must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
if you call a guy a slut 99.00% of them myself included will not take offense to it
in my experience girls enjoy sex much more then guys the difference is they feel if they show it in society they might be branded as a slut. thus don't openly state they enjoy it/ have sex
is slut offense really... is it that bad that you enjoy having sex with people if sex wasn't meant to be then it wouldn't feel so good
the only reason girls get branded as sluts is they take offense to being called it
women don't give sex to men easily because we have a fear of being called a slut, women make men go on a million dates because if we don't, we'll get called a slut. men give women sex easily because they don't have to deal with any consequences.
it would be very easy for a guy to get laid if girls didn't have to worry about being called a slut. so this is a pretty invalid point.
I'm calling bullshit,most if not all women fuck assholes on sight history support's me.It's well know the fear of being named a slut excuse is well outdated.Asshole's approach women just like you yet they are not scared nor do they care if they're labeled a slut or whore.Maybe your different shit you'll be the first of only a few if so.Nice guy's get shitted on the most because most girl's fear commitment nice guy's don't.I'm in the middle of nice & asshole want me to pay for shit?....
@hot6235 Well then commitment is "required" i'm not spending hundred's or thousand's on you to be a friend.No i'm not a asshole most women love guilting men into emptying their wallet's won't work on me.I'm not saying you're one of those women.I'll wait for marriage but as for sex be realistic i'm looking for a actual relationship not somone who want's to hurt or take advantage of me.I'm 25 i want to get married and start a family.Most girl's & boy's fear commitment,You can be 40 & be a girl.
@hot6235 Boy or girl it's a term put on adult's who are mentally immature and/or retarded xD.I like you but your comment sparked that dormiant rage of all the bullshit of boy's & girl's as well as women my policy is be upfront & honest with me or gtfo.Also i don't pick the slack for men or boy's tired of wife's & slut's,etc approaching me.Fucker's are lucky it's frowned upon by society to bitchslap a whore or slut or unfaithful or i'd be warming my bitchhand up.
@bkeener86 I kinda understand what you're saying. I'm just sick of hearing the exact same thing all the time. "it's easier for women to get laid than men." when no one takes into account that it would be VERY easy for guys to get laid if there was no slut shaming. women are VERY horny and we have sexual needs too. what confuses me is that men prefer to justify the double standard than help get rid of it, cuz if they do, getting laid would be easy. don't guys want sex?
@hot6235 i agree and do help but 8 billon people we need help and there's too many stupid people and not enough tiger's & lions to eat them.To answer your question hell yes i want sex it feel's amazing physically & emotionally.
COME ONE COME ALL! The Honorable Yahweh Ben Yahweh invites all GOOD people (REGARDLESS OF RACE OR COLOR) to unite with The Nation Of Yahweh in order to learn how to bring peace between the races and peace on earth. To find YOUR way to peace, love, happiness, freedom, leaders you can trust and safety for children visit yahweh ben yahweh . com TODAY and read the "Good News" section to get started. Peace.
Say whatever you want. Some guys choose to wait. Others just say 'fuck this bitch' and move on to another girl. Some guys get heartbroken, some guys just decided to stick it out because its not sex that they want, they truly enjoy her platonic company, though of course, sex and a full long term relationship is a bonus if she so decided to.
He falls in the latter category, and he always thought that he and I were on equal footing.
So he's pretending to be 'nice' and interested in what she says just to get into her pants? I'm glad I only pick my guys who are willing to stick it out with me for months, the longest two years before he saw (or expected) any action.
@Astarte45 Well miss that for me means you are REALLY HIDOUS.I'd bang you thou.Just promise me you won't tell nobody ok? ;) Oh yeah and btw
1.He is not a gentleman he just has no game and can't get another girl.
2.That means you did not hang him to dry for 2 years.
3.He wasn't interested in you as a person ;) .
And by the way do not make judgement calls about me too soon.I do respect the girls I go out with.I just would not be hung to dry for longer then 3 weeks , month tops.
Me, HIDEOUS? HAHAHAHA! Sure, insult my physical attractiveness all you want, The less male attention i get, the better.
1. He had a girlfriend while we were friends.
2. Again, I didn' t know he was interested in me.
3. I'm sure I can tell who is the better man between you and him.
And you want sex within 3 weeks to a month? Great on you! I'll stick to my lovely lovely man, and you stick to the girls who give you easy sex. Hows that?
