John Petrucci: Extreme Impossible Guitar Lesson

[TheChiru88]

Horrible... Para que Mierda Lo subieron

[shabanshau]

wow i had no idea how good petrucci was until i saw this video.

[ScreamAimFire111]

i thought it was pretty funny

[metalero19882]

so true!

this shit go down cause malmsteen make youtube delete the joke videos of him...

remember?

i miss those vids

[oldspicekid250]

true?

[faustomadebr]

I understood the Joke... and I'm laughing!!!

[PRSwannaB]

That sounded like shit. Sorry. Can't beat Joe.

[Epicwin211]

O.o

[MrNazarethern]

xd

[falseironmaiden]

i guess i'm the 1,898,064 viewers who will curse the uploader

[johnmyung4488]

this is so obvisios thats not him so that its just funny. no need to write that in the comments, everybody who knows him sees that. im sure the uploader is just joking... chill guys!

[bpl711]

Almost takes more talent to sound this shitty!

[Mangoeeeeeeees]

That last fuckin' note...I'm dying from laughter here!

[toobmaniac]

Well i must admit that i almost got a hernia from laughing so hard!!!

[sebas5150]

this is a shit,



[monstajosh71]

you play guitar like my fitted-sheets look folded...tangled and unconvincing

[monstajosh71]

John Petrucci is looking for you...and when he finds you he is gunna punch you in the ear for this shit...!

[MarcelRGuimond]

pffffffffft!

[MichaelsPortraits]

Has Petrucci ever ever played anything that didn't sound like shit

[MegaNiceVideos]

@MichaelsPortraits This isn't Petrucci...

[jcnanaman]

i laughed.. dunno why, maybe bec of the misleading title and the uploader's fagotry

[oscarjeanluck]

seguro que aquel que subio esto es un FRUSTRADO HIJO DE PERRA ENVIDIOSO!!!!

[lordmd133]

@oscarjeanluck es solo una broma, no es para que exageren, la verdad xD

[7or6]

why did herman lee dub over this?

[Ignore14]

@7or6 he thought

" I IZ A GUD GUTARIST!" and then put it online.

[Ignore14]

hahaa

[stbn86]

xDD

[HiThere800]

are you playing guitar? or just trying to clean it?

[Hans2048]

thumbs up if you think Jonatosco is a frustrated guitar wanabee

[M1thotyn]

OMG that sounds terrible! What the hell is he playing through!

[nenissaK]

LOL

[bebo7002]

Funny

[7musicdreams]

FUCK YOU BITCH !!!

[FenDerMan8731]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FAGOTTTTT

GUEY STOP DOING THOSE STUPID VIDEOS

YOU DID THE SAME THING WITH KIRK THE MASTERN HAMET

JONASTOSCO YOU SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSS

[2222Ruud2222]

this is so amazing... i bet petrucci took lessons at your place

[Tyman2006]

Ahaha don't generalize metal fans like that. I'm a big 4 fan and this is hilarious, not to mention an avid dream theater fan.

[LuneyTune72]

People need to have a sense of humor. These videos are funny.

[holydeath667]

no tienes vida saco eh wea! todo por que no puedes tocar como el lo intentas opacar!! muerete hijo de puta!

[Exitwound72]

I would like to learn how to play this so I could annoy people.

[MrJcman100]

In a word, lame.

[crisrock7]

por que suben estas mamadas... vayanse a la verga

[ppsvenberg]

You can say that this is called a solo ?

[okalov]

I love it how metal fans can never take a joke.

[White1Tiger2Dan]

If you're surpised by the intro: 0:14

But even then, Petrucci can do way better than that!

[Davidalejo666]

I use to say to all guitarrists i know that they are awesome, but you suck man

[sotojaime89]

que video  mas asqueroso

[KenaPamay793]

hihi baby You not gonna be bored with me

[joseloband]

wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­jajajajajajajajajajajajajaajaj­ajajajajajajajaajajaja

[sinlokemp]

FAKE!!

[lucianodimieri]

Hes playing so fast that u cant actually hear the rest of the notes.

[egyptianminor]

John Petrucci SHREDS!!!! Love it, can anyone get me the full transriptions?

[egyptianminor]

@egyptianminor Love the last note, what a perfect resolution!

[megakill80]

Very funny.... congrats!!!!

[juanlex007]

sounds like a cow xD

[ILikatheTiga]

Ha ha, nigger asked for tabs

[74jailbreaker]

the hell is this?????

[boredtodelusionFan]

"I love it when it says, "Once Again."

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[felipeawake]

What the fuck is this rough assembly?

[dskydive]

if this, is Petrucci, i´m bart simpson

[bernhardtsen74]

@dskydive Hello mr simpson!

Im harry potter and may my magic balls be with you!

[Malpractice2003]

HUAHUAHUAHU

[999m4em]

tabs?

[Mapon123]

The funny thing is, it sounds like some nub is trying to play what JP is actually playing.

