"Pick up the fucking check Bobby!" I'm sure here "Bobby" means "God", which Sam is reasoning with God that you ordered it so you've got to pay for it. if before birth a human is an all perfect spirit, as it says in the bible, then why did God gave birth to such perfection and made it an imperfect human being on earth? so u did it God, u made us imperfect, we didn't ask to be born, so don't expect us to clean after you. "Pick up the fucking check Bobby!"
@xavierpaquin what do u mean? fucking is god's given instinct, right? we don't decide to fuck, we're programmed by god/nature to fuck. how can anybody live without fucking? so it's not our fault that babies are born and 'perfect' spirits are turned into imperfect fucked up humans on earth. so god made us imperfect fuccked up miserable creatures on earth, so he should fix it, and not expecting us to fix his mess 4him. i'm not religious but i'm only reasoning using ur language so u'd understand.
To be more clear, the video is cut off at the start, it leaves out the part where he is talking about how his mom calls him up to tell him that she is going to stop sending him money now that he is an adult, so he goes off on this rant.
Why the fuck did he have to die?? Why did God leave me and my generation with the bullshit comedy of today? :'( Dear God, we will send any current comedian you want if you'll bring Sam back!! Pretty please??? Please??
I miss Sam too-----he was really unique.I think he actually got rid of his own stresses by screaming as much as he did---scream therapy.He was also a deep thinker and very funny.
I`ve often wondered about the driver who hit him head on in the car collision that ended Sams life.I`ll bet he was in hiding for a long time,knowing how many fans Sam had.
Wherever Sam`s soul is now,heaven or hell,he`s shaking the place up for sure.
@growupordie Actually he did...there is a standup that ends with a clip of him playing guitar n wearing a black bandana on stage with other guys...didn't find it on youtube but if you get all the standups of kinison online you'll see........guess it was Family.Entertainment.Hour[1991]DvDrip. Also, props to mutr0nics, Kinison was all about spirit, and Hicks even more, they just joked about flesh while being serious about soul....
@Gossage54 They were both great at finding the comedy in emotion, relationships, and beliefs. They were also great at expressing what is usually in your mind, but never said, during particular events in life. They were both people who entertained with no inhibitions or worries about what the audience thought about them. As Hicks used to say, he treated the audience like his friends, and shares what's on his mind; Sam did the same. Both were real down to Earth comics speaking truth to the masses.
Alitlweird, to answer your question I am not ashamed of the book of christ, I am ashamed because our religion is made up of intolerant and arrogant people who think their beliefs entitle them to decide who is going to hell and who isn't. You are shoving your beliefs down peoples' throats, it's wrong. We get it, you think that the fact sam had a sense of humor somehow makes him not worthy of God. please just give it a rest, nobody is listening to you, just getting VERY annoyed.
you cannot serve both God and mammon, you will love one and hate the other. you cannot serve two masters. kinison by his own admission left the ministry to pursue comedy. you are such a great fan of his, you should know this. read some of his interviews from rolling stone and other periodicals from that time. check out his interviews from when he was on johnny carson. yes, he did indeed stop serving the Lord. you can't live that life without grieving the Holy Spirit.
Not very good a dodging thie issue are you? As for reading periodicals from the time,I was an adult then and remember quite well a lot of the controversy.
I served 2 masters once, The Army and my God. The Army devoted to killing the Enemies of my country and God Said "Thou Shalt Not Kill" I dont see anthing being more opposing as that, But I served them both with devotion. It was not possible for sam to give up the clergy but still be devoted to god? You seen to know what lies in people's heart
everbody that has sent me a reply has accused me of being judgemental and has extremely defensive (and offensive for that matter) not everything is good and acceptable before God.
"Dont use foul or abusive language. Let everything you say be good and helpful, so that your words will be an encouragement to those who hear them." Ephesians 4:29 (new living translation)
Ok i will bite if you are not being judgemental, then just what shall we call your comments? They were not casual observations. They were set in stone with a distaste for things that this man had done. You say that Sam stopped serving the lord. How do you Or I know what was in his heart. Yes you passed judgement. there is no other explination.
Let me see, I remember a guy from the bible who spent most of his time hanging out with the dregs and prostitutes. His Name was Jesus Crist. He spent his time amongst those people and not pious tight asses. Also I believe it is not for you or I to judge Sam. God has already done that. Was Sam a sinner? Sam was a man, all men are sinners and therefore fall short of the kingdom of god. YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO! I am Russian Orthodox and a Kinison fan. I like to laugh. Will God send me to hell??
i hate 2 burst your bubbles but i heard from him about how much he couldnt stomach the russians and they r nothing but scum on the earth so dont take it personal since your russian.
I havent seen any extra hair, She was not an athelete or anything getting the horemon shots. All in all I am quite happy with her. Her favorite position is NOT in front of the TV stuffing doughnuts and bon-bons in her mouth like the 2 American chicks i have been married to.
the story of Lot's daughters getting him drunk is a story of the consequences of human beings trying to fulfill God's promise on their own and not having the patience for god to deliver that promise in His own time. there are many examples ofthis. like sarah and abraham. however God will take our mistakes and make them work to His advantage. once kinison switched gears and changed careers, he stopped serving the Lord and became a servant of the devil. if you don't see that...
i never said i'm holier than thou. i'm quite the contrary my friend. i don't even pretend to be holier than ANYBODY. i struggle with a drug addiction that would have made kinison blush. and by no means would i ever say that characteristic made me worthy of the sort of praise you (and others) give to s. kinison. and i apologize, you're right, i did say he got to where he is by blaspheming God. and he became the darling of hollywood overnight because of it.
