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  • You forgot to smash her sidemirror off. ^.^

  • SHE'S BLONDE!

  • @RicardoEverlast No. Is she were that would have been a crash.

  • dam i woulda bitched her out. or let my front tire tap her door just enough that it dents in but dosent wreck my bike. :P

  • Did your butt hole tighten up on that one?

  • I'd of got arrested right there for murder fucking stupid bitch.

  • i felt scared watching it you was going faster than 30mph defo , its happend to me a good few times now , and its allways women drivers to then thay start the blame game with me . i defo cant keep my mouth shut when i see my life before me in some careless twats hands , all bikers will no just how this fella felt , and yes you got patience of a saint mate.

  • Do they ever look?!

  • how did you stay so calm, i would have got off my bike, pulled her out the car and doen a spinning heel kick to the back of her head then as she lays on the ground climed on the roof and elbow dopped her then got up and pissed all over her, then left

  • I would a got off the bike & kicked her door in, then told her "be glad it wasn't worse," then I'd leave.

  • i've would have kicked in her headlights >.<

  • i see the problem here.... you were riding your bike near a woman driving something that doesnt sound like kitchen

  • I'd have smashed my helmet into her bonnet for that! jeez!!

  • womans..

  • Ofcourse it was a women driver

  • Is that a Honda Hornet you got there?

  • @TheLordDynamic Yup :)

  • @bluenapalm123 Nice bike wish i could ride something bigger than a 125 but hey my time will come, wanting to know whats the best camera to get as i want to start Vlogging whilst riding

  • why did you said nothing?

  • Bitch what u doing in the car? back in the kitchen!

  • this is exactly what happened to me! my rear tyre was locked and i was about 10cm away from being flung over the car like a rag doll, people really need to watch what they are doing

  • Honestly, a guy would've been like, "Oh shit, sorry for cutting you off" once he realized what he did. This woman just reacts be saying, "Go around me."......... And yes, I AM biased because a woman turned left in front of me and I t-boned her on my bike. Funny how she had a similar reaction to this lady.

  • Glad nothing happaned to you. What really suprised me was how calm you were during the whole situation and even after it: You didnt run out threatening and shouting at the car driver (doesnt matter if its a woman or man, we all make mistakes). Credits to you for handling a dangerous situation so professional.

  • sry if im being too sentimental. i've met this situations where in heavy rain i have to do an emergency brake, resulting in my rear wheels to lock. and i got lucky every single time. i dont want to be in that situation again.

  • i dont care what others say. but you've got good control of your bike. bikers are always in danger no matter how safe they ride. sometimes other road users can cause us getting into accidents. always expect the unexpected, be alert and you would be less exposed to danger. maybe this incident you are lucky. maybe not. but lets say out of 10 times you met this kind of situation, surely once you'll hit. ride safely my friend. your life is more precious than you think.

  • Fuckin dumb bitch doing that shit in the middle of the road...faaarrrkkkk..

  • Rest in peace Sven. You will be missed.

  • should of punched the bitch in the face

  • You done well to control that one mate..

  • Ok this happens to my while it was raining 20 years ago, the guy pulled out i slammed into the can and went under another car, Hurt my arm, them bought a more powerful bike, when you have one accident that ok, you learn for. Next time.

  • It's a near HIT

  • women....

  • not only would i have been PISSED from the bitch not being careful but then shoo'ing me away? lol i woulda killed a bitch...

  • Bet that got your heart pumping...

  • had to be a women .cant believe she even started telling u to back up

  • Good job keeping your patience mate!

  • wow u were so calm abou it , i'd jump off the bike and give the lady some drving lessons with my middle finger !

  • i would of my bike and kicked her door in and take a shit on her head

  • no no he had it right. woman driver.

  • This is when you dismount the bike and take your hammer off the bike and go to town.

  • WOW LUCKY!

  • Hornet 2002?

  • That's a weird looking kitchen...? I'd have knocked her mirror off. Or simply just raise the finger at her such a bitch

  • FAG in renault xD

  • It looks like you hit the brake too late. She was doing a dangerous turn around but you could see it in advance, another thing is your braking distance, at 30mph it should be much shorter even on the wet road.

  • that was a U-turn? she sucks big time lol

  • when she waves you off... its like where the fuck are you suppose to go? I would have let my bike tap her car after I knew I was well enough stopped..

  • Fucking women drivers.

