PROPHET OF GOD SPEAKS

[mrmn8honeybee]

You sound like a frail old man. Ture, President Hinckley was old, but he was far from frail. You need to add a bit more power to your voice and some soft drop-offs at the end of some of your sentences. Then you might sound a bit more like him. :)

[liaimming]

Maybe you would not be understood as the only true fake preacher. Your humor is of a special kind. Monthy Python is also not for all to get...I'll watch some more of your stuff. Adeus.

[liaimming]

Man. You are too funny. Can you come to this Dutch city where I live and do stand up comedy? Amazing voice... I believe you totally. You have convinced me. Merci.

[mormongod]

funny. i would be booed off the stage.

[uSoBayArea]

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[mormongod]

And thy mystical green flame fell to the Earth. The voice of the flame prophesied that it would act 3 times: once to bring death, once to bring life and once to bring power.

[uSoBayArea]

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth devil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

[mormongod]

with all this talk about fruit, i'm getting hungry. i think i'll grab an apple, the good kind.

[2eelShmeal]

@uSoBayArea Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Grapes blah blah blah blah Figs blah blah blah Fruit blah blah blah Wolves blah blah blah Fire

LOL That's all we hear when you quote scripture, you might as well be reading from Harry Potter.

[masterkiller421]

hahahahahahaahaha

[luisyagui2007]

You are a craizy.Stuped.

[mormongod]

Thank you.

[luisyagui2007]

You are a "BIG CRAYZY MAN"...In japanese speaker: "AANTA BAKAYAROOOO", "AANTA KICHIGAY",

"AANTA BAKATARE KITANAI"....

Eres imbecil y estupido, y lo que es peor tienes el alma totalmente podrida de sentimientos negativos.Aprende a respetar la creencia de las demas personas.

[mormongod]

Thanks cyrusf. Its good to back spreading the gospel of jesus christ.

[bigevasive]

MY FAVORITE SUB EVER!!!

[mormongod]

lol, thanks!