A couple last things. Sam didn't become the darling of Hollywood overnight. He worked long and hard to get to where he was he deserved every bit of fame he got. Lastly as I said before Sam mentioned God and Jesus in some of his bits, always warning of how vengeful God is if you betray him, and how he believed in Jesus, and for spreading the word I think Christians everywhere owe Sam a thank you.
mrsir. i embarrass you to be a Christian? so you're saying that you are ashamed of the gospel of Christ? (Romans 1:16,17)
A. i never called kinison a blasphemer and 3. i never said kinison's act offended me. i thought his religious jokes were funny. i don't even doubt kinsion went to heaven. the three ppl who replied replied to things i didn't even say and put words in my mouth so to speak.
You said in your comment that Sam got to where he was by blaspheming, now you never said anything like that, You called his comedy terrible, yet now you enjoy it. You constantly throw your holier than thou attitude in the faces of people who just don't care.
he shined a light on God you say? and he deomonstrated this by taking enormous amounts of every kind of drug imaginable? and having sex parties that lasted three or four days? (by his own admission) i suppose you think george carlin never blasphemed God either? and that he is in heaven as well... and that he is in heaven.
mr. kinison did not die for my sins. nor was he resurrected. one of the pre-requisites for the messiah. din;t misunderstand me, i thought he was extraordinarlyu funny. and definitely gone too soon...
I would like to point out a comment that zaxisbard made to me on another video he said and I quote "Mencia is better than Kinison" then he comes to this vid and attacks me...why? Well I'll tell you, he is a cop and he's mad because I don't think cops should be able to choke somebody to death for swallowing drugs. I guess this shows just how much cops can't stand anyone disagreeing with them.
imaginary tales eh? compare biblical chronology with secular history. written by those who refuted Christ's divinity. by your ignorant logic all of history is an imaginary tale. and here is how i know sam is not a legend. ask 1,000 people if they've ever heard of sam kinison. ask someone who are in their early 20's. then ask those same ppl if they've ever heard of Jesus Christ. and see who has more recognition. see which fellow is more legendary. i already know the answer.
I'm not disputing whether Sam is more popular than Jesus. However you say Sam fell from grace? I listen to Sam religously and if anything he always shined a positive light on "God". I don't think you know the facts about Sam.
i don't think you know what true comedy is. comedy is not dependent on how many different ways you can inflect the word "f-ck" and any variant of the word thereof. you want to hear some good comedy? listen to brian regan, mitch hedberg, eddie izzard, daniel tosh, mike birbiglia, to name a few... so you (wnd most others) think that "comedy" is someone being vulgar and dirty and racially derogatory. one or two jokes with those criteria can be funny. but not an entire career...
If you cant see past the vulgarity to the substance of the material that is not anyones fault. The best thing about Kinison wasoften one could relate to the substance and the ideas that inspired his rants. While Eddie Izzard is very talented His comedic style is based on pure thought. While Kinnison is base on gut reaction and life experience In a strange way Sam was the ANTI-PC spokesman In a time when people started pushing PC down our throughts, Sam was there to rant for us and make us laugh.
How's this, two sisters get their Dad drunk enough to have sex with them and they both get knocked up. I know quite the disturbing tale. Now you may be wondering, where did he get that, was it Kinison? No, Was it Hicks? No, Was it Carlin? No, actually that demented tale comes from The Holy Bible. Here's a quote from Sam Kinison in reference to Jim Baker " God kicked his ass man." So right there Sam admits his beliefs, he never turned from God.
Alitlwierd it is people like you that make me embaressed to be a christian. people can't even enjoy a comedy act without the likes of you going "You don't have the same beliefs as I do that makes you ignorant" It's fine if you were offended and/or didn't find this funny but don't talk down on people with different religious beliefs because in a way it is a slap in the face to God. Sam wasn't a blasphemist, he said a few jokes about God but he never made fun of him as a blasphemist would. RIP sam
this isn't a man doing a comedy routine it's a man venting his anger and hatred, and spewing venom because of a failed marriage and who became disillusioned about his place in the Body of Christ
Go thump your book of imaginary tales somewhere else. From what I hear Priests that slobber all over little boy dick aren't much better. Sam is a Legend, you are a nobody, Fuck off and die.
that was horrible "comedy". this is obviously shortly after his fall from grace as it were. what a tragedy. i've seen video from him as a revivalist preacher. he was amazing. even more amazing how quickly hollywood made him their golden boy and gave a gold pass to the hollywood life all by blaspheming our Lord.
Man your insults are weak as fuck. It's obvious you sympathize with fags who wear uniforms and buttfuck each other. Cops are scum, the lowest of the low.
KinisonisKing is right, I'm nothing more than a filthy child molester, I don't deserve to live, I can't help myself though, any time I get close to little boy weiner I just can't help myself.
Early Sam was brilliant. The "Louder than Hell" album and first HBO special were flawless and side splitting funny. He took comedy where it had never been before. Later on when he became a star he lost his edge because he was too busy getting fucked up and being an asshole. He blew it.
Sam knew.....Life ain't worth living....Your fate in life is only determined by who you are born to. If your born to rich people....no problem. If your like me and everybody else. You are a slave the REST OF YOUR LIFE to pay for shit that doesn't matter. If you can't enjoy yourself and live comfortably in your '30's on up..There's no point in living.
Completely right. It's funny I have thought the excact same thing that you are saying before. Now I don't think it isn't worth living. But working minimum wage is no life. I've done it. The main reason bieng there isn't any point to it. None of the materialistic things are nessecary. Big Screen TV, Cell Phones, big buisness does a good job tricking society into wanting these thihngs they have to work literlly hours a week to afford.
I'm not taken this message to 'heart'.....I'm savoring it as the devine and only answer as to why life is bullshit to begin with. Sam nailed that point in this clip. Way to go Sam! He could have been a prophet.
