WRONG WRONG WRONG

[thatwhichisgiven]

"Girls should purposely act as dumb as they can so that guys will be attracted to them." -- John Green

"CONFORMITY FOR THE WINNN!!!!" -- Hank Green

[rekuma]

"The defense of Orange Llamas is the most prolifically important platform of 2012." -John Green

"Purple pirate penguins ponderously pontificate politics powerfully; practically painfully often." -Hank Green

[KatetheMotorMouth]

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

This is the origin of Strange Charm?!?! MIND = BLOWN.

[BlazeKing416]

Hank: "I killed them for the ice cream!..."

John: "It's not wrong to spit at orphans if they're hungry. I do it four times a day."

[MoviesAllaAG]

Hank: I love unicorns!

John:  I do too! Let's go shave our heads in solidarity with the unicorns!

Hank+ John: Yay!

[deathlyhallows713]

John - " I love unicorns!"

[Xdanceislife89X]

John "Miley Cyrus is my role-model"

[mark4851]

I love unicorns - John Green

[ISwishAndFlick]

The newer version of this song is much better :)

[KittenKoder]

I quote nothing! .... wait .. gah!

[mthsbandrocks]

"The puff is photoshopped" -John Green

[Dudestudly17]

"The world must be flat! If it was round, all the penguins in Antarctica would have fallen off the earth by now!" - Hank

[lorenblack13]

Hank looks really hot at about 1:33 - 1:40

[AdamTadz]

STRANGE CHARM my favourite Hank Green song!

[NayruDragon1]

"I secretly love unicorns." -John Green

[Scorpsed]

Oh my god! I love these videos SO MUCH! You are caring and funny and witty... Nerdfighters never cease to amaze me!

[birdeelikeaboss]

You are beutiful when you use that camera angle. Hank's awesomely beutiful

[JFlore56]

TIL: Strange Charm started out as a song about Amanda Bynes.

Yes, the internet is weird.

[LMNOP1214]

"I hate corndogs." -Hank Green

[JinxDagger]

Why has Hank seen Hairspray more times than me, a teenage girl? o.o I haven't ever seen Hairspray.

[hatorigirl1202]

@JinxDagger It probably has something to do with his appreciation for musicals. He was in a production of Rocky Horror at some point, and has seen it like a million times. And the fact that Hairspray is an especially good musical. It knows it's gonna come off as a bit silly, and it just goes with it.

[AngieDNalalal13]

"Pancakes. German conquerers. The Ambassador of Albania. Abundant alliterations amuse almost all." -John Green

"Princesses. The time is too late for early. I do believe in Harry Potter, I do! I do! You can never have too many quarks." -Hank Green (Randomness FTW)

Also, another thing neither Green has ever said: anything ineloquent.

[TrailRat2000]

"I can not tell a lie, I did knock down that wall with my +5 crowbar!" - John Green (on the subject of home improvement)

[BlueWindButterfly]

Thing I learned from this video: Hank has seen Hairspray 5 times. Win!

[thisisnotHolly]

@JoyRay156 But he has professed his love for unicorns :)

[Sandclaw123]

Are we allowed to show this song to Amamnda Bines? WE DON'T WANNA REPEAT HELEN HUNT! Or do we?

[FireLeafCon]

"unicorns are the most wonderful creatures of all time!" John green

[omgbenwooo]

great song

[Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

"Hank, I love you." -John

[DarkKrelis]

Hank: Good morning John. It's Johno de Mayo!

[Niekpas1]

That second Einstein quote is in our maths class at school. It's kind of intimidating.

[TheHannaFactor]

Hank: "I love zombies."

[peerieweirdo]

Amanda please.com! Just me that remembers that?

[TheAnimeartist2244]

"I think that you....I got nothing...." -Hank Green (Hank Green almost NEVER goes blank!)

[shannann2211]

You little cutie! :)

[RiskyBrothers]

never put anything on your head

~the vlogbrothers

[RiskyBrothers]

'I hate Helen Hunt"

~hank green

[RiskyBrothers]

365 days of text-only communication

it's an old kind of brotherhood

Brotherhood BETA

[zizema16]

@RiskyBrothers communcation*

[isortaforgot]

AUUUGGGHHGGHGH AWWWWWW FRIKEN FRACKORITO BATMAN!!!!!!