@Astarte45 Easy?!You call that easy?!Easy is 30 minutes into a bar talk in the bathroom.Thats easy miss ;).You are really messed up.What kind of a woman doesn't want male attention?!By your comment I can understand you are ugly.I take my words back.I wouldn't fuck you even with an F1 tire straped on my goods.
The kind of woman who gets sexually harassed walking down the street. And like I said, I'm happy you think I'm ugly. The less sexual harassment I get from shitheads like you the better. :)
@Astarte45 greats news i'm one of those in the middle of nice guy & badboy men & i can tell you not one man is gonna to wait more then 6 months to atleast get some sign of affection if your ass just continely has him pay for everything he'll leave because i will.Fuck being taken advantage of & yes it's happened once I learned from that mistake.Also it's only six months if you lead him on for those six months nothing by three & you've lost him as he'll think your just using him.real talk
@Astarte45 Now i'm not in anyway saying your like that astarte45 and guy's get sexually harassed as well trust i know.I'm one of those guy's & tell me when will the bullshit line's stop yeah i know never fucking desperate women i swear either approach me sane & confidently or fuck off and i'm sure you feel the sameway towards the assholes harassing you.I mean being a rude ass bitch doesn't turn me on yes you can talk dirty but only soo much & don't pass that creeper line i know right.
And its clear all you want is some lovely doggyfucking in 10 seconds, all the time. You may be willing to "wait" up to a month for it, but your ultimate aim appears to be physical gratification. I am better off without someone like you in my life, my chosen relationships may not be perfect, but they are meaningful and caring with and without the sex.
BTW: Calling me ugly is just making YOU feel better. I know how I look like, and you don't. Delude yourself. I'll be better off.
@Astarte45 You still don't grasp that you don't know me.Making a man wait that much time means that the chick thinks she can play with him however she sees fit...That is why I don't wait 2 GOD DAMN YEARS!
I *never* made him wait. He hung around for me. Like I said, I never knew he was *that* interested in me. *rolls eyes* Jeez. Can't you accept that some men are just willing to wait for the girl they fell in love with even though she doesn't recognize it?
I'm his first girlfriend. I will not marry him until he experiences other girls. We've been together a year now, and I am not the one to comment whether he finds me worth the wait or not. We're individuals and we've had our relationship problems just like any other couple. Its not a fairytale or a perfect romance.
@Deschuttes Yeah, in other words, you are trying to be the man, so you can brag and/or look down on other men for not getting pussy like you, which is why you believe in this double standard. And no I'm not a hater, i just know bullshit when i see one. If your motive is not trying to outdue other men when it comes to women, why would you try to be the "Master Key" you would just be a "key" who can only open one "Lock"
be a bad ass guys, thats what all girls want to be banged all over the place then leave her in her mind boiling if u care for her or not never say nice shit just be a man on his feet they love feeling confused and in the dark,be good nice and show them feeling and they will make sure to rip your heart out slowly cos the good guy always pays for the bad guy and the bad guy is always fucking ;) think about that bro 36 years dealing with these bitches hahaha.
This is the same old "because guys have to work hard to get the pussy" crap. The reason why guys have to work hard to get women in bed is because the women don't want to looked as a SLUT. If you stop calling them SLUTS maybe guys won't have to work hard to get the pussy. The REAL reason why guys like this want the double standard in place is because they want to brag and look down on other men(Alpha Male) if they are able the sleep with hundreds of women aka eliminate the competition.
@charles125 ok, did you read the part of my comment when i said "If you stop calling them SLUTS maybe guys won't have to work hard to get the pussy'' why do you want to go though all that just to have sex with a girl you realy like, so if you do get her you can put other man down who wasn't lucky to get in the san\me girls pants? what if you are on the other side of it.
@bread1000 Trust me...more women care about keeping the double standard than man...because women are more judgmental about women than men are. Girls love calling each other sluts. I went out to this party, made out with this chick (I really don't care about who's a slut and who's not, strapping on all the time and on the lookout for herpes) and next day her friend tells my friend that she was a "slut" mind you he never asked about whether she was one or not. Guess it just made her feel superior
@Ojokernegro there is a lot more pressure being a man than a woman anybody tells you any different they are full of shit plus guys are in constent compitition with each other on who can get the hotter girl, tell me this have you ever been in a situation where you were trying to pick up a girl and your friend buts in and she goes with him instead??
That's why i'm staying with that girl i have now: She the best man.. can't deal with all that crap when yu're single either. But yeah, there you have it girls! :D
Bravo! Men are visual creatures ladies...were ready to have sex instantly upon visual verification...no whining & dining necessary & no emotions needed.
