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  • Too funny!

  • Smh @ the title

  • turn on the captions-its even funnier

  • Even Scientologists think Tom Cruise is crazy.

  • This is fucking hilarious!! I watched the interview and then I found this and it's just so frickin' funny! Well done!

  • this man is much better than (the loser cruise)!!

  • " cross the bridge to total freedom by achieving clear & a + 40 serenity being " ha

    tom must think he is in some virtual realty & wants to aching the highest level

    you can really imagine him introducing him self hi I'm tom & I'm a +40 serenity being

  • It was alright, good.

  • Scientology makes as much sense as any other religion, with that said, obviously it's SHIT, and so is any other religion, although I'd say muslims are less bad, since it's such a huge cultural thing down there, but being Christian, is as retarded as being american

  • @JediEmil Oh god, you guys are all the same and say the EXACT SAME SHIT as if you're even being remotely original. Atheists love to axe-grinde about Christianity and they say the exact same thing on every single page about scientologists. It's absurd. If you can't tell the difference between a Bishop Desmond Tutu or Martin Luther King, Jr. from some schmuch like Cruise, you're just so jaded. I have plenty of atheist friends and NONE would compare Scientology to Christianity. Inane, corny, cliche

  • @1105Chance holy moly, that is the perfect insight. thank you.

  • @JediEmil Scientology is not a religion. It's a bogus, money-making, predatory enterprise started by a total nutcase and turned into a money-marketing fad by Hollywood airheads. It's nothing but a scam and really doesn't have very much to do about faith. It's just craziness for the crazy. The fact that you can't see a difference between a Lutheran or Episcopaleon compared to the Scientologists just tells me that you are beyond objective and just jaded. Scientology is not a religion.

  • @JediEmil " I'd say muslims are less bad, since it's such a huge cultural thing down there, but being Christian, is as retarded as being american". That's a stupid, irrational statement lacking any kind of logic. It barely makes sense. All one can gleen from it is that you don't like Christians or Americans. People are born Americans, and we're a very diverse group of people. The mere fact that you would stereotype like that just shows you to be a class A MORON.

  • Haha. Some good points in there :-)

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  • hahaha Scientology sucks!! ^^

  • Horrible

  • your sanity is OFF THE CHARTS!

  • "you know you know...... you know?" hahah

  • this is some funny shit. I nearly laughed my ass off. Peace

  • LOL this is hilarious. Funnier than Craig Ferguson's version.

  • The funny thing is this almost sounds more serious than the original. I'm wondering which is the parody.

  • loll at the we can do ... part!!!

  • We can find your missing left sock LOL

  • "many people don't know this...but we can breathe under water."

  • Who is this actor!

  • Tom Cruise has watched this 102 times

  • I know. You know? I know, & thats why...i do.

  • haha this is great!

  • HLARIOUS THIS IS TOM CRUISE HAVE TO WATCH THIS AGAIN

  • is tom cruise that ugly?

  • this isnt funny people. seriously this offends me. i dont think it is okay for you to make fun of someone just because they are in a religion and yes, tom is a crazy person, but that doesnt meen u guys shoud make fun of him like this. seriously it just isnt funny at all.

  • The important thing is that we get there and when we do get there that we look for the missing sock and find it as if we don't find this missing sock then it will have been a waste of time us going there in the first place as this missing sock knows where the other sock is. The one that's not missing.

  • haha this was fucking awesome!

  • wow hilarious

  • "we can find your missing left sock" LOL

  • Brilliant funny shit !!

  • i believe you are the perfect incarnation of Tom Cruise at the moment and in his current state

  • dude you've got to do a parody of Tony Blaire, all you got to do is slap on a pair of huge fake ears and comb your hair into a side parting. this video was awesome 5 stars

  • hahaha XD "we can find your lost sock and travel faster than the speed of light and breathe under water" haha, this guy should have been in the "Dragonfly"-movie XD

  • brilliant!