I burned my finger on a candle.

[autiumbra]

i saw hair spray 27 times. i keep count. BURN!

[mystikdragonfly]

"I hate corndogs." - Hank Green

[sarahlouisehaycox]

and now i have the quark song on my ipod

[kt76943]

that sock

has a guitar

just pointing this out because no one else is...

[Azulmine]

Hank, I am writing from two years in the future.

I come to tell you that your haircut here makes you look exceedingly young.

Also, you will have a very police-manny mustache.

[ThePianostar3]

"Iwanna french kiss Edward Cullen."- John Green. it occurs to only Nerdfighters who have invested day into watching videos will get that joke.

[officialmer]

Happy New Year, Amanda Bynes!

[SwiftRiver987]

Dont forget to be amazing

[SwiftRiver987]

Misquote

"I tried to kill Hank with a hammer, and succeeded." ~ John Green

[IlnousaimeleMonsieur]

"I would love to give Greece, like, sixty billion Euro." - John Green

[gingerstendtoSNAP]

"I hate Pizza." -- John Green

[WolstenHannah]

"We asked natural selection to give us elephant-sized puppies because they'd have the advantage of being adorable, but it's still to get back to us."

-John Green.

[Foolishyhuman]

"Attribute to us quotes that we have said." - Hank Green

[noremacsirref]

FRENCH THE ALPACA

[maxsgirl13]

Life is like a dog chewing on your feet. It really doesn't hurt that bad, and the dog will eventually give up. -hank green

Yeah, I just wrote that.

[OnePurpleCrayon]

"Lookit! I'm on top of an atom accelerator without an umbrella!" -Hank Green

[TheBioethicist]

it's not the giant head part, it's the "You can't tell I'm fat, but look at my cleavage" part.

[schaefy01]

I just realised that ever since I became a nerdfighter lo those many months ago, I thought you were talking about corks not quarks because of your accent.

I thought it was a bit weird saying corks are a fundamental constituent of matter...

[MmeLuella]

Yeah sure I'll show you the Yeti! Here she is! -John Green

(ps best wishes Amanda!)

[swimmerocean]

You dated a Jenny :O

[wanttohelp14]

we are both well fit



[cheseeh]

"Im Hank Green!" - John Green

[alremul]

"I love John"

-Hank Green, Feb. 17, 2010.

[RainbowNerds103]

... Because he's dead. lol

[mysticmeana]

I am amazing at all things mathematical! - John Green

[KatzePiano]

So this is the origin of your song 'Strange Charm' :)

[TheMegaNachos]

"..."

-The Yeti

[303archangel]

isn't Sara the yeti's name?

[ramdomstuff123]

"India is a rising superpower"

-Hank Green.

[kaaskop01]

"My little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the best thing ever!"

- vlogbrothers

[secretdreamer146]

The Amanda Show was my favorite show growing up :) -3

[ninjasquid1]

"John, I will see you on Neptune"-Hank

[virusfifteen]

"mmm I sure love raw pork" -John

[Lelouch911]

Ratings!? What are Ratings lol

[scoodles007]

Amanda bynes-what I like about you. Yay :)

[MarianAlaways]

"The existance of chocolate does not affect the taste of broccoli" - John Green

[bellaluna423]

@MarianAlaways Wait, i think he really said that, Right? I remember it, but i can't remember where. Is it from tfios?

[MarianAlaways]

@bellaluna423 He said "The existance of broccoli does not effect the taste of chocolate." But yeah, TFIOS miss-quote.

[kmjvt11]

'IT HURTS MA TOOF'-John green

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

"The puff is much like the hair of a troll doll, not that it is pink, but that it pwns gravity."

- John Green

[zoerickard]

@MrSpazzyunicorn Oh! Oh! Oh!!!! Wowowow! I've just figured our John's next punishment if he goes over 4 minutes!!! Dye the puff fluro pink and puff it like a troll doll, and keep it like such for... a week!