[MrIxtab]

Epic fake :D

[mrdirtydead]

Fuck you man, petrucci is one of the best guitarists in the world, technical AND emotional, please...STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FAKE VIDEOS!!!!!

[BAJARACER43X]

@mrdirtydead have a sense of humor

[MikePostDrums]

@mrdirtydead This is fake?

[TheExequihell]

@mrdirtydead Let him with his foolish :)

[gabrules2003]

You're ridiculous mate, this is not John Petrucci, shame on you jealous girl.

[Symboliczero]

HAHAHAHA

[LibbieDyanlc239]

cool uk rules

[JulioRodriguesGuitar]

WTF Petrucci....

[Turpezor]

This video is CLEARLY overdubbed, I love the way all the John Petrucci brown noses are still saying its god like and mistake free and beautiful.

[mumbleye]

sounds like grandmas shit, spattering against the back of the bowl. what the fuck is this???????????????

[angel201017]

Dats one sexy guitar

[OscarWichiWichi]

there are mistakes? i didnt notice xP

[leongchaoyang]

the whole thing was fast forwarded

[regeky]

this is not True petrucci sound. The Video Is petrucci. But the Sound is Not.! Crap

[shake18chd]

Hell no! no way its petrucci!

[faustolord]

I know the guy that made this video, he's my friend Jonas, we are from Porto Alegre (Brazil), when he showed me the video i never thought it would reach 1kk visualizations, last time i've mentioned the video was a success in views Jonas went like: Lol seriously? kkkkkk

Abração ae Jonas, saudades meu irmão!

[vict26]

That last note gave me a boner...

[Ronalexsan]

coma pipi deje de ser puercooo!!!!

[b4d27]

Good lord people, this is obviously overdubbed. Does anyone really believe that Petrucci could ever sound that bad?

[PetrucciFan90]

The last tone, is the most funniest :D

[Citlalcoatl333]

¬¬

[cenkHAN74]

WTF Shit:(((

[nowayjoseph]

This is freaking hilarious! Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.

[wseeback]

Why so many dislikes? This is hilarious. The Chris Broderick one is good too.

[Falling2Grey29]

Backwards?

[Shadowmov3r]

Are you sure this is JP?

I'm not saying I'm great on the guitar, but I'm pretty advanced when it comes down to techniques, this, sounded dirty, a total abomination of sound. If you can't even that fast with at least 1 clean note I don't want to know what he used as excersises. I bet everyone in a radius of 1 mile would die if he played that in a clean setting.

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

@Shadowmov3r *sigh* its not petrucci buddy, its dubbed.

[MlKEPORNTOY]

JP speeds up his solos in Audacity. Mike Portnoy was the only talented member of Dream Theater.

[LedusZeppelinus]

well that sounds like shit.

[dontmoveamuscle]

whats the song at the beginning? anyone know? :D

[MaximumPayne12]

@dontmoveamuscle 'Burning My Soul' from their album 'Falling Into Infinity'

[qwertysc666]

FUCK!! slower! I didn't get it...

[Cotele1]

Jjajajajajajajajjajaja, me recontrakge de la risa..jajajajaj, como puede haber gente tan weona que pregunta si realmente es Petrucci????? Tienen la oreja llena de mierda que no escuchan bien???

[dapurane]

ah yes oh no..



[jpournin]

what's tje point? you just pollute the network... and show you're such a bad ass as far as playing the guitar is concerned...

[p3tro]

seems legit

[hudaagusta]

hahahahahaha :D

[vondameyer85b]

ha uk rules

[boondock1213]

you can tell its not John Petrucci cuz he's never afraid to show his face in a video!

[mariuscruz]

hahaha is this a joke?? that's not the audio of this video.

[Sk0osH]

It still sounds better than me haha

[starakketa]

i9ttyy9ugyrt98rth4erhrtg8 peeoowww!

[Chibrila]

I am his disciple

[fabricito]

wowwwwww petrucci really sucks in this video

[jucker1797]

i was like...wtf, then it clicked..haha nice

[warion123]

AJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[RobertoArceCorretjer]

About time they made a parody bout petrucci

[ambarishgurjar]

the uploader really has guts.....

who can dare to put such a lame thing on the name of petrucci

[trumpetman2529]

one word: Sabotage!

[franksinbeans]

hahahh what the fuck

[SpAnKYnation44]

Is this a joke? This sounds like shit!

[Deanosius]

lol so hard!!!!!!!

[MrJesusthered]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA



[dadamichiko20]

petrucci wanna be..

[OficialZoom]

How is the name of the song that plays in the beginning of the video?

[hwarlord08]

@OficialZoom  Burning my Soul from the Falling into Infinity...

[ytscar]

ahahahhah

[apocalipticodejesus]

q feo suena esa vaina.. extreme impossible?

[educcio25]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahaha

[johnyeinoz]

jajajajajajajaja

[nik11411]

FYI the intro song is "Burning my soul" my DT.

[bulger020]

No, its the Dying goose dominant scale.

[Dreeman1234]

А что со звуком у гитары?)