  • "oh I thought you asked what it was like to be on the verge of insanity and people say I need drugs but look how perfectly sane I am hahahahaha this is Tom Cruise in a nutshell lol!!

  • thirddayeye84: this is a spoof of the "Tom Cruise" Scientology video - which is totally real... it's a good paradoy, but said Tom believes this stuff.

  • Scientologist sound as if they THINK they determine the progress and direction of the "so called" universe. The determine the direction, not just for themselves, but for those around them... lol I think OPRAH has been sucked in. She is always talking about the "universe".... anyway, I am not judging - to each his own... but, they all sound like clones of something or someone - maybe they are ... ohhhhhh --- creepy. 

  • freedom lies within i found it on my own. lifes about been a free soul

    

  • This is far too articulate to be an effective parody of the Tom Cruise video.

  • Haha This guy made me lol

  • "Lets be realistic.. ok?"

    I actually thought this was real until I read the comment below.

  • well done

    bravo

  • He's good. Also, the eyebrows, I have never seen someone act so much with eyebrows, haha. Maybe Jack Nicholson. xD

  • Actually I have a family member who is a Scientologist. There one part where he explains total freedom is pretty accurate, when he talks about engrams, and some of the other concepts in scientology.

  • classic man, you rule

  • This made me laugh out frakking loud!!! Great work man!

  • It's a funny parody :D

    I also saw the original - didn't get it!

    By the way - what's the deal with the SP? At 1:50

    What does that mean?

  • @Rusinate17 SP stands for “Suppressive Person”; somebody who doesn't like, criticizes or goes against Scientology.

  • This man speak better than Tom Cruise. I wonder why Tom Cruise can't talk like this, instead he mumble incoherently. Maybe Tom Cruise is insane....

  • Religion is another tool to control society... sad that people believe in this and any other religious crap.

  • 2:00-2:02

  • i have gills..... under my turtleneck!!!!!! ha!

  • this is great

  • hysterical

  • from 3:48 rofl

  • 8th dynamic baby..

  • You'd have to be a gullible fool to believe in scientology simple as that

  • We can breath underwater.This is too funny.

  • lol Fudge packer

  • fucking hilarious. thumb down to tom cruise the scientologist

  • i know too , tom cruise is a stuppid twit with a IQ of a brusselsprout

  • he is sexy!!

  • We can reverse time and travel faster than the speed of light.....funny lol

  • Tom is a complete ignorant fuck... yes, I know this is a parody, but cruise is still one of the dumbest mother fuckers alive

  • funniest thing i've seen in a while.

  • It is funny, but also sad. Funny because you did a good job satirizing him. Sad because he is now a lunatic and needs help.

    Actually, he is a lunatic that hates psychiatry!

  • Aww.... whosee lil scared piglet?

  • @ScaredPiglet haha how about u take ur own advice douchebag. this guy does a good job making a satire of tom cruise

  • i dont know y.. i want to fight u.. so baad

  • @michaelbluthner I've got a sudden urge to pin you down, lick my finger and put it in your ear (wet-willy).

  • @michaelbluthner its not supposed so be an exact interpretation of Tom Cruise. Its a parody, a satire on how fucked up he has become. Fucking moron

  • @michaelbluthner get out.

  • @hedgehoghoodlum

    that is what im trying to say!

  • Good job!!!!

  • boringz lel

  • its my right sock that is missing lol

  • lol

  • You know where my left sock is?

    Noble Peace Prize!

  • Photoshopped!

  • VERY nice parody! laughed hard!

  • religion is dumb no matter what religion it is. spirituality is a good thing though. but seriously scientology was a joke. ron hubbard and a friend said hey lets make up a crazy religion and make ppl pay lots of money to participate in it. alister crowley got a kick out of that even though people werent worshiping him as satan anymore

  • "a made-up religion that doesn't really make any kind of sense at all". I love how it says this in the description, as if all other religions are perfectly ok...