[JilleyWillyNilly]

"I often wonder what it would be like to be a duck. To float about and fly about, and waddle... surely it would be beautiful."

-Hank Green

[ScathachWarrior]

And this song becomes a real song.

[RiskyBrothers]

"please misquote somthing I and Jhon said"John Green

[azerskater]

Hahahahahaha I did not see the phone call coming

[realrealwarpet]

"The first Harry Potter book was the Philosopher stone."-anyone who is british :B because that is the original title but because americans are stupid we don't know what the philospher stone is...I misspelled philosopher didn't I...I think I misspelled misspelled too...that's kinda funny and RUNON SENTENCE!

[COMAFAVOS]

Marry Me.

[zizema16]

"Why would I want to live in a time period other than this one? I mean, I'm sure Rome was great and all, but a nerd with a lot of time on his hands could recreate rome, in its entirety, in minecraft."

-John Green

[austic1]

@zizema16 he accually said that, that's not a fake quote

[josephd183]

Incidentally, Hank, you were incredibly guilty of your primary internet sin in your early Brotherhood 2.0 videos.

[123456789robbie]

"i like to quote myself, it adds spice to the conversation" ~ hank green

[123456789robbie]

@rrw070193 copied stragiht from wikipedia: "Amanda Bynes as Penny Pingleton"

[CoHOCD]

@rrw070193 No, Amanda Bynes played Penny in the movie version.

[bloodredsole]

"Vlogbrothers is 1784 years old!"

[lolmania13]

YESS GOOD JOB HANK HAIRSPRAY IS AWESOME!

[cynthiayl12]

hank dated two sarahs.

john wrote a book called an abundance of katherines.

[tekna2908]

"I love unicorns!" John Green

[LuneFromage]

"LuneFromage is far superior to Einstein, and she is definitely not conceited, because I, John Green, am saying this of my own volition." - John Green (Also Hank Green said this too... strangely he too refers to himself as John Green).

[crazybiker420]

dont forget to bring possum

[awkwardfour]

"I don't know where 'there' is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope there's pizza."

-John Green

[awkwardfour]

OH MY GOD!!! I had no idea the quark song existed before that recent video! This is such a day of revelations!

[RaincloudPlay]

"Somewhere out there, a girl is brushing her hair.". I literally dropped my hairbrush at that point.

[KungfuCow5]

"It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn" -John Green.

Fun fact: This has the added bonus of also being a Harry Potter quote. (Firenze in the Philosopher's Stone)

[Shellewell]

@KungfuCow5 This is the centre of nerdfighteria. We know it's a Harry Potter quote :P

[KungfuCow5]

@Shellewell Well yeah, I was just pointing it out. DON'T JUDGE ME! *sobs into copy of The Half-Blood Prince*

[Shellewell]

@KungfuCow5 if you didn't have such an epic username i would be sending forth waves of judgement XD

[KungfuCow5]

@Shellewell Thank you, it wouldn't matter though as I would just say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS TO THE WAVES" and they'd say "Oh shit, we'd better do what he says he looks angry" and they'd crawl back into their cave and have a jaffa cake while I played Monopoly with Dumbledore and the Doctor. Much like in biblical times.

[Shellewell]

@KungfuCow5 Much like in biblical times indeed XD

[homerdude7]

"Argon walked into a band, and the composer said "we don't serve noble gases in this group!" Argon didn't react"

-Hank Green

[CluckinAmazingRetro]

"I definitely did put Red Green's poop in the nintendo. Just don't tell John that"

-Hank

[PokeZelda6664]

Team Unicorn for life! I'm getting a tattoo of unicorns on my back tomorrow, I hope it looks good.

-John Green

[PEEJ012]

ooo john, that top button ;)

[nirvana14ish]

ahhh i was brushing my hair and then i heard the song!!!

[marquoth]

Agh! Same old "John and I" when it should be "John and me" mistake. So when you say "please misquote John and I" I can say "please misquote John and me" as both a correction and as fulfilment of your request. Brilliant.

