Barney's Mind - Episode 6

[LaufenbergMusic]

HOwed he know it was a facecrab? wasnt that the first one he saw?

[FlameFeiz]

08:08 fraps :D

[hi2tai]

@xcv2008 Me too, and some soda. Mountian dew, maybe Coke.

[xcv2008]

dammit, now I want Pizza!

[xenatost]

lol

[MegamanSora1]

BACON!

[TheRealDerohneNick]

At 8:04 you can see 30fps from fraps, awesome! :D

[alfrazalam101]

you should have called the cowbar crowy, that what i named mine irl.

[Ezio6781]

Are you using a mod because the guns look different

[JasonAlexVoorhees]

@Ezio6781 some weapons were given a different look and sound with the High definition pack 83 so the glock becomes a beretta and the MP5 becomes an M4 everything else just becomes more detailed

[alfrazalam101]

no its the Hd pack that comes with blue shift

[romarpatacsil]

the place look like the Death star at 6:03!

[romarpatacsil]

epic fail at 4:51 look before you go down.

[romarpatacsil]

I can't see the ammo left on your shotgun or your pistol or on health or protection....Is your HUD off on the menu? or you just hack the game with a console to turn it off?

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

shoot tobasco sauce where have i heard that before OH YEAH SANITY NOT INCLUDED thumbs up if u kno what episode

[galaxa13]

Haha, mythbusters! ='D

[Madman1234855]

did anyone see the FRAPS fps counter at 8:09?

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

R U a mighty pirate? Like Guybrush Threepwood?

[Ilakis123]

that dead barney was IRAMightyDriver

[xxplayer482xx]

you should've called them headhumpers

[machiner6]

I get it about the valve: The steam is gushing out on all sides, when it should naturally be bursting on only one side.

[machiner6]

"Ah, I see your airvent and raise you a monkey wrench!"

[machiner6]

I enjoy pizza with almost everything on it. I used to stick to just peperoni + sausage. I expanded my taste because I wanted to try new things. The exception is Ham + Pinapple. can't stand it.

[833nirassi]

No complaint but you need more philosophical jokes and opinions about the things around you other than humor and complaint. This isn't a complaint though

[Banx2345]

@TheJedijames Lol, lemme translate music's message with understandable grammar XD.

"Well, they're completely different games for one. In Blue Shift, you play as a man named Barney Calhoun, that guy you meet at the beginning of HL2 ("Now about that beer I owed ya"). Half Life (Source), is where you play as Gordon Freeman, and Half Life (Not Source) was the first in the series, and leads to HL2 (Half Life 2)

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

Killer alien monsters>Cockroaches

[musicislife9070]

what sucks is that blue shift is not as long as half life source blue shift is really short like a five hour game

[TheJedijames]

@musicislife9070 whats the difference between halflife and halflife spurce????

[musicislife9070]

@TheJedijames will there completely def games in blue shift you play as a man named barney a friend of gordan freeman the main character of half life in half life source is where you actually play as gordan and source is the very first half life game that leads into half life 2 

[therock557]

Password 42.

OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO CLICHE.

[stuntman70007]

did anyone else jump at 4:52?

[camper9733]

you forgot that guy with magnum helmet....

[vOKama1]

How've I closed that? Uh...DIE!11 xD

[GojyotheFeared]

"Up! Up! Haha! Barney wins again!"

"Maybe I'm going to the cafeteria. Get some sandwiches. Mm, bacon."

Lines that should be on a t-shirt!

[MylesMAK1995]

why am i asking this question again i dont know apparently it didnt get through the first time but anyhow i just wanted to know about this certain uh mind series it seems to have that thing that boosts the graphics up and remodels the weapons and i havent got the slightest clue what it is exactly that does that can someone please tell me what it is cause ive been trying to figure this out for a while and i always thought it was buying half life source but i dont know for sure

[TheMellowPumpkin]

Barney should have joined Aperture Laboratories, then he wouldn't have to deal with Black Mesa's stupidity and "Head humpers".

[TheCrashunderride]

@TheMellowPumpkin No, I'm sure the army of Mantis men would have been so much better.