  • Carbon fiber helmet :D

    Stay safe!

  • Woman...

  • you were unbelievably calm... whenever anyone gets that close to me on my bike i flip out big time

  • what kind of third world country is this where no one obeys even the simplest of traffic laws such as staying in your lane?

  • @rayshon

    Absolutely anywhere?

  • wow that was close... I would have beat the shit outta her car

  • What a whore!?!?

  • Did you give a fuck on her face?

  • And off she goes, oblivious to being a danger on the roads... Probably a little bit angry at you for getting so close to her car lol! ARGHHH!!!

  • I hope this video was when you were inexperienced because as any experienced motorcyclist knows that in the wet in an emergency stop you should pump the brakes not hold them on

  • @CR125MANIAC Youre kidding right? Have you heard of highside once allowing the wheel to all of a sudden grip? Manually trying to perform the actions of ABS rarely works.

  • @bluenapalm123 the best. theres a guy i work with who has the exact same though processes as that. He'll just pump the brakes as a vehicle pulls out infront of him while he is doing 40 on a street and he only has 200 ft to stop. my guess is that the bike will land on the ground, and hell be about 20-50 ft away from where the bike is. or there will be a massive dent in the car, with him in it

  • @bluenapalm123 wrong in my opinion. dude's right it works. that's how people used to live before ABS technology kicked in.

  • @whyshywank Research "motorcycle highside". Watch youtube videos of it too. You can try to simulate ABS, but doing it on a corner on a bike when the rear tyre has lost traction is just asking for trouble.

  • @whyshywank do you even ride a bike fool...?

  • @bluenapalm123 once you lock up the rear you hold it down for dear life unless the bike is straight or you are stopped!!!! if the front locks its too late usually and you are already on the ground

  • @bluenapalm123 As a former classic car driver, i can tell you, cadence braking works, if you do it properly.

  • @1337ASM Research "motorcycle highside". Watch youtube videos of it too. You can try to simulate ABS, but doing it on a corner on a bike when the rear tyre has lost traction is just asking for trouble.

  • @CR125MANIAC thats crap that is.

  • @CR125MANIAC slamming the front on will lock up, easing it on wont, i was taught front 75% in dry, and front and rear in the wet..

  • @CR125MANIAC whoever told you to pump your brakes in order to stop is a retard. never in my life have i heard that that is a good idea. the best and most efficient way to stop quickly is to pull/push both brakes to nearly the point of locking up.

  • @CR125MANIAC Maybe if he had a front drum brake...

    

  • @CR125MANIAC dont have a clue what ur talking about do you LOL

  • @CR125MANIAC you dont ever pump your brakes, no matter the conditions !!

    its a bike not a car

  • @CR125MANIAC LOOOOOL!

  • @CR125MANIAC You won't last long.

  • @CR125MANIAC fuck you and shut the fuck up! you obviously haven't been in a situation like this!

  • @CR125MANIAC if hed of pumped them he deffo would of hit it

  • men are the agressive sometimes dangerous drivers women are just oblivious and down right dumb drivers

  • Women break our hearts and try kill us on the road for extra points!!

  • Where you get your stats no study has ever found males to cause more accidents then females. I work for insurance company while doing analysis on gender. I never once had a national or state report; by DMV" have male drivers more prone to accidents then female drivers.

  • wow!, what a bitch she didn't even check her mirrors or blind spots, then when she goes to reverse she didn't look and there's a bike going past her from behind... this woman needs to retake her test...

  • lol women drivers

  • It reminds me of the advert, How close do you have to be before you see the biker lol

  • fucking female driver...what you expect

  • Props to the skill there man, held the bike up nicely

  • what a cunt y u turn on a road like that :(

  • I would have put my bike on the kick stand and kicked the shit out of their car. No questions.

  • can tell the rear was sliding.

  • stupid woman!!!

  • i woulda let up on the brakes at the end, and put a nice ding in her door...dumb cunt

  • Women do not deserve a DL. I like how she was acting like it was your fault!!

  • It's not a near miss...It's a near hit.

    A collision is a near miss

  • @renehenckens No near miss is a proper term, it was a close call but it was a miss...so near miss.

  • I blame it on the road system....why the hell would she have to make a 3 point to parrell???????????

  • I would have been using my horn for the breaking period then approximately one minute after accompanied by enthusiastic hand signals!

