isnt the camera guy the kid from the first jurassic park who says that raptors are more six foot turkeys and the alan grant has a word with him about raptors?
Jackie Chiles - what up with the red ribbon on your lapel? i need a lawyer like nobody's business - we got a class action lawsuit going now - no joke - the politicians have been up to no good - make me rich - i want to sue the pharma companies for their neglect of the facts - Obama is allowing the evidence into the courts now - i'm glad for that Change
WHAT? A Hollywood outlet meant solely for entertainment is endorsing left-wing politics and spreading pro-Obama propaganda?? I don't believe it! I just do not believe it!
dats how u kno u a loser utube fiend, when i insulted u and u commented on my grammar. get a fukin life talkin all dat shit, i swear u got yo lunch money taken as a youngster. FOH u cornball
@SwagKing5g i dont think ur dumbass gets the point yet, nobody gives a fuk about spellin on uuuuuuutube, if you try and correct me that makes you a lame fuck. haha i bet you da type cracker dat get no bitches and sexually fustrated in ya suburban neighborhood. just another charlie manson waitin to happen cuz u cant get a bitch to suk ya dick. get based faget
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funnny untill he started promoting obamas failing ass!!! Obama is not doin the job how can u give him another chance just b/c one black man is promoting another black man!
Obama is the leader of the free world. Everything he should be doing should be for the benefit of America and the rest of the world. people who say 'he's doing some things right.' the american government is corrupt and they have the majority of people brainwashed into believing all the bullshit they come away with.
for instance taxing for the fucking air they breath because of the hoax of global warming.
@katey1dog Seldom do I see a commenter on these popular channels with enough wisdom to be supporting Roan Paul (our only true hope for a bright future). Ron Paul 2012 indeed.
@SwagKing5g i know its not fuck face, just reminds me of him... and if your going to call someone an idiot learn to fucking spell.... i swear to god such a dumbass
@seanfleming1 bitch stfu, u know u a fuckin lame if you care about spell check on youtube. eat a dick and u not funny for thinkin he granddad from the boondocks u jus wrong, bitch
@SwagKing5g YOU CALLED ME STUPID AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE WORD "YOU" you're a fucking dumbass, i don't double check my spelling because i fucking know how to, you love dick, shut the fuck up
@rdatlasmbrd It's not as bad as youtube forcing you to have a Google account to sign in. I've had this account since 2006 and I never needed to connect to to a Google account. But the other day I was logged out and I couldn't log in. It wouldn't let me log in for 3 days. So on the third day I gave in connected a google account and Viola. I was able to log in. That is some shady shit.
i like this video mainly cause i read the comments and reply to ignorant statements with a more ignorant statement therefore i won the ignorant argument cause that's was their goal. if it wasn't then they would've made an intelligent statement!
@rdatlasmbrd is that supposed to hurt my feelings? i would rather be a "fag" then to be a 1/2 bread spic and nigger like you are! Why dont you go hang yourself or something and do the world a favor!
@ICanCountToTen1 If there's a video with Montgomery Burns in it and somebody says "The Simpsons!!!" are you going to reply "no...Mr. Burns. Stop embarassing yourself".
@icomposeeflats That would've been a good point but not in this case cause he didn't say the name of the show which is "Seinfeld". He said "Jerry Seinfeld!". So that argument doesn't apply here.
@ICanCountToTen1 i know its freaking Jackie Chiles...but he was on Jerry Seinfeld...so YOU should stop embarrasing yourself....your being lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!!
Jackie Chiles praises Obama: No argument now.
MrImastinker 1 week ago
0:16 "diggum! dimf nm mm"
jordsable 2 weeks ago
THIS GUY DOES NOT AGE
halcyon0830 1 month ago
Jackie Chiles was awesome on Seinfeld......... :)))
Lapp6192 1 month ago
jackie still looks the same after all these years :s
squall600 1 month ago
man he aged so much better than everybody else from seinfeld
ILoveTrannys89 1 month ago
Phil Morris is so awesome :)
Sweetp000433 2 months ago
Jackie Chile says Obama's qualified.
There' no disputing now.
