Confederate Sasquatch Pride

[RobinHood1969]

hahha soo funny!



[MrGoTWO2]

Make more.

[magnvsmarcvs]

this is funny

[llROCKETMANll]

excellent man,finally yt's useful for somethin

[sarge6925]

lol this is funny!

You could be a commedian!

[beryldunn]

the good old u.s.a. run by monkey inbreeds.

[linkthelegendmjr]

racism sucks no matter who its directed at

[shapeshifteraks]

omg...lmao.....this vdo fuckin rullzz...big upp

[USNAQ3]

I piss and shit on you garbage. Your mother is a whore and your dad a big fag. 

[texasbuddha]

@USNAQ3 Much akin the the way monkeys kept in zoos are known to throw their own feces at people, this has long been a popular tactic of Confederate Sasquatches. This commenter is simply expressing his primal ancestrial urges.

[unit529]

Love that music.

[56Stiffy]

Its a fact! Southern confederate types are a sub human cross of some kind of primate. I've spent time in the south and most people there are illiterate, drunk, lazy, racist and fucked up. I really wish the North would reassemble the troops and go back down there and finish the job. Exterminate these inbred Goobers, and drown their ugly kids, mouth rape their toothless wives & burn their Walmarts! Boiled peanut eating, filthy, moonshining, confederate cocksuckers! FUCK THE SOUTH!

[gingerbread58]

@56Stiffy Long Live the South... you are shit for brains monkey

[gingerbread58]

@56Stiffy f u

[pnh6999]

freakin awsome! , Your mom qualified for sasquatch stimulus money,,,,,HAHAHA

[chub4play]

I'm sure this qualified for stimulus money

[texasbuddha]

@chub4play Your momma qualified for stimulus money. You're the son of Hickory Holler's Tramp.

[trb1952]

@slownoman I wish you'd stop calling me a fuckwad Michelle.

[Mississippi1313]

What is this suppose to be funny?...

[beornborg]

texasbuddha, you rock

[hps4316]

This is not funny I am proud of my Confederate heritage

[MrTeaparties]

I sold my black workers to Obama's white uncle to work his farm

[5149caper]

AWESOME!

[joesphx19]

Most of them stick ons to people wasn obamas and his clan. Monkeys bees in charge now, heah.

[Xproject187]

I'm a Chican from N.Cali. & quick to hate on racial shit, but even I've got to admit that this was fuckin funny Dogg !

Props!

[hellbilly074]

Too funny....

[MyersBuilders]

Hey man I am as much about the South as anyone, and Southern Pride, but this video is funny as hell, so everyone should lighten up and enjoy the humor.

[DSetekh]

Yo Barak did not give you permission to put him in that video :) uahahahahaha

[Deadhead51]

to bad bigfoot lives up North idiots

[GaurdDuck]

Specifically in northern California, Washington, and Oregon. Nancy Pelosi is one of them.

[BLUEGUMOBAMA]

WTF is racistism?

[JustinOsbore]

{Please}

this is stupid to take pride in racistism.

[Nsm88Kid]

You're a fucking idiot its racism dumb motherfuckers.

[trainfreak14]

lmao

[citizenkong]

That my friend is some brilliant satire!

[MissAnthropic66]

Hahahhaha ..... this is hysterical!

thanks for sharing this ... hahahahaha .. good stuff.

[OinkyDag]

Oink!

[yourpimpho]

you got a pretty mouth,got i love rednecks you make me feel so superior.the intellect of my left nut far surpasses your combined acumen. go read a book,but don't worry i am only smart, you guys are "southern" smart.

[countrybumpkin273]

THAT ape head belongs on barrack obama because thats what the moronic monkey is

[texasbuddha]

Did you hurt yourself thinking up that one? You might want to lay down and rest after all that exertion.

[slownoman]

@countrybumpkin273 Hey, Cuntbump, Obama was President of Harvard Law School. He has turds that are smarter than your boy bush-shit the bungler. And fuck the CSA. Every day. All the way up your poopchute, you horse's patoot.

[idriveachevytruck]

@slownoman he was far from the president of harvard. He was simply a student there, and a sub-par student at that.

