Raw Video: Giant Tortoise Gets New Home

[hi5258271]

You think he knows kung-fu?

[MrHeavygamer]

tortoise saying Hold on people im old and bigger than you

[chalks2001]

my dad almost bought a turtle that would grow to be that big my dog would go BIZERK

[rayking05]

what a guy... i bet hes seen some shit in his hey day lol



[mohammad112388]

Blastoise BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

[pppjodie]

wow why couldn't they just leave it too walk on its own instead of pushing it.

[jakeman455]

@pppjodie It would take forever

[Giean360]

why does he look depressed

[SAMEDAYGASHH]

so fucking cute

[ThallBergers]

Why cant it just live free? where it belongs.

[1512125]

@ThallBergers then it would get eaten by a bird D:

[seekay123]

giant tortoise always look sad :(

[0Raidenz0]

torterra



[Gthic2]

cool annimal who looks like a dam mafia boss dam cool animal love it

[38020w]

that

great

[MC90CoolPants21]

Looks like we are riding in

(puts on sunglasses)

SLOW MOTION

(starts to ride tortoise)

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!­!!!

[PacmansUber]

If I had one I would ride it around the house LIKE-A-BOSS.

[HARDCOREGAMERs1]

awww i want a blastoise too

[aflpds9]

they had a red carpet set up for him...

[leladinotron]

I WANT ONE SO I CAN RIDE IT AROUND TOWN . . SLOWLY . .

[CrazyBoa2]

I love them!! I can only drean if owning one

[DayLight95]

@CrazyBoa2 they are 80,000 dollars

[edmcadam]

amazing!

[kent143lou]

wow!! i want it for my pet... nope i guess i cant... :D

[ZarifahHeartsYou]

OmG! SO BIGGGG!

[orenciala]

what the are they doing turtle or any animal set them free not put them in the zoo all animals have a felling and that turtle have a felling like us

[maciejwrotek]

i wonder how he would look like if on mcdonald diet. Giant McDonald Turtle !

[rhinogek]

ohh my god I want one

[rspikowski]

how funny is it to see this tank of an animal chugging along

[mcj4117117]

hows this raw video o.o

[roxxas5]

That tortoise's head looks like my foreskin. 

[MintBG]

he doesnt need a new how he needs his old one!

[pawseh]

That is a Blastoise :)

[CrazyEurazion]

Very similar to dinousaurs! That what makes them special, they're so ancient

[TheSlimySquid]

i like turt holes equal best quote ever related to this video

[TheGregEgg]

At 80 years old he is a youngster. These creatures can live to be 160+ years.

[PupuTheClown]

do these turtles ever bite ?

[PinkyWontWork]

@PupuTheClown No...well unless they confuse you for food. My 200lbs sulcata bit my finger once thinking it was food while my retarded ass held an apple for him and then turned my head. Other than that..they won't bite but they will charge.

[veelalynne]

@PinkyWontWork My Russian got me the same way while I was giving her a treat of romaine lettuce. Hurt like hell! But I'd imagine a large sulcata like yours would do a lot more damage.

[PinkyWontWork]

@veelalynne Russian Tortoises are my favorites. It didn't hurt at all to tell you the truth, it took a bite then released after it realized it wasn't food. I figured the bite would be much worse but it didn't hurt..lol but then again I play rough with my macaws and african greys and they bite me good once in a while so I'm used to beak like bites.

[rspikowski]

@PinkyWontWork i think african greys are smarter than me at times...

[PinkyWontWork]

@rspikowski Hahah don't feel bad they're smarter than me ALL the time.

[morphineangel2005]

80 years old? You go boy! Go get u some 

[doob776]

he's so cute >_< I WANT ONE

[TheDutchGamers]

awesome creatures

[shadowluigia]

its cute wonder how much it weighs and how old is it

[kirfdog1]

@shadowluigia read discription, 600 poounds 80 years old

[SheSnare]

I want a lifesize tortoise! :(

[NintendoMage]

@SheSnare

How can an existing, living creature be lifesized? @_@ It's already lifesized because it's living lowlz. But yes I do want to giant tortoise, you can hug it and st00fs XD.

[KeySour]

can i hug him?

[zechproductions]

@KeySour Yes. :))

[Radrei]

omg he's so fat

[nintendo768]

I want one

[xyxyssy]

@nintendo768 No you dont, try cleaning up the shit, its worse than a dog!

[nintendo768]

@xyxyssy I would keep it outside most of the time

[xyxyssy]

@nintendo768 ....of course you will, my point is its worse than a dog.

[jakeman455]

@nintendo768 I have on lol!

[CORWERA]

how the hell is this a "raw" video?

[clearwater04]

damn that guy is huge. and he doesn't look a day over 35.

[looloorex]

wow - amazing and beautiful creature!!!

[beckanwa]

Wow!!! that is sp big I bet its realy old i mean like born when my grandpaw was

[shenmueryu]

That is one big freakin tortoise! lol 80 and living it up. Those guys can live long long time and the snapping turtles too 200+ years

[7jerryv7]

600 pounds.  Big fella

[Greenterror]

i s so cute

[PCG520]

Who gives a fuck. Not me.

[floydforever1960]

Why'd you look? Just curious...

[LoneRaven01]

Adorable.

[tayishere202]

Cute