MrImastinker 2 months ago
@MrImastinker Damn skippy.
HypnoSwag 1 month ago
Now that's a man who deserves to be a president of America!
xXxLovEMasTerxXx911 2 months ago
Don't zip it up until you shake it off!
xXxLovEMasTerxXx911 2 months ago
Thank you for posting this, FunnyorDie.
writersblock26 4 months ago
lololol thats soooo funny!
uchihaitachi365 5 months ago
You gotta love Martian Manhunter
DavKellar 5 months ago
isnt the camera guy the kid from the first jurassic park who says that raptors are more six foot turkeys and the alan grant has a word with him about raptors?
MsJuggernaut93 5 months ago
@MsJuggernaut93 hahahahahaha YEP I THINK HE IS!!
yosisoyjavier 1 month ago
Barry Obam?
strokesfan1107 6 months ago
seems like hes just trying to support obama is that why they made it?
fucut00b 6 months ago
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BravoZeroOne1 7 months ago
No, I say Obama's presidency is lude, obsidius, salacious, outrageous!
ineedAmberLamps 7 months ago 7
Seinfeld should be upset that this actor is using the character in an unfunny manner.
zinkerled 8 months ago
Wow.... If u think the guy is gay thumbs up
GBRP5JF2 8 months ago
this guy is hilarious in Seinfeld and each time Kramer messes it up!
superabdoulworld 11 months ago
he speaks too fast
sabird1 1 year ago
LOL...THE DRIP!
crinoid1919 1 year ago
Hell yes and hell no, and hell yes, but mostly hell no. LOL
JDtheDrunk 1 year ago
don't do drugs.
benbur69 1 year ago
translation: "geggup get gettum git"
Cubarted 1 year ago
Jackie Chiles - what up with the red ribbon on your lapel? i need a lawyer like nobody's business - we got a class action lawsuit going now - no joke - the politicians have been up to no good - make me rich - i want to sue the pharma companies for their neglect of the facts - Obama is allowing the evidence into the courts now - i'm glad for that Change
observationmode 1 year ago
WHAT? A Hollywood outlet meant solely for entertainment is endorsing left-wing politics and spreading pro-Obama propaganda?? I don't believe it! I just do not believe it!
AWickedMind 1 year ago
the only time i've seen jackie chiles funnier was on Seinfeld
yankeestarz1 1 year ago
the paralegal is the little kid from the beginning of Jurassic Park.
QuadropheniaBrosef 1 year ago
This wasn't funny. Can Funny or die stop kissing obama's ass and go back to being funny? Is that so much to ask for?
Kaiserman151 1 year ago
@Kaiserman151 republican a-hole....lol
feelthebowes 1 year ago
@Kaiserman151 this.
MyDormantSoul 1 year ago
@Kaiserman151 Lolumadbro?
MrTwiky 1 year ago
dats how u kno u a loser utube fiend, when i insulted u and u commented on my grammar. get a fukin life talkin all dat shit, i swear u got yo lunch money taken as a youngster. FOH u cornball
SwagKing5g 1 year ago
@SwagKing5g i dont think ur dumbass gets the point yet, nobody gives a fuk about spellin on uuuuuuutube, if you try and correct me that makes you a lame fuck. haha i bet you da type cracker dat get no bitches and sexually fustrated in ya suburban neighborhood. just another charlie manson waitin to happen cuz u cant get a bitch to suk ya dick. get based faget
SwagKing5g 1 year ago
63 people got the drip
spiro37 1 year ago
Cosmo Kramer is a tag haha.
zeroireland 1 year ago
HA!!! THAT WAS AWSOME
kobyfan81 1 year ago
Now THAT WAS SO COOL......
HipHopcheerleader 1 year ago
GENIUS!
betumene 1 year ago
This guy doesn't age.
jj1oo2ee3 1 year ago 4
Good stuff.
andyfarts31 1 year ago
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funnny untill he started promoting obamas failing ass!!! Obama is not doin the job how can u give him another chance just b/c one black man is promoting another black man!
bobwatters 1 year ago
wow that was actually funny
hambone032487 1 year ago
live shows vcarious artist
feedback is A+ hd avaliable
heavenkept 1 year ago
@johnbowra yeah there are a lot of people that think that because it's true lay off the liberal media brah
undertakerzxx 1 year ago
Is marijuana still considered a "don't do drugs" kind? It's confusing these days.