Women haven't got a clue what men have to go through to get laid because women have their heads shoved up their cunt.Women will never be able to relate to men with all the shit we have to put up with women. I don't think women even give a flying fuck about what men go through. Women just want to pretend they understand, just so they can bitch, whine and complain about Men all the time and apparently how sexist we men are to women.
@ogrish84 That really sucks that you haven't had very good experiences with girls, but with your mouth, I don't blame them. Leave the "cunt" and "I put up with so much shit" out of it, and maybe girls wont be such bitches to you.....Jus' sayin..
Very wise man right here who knows exactly what he talks about and how it is with the female species. That's why I just said "Fuck it" and focused on enjoying life.
Sluts have it so easy because the men who sleep with them have low standards. Whose fault is that? Congratulations, you MEN are so completely fucking horny that you sleep with anything. Not my fault. I have standards. I don't like men.
Meanwhile, the sluts who sleep with these disgusting pigs are PROBABLY lonely and looking for attention because they're miserable and insecure with their lives. Not necessarily because they're completely fucking horny.
ii always tell the girls that i get with '' that ugly friend of yours is jealous of you '' i always look to create consciousness between the two from the start behind the ugly ones back!!!. so if the ugly one strikes against my dick.. my chick will strike back at her and i dont need to go on a defense mode then.. its always the ugly ones who wreck things up cus its true .. they are jealous , they dont mean to protect there hot mates , they just dont want to feel left out..ALWAYS THE UGLY ONE!!!
Contrary to popular belief women can't get any man they want. If they get a man, it might not be the one they want and more of what they settle for. And women are generally judged on their looks..and some work hard on that. I'm a man..and I don't think it's any easier being a woman.
@AMReyRey - While it may have been inspired by, or lifted directly from, Jefferies' statements, I think that picking on our friendly neighbourhood Bahamian Bartender is a little overzealous, and it's pretty clear that he spun it a lot further than the couple of lines and contextual buildup of Jefferies act. Good on you though for catching the title reference. I wanted to respond to the one person who mentioned the correlation.
im going to put this vid on the projector at my favorite bar which usaully has about 150 of the chicks you just described that regular men have to work for then get screwed over and then im gonna whip it out and do the helicopter with it :D
that damn cock blocker!!!! thats what you bring your wingman with you!!! my damn wingman can take on any granades for his homeboy, i would do the same....bottem line get a wing man!!! helps with those cockblocking friends
Skyy your the MAN!!, thanks for telling this women how it really is for us men, it really moves me. This is one of your best episodes ever! Iam subscribing now.
Two different standards, and men get the short end of the stick. Why is it when a man avoids the draft he's a draft dodger and goes to prison but a woman does it... Oh wait that's right women don't get drafted and they sure as hell never go on the front line. I tell you what, you women can be the players, and us men will be the hoes, and when we divorce your ass we'll take all the money, stay at home and sit on our asses while you work, hit you but you can't hit us, cheat and its your fault etc.
I dream of the day when a pimp will be visiting these cockstar alpha males and collects a hefty fee from them for all the sex they've had with all them stupid sluts who give it away to them for free.
EVERYONE THINK OF IT THIS WAY. IF THERE IS A KEY THAT CAN OPEN MANY LOCKS OR MULTIPLE LOCKS THAT IS REFERRED AS A MASTER KEY WHICH IS AWESOME TO HAVE.. ON THE OTHER HAND IF A LOCK CAN BE OPENED BY MANY OR MULTIPLE KEYS... WELL THAT'S A PRETTY SHITTY LOCK IF YOU ASK ME
I FUCK BITCHES!
hxnncht 5 hours ago
nice jim jeffries ripoff, own material hmm you would still eat shit lol
julzhickman 5 days ago
65 blue ballers hit dislike!
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65 Whores clicked dislike!
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@deeppurple28 so fucking true.... 65 Whores clicked dislike... 65 Whores clicked dislike.. there pussy is like the motion on the ocean vast deep
fedexxxx3 1 week ago
I love your accent bro =3
MuffpuffZ 1 month ago
THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
LOOKNG778 1 month ago
@VestaPirates ooouh fuck off with that shit srsly...!
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must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
VestaPirates 1 month ago
my 2012 resolution-work on keepin' the score even.
EskimoChild169 1 month ago
Massive flame wars in the comment section.
"Battle of the sexes", never gets old..