  • "...he prepares a sack lunch"

  • In my opinion, this is one of the funniest Tommy Cruise parody on YouTube.

    Jerry O's was great too.

    "Look how perfectly sane I am."

  • this is really really bad

  • HAHAHA ROFL, hahaha, dog sit, hahaha.

  • "Im sorry?..oh..i thought you asked what it was like to be on the verge of insanity."

  • gr8 vid

  • the best is the late late show

  • Yeah, Craig Furguson got it perfectly.

    "wee wee. poof! shrrhhhhhfffft" lol

  • The Time is Now, Now is the Time

  • For the description, every religion is made up.

  • jdkjkjdkjdks, Id say you're an idiot, but I'd be promoted to Captain in the Department of Redundancy Department, and it's time for me to change careers.

    Youre truely,

    Mr. Obvious.

    Amusing video.

  • is this impression? cuz he doesnt sound like him, at all

  • BEUATIFUL!

  • ha ha i have gills

  • AHAHAHHAH

  • It is Sad that the Sceintolgoy cult thinks they are the only people to fix things.

  • @Lordgeek4

    They are not alone, we have christians, moslems, mormons, all making ridiculous claims about an imaginary god. without any shred of evidence..probably 50% of Americans lives revolve around the day a dead jewish man, jesus (whose actual existence is questionable) will return on earth from heaven. 1 billion muslims think that their salvation is in the hands of a desert warrior, pirate, pedophile..and think it is appropriate to stand, bend, knee, whispher to the fictional creator;

  • @ashy6793 The difference between those religions and scientology is i don't recall them requesting money in order to gain spiritual enlightenment.

    Although the claims are ridiculous and they often contradict themselves, they did set the bounderies. Now instead of moling around and being upset about the dark sides of the religions, maybe you should take the good qualities that already exsist, drop the unreasonables traditions of those religions, and level up. :/

  • @bakabunny14

    You don't recall them requesting money...talk to them again..the mormons require their members to pay 10% of their earnings to the church..I think the church of scientology is unfairly being singled out for ridicule..this is what makes me mol around being upset..Compared to the beliefs of the christians (awaiting the return of the dead jewish son of god) or the muslims with their allah and his demands, the beliefs of scientologists are not weird at all..

  • @bakabunny14

    There are no good qualities in religion that were not there before the religious inventions..Religions must go.

    Religion divides people, make otherwise good people do horrible things, makes one group of "believers" feel superior to others, is based on superstitious and super natural beliefs, impedes progress, propagated the institution of slavery (in fact southerner honestly believed that africans had no souls, after all the bible spoke about slaves and slavery..

  • @Lordgeek4 It's not sad. It's crazy, lol. They're all crazy. The world's crazy (:o(

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  • "When i say sit he sits...and when i tell him im on my way to the supreme being on the 8th dynamic, he prepares a sack lunch.."

    lmao genius..

  • it's good ...and you really sound like him but you look like matt dillon

  • Google "SOK Kneeophytes" for the Scientology parody that made Tom Cruise cry on MSNBC!

  • the original was by far the funniest

  • omg.................lol.....gr­eat

  • I choked on my drink at "we can find your missing left sock".

    LOL

  • When Tom refers to his famous "I know" he's referring to the secret levels that he can't talk about publicly. It's code speak for the battle of the universe of Scientology against, well, pretty much everything else.

  • of all the parodies of this video, i think yours was the funniest.

  • Lets face it, nothing is funnier than Tom's original video.

  • Fuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!!!

  • LOL @ the turtle neck sweater.

  • LOL little alien ghosties in your head make bad thoughts! HAAHAHA! What will they come up with next!!!

  • How can you parody something that makes no sense at al? lol

  • How can you not?

  • PMSL. That was spot on.

    Now the weird thing is that it is scarily true to the original the weird parts arent added for effect its what he says, believes and does.