"I'm not taken this message to 'heart'.....I'm savoring it as the devine and only answer as to why life is bullshit to begin with."
You're not taking a message to heart that you call divine and the only answer?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Your prior post is brimming in calling it brilliant to have a bad attitude merely stated in a very, very funny manner. Life is worth living, obviously, only some folks are too busy pitying themselves to notice. Ones social class doesn't matter.
Gee....You figured out how to copy and paste someone elses comment......Well congratulations. What's next? Thinking for yourself from now on instead of riding on the statements made by others?
First, calm down. I haven't disrespected you or Kinison.
Which is it? Do you value the wisdom of other's in the formulation of one's own thoughts or not? You speak about how wise and meaningful Kinison's statements are, but I'm railed for introducing others?
I think for myself. I only refuse to be guilty of plagiarism upon wisdom that's not original to me but strongly applicable to the discussion and you'd be smart to address the content of instead of dismiss them as irrelevant.
quit quoting famous people implying they know more than sam kinison....just shut your trap....anything kinison says holds more weight than helen keller....she was blind AND deaf....i would love for kinison to go off on helen keller,and for some reason i dont think she would mind
i sense some sarcasm there jedicharles....anybody like this will not be a household name....if anything,people tried to hold sam back...and by the way,you seem to know of sam kinison,considering you looked him up AND listened to him...thats the power of sam kinison...and he's enough of a household name to have over 69,000 views on this clip alone...and 369,000 for his 1st appearance on letterman...kinison is a legend,so shut it,fatty mcbutterpants
*Wholesale misinterpretation of someone else's point.
Have you so little confidence in yourself and your point of view that you must resort to such childishness or is this as mature as you're capable of being at all?
im all about free expression,thats why im listening to sam kinison,and thats why im expresing my distaste for u,fucktard...shut the fuck up and go die in a car fire
Retirement....401-k's...complete bullshit. You have to wait till your life is nearly over to get the money you've saved....And then if you do reach retirement..You are to goddamn old or too sick to enjoy any of that money. It's a wasted effort. I see it everywhere...senior citizens working in fast food restaurants. It's a fucking sacriledge!
Great Point! I agree. I personally believe in work, because otherwise you can't survive, but I believe in pre-industrial revolution work. Farming, the Clergy, blacksmith, things that mean something. Having a strong sense of community and Family and of the natural world. Nothing like the world that we live in now. I made that sad sad realization of how long you have to wait to retire, if you even make it that long.
Look for his album "Louder Than Hell." Also, I believe it's on the DVD "Breaking the Rules." Another album is "Have You Seen Me Lately?" which you should check out.
Sam, you were the best brother. I am really sorry I never appreciated you while you were alive, after reviewing your schtick here, you were right on brother,may you live forever. John
come on people...Sam was the best, but don't lose the message. Go out and make your own way in this world, why do you think he changed from preacher to comic, he was unhappy, doesn't matter what your'e born into, don't use that as an excuse....go ahead and find what you enjoy and do it...
I've been thinking this exact thing for a while now. It's retarded that the world turns on you when you get "old enough" to become responsible. When the fuck did I ask to live in this fucked up world? When did I ask for the bullshit systems (government, school, jobs, everything involving paperwork) that everyone else created before I was born? It blows. Thanks mom and dad, lol.
My sentiments exactly. Then a guy, or girl runs to the Army and really gets fucked over, under and forever. Then they comeback and get a job in customer service. Fuuuuuccccck ooooofffff.
Retirement....401-k's...complete bullshit. You have to wait till your life is nearly over to get the money you've saved....And then if you do reach retirement..You are to goddamn old or too sick to enjoy any of that money. It's a wasted effort. I see it everywhere...senior citizens working in fast food restaurants. It's a fucking sacriledge!
id rather put it in stocks in an ipo with high growth potential. right now that's LDK. wait 5 years and see how it grew compared to 5% apy with this dollar currency hitting 5+% inflation yearly soon.
Sam knew.....Life ain't worth living....Your fate in life is only determined by who you are born to. If your born to rich people....no problem. If your like me and everybody else. You are a slave the REST OF YOUR LIFE to pay for shit that doesn't matter. If you can't enjoy yourself and live comfortably in your '30's on up..There's no point in living.
This routine, "Letter From Home", was inspired by Kinison's bad money management habits. At the beginning of the routine, he mentions that he got a letter from his parents saying that they had sent him enough money and that he was old enough to be on his own, hence "pick up the fucking check, Mom!"
that is exactly how i feel about life i gotta go to work my ass off starting at 3am every fuckin day for bullshit money no social life no chicks no hopes thats right i did not ask to be born in this shit fuckin life to whoever will hear me ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!
What do want chicks for??? Cook your meals and do your laundry? You can't bone 'em. Sex with chicks might result in offspring and you wouldn't want to be a hypocrite...right? You wouldn't want some jmmerman jr. to be ranting the same empty jerk-off snivel as you, would you?
A'FUCKIN'MEN Sam!.......You knew the deal in life.....I'd love to see your picture and name on a $100 Dollar bill saying......"Ya damn right I knew what I was talkin' about!"
kinison screamed louder than hicks. have you ever heard kinisons take on the kurds? simplistic and uninformed. hicks was dark, but thoughtful. they were friends, though.
I'm sorry, but no. Hicks was a philosopher then a comedian. Kinison just talks about stuff that pisses him off. I'm not saying he's crap, I think he's really funny, but Hicks, for me, was the best.
He was an evangelical preacher in his early years and became disillusioned by the obvious lies of religion, but you can see the fire here. A great man and not adverse to self scrutiny
Sam has a half brother living near the Great Barrier Reef of Australia. His name is Jaleelabob Baufingle, and he travels all over Australia, catching kangaroos for the international pet industry.