[ThepopCornFlakes]

I laughed my ass off ! >_<

[crazyrider57]

Trop lol j'adoooore

[nothinghappens1]

@NoAppend 100% agree

[nothinghappens1]

@NoAppend Yes man, you bring a really important subject here: music been fast just for that reason, just been fast and visually stunning but monotonous and uninteresting. Again, i never liked that band, but is respectable if someone actually enjoy their music, however, you can instantly notice that tey sacrifice composition just for doing flashy stuff, even you like them or not. Simple common sense.

[imkawed]

lol

c'est toujours marant, chapeau à la composition humouristique, je me demande comment vous faites ^^

[SnSDk]

Está muy bien hecho el video! parece que lo tocara en serio jajaja

[anoriginalname397]

"It's like a shit" hahahaha

[nothinghappens1]

Sounds like dragonforce.

[RazorStormInc]

@nothinghappens1 ... Why do you have to steal DragonForce's bacon, you lesbian troll-faggot?

[nothinghappens1]

@RazorStormInc ??? ahhh, emmm, uhhh... WHAT???

[RazorStormInc]

@nothinghappens1 I ... really don't know. But I do like both artists.

[nothinghappens1]

@RazorStormInc Unfortunately, dragon force uses too many studio oriented tricks that they can use live, i´m not saying in a rude way or intend to say that they suck, but in a lot of videos that band don´t sound exactly like the albums. Anyways, i didn´t mean to offend you with my comment, was just for fun. Cheers!!!

[316puppy]

whats the name of the background music?? fuckin awesome

[rockkass]

its like a shit.

[Mullinator0001]

That sounds soo funny on an un-tuned guitar! XD

[tournesolfury]

fica so repetindo essa porra!

[dethskullcrusher]

WTF???.This isn't petrucci, this is a mistake... a mistake made solo... and petrucci never had a mistake.... once i searched in google the words "John Petrucci Mistakes" ... and my computer exploded!!!

[pancakesrulz]

@dethskullcrusher lol are you idiots? this is a voice over of the real petrucci playing -,,-"

[koloxopaiste]

@dethskullcrusher seach a cover of master of puppets by dream theather ..... petrucci makes a mistake in a powerchord xD orible but he fix it!! hes a genius!!

[3010smejo]

@dethskullcrusher I searched "John Petrucci Mistakes" too, but I only found your comment LOL

[penningtonant]

@dethskullcrusher JP makes mistakes, as every musician does.

[MrAlejo8000]

it sounds like a dying duck

[thiagotecnico]

@MrAlejo8000 ROFLMAO

[BlackDragon2712]

@MrAlejo8000 jajajaaajjaja aaajajjajaaaaajajja xD!!!!!!!! hahahahha you made me laugh for hours

[RITWIK293]

fake! :P

[mezcdai88]

idiooot

[drjubjubs852]

I really like your tone in this one. 

[gonzamtl]

porque suena asi de asqueroso ese solo???? O.o(?(?(?(?

[MaximumPayne12]

@gonzamtl pues porque es falso!

[megan9987]

Hahahah! Oh wow, I don't know why people don't find these funny, they always crack me up! :D

[WindWalker940]

so sloppy :|

[nubalko]

I don't understand. People find these lame videos funny?

[jokeman099]

yay for horrible quality videos. woot



[Theblakemeister95]

This video made my guitar wanna puke its strings out! :c

[00Ledion00]

go die !!!!



[mythbuster1991]

HATE FUCKING SHREDDERS WHO RUIN GUITAR MUSIC AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SPED UP ATARI NOISES,yes,i know its fake,and the original also sucks,as much as this,and as much as everything this fucking retard has played EVER,period.

[broFH]

LOL good FAKE,

ahah u_u ...

[JrodMcKenzy]

that was horrible

[MrPetruccidt]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­

[Hongo0715]

haha

[valdivia562]

am i the only one who thinks this guy isnt that great of a player as everyone says

[Avengedsevenfold502]

lol, marty friedman can play even better then chuck norris.

[semigret]

trollololololololololloloolola­wl

[S7A1ND]

I cracked up every time it started over!!! So Funny!!!

[carlostenoria]

LOL!

[dreadbet]

it is frightning to see some comments

of course it's not petrucci.

¬¬

[Morgotheenslaver]

1: It's not the real guy

2: The notes don't match up

3: Petrucci wouldn't ever play something this crappy

[odailoka]

u guys are idiots. as he moves up the neck the notes stay the same. its fake

[DanteSeask]

olvidemosnos de mejorar la tecnica y dediquemosnos a pulir nuestra habilidad musical, la tecnica vendra por si sola.

[Vodkanov94]

WHAT IS THE SONG FROM THE BEGGINING PLEASE I AM DYING TO KNOW FOR YEARS!!!!!

[uremeshi23939]

@Vodkanov94 Would you say it has been "Burning My Soul" to find out?

[Vodkanov94]

@uremeshi23939 hahahahaha so ffucking creative

[megaminiman]

This is fake! Petrucci sounds nothing like this.