens thumbs for the gta series!

[dragon4alsogu]

when u do the health cheat to the max, no falls can kill him

[fungusuarus]

oh shit!

[iamalegendful]

hehe thnx fr 143 thumps up!! :)

well if anyone of u play gta 4 ad me my gamertag is --- XxGiGaStAnDxX (Social Club)

[MrAntony56]

he should of taken a pic of him falling with that camera!

[theleatherface12345]

please everyone check out my gta san andreas epic fails and funny stuff vid i workdes really hard on it

[alexman378]

FUCK YOU CHELIOS!

[jarmushhh]

it wouldve been funny if then carl got hit by a motherfucking car!

[pboy656]

Gta 4 is much more realistic

[TheCoolboy199947]

@pboy656 said it but hard for install

[98erikdj]

great!!!!! yahooooo

[DragaoDourado1]

Just like real life...

[pinguin22100]

@DragaoDourado1 xD

[Uberslick]

@mbd2k8 its the PC version

[stalker685]

каждый баран может тут даже чит не нужен

[stalker685]

каждый баран может

[Scruffy7100]

@hotchman99 lol that was funny I laughed pretty hard at tht

[luke61889]

que tenia en las armas? parese patas de gato... digo yo...

[enriquellanas]

it would of been better if u done it while u were on a motorcycle

[The2012destruction]

this was so gay

[FaNo436]

Fail

[DarkSpirit294]

Dildo saved him, xD

[cloudmushu]

i can do that too

dont know why

version of ps2 no hack

[Within10paces]

@cloudmushu When heath is above or around 70% Total max health you can survive a fall from any height you want aslong as you have full health before you hit the ground. Meaning if you have half health and want to survive, whack on the full health and armor cheat and your ready to eat dirt.

[wwe27rocks]

*jumps* *lands* oh my god i-i-im alive! *gets hit by car*