"Pick up the fucking check Bobby!" I'm sure here "Bobby" means "God", which Sam is reasoning with God that you ordered it so you've got to pay for it. if before birth a human is an all perfect spirit, as it says in the bible, then why did God gave birth to such perfection and made it an imperfect human being on earth? so u did it God, u made us imperfect, we didn't ask to be born, so don't expect us to clean after you. "Pick up the fucking check Bobby!"
Sam was a great thinker too.
arzadi11 2 months ago
@arzadi11 "You had to fuck"
xavierpaquin 2 months ago
@xavierpaquin what do u mean? fucking is god's given instinct, right? we don't decide to fuck, we're programmed by god/nature to fuck. how can anybody live without fucking? so it's not our fault that babies are born and 'perfect' spirits are turned into imperfect fucked up humans on earth. so god made us imperfect fuccked up miserable creatures on earth, so he should fix it, and not expecting us to fix his mess 4him. i'm not religious but i'm only reasoning using ur language so u'd understand.
arzadi11 2 months ago
@arzadi11 hm. i see your point.
xavierpaquin 2 months ago
@arzadi11
He said "Mommy", not Bobby.
frinkmhey 1 month ago
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frinkmhey 1 month ago
@frinkmhey he clearly says "bobby"
arzadi11 1 month ago
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To be more clear, the video is cut off at the start, it leaves out the part where he is talking about how his mom calls him up to tell him that she is going to stop sending him money now that he is an adult, so he goes off on this rant.
frinkmhey 1 month ago
ah, the miracle of birth and the blessing of debt since birth, what is it $175,000 now.
wheelmanstan 4 months ago
Is there a full video out there of this performance?
jeffbrak 4 months ago
YES !!!!! Gorgeous Raging Truth Spewed forth into The Cosmos!! YES !!
MrBeautifulba1 8 months ago
Sam you spoke what was on your mind. I respect that. You old soul you.
DuramaterOZ 9 months ago 6
That was scary.
5jerry1 9 months ago
Oh The Lulz!
ccronn 9 months ago
Goddamn this is fucking great and probably fucking true too.
"but you had to fuck!"
Grayto 10 months ago 3
Why the fuck did he have to die?? Why did God leave me and my generation with the bullshit comedy of today? :'( Dear God, we will send any current comedian you want if you'll bring Sam back!! Pretty please??? Please??
MySisterILove 10 months ago
@MySisterILove you complain about bullshit comedy around today, yet you believe in god? now that's funny!
CrippledNasty 7 months ago
I miss Sam too-----he was really unique.I think he actually got rid of his own stresses by screaming as much as he did---scream therapy.He was also a deep thinker and very funny.
I`ve often wondered about the driver who hit him head on in the car collision that ended Sams life.I`ll bet he was in hiding for a long time,knowing how many fans Sam had.
Wherever Sam`s soul is now,heaven or hell,he`s shaking the place up for sure.
pompste 11 months ago
he looks like orson welles in citizen cane
stlad100 11 months ago
i miss this guy. he shook up the world. good or bad.
pinboyjorf 1 year ago
Sure sucks being born and then living.
gnortznitz 1 year ago
taken from us much too soon!!!! we will miss you always Sam!!!
jerzeyboy73 1 year ago
lol a friendly message to mom and dad
44eelz 1 year ago
OMG, that guy was so distrubing! :) he kracks me up.
windmillcrusader 1 year ago
Whoever posted this thank u this lil 50 seconds has become my favorite Sam Kinison bit..
Basisforstace 1 year ago
Death Metal Rooster is the reincarnation of Sam Kinison.
jwandhistools 1 year ago
hahahahahaaaaa
ayrik1 1 year ago
omg only 51 seconds? LAME
Tsteve08 1 year ago
At 0:45 Fuck yooooouuuuuuuuuuu!! just imagine this dude singing in a metal band.
growupordie 1 year ago 14
@growupordie
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Which is what he did later in his career.
Knepperify1 1 year ago
@Knepperify1 :)
growupordie 1 year ago
@growupordie Actually he did...there is a standup that ends with a clip of him playing guitar n wearing a black bandana on stage with other guys...didn't find it on youtube but if you get all the standups of kinison online you'll see........guess it was Family.Entertainment.Hour[1991]DvDrip. Also, props to mutr0nics, Kinison was all about spirit, and Hicks even more, they just joked about flesh while being serious about soul....
kimerastudio 1 year ago
@growupordie He did.....and it wasn't very good :(
dannyd1572 1 year ago
@growupordie he did
analyzingfunny 1 year ago
@growupordie i THINK ABOUT THAT OFTEN.
BalinChainly 11 months ago
@growupordie he is dead
waclosh 10 months ago
That's kind of what I said when I got into a fight with my parents. Especially my father.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
hahahah
tremer88 1 year ago
this reminds me a lot of Hicks :)
(in a good way)
ladyintheradiator187 1 year ago 3
they were good friends actually......
504pro 1 year ago
@504pro yea i know he kinda took a bit Hicks did on assassinations
ladyintheradiator187 1 year ago
Actually this is from like 81 when BIll was doing primitive (yet funny) stand up. Sam was almost 10 years older than Bill.
Gossage54 1 year ago
@Gossage54 They were both great at finding the comedy in emotion, relationships, and beliefs. They were also great at expressing what is usually in your mind, but never said, during particular events in life. They were both people who entertained with no inhibitions or worries about what the audience thought about them. As Hicks used to say, he treated the audience like his friends, and shares what's on his mind; Sam did the same. Both were real down to Earth comics speaking truth to the masses.