[corky064]

Excuuuuuuse me sir...

[IRAMightyPirate]

@deoxys199 and how exactly does a Nazi sound?

[deoxys199]

@IRAMightyPirate when you sound like your going to say fuck it sounds like your doing a nazi accent

[GojyotheFeared]

@deoxys199

As an American with a mostly German Heritage, I take offense to that.

[laz0r4321]

@IRAMightyPirate Like you apparently.

[redfatcrystal11]

@IRAMightyPirate EZ PEZACLY NEIGHN ZACAK they sound like that and deoxys is a nazi hater :3

[IRAMightyPirate]

@deoxys199 please tell me you don't mean a German accent.

[ajle9550]

@IRAMightyPirate I think he means just that.

[LilMonsterAmber02]

@IRAMightyPirate I Think he does...

[l0rf]

@IRAMightyPirate I believe he might indeed be believing zhis! Outrageous! Zhe Germans are a peaceful people, jawohl!

(German myself)

[vpfan207]

@IRAMightyPirate he possibly means how you always say "SUCK"

[countsnipula]

@IRAMightyPirate you don`t sound german to me also i don`t know what the other person means by sounding like a nazi [you can`t define what a nazi sounds like other than german]

[rabidboy911]

@countsnipula and austrian

[lenxlover1]

@IRAMightyPirate I think you sound AMERICAN~ *raises an American flag*

[blackdomwarrior]

@lenxlover1 American and canadian are the same, we just have the word "Eh" frquently.

[lenxlover1]

@blackdomwarrior I said nothing about Canadian...

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

@lenxlover1 Go America! *Raises flag and softly shouts "Christ and Country!" and half expects someone to complain*

[lenxlover1]

@StuffedAnimalPlanet uhhhhhhh nuuuu *complains*

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

@lenxlover1 I'm not sure if that's funny or not, but I think it is! So here's a thumb up!

[lenxlover1]

@StuffedAnimalPlanet YAY IM SPECIAL DERP!

[CloudCukkooLander]

@IRAMightyPirate You don't sound german, so I want to know what they ment...

[Masterlink981]

@IRAMightyPirate He's racist... and you don't sound like a Nazi. And that's coming from a Jew too. You just sound like an standard American teenager. XD

[doCtOrHx]

@IRAMightyPirate ikr that's so racist. not ALL germans are nazis -.-;

[Mylesdude101]

@doCtOrHx I think he's saying he hopes the guy isn't saying he sound German and therefore must be a Nazi.

[plzwork100]

@deoxys199 Thats mean to germans >:( they havent been nazi since 1945 (if this was a reference to the thing im sorry)

[stuntmcnuggt]

@deoxys199 why in your comment you seem like a racist when you type.

[legoguygp]

actualy a large enough mass of gasoline would explode

[MrEpeliX]

@legoguygp i think that there must be preasure but not sure...

[PinataFreaks]

lol this is comment number 500, what do i get? :D

[xXSPARTAN8Xx]

Some one forgot to turn the music volume off xD

[wymo34]

we realy take the steam off u

[MrDarkkak]

password 42...the meaning of life XD

[V3SGO2011]

4:16

Barney:12...

Locker:denied

Barney:Damnit

Locker:Denied

Barney:Suck

Locker:Denied

[V3SGO2011]

4:16

Barney:12...

Locker:denied

Barney:Damnit

Locker:Denied

Barney:Suck,Suck suck.

Locker:Denied

[HalomasterI93]

Sumthin said tee-hee

[XTurtles9788x]

what episode do beesappear

[Endall007]

i dunno if this wuz ironic but i was eating pizza with all those topping he said......*_*......

[minhmook]

I hate but I don

[TheGabaman123]

wait, MEMBER LEFT?!?!

[redrex7819]

"who would lock their lunchbox" lol who would use tyheir tool box as a lunchbox?

[chaosof99]

Barney Calhoun, licensed exterminator.

[angrybob101]

@Hyake oh grow up. If you had to pick between a painful death or killing them, what would you choose? I'd rather not die.