196096009 1 month ago
SKYY JOHN U ROCK BRO....
enocktrevor 1 month ago in playlist Skyy John Show
I'm 21 and STILL a virgin coz of this shit. I always get friend zoned.
LemonZeppelin 1 month ago in playlist Kick Ass Rants
@LemonZeppelin word bro...
CheeseWizzMan 1 month ago
So. Much. Win.
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Cube3Productions 1 month ago
i could listen to u talk all day
bubblegumpop34 2 months ago
I am 14 should i have sex?
1WhySo 2 months ago
if you call a guy a slut 99.00% of them myself included will not take offense to it
in my experience girls enjoy sex much more then guys the difference is they feel if they show it in society they might be branded as a slut. thus don't openly state they enjoy it/ have sex
is slut offense really... is it that bad that you enjoy having sex with people if sex wasn't meant to be then it wouldn't feel so good
the only reason girls get branded as sluts is they take offense to being called it
leftylethborg 2 months ago
READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women don't give sex to men easily because we have a fear of being called a slut, women make men go on a million dates because if we don't, we'll get called a slut. men give women sex easily because they don't have to deal with any consequences.
it would be very easy for a guy to get laid if girls didn't have to worry about being called a slut. so this is a pretty invalid point.
hot6235 2 months ago
I'm calling bullshit,most if not all women fuck assholes on sight history support's me.It's well know the fear of being named a slut excuse is well outdated.Asshole's approach women just like you yet they are not scared nor do they care if they're labeled a slut or whore.Maybe your different shit you'll be the first of only a few if so.Nice guy's get shitted on the most because most girl's fear commitment nice guy's don't.I'm in the middle of nice & asshole want me to pay for shit?....
bkeener86 2 weeks ago
@hot6235 Well then commitment is "required" i'm not spending hundred's or thousand's on you to be a friend.No i'm not a asshole most women love guilting men into emptying their wallet's won't work on me.I'm not saying you're one of those women.I'll wait for marriage but as for sex be realistic i'm looking for a actual relationship not somone who want's to hurt or take advantage of me.I'm 25 i want to get married and start a family.Most girl's & boy's fear commitment,You can be 40 & be a girl.
bkeener86 2 weeks ago
@hot6235 Boy or girl it's a term put on adult's who are mentally immature and/or retarded xD.I like you but your comment sparked that dormiant rage of all the bullshit of boy's & girl's as well as women my policy is be upfront & honest with me or gtfo.Also i don't pick the slack for men or boy's tired of wife's & slut's,etc approaching me.Fucker's are lucky it's frowned upon by society to bitchslap a whore or slut or unfaithful or i'd be warming my bitchhand up.
bkeener86 2 weeks ago
@bkeener86 I kinda understand what you're saying. I'm just sick of hearing the exact same thing all the time. "it's easier for women to get laid than men." when no one takes into account that it would be VERY easy for guys to get laid if there was no slut shaming. women are VERY horny and we have sexual needs too. what confuses me is that men prefer to justify the double standard than help get rid of it, cuz if they do, getting laid would be easy. don't guys want sex?
hot6235 2 weeks ago
@hot6235 i agree and do help but 8 billon people we need help and there's too many stupid people and not enough tiger's & lions to eat them.To answer your question hell yes i want sex it feel's amazing physically & emotionally.
bkeener86 2 weeks ago
repeated this video 5 times
Maxmurderface 2 months ago
COME ONE COME ALL! The Honorable Yahweh Ben Yahweh invites all GOOD people (REGARDLESS OF RACE OR COLOR) to unite with The Nation Of Yahweh in order to learn how to bring peace between the races and peace on earth. To find YOUR way to peace, love, happiness, freedom, leaders you can trust and safety for children visit yahweh ben yahweh . com TODAY and read the "Good News" section to get started. Peace.
4105lalala 2 months ago
Go onto Adult friend finder or POF.
The guys on those sites put women on such a high pedestal that even God himself wonders what the fuck is going on.
poonaani1 2 months ago
Being an asshole will get you laid a lot more than being the nice guy ever will. Trust me, I was a nice guy for too many years muahmuahahaha
war81r 2 months ago
@bkeener86
Say whatever you want. Some guys choose to wait. Others just say 'fuck this bitch' and move on to another girl. Some guys get heartbroken, some guys just decided to stick it out because its not sex that they want, they truly enjoy her platonic company, though of course, sex and a full long term relationship is a bonus if she so decided to.
He falls in the latter category, and he always thought that he and I were on equal footing.