KSTCBH23 1 year ago
Scarily beautiful.
reanimate21 2 years ago
He WAS and is STILL a god.....praise Sam!
jpdude5000 2 years ago
lol! r.i.p buddy
theeuprise 2 years ago
Great! Thanks!
spayspay 2 years ago
hehehe.Thanks. Just think of what that crazy SOB would do with the political dog shit landscape today ! I miss him.
steviebkhall 2 years ago
Sam is a angel.
badderthanyou 2 years ago 2
Alitlweird, to answer your question I am not ashamed of the book of christ, I am ashamed because our religion is made up of intolerant and arrogant people who think their beliefs entitle them to decide who is going to hell and who isn't. You are shoving your beliefs down peoples' throats, it's wrong. We get it, you think that the fact sam had a sense of humor somehow makes him not worthy of God. please just give it a rest, nobody is listening to you, just getting VERY annoyed.
mrsir4 2 years ago
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you cannot serve both God and mammon, you will love one and hate the other. you cannot serve two masters. kinison by his own admission left the ministry to pursue comedy. you are such a great fan of his, you should know this. read some of his interviews from rolling stone and other periodicals from that time. check out his interviews from when he was on johnny carson. yes, he did indeed stop serving the Lord. you can't live that life without grieving the Holy Spirit.
alitlweird 2 years ago
Not very good a dodging thie issue are you? As for reading periodicals from the time,I was an adult then and remember quite well a lot of the controversy.
I served 2 masters once, The Army and my God. The Army devoted to killing the Enemies of my country and God Said "Thou Shalt Not Kill" I dont see anthing being more opposing as that, But I served them both with devotion. It was not possible for sam to give up the clergy but still be devoted to god? You seen to know what lies in people's heart
trogTwisted 2 years ago
the bible said "thou shall not judge".only god can judge us,not u so please,swetheart,never judge the book by the cover.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
everbody that has sent me a reply has accused me of being judgemental and has extremely defensive (and offensive for that matter) not everything is good and acceptable before God.
"Dont use foul or abusive language. Let everything you say be good and helpful, so that your words will be an encouragement to those who hear them." Ephesians 4:29 (new living translation)
alitlweird 2 years ago
Ok i will bite if you are not being judgemental, then just what shall we call your comments? They were not casual observations. They were set in stone with a distaste for things that this man had done. You say that Sam stopped serving the lord. How do you Or I know what was in his heart. Yes you passed judgement. there is no other explination.
trogTwisted 2 years ago
Just like sex, laughter is a gift from god. Sam helped spread that gift.
trogTwisted 2 years ago 2
... then you don't fully understand scripture.
alitlweird 2 years ago
Let me see, I remember a guy from the bible who spent most of his time hanging out with the dregs and prostitutes. His Name was Jesus Crist. He spent his time amongst those people and not pious tight asses. Also I believe it is not for you or I to judge Sam. God has already done that. Was Sam a sinner? Sam was a man, all men are sinners and therefore fall short of the kingdom of god. YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO! I am Russian Orthodox and a Kinison fan. I like to laugh. Will God send me to hell??
trogTwisted 2 years ago 2
i hate 2 burst your bubbles but i heard from him about how much he couldnt stomach the russians and they r nothing but scum on the earth so dont take it personal since your russian.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
You assume too much, I live in WV, I was born in VA, And i was in the Army 1984-1992. Now my wife she is Russian. But i dont take it personal.
trogTwisted 2 years ago
oh,ok and im sorry i assumed u as russian b/c u said u r russian orthodox and i dont meant to.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
A Russian wife?? Those chicks are beasts. Who could grow a thicker mustache in a week you or your wife?
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
I havent seen any extra hair, She was not an athelete or anything getting the horemon shots. All in all I am quite happy with her. Her favorite position is NOT in front of the TV stuffing doughnuts and bon-bons in her mouth like the 2 American chicks i have been married to.
trogTwisted 2 years ago
the story of Lot's daughters getting him drunk is a story of the consequences of human beings trying to fulfill God's promise on their own and not having the patience for god to deliver that promise in His own time. there are many examples ofthis. like sarah and abraham. however God will take our mistakes and make them work to His advantage. once kinison switched gears and changed careers, he stopped serving the Lord and became a servant of the devil. if you don't see that...
alitlweird 2 years ago
i never said i'm holier than thou. i'm quite the contrary my friend. i don't even pretend to be holier than ANYBODY. i struggle with a drug addiction that would have made kinison blush. and by no means would i ever say that characteristic made me worthy of the sort of praise you (and others) give to s. kinison. and i apologize, you're right, i did say he got to where he is by blaspheming God. and he became the darling of hollywood overnight because of it.
alitlweird 2 years ago
A couple last things. Sam didn't become the darling of Hollywood overnight. He worked long and hard to get to where he was he deserved every bit of fame he got. Lastly as I said before Sam mentioned God and Jesus in some of his bits, always warning of how vengeful God is if you betray him, and how he believed in Jesus, and for spreading the word I think Christians everywhere owe Sam a thank you.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
mrsir. i embarrass you to be a Christian? so you're saying that you are ashamed of the gospel of Christ? (Romans 1:16,17)
A. i never called kinison a blasphemer and 3. i never said kinison's act offended me. i thought his religious jokes were funny. i don't even doubt kinsion went to heaven. the three ppl who replied replied to things i didn't even say and put words in my mouth so to speak.