[slownoman]

@idriveachevytruck I misspoke. He was President of the Harvard Law Review, which is the highest honor any law student can achieve. He has turds that are smarter than your boy Bush, or you for that matter. Georgie drank and bought his way through college, then got daddy's supreme court to appoint him after he'd lost. There's a black man in the White House and not one fucking thing you can do about it. Boo. Hoo.

[trb1952]

@slownoman Black? Looks like a high yeller to me boys.

[slownoman]

@trb1952 trb= trailerpark buttboy. Racist fuckwad. President Obama excretes things that are smarter than your boy Bush-shit. Teabagging asshole.

[trb1952]

@slownoman Is this Michelle O. again?

[slownoman]

@trb1952 No, you braindead peckerwood, I'm not as smart as Mrs. Obama, and you're not nearly as smart as either of his daughters. Racist asshole.

[trb1952]

@slownoman Michelle again, isn't it?

[slappy6817]

This video only tells half the story. There were many brave Sasquatch who fought on both sides of the Civil War. Also, lets not forget the important role the Sasquatch played in opening up the Western United States, and in the Industrial Revolution. All and all though, this video was done well.

[hornbuckle56]

Wasted 3 min of my life. No class or humor. Those rednecks in them piney woods were far superior soldiers and gentleman and no historian will tell you different.

[texasbuddha]

Sure thing there Jefro.

[JohnNall]

Ya Might Be A YANKEE

...IF THESE WORDS DESCRIBE YOU..

RUDE,OBNOXIOUS,ADORES DIVERSITY,PRO-ABORTION, POLITICALLY CORRECT, ELIST, MULTI-CULTURAL, PUSHY, LOUD, SECULAR HUMANIST,KNOW-IT-ALL, DELUSIONS OF SUPERIORITY, AND SOCIALIST.

[texasbuddha]

And you might be a dumb redneck apologist for the Confederate cause if you leave stupid comments like this one on youtube videos that you take WAY too seriously.

[Methadone4Life]

LOL..indeed texasbuddha. Just post a vid and the ignorant rednecks will gladly show just how ignorant they are. LOL.

[OinkyDag]

They always tell me they are the most intelligent beings on this whole planet. What!! So you mean theys telling me Lies!! Must be another NWO plot against the World. I'm off to tell Jim Jones about this now!

[abstractthreat]

Actually, I always considered myself to be A-List... Oh, did you mean "elitist', sorry, "ELITIST"?

Good thing for the South the war wasn't fought in the manner of a spelling contest. It would have lost much quicker.

[Methadone4Life]

LOL..no doubt. When I lived in NC..I had a bumper sticker with a rebel flag with the circle and slash through it and the words "You lost..get over it" imbedded. Ya shoulda seen the rednecks...LOL.

[citizenkong]

You are a brave man!

[youfoolcricket]

I think the ape head would fit on a Union General like Berksdale or McClellan.... Lee was the best general in the war

[texasbuddha]

Make your own video and you can put ape heads on whoever you want.

I didn't make this video to satisfy your personal sense of military history.

[APdocumentary]

0:41-0:44 u dirty Bitch! Make the head of Robert e Lee of a monkey? FUCK THE UNION!!!

[texasbuddha]

Actually that is the head of an ape. Monkeys have tails.

[kennethlellison]

maybe I'm different than most, but I love my ancestors 4 fightin the yankee empire in 1860-65, but I also luv this vid. if ur offended & feel the South should rise again, join THE LEAUGE OF THE SOUTH & put ur heart & $ were ur mouth is. its just a humorus vid & remember PAPA SAS fought 4 the South. God save the South!

[texasbuddha]

Hey, thanks.

Glad you enjoyed the vid and thanks for not threatening to make me eat my our teeth.

[airmanjoek]

This is possibly the most offensive thing I have ever seen and yet for some reason, I can't stop laughing. XD This shit is just funny.

[FrenchToastCharlie]

Hey Texas you got yourself a new subscriber.

As for the white pride people. It must feel good to achieve whiteness. How does one get whiteness?

[nazist18]

Shame on you bastard!

[texasbuddha]

Shame on me? This from some guy who claims to be from Moscow and celebrates Nazis and the white power movement.

I'm guessing that the word "shame" doesn't actually exist in your vocabulary.