[1997jcrazy]

1:35 Gordan's at that same spot during night

[TheRadar758]

@1997jcrazy Ahm, no. Gordon was on the tram line. That is a road. There was a sniper, but not a turret, nor a manhole.

derp.

[Hyake]

so... much.... animal cruelty

[Z3bProductions]

is it not annoying to hold shift all the time to walk?

How do you hide the HUD?

and for me to upload videos thats 10 min it takes AGES any tip for faster upload?

i use fraps

[Z3bProductions]

is it not annoying to hold shift all the time to walk?

How do you hide the HUD?

[blacksnk7]

between land and water you can see you0re HUD... wierd.

[mithcair]

Lol Team Speak ''Member Left'' LOL

[codefreak5]

"Steam access tunnel"... Do I detect a cleverly-hidden reference to a certain game browser? Or is it just a coincidence?

[maxxcat244]

Teddy Rosevelt: MAI BLUD BOILZZZ!!!!!

[coldkiller525]

a padded room is cool but not when your thinging elmo and barney wil kill u the rape your lifless corpse

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Actually asbestos is still widely used in industrial applications.

[kradsama77]

you shouldve killed those turrets

you couldve gotten a grenade and a bunch of explosives

[lol100k]

Mmm.....bacon



[haloreachblackops2]

holy shit that made me jump at 4:50

[chococube224]

achievement unlocked: 20g Bug stomper

[MyDreamName]

For the slightest second at 8:04, we can see your framerate.

[dadofsatan454]

the sound when you step on the cockroaches, is suprisingly satisfying

[dadofsatan454]

the sound when you stem on the cockroaches is suprisingly satisfying

[RushFreak2]

1:54 So they used 'the answer to life, the universe, and everything' as the passcode for the blast door? Genious.

[armymen12002003]

at the beggining u shouls have said who in the hell were those guys

[stimpyx94]

@xaolinshowdown nope ts2 Voice

[stimpyx94]

9:38 Member Left TS2 FTW^^

[cuzaseso]

mmmm, bacon!

[Gkthepwner]

Actually, Mythbusters proved that shooting the lock DOES work.

I remember it from one of the Macgyver Myths

[pivotfreaky]

At 8:03 in the upper right corner you can see the FPS for a moment. :3

[ScorchedTape]

lol, he was on vent when he was playing the game, i heard it say 'member left'

[svilen4o4o4o]

whats wrong with these guys from black mesa?!?! are they all crazy..?!? always talking to their selves ...

[Mannetasi]

@svilen4o4o4o dude its Freemans MIND, Barney's MIND and Shepards MIND they are the characters do not talk all the time.

[svilen4o4o4o]

@Mannetasi i know dude i was trying to be funny -_- ... JOKE FAIL!

[TheMoogle3]

I once poured Coke in one of my mom's boyfriends beers..... He threw up!

[Poisonieer]

Any one else the the "42" referance? lol

[xailionshowdown]

09:45 is that CyhAnide i can hear in the background?

[DmanHALFLIFEFAN]

@xailionshowdown It sounds like it

[ilovwinning]

He talks about food in every episode. :P

[NoobWithAPistal]

this is awesome

[krakrs]

Just wondering, what's the opening song for every mind series mius Parker's mind?

[destroyer129steam]

This episode was made on my birthday :3

[fearoftheboxer]

no sandwich savnvich made by heavy

[edwarddavedson]

This is GREAT!!!

[krow1012]

if you pause when you see the plates of the SUV it says valve but its upsidedown and backwards

[2222daz]

now i want bacon but i dont have any!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!!!

[headcrabkiller7]

@IRAMightyPirate whenever I hear something I step on crunch I say that out loud!

[Devinxander]

Haha..."The Alien Infested Facilaty...FROM HELL" It needs to be on a T-shirt

[Nukepositive]

"Can't shoot it off, Mythbusters disproved that." lol

[DaSuicideKing]

it sounded like you didnt want to leave with that suv >.> lol

[headcrabkiller7]

"did i just step on a cheeto?" that also needs to be on a shirt

[IRAMightyPirate]

@headcrabkiller7 one of my favorite lines.

[KarinxKenta1234]

@IRAMightyPirate undoubtly my favorite mind's, cause this is how I imagined barneys voice....