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alitlweird 2 years ago
You said in your comment that Sam got to where he was by blaspheming, now you never said anything like that, You called his comedy terrible, yet now you enjoy it. You constantly throw your holier than thou attitude in the faces of people who just don't care.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
he shined a light on God you say? and he deomonstrated this by taking enormous amounts of every kind of drug imaginable? and having sex parties that lasted three or four days? (by his own admission) i suppose you think george carlin never blasphemed God either? and that he is in heaven as well... and that he is in heaven.
alitlweird 2 years ago
mr. kinison did not die for my sins. nor was he resurrected. one of the pre-requisites for the messiah. din;t misunderstand me, i thought he was extraordinarlyu funny. and definitely gone too soon...
alitlweird 2 years ago
I would like to point out a comment that zaxisbard made to me on another video he said and I quote "Mencia is better than Kinison" then he comes to this vid and attacks me...why? Well I'll tell you, he is a cop and he's mad because I don't think cops should be able to choke somebody to death for swallowing drugs. I guess this shows just how much cops can't stand anyone disagreeing with them.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
imaginary tales eh? compare biblical chronology with secular history. written by those who refuted Christ's divinity. by your ignorant logic all of history is an imaginary tale. and here is how i know sam is not a legend. ask 1,000 people if they've ever heard of sam kinison. ask someone who are in their early 20's. then ask those same ppl if they've ever heard of Jesus Christ. and see who has more recognition. see which fellow is more legendary. i already know the answer.
alitlweird 2 years ago
I'm not disputing whether Sam is more popular than Jesus. However you say Sam fell from grace? I listen to Sam religously and if anything he always shined a positive light on "God". I don't think you know the facts about Sam.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
i don't think you know what true comedy is. comedy is not dependent on how many different ways you can inflect the word "f-ck" and any variant of the word thereof. you want to hear some good comedy? listen to brian regan, mitch hedberg, eddie izzard, daniel tosh, mike birbiglia, to name a few... so you (wnd most others) think that "comedy" is someone being vulgar and dirty and racially derogatory. one or two jokes with those criteria can be funny. but not an entire career...
alitlweird 2 years ago
If you cant see past the vulgarity to the substance of the material that is not anyones fault. The best thing about Kinison wasoften one could relate to the substance and the ideas that inspired his rants. While Eddie Izzard is very talented His comedic style is based on pure thought. While Kinnison is base on gut reaction and life experience In a strange way Sam was the ANTI-PC spokesman In a time when people started pushing PC down our throughts, Sam was there to rant for us and make us laugh.
trogTwisted 2 years ago
Exactly!
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
How's this, two sisters get their Dad drunk enough to have sex with them and they both get knocked up. I know quite the disturbing tale. Now you may be wondering, where did he get that, was it Kinison? No, Was it Hicks? No, Was it Carlin? No, actually that demented tale comes from The Holy Bible. Here's a quote from Sam Kinison in reference to Jim Baker " God kicked his ass man." So right there Sam admits his beliefs, he never turned from God.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
Alitlwierd it is people like you that make me embaressed to be a christian. people can't even enjoy a comedy act without the likes of you going "You don't have the same beliefs as I do that makes you ignorant" It's fine if you were offended and/or didn't find this funny but don't talk down on people with different religious beliefs because in a way it is a slap in the face to God. Sam wasn't a blasphemist, he said a few jokes about God but he never made fun of him as a blasphemist would. RIP sam
mrsir4 2 years ago
this isn't a man doing a comedy routine it's a man venting his anger and hatred, and spewing venom because of a failed marriage and who became disillusioned about his place in the Body of Christ
alitlweird 2 years ago
Go thump your book of imaginary tales somewhere else. From what I hear Priests that slobber all over little boy dick aren't much better. Sam is a Legend, you are a nobody, Fuck off and die.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
Whoah, never seen this one before; that was great. I wish there was more.
captainsonic 2 years ago
that was horrible "comedy". this is obviously shortly after his fall from grace as it were. what a tragedy. i've seen video from him as a revivalist preacher. he was amazing. even more amazing how quickly hollywood made him their golden boy and gave a gold pass to the hollywood life all by blaspheming our Lord.
alitlweird 2 years ago
This set bridges comedy with philosophy. Awesome stand up from the greatest of all time.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
Tell me KinisonKing, are you retarded because you sucked a buncha cop dicks that poked your brain, or were you born so stupid?
Honest question! ;)
zaxisthebard 2 years ago
Man your insults are weak as fuck. It's obvious you sympathize with fags who wear uniforms and buttfuck each other. Cops are scum, the lowest of the low.
KinisonisKing 2 years ago
KinisonisKing is right, I'm nothing more than a filthy child molester, I don't deserve to live, I can't help myself though, any time I get close to little boy weiner I just can't help myself.
zaxlsthebard 2 years ago
I LOVE THAT MUSTACHE!
spawned7 2 years ago
LOL man i wish u had the complete video of this
leshager 2 years ago 2
GLOVES AND A UBER MUSTACHE
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28shioren 3 years ago
Sam was simply the best. Not just comedy, but lot's of truth.
JohnnyStorm2007 3 years ago
This is easily one of the best bits any comic has ever done.
thebeat945 3 years ago
fuck you
900vx 3 years ago
technically we all swam to the egg as sperm cuz we wanted to get to it; so we wanted to be born.
buttermold73 3 years ago
look deeper than that. He's talking spirit, not flesh and blood.
My spirit wants to know the mysteries of the cosmos. My Flesh wants a threesome with a set of 16 year old twins.
Go figure.
mutr0nics 3 years ago 25
Ain't that the truth, brother. Sam knew all about that.
Lehmann108 3 years ago
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Neekstarrr 3 years ago
haha
Wulfgar12 2 years ago
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Truer words were never spoken
crazedaf 2 years ago
@mutr0nics
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Right.
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And then he screams at the metaphysical realization and pain.
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It isn't hard to understand, folks...
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Knepperify1 1 year ago
@mutr0nics Make 'em 18, and triplets (why settle for a three-way when you can have it four ways)
MiniKirk 1 year ago
@mutr0nics Amen to that man. I know you said that 2 years ago but..lmao. Sam's view was identical to mine.