You white pride types are a sad pitiful joke.

[Lindyblu]

What is the difference between sasquatch and hard working nigger? Sasquatch has been spotted!! Hey you assholes see Obama's birth certificate laying around anywhere?? He can't seem to find it!!

[texasbuddha]

As a measure of just how marginalized racist Republican losers like you have become, your comment functions as an excellent time capsule.

If the best you can do is leave such sad insults on a comedy video on youtube, then it looks like the GOP is dead in the water in 2012.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Lindyblu]

Not Rep. or Dem. I find both parties an embarassment and very distasteful!I think they are out 4 their own welfare!Obama lied about being a US citizen and is not eligible to be President.Check out his own website.He has turned this country back 100 years by bringing all his anti-Christian rhetoric 2 that campaign and also for all the racially biased remarks he and his wife chose to make.Can't be Democrat:I am anti-gay marriage,anti-abortion,and Pro-GOD!Cant be Republican cause I am anti-moron!

[texasbuddha]

Yeah, you're right. Better to spend your valuable time cracking nigger jokes on youtube. That'll show everybody how smart you are!

[smokinggun6]

Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrigton ? Hes a singer / comic he talks about queers and how screwed up they are, for sucking dicks. Well here a prime example of a guy who has tried B/C.

[texasbuddha]

Somebody here has a fixation with queers and sucking dick, but it's not me cowboy.

[smokinggun6]

This guy hides behind a computer then bad mouths other peoples momma. After reading several of his posts you can tell he hates white people ,and he hates who he is. Best thing to do is not even comment on his videos. Hes a pitiful excuse for humam being.

Hopefully he will get some help. OR some fried chicken and watermellion and some B/C.

[texasbuddha]

I hide behind a computer? What are you doing? Publishing your home address?

I don't hate white people, black people, or anybody else for that matter...

Stupid people like you are pretty irritating, but I don't hold your lack of intelligence against you.

[fred30680]

You should do one of those with your black buddies.

[texasbuddha]

My black buddies and I are too busy doing your momma.

[fred30680]

Thank you for proving my point. Ever noticed how the first thing a low life P.O.S. like you has to say " your momma ". You are traitor to your country and murder to your race.

[texasbuddha]

What you know about me could be printed on a postage stamp.

You talk about my black buddies, I talk about how we are all fucking your momma... That's just the nature of the universe.

Now when you come back showing your true colors talking about race murder... Well I guess we all know who's the real piece of shit now. I wish I could father a bunch of multi-ethic kids specifically to "murder" this narrow concept of race you speak of, but I'm a busy man.

... Busy doing your momma!

[qball8814]

The south was right the yankees were dead wrong and should've have got there asses kicked

[texasbuddha]

Wake up and smell the historical record.

The year is 2008 and you lost.

[Redneck75155]

Godbless good ol' sasquatch, he picked the right side!

[crazycuntryboy2]

Fucking asshole! How dare you make fun of our Generals! You should be at the end of a rope you damn yankee scallewag! GO screw your gay fuck ass up!

[texasbuddha]

Calm down Yosemite Sam. I know you're the rootinest, tootinest side-winder north, south, east, aaaaand west of the Pecos, but it's just a freaking YouTube video. Not a serious affront to your precious confederate generals.

Get over it.

[WillVill28]

hahahaha

[FrenchToastCharlie]

a proud cracker

[Cuffie08]

Ok I do admit, that I went over the edge with the whole names thing.

[Cuffie08]

This video is FUCKING WRONG, and yes the guy that posted the comment about all those fucking reneks usin the "Confederate pride" dealio is FUCKING wrong. Most of them probably don't even know what "Confederate Pride" means. I'm a hardcore living historian that relives the Civil War, and I think this video is wrong because it's downing the strive that those Confederate men made during the war, am i saying that they were right with the cause of slavery? HELL NO. I'd like to see pussy who made this

[texasbuddha]

The video doesn't single out any actual historical figures for abuse... does it?

So how exactly am I "downing the strive" of "Confederate men"?

Get over it. If you really take such offense from a joke video on youtube, I'm amazed you made it this far without killing yourself from the indignity of it all.