DoctorVince 1 year ago
@DoctorVince People still consider Marijuana a drug?
CloudStrife1038 1 year ago
I would love to see the Jackie Chiles character get his own show. One of the best things about Seinfeld altogether
rnb8220 1 year ago 3
dont do drugs.
Zombiefreak04 1 year ago
hahahah! brilliant
ilovemylifeful 1 year ago
who told you to put the balm on
bo3abd96 1 year ago 86
@bo3abd96 who gave you the damn balm anyway?
padfootpak 1 year ago
@bo3abd96 LOLOLOLOL
railpressureflip 1 month ago
Did he just say Barry O man used to work for me?
Since his real name is Barry Soetoro-the Kenyan.
tangledweb79 1 year ago
Much better the first Jackie video on ForD... I say funny...
DanzNewzMachinima 1 year ago
Die.. Pfft .. Keep that boot on his throat !
MrMicraphone 1 year ago
lol
Amoriita1 1 year ago
ok, is he eternally youthful? he looks the same as he did in seinfeld.
atticustm1 1 year ago 2
@atticustm1 Black don't crack.
tangledweb79 1 year ago
whos the guy in the background? did he used to act as a child?
Raphaelus13 1 year ago
dont zip it up until you shake it out, or you'll get the drip!
1nfern0man 1 year ago
Die.
kaosgoblin 1 year ago
ha ha sienfield
kjaoend 1 year ago
Hey we should all support barack obama *cough* iluminati...
Statistic100 1 year ago
Die
Thomas534 1 year ago
Shake it off before you zip it up. or youll get the drip!
smokeyvv 1 year ago 73
@smokeyvv words of wisdom ;D
spiro37 1 year ago
Martian Manhunter :)
irezak 1 year ago 3
@irezak y did u call him the martian manhunter,? was he in justice league?
SwagKing5g 1 year ago
@SwagKing5g He plays Martian Manhunter in Smallville
irezak 1 year ago
That's the kid from the RATT video!!!! AWESMOE!!!!
shuttledik 1 year ago
funny or die? I think i have to die.....or they? uhm i dont know
odatas 1 year ago
what did he say after "how come u're not using..?"
topaztrex 1 year ago
@topaztrex "how come you not using the bounty hall my knowledge?"
Thats what im hearing :s
opticon12000 1 year ago
boring
westneilc 1 year ago
If the glove dont fit, you must acquit.
ANNABECKDK 1 year ago 3
Funny, He was awesome in Seinfeld
bbaasje 1 year ago
jackie haha, i always laugh at him in seinfeld, stupid kramer
TomekLeeChan 1 year ago
Obama is the leader of the free world. Everything he should be doing should be for the benefit of America and the rest of the world. people who say 'he's doing some things right.' the american government is corrupt and they have the majority of people brainwashed into believing all the bullshit they come away with.
for instance taxing for the fucking air they breath because of the hoax of global warming.
aidenmccloskey 1 year ago
sure,this is gonna be a problem!it's gonna be a problem for them!:)
inFLUence2508 1 year ago
Wasn't this guy in Rocky V?
PlushJake 1 year ago
isnt that butler in the beginning the small kid from jurassic park that gets scared by sam neil???
antgolub 1 year ago 2
@antgolub That totally is the kid from the beginning of Jurasic Park, that explains why I hate his little ugly annoying face.
bennihanna54 1 year ago
@bennihanna54 that kid really does have a face that people would hate
antgolub 1 year ago
"Who told you to use the baum? I didn't tell you to use the baum!"
r34racer01 1 year ago
is this guy an actual lawyer or just kramer's lawyer?
fedorgspsilvamma 1 year ago 2
:15 That's the kid from the old Ratt video "Lay It Down" I think.