    Excellent. 5*

    SCIENTOLOGY IS A PYRAMID SCAM CULT!

    google :

    ***Scientology's Casualty List***

    youtube search :

    the unfunny truth about scientology

  • Funny video : P

  • when i say, im on my way to visit the supreme being on the 8th dynamic, he prepares a sack lunch.

  • Lolz have Tomy boy fight that elian and then go off on a bout ride with re-animated El Ron with the underaged boys he was found haveing sex with by the harbour patrol off Mixico...

    . Lolz theres dirt on Rl Ron too like the pedofeilia and oh the hole coward thing cuse he was dismissed from the army after 1 year wright befor the war posting becouse of "Unstabel mental state"

  • "we can find your missing left sock." OMFG YES

  • just amazing....

  • lol i love the part when he says "i can't because i know... i know..." lol

  • Gotta add my slap-on-the-back to all the rest.  Man, you are CHANNELING T.Cruise! Excellent little ditty. I take it you're a professional actor/comedian?,,,'cause you've got talent. Hope Tom has seen this.

  • Who gives a crap if Tom has seen this?

  • VERY FUNNY

  • what the hell is that spose to mean fpsschnell

  • DUDE you are funny as hell GOOD JOB!

  • Sack Lunch !! That's rich.  0:56

  • Men, I cannot get tired of this... this guy is just copy-pasted from the other one... although funnier.. impressive, right?

    Scientologists have to see this.

  • what dumbassss haahahahhaah

    Scientology = Destructive Mind Sect.

  • hahaha, so funny ....:)

  • Wow, I gotta know where my other sock is, it was just like a sock to me and I miss it. I am sorry you can't be a actor and run away becuase you know..you know...I know...maybe. Good video and keep the funny coming. Cheers :)

  • wats an SP?

  • someone who speaks out against scientology

  • SP means "suppressive person", i think... these guys think of an SP as a bad person...

    crazy dumb asses, right?

  • "a made-up religion"

    Pleonasm, look it up.

  • Enough......You spastic.

  • "Oh...I...thought you meant...what it was like to be on the verge of insanity."

    I so rarely laugh out loud, but right there?

    "LoLz"

  • ROTFLOL!! Good one!

  • ahahaha

  • prepares a sack lunch!  ha ha ha h ah lol

  • my fav: "but i can't. because...i know...and...i know...you know...you know?

  • LOL

  • I love you in the most non-gay way a man can love another man!

    lol...but seriously...thats flippin awesome!!!

  • This is a funny parody, especially the hand clap and crazy laughter

  • Excellent job! But, now you are fair game, SP, downgrade and all that! But, you know it's all about KSW, you know? I'll have to disconnect from you now also. I'll see you in the RPF scrubbing toilets.You know?

  • loooooooooool great

  • this is hilarious.

  • great

  • thats the funniest thing ive seen on youtube. good job dude.

  • Ha best spoof vid so far!

  • he looks kinda like channing tatum haha

  • Man i cant stop watching this lol

  • It's wild and wooly. :)

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  • The original tom Cruise video said, "I wish the world was a different place, yeah."

    I love the ad-lib in this vid.

    "Where I could make lots of money.."

  • man this guy should redo this and just add the mission impossible song

  • Absoloutely legendary. Nuf sed.

  • When I say that i'm on my way to the supreme being or the 8th dynamic, he prepares a sack lunch. Lol

  • ^_^

  • There is no doubt at all that L. Ron Hubbard incorporated brainwashing techniques into Scientology to put people under his control. He even wrote a "brainwashing manual" which is still in existence today. However there was a cruel twist in his scheme. He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said. Now L. Ron Hubbard had an over-active imagination plus delusions of grandeur.

    REPENT, CONFESS YOUR SINS TO JESUS!!

  • "He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said."

    Is there a conclusion for this reasoning? How is creating an audience that believes every word you say falling victim to yourself?

    RELAPSE, DEDICATE YOUR FLAWS TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!