[AnEffervescentEnigma]

"Why yes, I will Hanklerfish every copy of TFIOS" -Hank Green

[MarloinSkitop]

That song should be shown on The Big Bang Theory.

[TheRandomlyBiased]

"My pants are the true source of all happiness"

John Green

[coastykid95]

I was literally just combing my hair... hahaha.

[CherryLaxative]

"Today's video comes to you in three parts. Part one: hot kises and other." - John Green

[watchstuff13]

holy crap its the precurser to strange charm

[aktrainnut]

"Sometimes i feel the giraffes have been unfair to us john, i think they can make up to us." Hank Green

[MissiCupcake553]

“Oh, England IS a synonym for the United Kingdom! Whoops." - John Green

[privateacc21]

"im a big fan or unicorns!" - john green

[paulisnatis]

"John, I can't believe how many times you blinked in that last video" -Hank Green

"You need to stop talking so slowly Hank" -John Green

[laurenfiya]

Hairspray is awesome xD

[Elphie021]

Don't forget to be aardvark-Hank Green ;D

[xsocoxjacksmannx]

1:33-1:40 <3YES.

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

''I love unicorns!''-John Green

[MySecretagentman]

"John Green is cool!" -Hank Green

[cathurnx3]

"German the unicorn!" -John Green

[WaterBottle1998]

Hanklerfish with bowties and fezzes are cool.

[redheadedbum12]

amandaamandaamandaSHOWW!!

[MegaRaywin]

Am I the only one who thinks of "All That" when Amanda Bynes is mentioned?

[banz224]

@MegaRaywin No you are not! i miss that show :)

[MegaRaywin]

@banz224 Did you know TeenNick is replaying a bunch of popular shows from the '90's and "All That" is one of them?

[banz224]

@MegaRaywin I didn't know that. I don't have TeenNick :( but at least i hope another generation will enjoy them :)

[MrGbear16]

"Giraffes suck" John Green

"My hair is short and not at all puffy" Hank Green

[1fishy2fishy]

"a quote to our truibiles that we have said not"

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

In the future, people will frequently misquote me on the internet. It's okay though, I forgive you. ~Albert Einstein

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

Unicorns are my absolute favorite mythical creature! ~John Green

What's a corn dog? It sounds disgusting. ~Hank Green

We hate rainbows! ~the vlogbrothers

[bestworstusername]

"Forget to be awesome" ~ John & Hank Green

[cibomatto47]

Buffy poster in the background! *nerdgasm*

[KudoXYukiko]

i see spike speigle behind your head, Cowboy Bebop fan?

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

"This is my wife." ~John Green

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

"I hate corndogs." ~Hank Green

[sirdoctoroftardis12]

This song was, apparently, much like John's books, made in revision. Of course, it seems pretty good as is.

[SonoftheDarkTwin]

Hey baby... can you stick your Quark in my Large Hadron Collider??? *snort* Hank you're so dreamy <3

[nerdfighteralvin]

"I love unicorns".- John Green

[sesshypuppysbff]

Ah ish amused...

[hizachyo]

Rough draft of strange charm? I like this one better

[nintendoshadowninja]

i love how the quark song actually became a song

[franinconverse]

Hairspray ftw!!

[bethanyblueberry]

"Unicorns are amazing." - John

[DinoTubz9638]

TFIOS will come out on Feb 32nd. -John

[czanghi]

"I have gathered conclusive evidence that proves Narwhals to be the greatest animals in all the universe." -John Green

[sawyerscott52]

The Amanda Show. That is my childhood.

[Jahwnlemonjello]

"The greatest animal, on all of earth is the unicorn, and it was the greatest tragedy and spite on the part of Noah, that they were left off the ark. " - John Green

[18plusJF]

"Don't forget to be amazing"

- John & Hank Green

[morganlizzie23]

"I dont know, ESP?" He said that so nonchalontly...

[MrsLoveChuckle]

Does no one remember the Amanda Show??? I can't be the only one... can I?

[DarkWolfMitaki]

@MrsLoveChuckle i remember *serious face*

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

@MrsLoveChuckle It's only the show of my childhood!

[puppyluveromg]

@MrsLoveChuckle even better, when she was on "all that".