34lespaul 1 year ago
I want Jackie Chiles to represent me in court!
brucewayne79 1 year ago
Ron Paul 2012
Obama is Bush black.
katey1dog 1 year ago
@katey1dog Seldom do I see a commenter on these popular channels with enough wisdom to be supporting Roan Paul (our only true hope for a bright future). Ron Paul 2012 indeed.
ReachDeep1 1 year ago
This is the only thing I have ever laughed at on this channel. Jackie Chiles is the only reason I am still Subscribed.
PRzuki 1 year ago
32 people are sticking needles in thier behinds
MarcusDiPasquale 1 year ago
grandad from the boondocks lol...
seanfleming1 1 year ago 3
@seanfleming1 no its not grandad u idiot, granddad is pops from wayans brothers his name is something witherspoon
SwagKing5g 1 year ago
@SwagKing5g i know its not fuck face, just reminds me of him... and if your going to call someone an idiot learn to fucking spell.... i swear to god such a dumbass
seanfleming1 1 year ago
@seanfleming1 bitch stfu, u know u a fuckin lame if you care about spell check on youtube. eat a dick and u not funny for thinkin he granddad from the boondocks u jus wrong, bitch
SwagKing5g 1 year ago
@SwagKing5g considering that every recent web browser will tell you when you've misspelled a word...
twobitsnick 1 year ago
@SwagKing5g YOU CALLED ME STUPID AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE WORD "YOU" you're a fucking dumbass, i don't double check my spelling because i fucking know how to, you love dick, shut the fuck up
seanfleming1 1 year ago
lol i thought it said JACKIE CHAN knows barack obama
afroboy11 1 year ago
@afroboy11 Don't feel bad I thought the same thing lol.
bugninja80 1 year ago
Obama was in Columbia University during his Junior year of college.
Abreu51 1 year ago 2
This is funny
vlvl21 1 year ago 2
Its was good to see Jackie Chiles again... it was the best awesomegasm i've had for a while!!!!
its just sad it couldn't have been more funnier :(
PatThePhat1 1 year ago
tubs up if you had no idea what he was talking about but still watched it till the end :D
abeldra 1 year ago 2
@abeldra tubs? lol
jdizzzy1 1 year ago
Don't zip it up until you shake it out. Or else you'll get the drip! LMMFAO!!!
cisco1225 1 year ago
This man's a god.
Cubarted 1 year ago
Hey look! Its Kramer's Lawyer!
ThatIncredibleJordan 1 year ago
the flower boy looks somewhat demon posessed...
87solarsky 1 year ago 3
wtf just happened
fetor41 1 year ago
Duckface! I found him!
KCarubia 1 year ago
Die
MrPaintballman1993 1 year ago
WHY ARE THERE COMMENTS ABOUT KRAMER WHEN HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS VIDEO.
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
I LIKE THE FACT THAT NOW YOUTUBE IS FORCING YOU TO CONNECT UR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT OTHERWISE U WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE IT ON FACEBOOK!
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
@rdatlasmbrd It's not as bad as youtube forcing you to have a Google account to sign in. I've had this account since 2006 and I never needed to connect to to a Google account. But the other day I was logged out and I couldn't log in. It wouldn't let me log in for 3 days. So on the third day I gave in connected a google account and Viola. I was able to log in. That is some shady shit.
WhoaKaela 1 year ago
@WhoaKaela VERY SHADY
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
@WhoaKaela You can unsync the accounts.
xOmniCloudx 1 year ago
@xOmniCloudx but if i ever log out or need to log in on another computer it won't let me.
WhoaKaela 1 year ago
i like this video mainly cause i read the comments and reply to ignorant statements with a more ignorant statement therefore i won the ignorant argument cause that's was their goal. if it wasn't then they would've made an intelligent statement!
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
I love this guy.
travz21 1 year ago
Not that funny.
But Jackie Chiles makes me happy.
6663000 1 year ago
die
harryshimmin 1 year ago
I can suck my own cock.
Sconz32 1 year ago
Jackie Chiles is the only thing funny left on "funny or die".
marxdesign 1 year ago
die
MoldytoasterMedia 1 year ago
for a sec thought I read Jackie Chan lol
ViperRob42 1 year ago 3
@ViperRob42 hahaha so did I
delrey85 1 year ago
DIE
Mauhadeeb28 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fails just like obama
gmanthebeast1 1 year ago
@gmanthebeast1 or just like ur life get one!