Madams1977 6 months ago
This is how we feel everyday.
jfleshdprop 3 years ago
"PICK UP THE FUCKIN' CHECK MOMMY!"
Preach it Brother Kinison!
Mowac 3 years ago
Early Sam was brilliant. The "Louder than Hell" album and first HBO special were flawless and side splitting funny. He took comedy where it had never been before. Later on when he became a star he lost his edge because he was too busy getting fucked up and being an asshole. He blew it.
Bopalena 3 years ago
I love this bit. lol
JAYLIB03 3 years ago
Sam knew.....Life ain't worth living....Your fate in life is only determined by who you are born to. If your born to rich people....no problem. If your like me and everybody else. You are a slave the REST OF YOUR LIFE to pay for shit that doesn't matter. If you can't enjoy yourself and live comfortably in your '30's on up..There's no point in living.
Mowac 3 years ago 2
Completely right. It's funny I have thought the excact same thing that you are saying before. Now I don't think it isn't worth living. But working minimum wage is no life. I've done it. The main reason bieng there isn't any point to it. None of the materialistic things are nessecary. Big Screen TV, Cell Phones, big buisness does a good job tricking society into wanting these thihngs they have to work literlly hours a week to afford.
Freecell5671 3 years ago
"A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships."
-Helen Keller
"Happiness depends upon ourselves."
-Aristotle
"Suffering is unavoidable and beyond our power to stop; what is within our control is how we react to it."
-Victor Frankl
"We are as happy as we decide to be."
-Abraham Lincoln
Sam was very funny, but taking his "message" to heart is mistaken.
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
"I have a very low tollerance level for stupid bullshit"
-George Carlin
"When your right, no one remembers. And when your wrong, no one forgets."
-Mowac
"Put a thing off until tommorow and you live your life in vain. Do it today, and if you like it then tommorrow you can do it again."
-Nipsey Russel, $25,000 Pyramid Gameshow
"AH....AH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-Sam Kinison
Mowac 3 years ago
I'm not taken this message to 'heart'.....I'm savoring it as the devine and only answer as to why life is bullshit to begin with. Sam nailed that point in this clip. Way to go Sam! He could have been a prophet.
Mowac 3 years ago
"I'm not taken this message to 'heart'.....I'm savoring it as the devine and only answer as to why life is bullshit to begin with."
You're not taking a message to heart that you call divine and the only answer?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Your prior post is brimming in calling it brilliant to have a bad attitude merely stated in a very, very funny manner. Life is worth living, obviously, only some folks are too busy pitying themselves to notice. Ones social class doesn't matter.
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
Gee....You figured out how to copy and paste someone elses comment......Well congratulations. What's next? Thinking for yourself from now on instead of riding on the statements made by others?
Mowac 3 years ago
First, calm down. I haven't disrespected you or Kinison.
Which is it? Do you value the wisdom of other's in the formulation of one's own thoughts or not? You speak about how wise and meaningful Kinison's statements are, but I'm railed for introducing others?
I think for myself. I only refuse to be guilty of plagiarism upon wisdom that's not original to me but strongly applicable to the discussion and you'd be smart to address the content of instead of dismiss them as irrelevant.
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
quit quoting famous people implying they know more than sam kinison....just shut your trap....anything kinison says holds more weight than helen keller....she was blind AND deaf....i would love for kinison to go off on helen keller,and for some reason i dont think she would mind
shaqpopcorn1 3 years ago
Gotta love the, tolerant, open-minded ones.
Well, perhaps you're right. That's why Sam Kinison is a household name today, they're dedicating coins, books, films and colleges to him...
...oh wait a second.
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
i sense some sarcasm there jedicharles....anybody like this will not be a household name....if anything,people tried to hold sam back...and by the way,you seem to know of sam kinison,considering you looked him up AND listened to him...thats the power of sam kinison...and he's enough of a household name to have over 69,000 views on this clip alone...and 369,000 for his 1st appearance on letterman...kinison is a legend,so shut it,fatty mcbutterpants
shaqpopcorn1 3 years ago 2
*Name calling.
*Insistence in ending free expression.
*Wholesale misinterpretation of someone else's point.
Have you so little confidence in yourself and your point of view that you must resort to such childishness or is this as mature as you're capable of being at all?
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
im all about free expression,thats why im listening to sam kinison,and thats why im expresing my distaste for u,fucktard...shut the fuck up and go die in a car fire
shaqpopcorn1 3 years ago
Yep.
It's all you're capable of.
Excuse me for responding to you as though you actually might matter. My mistake.
TheJediCharles 3 years ago
did i give you permission to comment?...shut it,fatty mcbutterpants
shaqpopcorn1 3 years ago
Retirement....401-k's...complete bullshit. You have to wait till your life is nearly over to get the money you've saved....And then if you do reach retirement..You are to goddamn old or too sick to enjoy any of that money. It's a wasted effort. I see it everywhere...senior citizens working in fast food restaurants. It's a fucking sacriledge!
Mowac 3 years ago 2
Great Point! I agree. I personally believe in work, because otherwise you can't survive, but I believe in pre-industrial revolution work. Farming, the Clergy, blacksmith, things that mean something. Having a strong sense of community and Family and of the natural world. Nothing like the world that we live in now. I made that sad sad realization of how long you have to wait to retire, if you even make it that long.
Freecell5671 3 years ago
This is why I do drugs
X1251822 4 years ago 2
PRICELESS.
AMEN!
olishkaa 4 years ago
Anybody know where this is from and where I can get it?
sxtdbs 4 years ago
Look for his album "Louder Than Hell." Also, I believe it's on the DVD "Breaking the Rules." Another album is "Have You Seen Me Lately?" which you should check out.
kmact1976 3 years ago
That was great.
fleshprop2 4 years ago
fuck you.
jfleshdprop 3 years ago
Sam, you were the best brother. I am really sorry I never appreciated you while you were alive, after reviewing your schtick here, you were right on brother,may you live forever. John
jopaog 4 years ago
come on people...Sam was the best, but don't lose the message. Go out and make your own way in this world, why do you think he changed from preacher to comic, he was unhappy, doesn't matter what your'e born into, don't use that as an excuse....go ahead and find what you enjoy and do it...
