I really hope you got a book on the way, because if you do, i'm definitely going to buy 2 copies 1 for myself and another for the person that can value the info that you provide.
@polancot1 Believe it or not your assumption is way off. LOL! My core audience will shock you. Folks of all walks are catching on though and the love seems universal. But my fastest growing audience is females 25 - 54. Even more impressive, most of my big money offers for live appearances come out of Europe! I appreciate you getting in on these cat moistening game changers, though... for real!
"When its game time, the playing STOPS" Translation - Stop worrying about how cool you look when its time to make a serious move. For all my hip hop heads, Phonte referenced this with a quote too "You either wanna win, or look good losing" Everyday can't be a playday. Keep doing your thing Mr Jackson, entertaining message but 100% real at the same time. PEACE
"If your dick is smaller than mine, the moaning is probably fake."
Damn, it's like I've always been thinking that in my head, but you just had to say it to remind me about it. Nothing but greatness, as always. Holler.
DUDE! You are the best.. Been following and watching your videos for about 2 or so months now. What I enjoy most, is that your stories are intense, and still comical, but the end points are always legit and truthful ! keep it up
Is this a real story? It sound unlikely.
Ykpushaz 1 month ago
"I gave that mf some Popeye's!! Two piece and dirty rice, heard me?!" *dead* You are too talented LOL!!
chocdream74 2 months ago
@chocdream74 Thank you, inmate!
TijuanaJackson 2 months ago
LMAOOOOOOO!!!! Too funny!!!!
chocdream74 2 months ago
THIS IS KILLING ME! UPGRADE is the man.
LionArmor9 2 months ago
The conclusion was epic.
TheJovanist 4 months ago
I really hope you got a book on the way, because if you do, i'm definitely going to buy 2 copies 1 for myself and another for the person that can value the info that you provide.
ocjj85 4 months ago
@ocjj85 The book is on its way. Trust that! Thank you for givin' a shit, wardy.
TijuanaJackson 4 months ago 4
This is f**king class
Biddymc 5 months ago
@Biddymc And class is in seession, heard me!!
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
HILARIOUS...
MABBAS433 5 months ago
this is tooooooo funny..i dont think white people will get your jokes or even relate tho...only blacks and hispanics
polancot1 5 months ago
@polancot1 Believe it or not your assumption is way off. LOL! My core audience will shock you. Folks of all walks are catching on though and the love seems universal. But my fastest growing audience is females 25 - 54. Even more impressive, most of my big money offers for live appearances come out of Europe! I appreciate you getting in on these cat moistening game changers, though... for real!
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago 2
Damn this guys is mad comedy gonna having me rolling for days. I dont know anyone that does it like this guy. Good stuff bro, keep it up.
durnando 5 months ago 2
@durnando Very appreciated, Durnando!!
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
i love this shit
fabienRw1 5 months ago
Man, I just watched this episode on blip and almost fell out on all the jewelry you dropped. I got so hyped up,I almost uppercut my grandma's cat :/
again2021 5 months ago
@again2021 LOL!! Very appreciated
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
yoooo he said the strech marks made her lool like a human walnut. #ctfu always has a moral 2 the story though #realtalk
MyWorldNMyHands 5 months ago
omg he said it made her look like a human walnut... LOL
shanatelevision 5 months ago
Bust through the front door..Nigga this is my hood I know all the shortcuts....LMAO!!!!!!!
GEE865 5 months ago
The guard didnt wanna break it up cause he knew i was gonna rub these nuts on em! some popeyes, 2 PIECE AND A DIRTY RICE HEARD ME!
lhmarshall09 5 months ago 6
Lmao I love it homie
brandonstewart1220 5 months ago
@brandonstewart1220 Thanks
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
Lmfao
complove26 5 months ago
LMMFAO cuz i was cryin off this shit right here
CountrySlim84 5 months ago
@CountrySlim84 Glad u enjoy it, partna!! But absorb the message being shared, homie
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
"When its game time, the playing STOPS" Translation - Stop worrying about how cool you look when its time to make a serious move. For all my hip hop heads, Phonte referenced this with a quote too "You either wanna win, or look good losing" Everyday can't be a playday. Keep doing your thing Mr Jackson, entertaining message but 100% real at the same time. PEACE
djKnova 5 months ago
Ur hilarious nigga
brandmoney 5 months ago
@brandmoney thank you
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
Once again bravo! Shit is hysterical ...on some real shit tho them chicken mcnuggets w/ the buffalo sauce is the shit!