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
@rdatlasmbrd woah,you mad
gmanthebeast1 1 year ago
"Is the Barack attack warranted?Hell yes, and hell no, and hell yes, but mainly HELL NO." 0:44
seansalois3 1 year ago
is that the kid from Jurassic park?
DRocker45 1 year ago
@DRocker45 Man, I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
donkeysbane 1 year ago
too bad Obama is a horrible president.
undertakerzxx 1 year ago
@undertakerzxx Too bad there's too many people thinking the way you do.
johnbowra 1 year ago
I know him only from Seinfeld as Kramer's occasional attorney. I liked him a lot in this role. :)
RottenRroses 1 year ago
damn he talks fast wish i can speak like him
MrDimapol 1 year ago
well that was a waste of 1:38 of my life
Mokongo92 1 year ago
21st
piehead999 1 year ago
Get high, America.
meavid 1 year ago
OMFUCKINGG 305th! HOLY SHIT! HOLY! SHIT! FUCK YES!
wainker1 1 year ago
im [insert number here]th
im the only one whos right. i deserve a crown or a throne.
oldbeanieboy876 1 year ago
@oldbeanieboy876 what if the final digit is 1, 2, or 3?
guylfe 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
blackies are the most racist people on earth!
wph1138 1 year ago
@wph1138 no u are fag!
rdatlasmbrd 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@rdatlasmbrd is that supposed to hurt my feelings? i would rather be a "fag" then to be a 1/2 bread spic and nigger like you are! Why dont you go hang yourself or something and do the world a favor!
wph1138 1 year ago
why'd you have to go racist
kj369kj 1 year ago 27
@kj369kj cause it's funny
mandklewis 1 year ago
@kj369kj because racism is funny. sometimes
LouDogOnTheDrums 1 year ago 6
14th... Like someone gives a fuck...
TheOnlyRobertron 1 year ago
Jerry Seinfeld !!!
TBONE889 1 year ago
@TBONE889 No It's Jackie Chiles. Stop embarrasing yourself.
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago 22
@ICanCountToTen1 I believe that was jackie chan good sir.
zerg2go 1 year ago
@zerg2go haha "almost"
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 I believe that was jackie chan good sir.
zerg2go 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 Tags: Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, Kramer
icomposeeflats 1 year ago
@icomposeeflats Yeah and? Do you see Jerry Seinfeld in this vid?
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 The Jackie Chiles character originated from Seinfeld?
icomposeeflats 1 year ago
@icomposeeflats Haha no shit. Everybody knows that. What's your point?
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 TBONE889 wasn't embarassing hisself is my only point :P
icomposeeflats 1 year ago
@icomposeeflats Yeah he was. This is Jackie Chiles...Not Seinfeld. How are you not getting this?
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 If there's a video with Montgomery Burns in it and somebody says "The Simpsons!!!" are you going to reply "no...Mr. Burns. Stop embarassing yourself".
Methinks you're the one not getting it
icomposeeflats 1 year ago
@icomposeeflats That would've been a good point but not in this case cause he didn't say the name of the show which is "Seinfeld". He said "Jerry Seinfeld!". So that argument doesn't apply here.
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 i know its freaking Jackie Chiles...but he was on Jerry Seinfeld...so YOU should stop embarrasing yourself....your being lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!!
TBONE889 1 year ago
@TBONE889 he was on jerry seinfeld? the show was just called seinfeld.
kiddhitta 1 year ago
@TBONE889 Lmao. You've done it again. Haha. He was never on "Jerry Seinfeld". He was on a show called "Seinfeld". Get your facts straight my man.
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
@ICanCountToTen1 wikipedia says it is!
AnarchyEnsues 1 year ago
@AnarchyEnsues Fail
ICanCountToTen1 1 year ago
OMG FIRST
IIIICHRISOIIII 1 year ago
@IIIICHRISOIIII wrong
davedaysfan111 1 year ago