Astarte45 2 months ago
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hot6235 3 months ago
Skyy is 110% Correct on this one!
deeppurple28 3 months ago
this is skyy's best video... his mimic and body language is superb and authentic as FUCK! hahahhahahaha i love it!
StRyKeR1987 3 months ago
If a key can open up loads of locks, its a pretty shit hot key. If a lock gets opened by loads of keys, its a pretty shitty lock. simple.
SparrowHawky 3 months ago 3
You know what we are Skyyjohn? We're fucking winners man.
On top of the world!
autonomous2010 3 months ago
girls called studs are usually drag kings
boomingpearl 4 months ago
So he's pretending to be 'nice' and interested in what she says just to get into her pants? I'm glad I only pick my guys who are willing to stick it out with me for months, the longest two years before he saw (or expected) any action.
Astarte45 4 months ago
@Astarte45 You crazy?Who is the poor bastard that you tricked into 2 years with no poon from you?
zippera95 3 months ago
@zippera95
1. The fact that he waited so long indicated he is a gentleman, and a person who respects me and my body.
2. I had no idea he was interested in me. We were hanging out as friends every time.
3. Sex was optional to him. He was interested in me as a person first and foremost. This makes him a *much* better man than than you.
In fact, that's how I weed out my guys. If they are in it for the sex, they are not worth my time.
Astarte45 3 months ago
@Astarte45 Well miss that for me means you are REALLY HIDOUS.I'd bang you thou.Just promise me you won't tell nobody ok? ;) Oh yeah and btw
1.He is not a gentleman he just has no game and can't get another girl.
2.That means you did not hang him to dry for 2 years.
3.He wasn't interested in you as a person ;) .
And by the way do not make judgement calls about me too soon.I do respect the girls I go out with.I just would not be hung to dry for longer then 3 weeks , month tops.
zippera95 3 months ago
@zippera95
Me, HIDEOUS? HAHAHAHA! Sure, insult my physical attractiveness all you want, The less male attention i get, the better.
1. He had a girlfriend while we were friends.
2. Again, I didn' t know he was interested in me.
3. I'm sure I can tell who is the better man between you and him.
And you want sex within 3 weeks to a month? Great on you! I'll stick to my lovely lovely man, and you stick to the girls who give you easy sex. Hows that?
Astarte45 3 months ago
@Astarte45 Easy?!You call that easy?!Easy is 30 minutes into a bar talk in the bathroom.Thats easy miss ;).You are really messed up.What kind of a woman doesn't want male attention?!By your comment I can understand you are ugly.I take my words back.I wouldn't fuck you even with an F1 tire straped on my goods.
zippera95 3 months ago
@zippera95
The kind of woman who gets sexually harassed walking down the street. And like I said, I'm happy you think I'm ugly. The less sexual harassment I get from shitheads like you the better. :)
Astarte45 3 months ago
@Astarte45 greats news i'm one of those in the middle of nice guy & badboy men & i can tell you not one man is gonna to wait more then 6 months to atleast get some sign of affection if your ass just continely has him pay for everything he'll leave because i will.Fuck being taken advantage of & yes it's happened once I learned from that mistake.Also it's only six months if you lead him on for those six months nothing by three & you've lost him as he'll think your just using him.real talk
bkeener86 2 months ago
@Astarte45 Now i'm not in anyway saying your like that astarte45 and guy's get sexually harassed as well trust i know.I'm one of those guy's & tell me when will the bullshit line's stop yeah i know never fucking desperate women i swear either approach me sane & confidently or fuck off and i'm sure you feel the sameway towards the assholes harassing you.I mean being a rude ass bitch doesn't turn me on yes you can talk dirty but only soo much & don't pass that creeper line i know right.
bkeener86 2 months ago
@zippera95
And its clear all you want is some lovely doggyfucking in 10 seconds, all the time. You may be willing to "wait" up to a month for it, but your ultimate aim appears to be physical gratification. I am better off without someone like you in my life, my chosen relationships may not be perfect, but they are meaningful and caring with and without the sex.
BTW: Calling me ugly is just making YOU feel better. I know how I look like, and you don't. Delude yourself. I'll be better off.
Astarte45 3 months ago
@Astarte45 You still don't grasp that you don't know me.Making a man wait that much time means that the chick thinks she can play with him however she sees fit...That is why I don't wait 2 GOD DAMN YEARS!
zippera95 3 months ago
@zippera95
I *never* made him wait. He hung around for me. Like I said, I never knew he was *that* interested in me. *rolls eyes* Jeez. Can't you accept that some men are just willing to wait for the girl they fell in love with even though she doesn't recognize it?