  • I had a similar situation when riding a GS500E. I was riding down a main road and the surface was a bit slippery as there were a little bit of drizzle, and all a sudden a mk3 Ford Mondeo decided to do a U turn right in front of me, so I had to swerve and I hit the front brake. I missed the bonnet by inches and locked the front wheel and almost came off, but I instinctively put my feet down and saved the bike. I stopped and looked at the driver and he put his hand up to say sorry.

  • How the hell did he stay so calm!!!!!!!? :|

  • How the fuck did he stay so calm!!!!!!!? :|

  • I can see u sliding around but only a little bit

  • Dumb bitch.

  • i would of got off my bike and went on a mad one.

  • @bcroninuk Like all internet tough guys, you would have just stayed in your mom's basement.

  • dont blame ALL the women drivers for it, some people just arent ment to be in traffic regardeless if its a man or a girl.

  • You should have kicked her window in and beaten her up.

  • its a woman !!!!

  • :P

    

  • I'd of popped it on the stand and had a strong word!

  • My mate got knocked of his bike by a guy in a car he got up and started fighting with the guy. I said to him what if you didn't win the fight he said of course I would I didn't take my helmet off. Ha ha sneaky bastard

  • I would have got off and kicked the shit out of his car, I've done this to a Muppet that cut me up once, stuck my foot out as I passed him and took his mirror off, a-hole!

  • no way are you doing 30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cooper109 i was look at the speedo in vid.

  • see that happens when you have to drive left in some countries :p

  • 30MPH....I DONT THINK SO....MORE LIKE 50....YOU SHOULD HAVE HIT HER....IN MY COUNTRY HER ACTIONS WERE ILLEGAL....AND SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY OUT FOR ANY DAMAGES..

  • @RoostAllDay187 They pay less because otherwise they'd call it "sexist" and sue the insurance companies.

  • if women never had that slot between their legs there would be no reason for their existence

  • U turns should be illegal, no reason you cant go round the block or turn into a quiter road to turn around. I NEVER EVER U TURN

  • women. just stay in the kitchen

  • I hate how she tried to get him to move with hand gestures, that's just an automatic defense mechanism of knowing she did something wrong, so she's trying to blame someone else but actually making herself look worse

  • @SweatyGrip

    Haha that is a scary statistic! I generally find woman are poor drivers, it's safer they stay at home and bake pie :)

  • she obv needs glasses and didnt look properly. why the fuck is she pulling out into a road without looking properly, needs to retake her test, what a dumb bitch. there was other bikes coming too on the other side of the road.

  • omg if that was me ... siren would scream whole 50 secs

  • the government should remove all women drivers from the road!!

  • @norickzx6r There are far more male licence holders than women. Could you imagine if it was equal. That's a road I don't want to be on.

  • @norickzx6r It's not women driver only. I'm a female biker and I had two guy cage me and then laugh about it. Guys can be idiots too.

  • @tsolorio3001

    That would mean they did it on purpose. They were dicks, not idiot. Men are far better drivers than women.

  • @MoAoX Well, since my son has totalled 3 cars due to being inexperienced and reckless and I have yet to even ding my car then you are proven wrong.

  • @tsolorio3001

    How does one instance prove me wrong? Per million miles, women are, on average, involved in more accidents (John Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public Health). Feel free to look the study up.

  • @MoAoX It's not just one instance. I've have axle and tire damage due to a city worker (male) running his utility truck into my lane and the only thing I could do was slam on my brakes and hit the curb and he didn't have the decency to come back to see if I was ok. Another guy changing lanes in front of me while missing his rear view mirror and the side mirror was hanging by a cable and he didn't even turn his head to see if the lane was clear. For now I'm done feeding the trolls.

  • @MoAoX I think studies show that Men, specifically young Men, are involved in the worst accidents due to excess speed. The Woman is involved more in 'pathetic' accidents. The Woman, generally, still believes a car to be run on some kind of psychic desire rather than petrol.

  • @norickzx6r

    Actually proven that they are more aware when on the road, people should stop following stupid stereotypes and maybe find shit out for themselves once in a while...

  • @norickzx6r there is a small minority of women that CAN drive.

    IMHO it isnt just a case of women are bad drivers or its guys who are the worst. Both can be as bad as each other I know I've had a few male drivers that have nearly ran me off the road, then I did some some bitch reverse her pile of sh*t into the side of my car and walked away and left it.