[Cuffie08]

You were using the first name of some of the men. It's not really even the fact that your makin fun of Confederate men, it's just that I find this video very offensive to all the men that faught in the war on both sides. Why didn't you create this vid using the view from the Federal side (which i would be pissed at that 2) or any other given war (which would be wrong also). I just don't appriciate people downing the strife of ANY body in serving in the US/CS forces in this case in any war.

[texasbuddha]

I used the first name of some of the men?... Seriously.

File this under mock-umentary and move on with your life.

No actual confederate soldiers were harmed in the making of this youtube video folks. Lighten up.

But if you get really enraged over stuff like this then by all means please look up my other youtube videos:

do a search for

Bigfoot did 9-11

and

GrosserFuß Waffen SS: Hitler's Secret Weapon

[raverswillrave]

thats wrong your attacking veterans of the confederacy and i have yet to see anyone doing anything like this on union soldiers its just disrespectful and i seriously doubt that any of us have half the heart soldiers that fought in the civil war had

[texasbuddha]

I am not attacking anybody.

Redneck jackasses post "southern pride" videos about the confederacy all the time. They are using those soldier's deaths for their own political agenda and I bet the vast majority of them had nothing to do with the CSA.

Go and post the exact same message on every single confederate pride video on youtube.

[ChorizoDSpicy]

Only the brits have the right to call us a bunch of Yanks.

You southerners have to call us Winners :D

[texasbuddha]

Happy anniversary of Lee's surrender and the defeat of the Confederacy!

[goodoleboy61]

this the dumbest most ignorant hting i have ever seen.confederate soldiers served w/ pride and honor. stupid yankees created crap like this b/c they almost lost to a bunch of "redneck racist inbreds".u stupid yankees are the dumb ones b/c yall stereo type us that way.go jerk off u sorry loser.

[texasbuddha]

... stupid yankees created crap like this b/c they almost lost to a bunch of "redneck racist inbreds" ...

Almost only counts with hand grenades... The South lost. Get over it.

And I'm in south Texas. So much for your Yankee theory.

[goodoleboy61]

wow, youre just an idiot.

[texasbuddha]

You're the one getting all butt-hurt about a comedy video on YouTube.

[HeritageNotHateProd]

Such a disrespect for American History. These men fought and died for freedom. Today you mock them with popular media stereotypes created by Northern Propoganda. You should be ashamed.

Search BLACK CONFEDERATES on Youtube.

[texasbuddha]

... "popular media stereotypes created by Northern Propaganda"?...

You sure about that Jefro?

Look, if you're ashamed of your Sasquatch Heritage that's your problem.

[bassist412]

I find it odd when your expected to respect "history" just cause its american.

[busthermc85]

black confederates were "digging holes 4 the southern gemptlemen to hide in."

They didnt commence to shootin nobawdy no how. heh heh

[stainlesslobster]

oflmao-Thats the funniest bigfoot spoof I've seen. And I actually believe in the dam thing.But if your going to play around with it at least be as good as ya can.Hats off to ya. nice job

[mzltv]

fuck niggers and northeners!

[texasbuddha]

Somebody has issues. You got a problem with Bigfoot?

[BongosNaked]

I am Mormon and I have access to all of the genealogical records (on microfiche) regarding Jeremiah Squatch. I hate to break the bad news, but Jeremiah was a bullfrog. He almost graduated from the New Albany public school system, whose mascot is... you guessed it - the bullfrog. Go Mississippi!

[Muaguana]

Fucking funny stuff, man! I like the tags, too.

[texasbuddha]

Thank you.

I try to design the tags to come up in the searches of my target audience. The confederate priders will run up against this one everytime they go to spank the monkey to their southern pride porn.

[texasbuddha]

Note that my video's detractor did not dispute the Sasquatch portion of the video or question my evidence or research.

Instead he claimed the accent is fake.

[nicholasbhicks]

whos the stuped yankee with the fake ass accent? southerners dont even talk like he did

[texasbuddha]

Do you have any evidence that the proud Sasquatch decendent's accent is fake?

By the way brainiac, "stupid" is spelled S-T-U-P-I-D.

[Avalancheau]

Sounds like a southerner to me.. maybe you just arent aware of how you sound to the rest of the world.

[BUTCHYKID624]

AWESOME VIDEO . LMAO