Long Live Kinison
niceex2000 4 years ago
I've been thinking this exact thing for a while now. It's retarded that the world turns on you when you get "old enough" to become responsible. When the fuck did I ask to live in this fucked up world? When did I ask for the bullshit systems (government, school, jobs, everything involving paperwork) that everyone else created before I was born? It blows. Thanks mom and dad, lol.
LAPunk1986 4 years ago
My sentiments exactly. Then a guy, or girl runs to the Army and really gets fucked over, under and forever. Then they comeback and get a job in customer service. Fuuuuuccccck ooooofffff.
distressed7 4 years ago
1/4th of homeless in us are veterens. the throw away soldier... so sad
cphoover11 4 years ago
Retirement....401-k's...complete bullshit. You have to wait till your life is nearly over to get the money you've saved....And then if you do reach retirement..You are to goddamn old or too sick to enjoy any of that money. It's a wasted effort. I see it everywhere...senior citizens working in fast food restaurants. It's a fucking sacriledge!
Mowac 4 years ago
id rather put it in stocks in an ipo with high growth potential. right now that's LDK. wait 5 years and see how it grew compared to 5% apy with this dollar currency hitting 5+% inflation yearly soon.
easeofdisease 4 years ago
Sam knew.....Life ain't worth living....Your fate in life is only determined by who you are born to. If your born to rich people....no problem. If your like me and everybody else. You are a slave the REST OF YOUR LIFE to pay for shit that doesn't matter. If you can't enjoy yourself and live comfortably in your '30's on up..There's no point in living.
Mowac 4 years ago 2
Where can I buy this? I love it
MrJeezus 4 years ago
His opening screed reminds me a lot of the late, great BILL HICKS.
PoffyTheCucumber 4 years ago
they were pals for a brief time in Texas, and both fans of each other. I believe it was when Kinison was 26 and Hicks was 17.
I also believe that this is during that time. Although, I may be wrong.
squirmypuppy 4 years ago
This routine, "Letter From Home", was inspired by Kinison's bad money management habits. At the beginning of the routine, he mentions that he got a letter from his parents saying that they had sent him enough money and that he was old enough to be on his own, hence "pick up the fucking check, Mom!"
ignoranceandwant 4 years ago
Go Sam!
quirpco 4 years ago
that is exactly how i feel about life i gotta go to work my ass off starting at 3am every fuckin day for bullshit money no social life no chicks no hopes thats right i did not ask to be born in this shit fuckin life to whoever will hear me ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!
jmmerman 4 years ago
What do want chicks for??? Cook your meals and do your laundry? You can't bone 'em. Sex with chicks might result in offspring and you wouldn't want to be a hypocrite...right? You wouldn't want some jmmerman jr. to be ranting the same empty jerk-off snivel as you, would you?
Call 1-800-OHH-WAHH
meatpress 4 years ago
I hear you, my man. I couldn't agree more. Kinison definitely puts it into perspective.
fuckingwomanhater 4 years ago
A'FUCKIN'MEN Sam!.......You knew the deal in life.....I'd love to see your picture and name on a $100 Dollar bill saying......"Ya damn right I knew what I was talkin' about!"
Mowac 4 years ago
only the good die young
terripin99 4 years ago
LOL OH MY GOD!
pinboyjorf 4 years ago
that might be my favorite payoff of all time.
I didn't ask to be Born! Pick up the Check!
matt192433 5 years ago
Is it me or does he look a lot like Ron Jeremy in this clip.
TPopes 5 years ago 2
he did look like him,lol!
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
somehow i feel that kinison had more to him than hicks.
mauritsfennis 5 years ago
kinison screamed louder than hicks. have you ever heard kinisons take on the kurds? simplistic and uninformed. hicks was dark, but thoughtful. they were friends, though.
rustybarbee 5 years ago
I'm sorry, but no. Hicks was a philosopher then a comedian. Kinison just talks about stuff that pisses him off. I'm not saying he's crap, I think he's really funny, but Hicks, for me, was the best.
crackcityrocker666 5 years ago
i agree. hicks could have changed the world if we just listened. all the while, kinison was a great comedian to laugh at.
NeoCritical 4 years ago
He was an evangelical preacher in his early years and became disillusioned by the obvious lies of religion, but you can see the fire here. A great man and not adverse to self scrutiny
ronny2471 5 years ago
to me this really sums up the legendary outlaw. Timeless. TOP.
kingcockrel 5 years ago
im gonna have to show this one to my mum!
kingcockrel 5 years ago
Is it anyone who knows what year this is from?
alven78 5 years ago
Sam Kinison = fantastic.
tobias89 5 years ago
PICK UP THE FUCKING CHECK!!! Hellz yeah^^ Dammit, Hicks and Kinison, gone before their time. Left one helluva memory, though!
otakursed 5 years ago
Sam has a half brother living near the Great Barrier Reef of Australia. His name is Jaleelabob Baufingle, and he travels all over Australia, catching kangaroos for the international pet industry.
HoratioHimmelfarb 5 years ago
Bill Hicks was quite influenced by Kinison, huh? I love them both.
chronophobe 5 years ago
awesome
ozmang 5 years ago
A true original. We lost Sam too soon...
tommyrock69 5 years ago
*whistles* YEEEAHHHH!! SAMMY!!!! WILD THING! *headbangs, flicks bic*
mystah 5 years ago