jasonbranch23 5 months ago
im 4 days fresh out the county the night stick dick constapated and i aint slept a wink nigga got insomnia !
gorjusgrl2010 5 months ago
Went Sea Biscuits LOL
bropettway 5 months ago
Funny as shit and well thought out.
acpadgett 5 months ago
yo! did you smash courtney black?! lol that bitch bad..
SmokinMeGanja 5 months ago
This nigga deep as fuck, .....but confusing thou
PrETTi1188 5 months ago
@PrETTi1188 Confusing, huh? Is it the vernacular?
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
@TijuanaJackson Nah, It was tha way you went around it, but i feel all of these videos thou, damn mcdonalds will get you everytime won't it lol
PrETTi1188 5 months ago
That Sea Biscuit line killed me!!!
udontwanano 5 months ago
HA! human walnut!!
jasonhaffley 5 months ago
Lol. U a wild brova! Worldclass preparation to compete on a worldclass & worldwide level. I fuck wit it. Keep'm comin, bruh!
187BangEm 5 months ago 2
You are too funny! I love you! Your material is tight! lol....
PrettyBlack1966 5 months ago
Yo T.J. its ya boy Anon. Keep it up bruh! this shit is hilarious. "Hop Scotching.." lmao
Phase5entertainment 5 months ago
LMAO @ 2:40 :-D 2:50 THUR the end,Hella funny...
1969314 5 months ago
when i hit that barista with that two piece dirty mix it didnt faze that bitch!
gorjusgrl2010 5 months ago
"He asked me why" "I say none of your mothafuckin bussiness" xD
SirCaptainTre 5 months ago
Alligators got good traction.. too Funny!
boogjune 5 months ago
"If your dick is smaller than mine, the moaning is probably fake."
Damn, it's like I've always been thinking that in my head, but you just had to say it to remind me about it. Nothing but greatness, as always. Holler.
disturbedshawn 5 months ago
You are the man lmao. I looked out for him I splashed water on him befor the hommie's ran up in him. Me and upgrade beed cool every sence. lol
CJAG214 5 months ago
LMFAO @ ketchup for lubricant
acoolswitt 5 months ago
Couple inmates instantly got to soaping they dicks!!!! LMFAO
acoolswitt 5 months ago
These are always funny. How do you come up with this?
BigGabeG 5 months ago
DUDE! You are the best.. Been following and watching your videos for about 2 or so months now. What I enjoy most, is that your stories are intense, and still comical, but the end points are always legit and truthful ! keep it up
stephenmelbaz 5 months ago 9
@stephenmelbaz This is me all day! THANK YOU!
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
yoo tijuana, am can i to put one of your quotes in my yearbook?
omann888 5 months ago
@omann888 As long as my name is next to it i'm cool! Thank you
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
@TijuanaJackson yaa of course my dude, tryna spread the name
omann888 5 months ago
hopscotch on dem gators
Bluviper870 5 months ago
LOL,,,oh shit.
NorthPhillyLivin 5 months ago
"The guard didn't want to break it up cause he knew I was gonna rub these nuts on him"....LMMFAO!!!!!!
riciel17 5 months ago 2
Fo Days out tha county wit nightstick dick.
Word. the. fuck. up.
I dont wanna win shit...more of this instantly.
awesomesn 5 months ago 2
Prison logic,haha made her look like a human walnut lmao!!!
lopezwest213 5 months ago
Another episode that's going straight to my favorites. Keep'em coming bruh.
riciel17 5 months ago
@riciel17 thanks, partna!! Appreciate the support!
TijuanaJackson 5 months ago
OHHHHHH SHIT !!!!!! First View !!!!!!!1
ganounou87 5 months ago