[moldytaco1]

@IRAMightyPirate i dont mean anything by this but when i watch this i dont even chuckle you have to be very smart to be funny and that sort of tells me something you have to put some emotion into it if you want your videos to be funny then you have to make some valid points,act smart,and put some emotion into it

[Knopsern]

09:45 - 09:50 Some1 is sitting on Teamspeak :P

[Walker29UK]

@Knopsern MEMBER LEFT

[nitendude1]

what game is this from

[PortalStormTO]

"Did I just step on a cheeto? AHH LITTLE FACE CRABS!"

[BridgeSex]

lol is there an "member left" @the end? lawl xD

[cmbdragon666]

hmmm, I'm having cola right now, and you aren't. Barney is so unlucky that there isn't a macdonalds in black mesa reaserch facility...... XD

[blackyoshi1230]

True. There is a lounge as you've seen in the opening tram ride, but it's sad Barney can't access it.

[BenBenjiro]

i think its a toolbox, not a lunchbox

[Yaname7]

It really is addicting stepping on all of those bugs

[wendecky]

lol

[patar47]

in that broken van the back was broken with shells in it i think i looked closly

[harryploper1]

There's a few grenades and satchels in that truck behind the those turrets there was something else i can't remember though...

[sharkbowl300]

3:33, Yeah! Go Mythbusters XD

[Yaname7]

@sharkbowl300 YEAH!

[nack287]

barney calhoun got interupted during his rant you must kill everyone who interupts you

[cvela20032003]

Awesome, this one is better than the first few most def.

[MrCombineGuy]

09:46

I heard someone in the background.. Like a TV or a person or something!

[1moonraider]

@IRAMightyPirate you should join machinima Barneys Mind is funny enough to be on machinima!

[SandOprods]

have you ever noticed how at one point the mind characters are always hungry?!

[bestdudeever765]

steam valve?! WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!?!

VALVE stuff needs STEAM

(lol)

[morganandrews1]

in exen the headcrabs are cocroaches to them

[Automonaut9]

how many versions on "Half-Life" are there (you as gordon, you as Barney, you as a marine)?

[blackyoshi1230]

@Automonaut9

There's three installments of Half-Life 1: Gordon Freeman's story (Half-Life 1/HL1 Source), Adrian Shepard's story (Opposing Force), and Barney Calhoun's story (Blue Shift).

[LegoBloxxer]

8:03 fraps number thing in top left lol

[Emfir]

9:45 Member Left :D

[dancinggey]

mmm yumeh, steemed face crab :P

[IRAMightyPirate]

@machiner6 Barney mistook it for a lunch box.

[double2000ful]

@IRAMightyPirate what level are you?

[viliussmproductions]

@IRAMightyPirate barney, barney, barney...always his fault huh? :D

[viliussmproductions]

wait!valve, steam? sounds familiar :D

[oobietime8]

@machiner6 well i think the steam wasn't supposed to be gushing out of the pipes so normally it would not matter

[machiner6]

what's the full part of your joke at 0:40?

[thatrandomguy127]

@machiner6  in sheperds mind he sees a air duct grate and says "I see you grate and raise you a monkey rench" so its like a refrence

[adriandragan]

LOL at around 9:46 - 9:48 If you listen closesly you can hear Teamspeak say "Member Left" xD!

[klasifyz]

nahh.... he said Space Crabs

And he also kill tiny ones

[MultiGman14]

Your videos are awesome! Maybe you do a T-shirt with Barney face?

[Kyon9854]

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[Adoniis101]

Well, this is mildly funny, but it bothers me to no end that you make "Barney" seem so calm. Like this happens everyday. The first time he seems a Scientist zombie, you barely even comment on it.

[lilchoto3]

your meal of pizza and coke makes me wanna have the exact same thing...mushrooms, pepperoni and sausage with coke mmm...

[TheRadar758]

You really do sound like Barney.

You should call them "Head-Humpers" insead of "Face-Crabs"

[IRAMightyPirate]

@TheRadar758 I make Barney coin that term a little later on.

@IRAMightyPirate Wait, are you saying yo