  • i wonder if she pulled back out in the street and blocked those 2 other bikes that wen't by you after

  • @satinISsexy no i got up, made sure my mate was ok then went over to the asshole of a driver and kicked his door then he tried driving off which is the worst part! removed keys from ignition, phoned police and got the fucker breathalised. agonising pains from my chest and some serious road rash. but i was alright ;) God bless full leathers and proper gear!

  • surprise surprise,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a bloody woman.

  • i bet that was in england i heard about that place and that looks just like wat patrick thompson from Louisiana told me it was like! from corey! miss ya man

  • ITS CALLED A HORN?

  • Nicely done.

  • Now why would she make a left turn from the opposing lane?

  • dude you should send this video to the australian government. i'm sure they'll find a way to put it in their creepers ad campaign which warns drivers against creeping over the speed limit.

  • If I were you I would be still insulting her untill she throw her licence in garbage... I see that like an omicide attent.

  • Funny that she wants u to move, idiot.

  • That stupid bitch!

  • Anyone else notice that she actually did that to 2 bikes? The guy goin the other way wasnt as close though!

  • Whoa! That was close! I don't think I could have stopped in time if that was me!

  • Youre too nice...

  • What is absolutely jaw-dropping is that she seems completely unaware of what just happened ....

  • She seriously needed a good talking to!!!

  • Wait, I don't even understand what she was trying to do.

  • Did she really signal for you to move out of her way at 0:26???

  • ....Now why do guys pay more for insurance than women again?... This baffles me....

  • @Z51Chevy Because they make silly manoeuvres and the men behind trying to avoid them end up having a collision, this is my theory. Although it has been said that next year both male and female insurance will be equal. 

  • fucking cunt u should punch her teeth out

  • LOL... FREAKIN ACE

  • The only thing that pisses me off, is the bike driver.

    How the fuck can you stay calm?

    I almost punched my Desktop, trying to teach that girl a lesson.

    DAMMIT!

  • no surprise that its a woman

  • lol FUCK ME that would have been an arse tightening experience, i've had the same but in the dry...and sure as shit was female lol.

  • Your response : Ahh, just do a u turn

    My response, You f**** slang get the fuk of this car.

  • WOMAN DRIVER I KNEW IT!!! and even so, I dont think she even knew he almost hit her. Sigh...

  • Thank god you werent speeding. A speeding reckless rider wouldve done a Double McFrontflip nac-nac after the crash and I wouldve given him a 10/10. I dont have sympathy for reckless riders and ass hat drivers.

  • I think that was a very well exicuted 3 point turn .

  • I would of jumped off and punched her in the face!

  • Wow, being also biker, thats something i dont like to face. Here in Finland biggest issue are the cars which just come from junction where they have to give space and they just don't seems to see motorcycle and come right to front. Many many times being braking because of those, but not this close like this u-turn video. Lucky you and i hope that you / all riders be safe in the future also! And to all: think if this driver would be speeding, result would be something else.....

  • never give girls kees to a womon give her kies for the kitchen

  • @akstudios36 at least a woman can spell u idiot!

  • @tvain86 lol he even spelt KEYS wrong twice with different spelling

    LOL!!

  • oh woman.....why don´t you just kill yourself...

  • 1. side stand

    2. kick in window

    3. punch driver in head with bike gloves (carbon fibre knuckles)

    4. burn car and occupant

  • Stupid bitch.

  • Hey , well done, I ride and shit you handled that idiot driver well, it seems as usual they do not bother looking. If it was me, I would have said a few @#$%&*@ ! words of expression, stay up right! David in Adelaide SA

  • It took her approximately 6 seconds to move her damn car after the scooter went past.

    After you've just endangered someone's life, the last thing you'd want to do is sit there with your thumb up your ass for no apparent reason. After all, the road was clear and traffic had halted. If I were the motorcyclist in this video, I would've had such a bad adrenaline rush due to this woman's stupidity.

    Great stop by the way. A wet road surface always takes you by surprise, despite your speed.

  • another women not making sandwiches causing chaos and horror on the roads

  • Was she shoo'ing you back?!

  • honda hornet 600? ;) I got one, had some idiot do that to me aswell, actually hit him though.. and it was at 120mph :|

  • @CharlieBridgeman 120Mph?? How then are you able to type that comment? You should be dead.. wtf?

  • @bluenapalm123 i was behind him when it happend he was slideing down the road and i hit him hit the cerb and slid in the hedge both of us are lucky to be alive!!!!