Astarte45 3 months ago
@zippera95 hahahaha that's fucked up :D
Ojokernegro 1 month ago
@Ojokernegro Yeah I know :D
zippera95 1 month ago
@Astarte45 Two years? Well, for his sake I hope you were worth the wait lol. Are you married to him now?
Ojokernegro 1 month ago
@Ojokernegro
I'm his first girlfriend. I will not marry him until he experiences other girls. We've been together a year now, and I am not the one to comment whether he finds me worth the wait or not. We're individuals and we've had our relationship problems just like any other couple. Its not a fairytale or a perfect romance.
Astarte45 3 weeks ago
Nice parting shot man. "That's a stud. They keep the score even." lol
heelrunner 4 months ago
I've watched this so many times, still skyy's greatest video!
ValiantLittleKing 5 months ago
SKYY I fucking envy you for your amazingness.
littlejay1994 5 months ago
dude your awesome and all that is true hahaha i laughed so hard
kevinwalsh794 5 months ago
LOL!
bcgirlzrock 5 months ago
Sex for women is like garbage. They just have to put it out on the curb and sooner or later someone will come by and pick it up.
SandersonSockPoppett 5 months ago
that "lets me friends" shit is a fucking soul killer....sadistic chicks do that shit.
KeithWasHere1 5 months ago
@Deschuttes Yeah, in other words, you are trying to be the man, so you can brag and/or look down on other men for not getting pussy like you, which is why you believe in this double standard. And no I'm not a hater, i just know bullshit when i see one. If your motive is not trying to outdue other men when it comes to women, why would you try to be the "Master Key" you would just be a "key" who can only open one "Lock"
bread1000 5 months ago
SO FUCKING TRUE
WeeklyVIdeoChannel 5 months ago 41
Studs for the win!
ADRENELINEDUDE 5 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! SOOOO true!!!
ENightmare69 5 months ago
OMFG I LOL'D SO HARD
AznSinner 6 months ago
One name. Jim Jeffries!
mbj83 6 months ago
"Guess what? COCKBLOCKED!!! Long range! You couldn't even see that coming!"
Cloudyshiny 6 months ago 75
be a bad ass guys, thats what all girls want to be banged all over the place then leave her in her mind boiling if u care for her or not never say nice shit just be a man on his feet they love feeling confused and in the dark,be good nice and show them feeling and they will make sure to rip your heart out slowly cos the good guy always pays for the bad guy and the bad guy is always fucking ;) think about that bro 36 years dealing with these bitches hahaha.
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fortunateartistcV 6 months ago
idk why youre not getting waaay more views, funny as shit lol
dmperu11 6 months ago
cockblocked long range.lol
BigShotLDN 6 months ago
This is the same old "because guys have to work hard to get the pussy" crap. The reason why guys have to work hard to get women in bed is because the women don't want to looked as a SLUT. If you stop calling them SLUTS maybe guys won't have to work hard to get the pussy. The REAL reason why guys like this want the double standard in place is because they want to brag and look down on other men(Alpha Male) if they are able the sleep with hundreds of women aka eliminate the competition.
bread1000 6 months ago
@bread1000 Yep pretty much it, so "because guys have to work hard to get the pussy" is actually a valid reason.
charles125 6 months ago
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@charles125 ok, did you read the part of my comment when i said "If you stop calling them SLUTS maybe guys won't have to work hard to get the pussy'' why do you want to go though all that just to have sex with a girl you realy like, so if you do get her you can put other man down who wasn't lucky to get in the san\me girls pants? what if you are on the other side of it.
bread1000 6 months ago
@bread1000 Trust me...more women care about keeping the double standard than man...because women are more judgmental about women than men are. Girls love calling each other sluts. I went out to this party, made out with this chick (I really don't care about who's a slut and who's not, strapping on all the time and on the lookout for herpes) and next day her friend tells my friend that she was a "slut" mind you he never asked about whether she was one or not. Guess it just made her feel superior
Ojokernegro 1 month ago
@Ojokernegro there is a lot more pressure being a man than a woman anybody tells you any different they are full of shit plus guys are in constent compitition with each other on who can get the hotter girl, tell me this have you ever been in a situation where you were trying to pick up a girl and your friend buts in and she goes with him instead??
romans52345 1 month ago
SKYYJOHN , YOU NEED TO DO STAND UP COMEDY. YOU"LL DO GREAT!!!
leonharts 6 months ago
CC HOE ;)
war81r 7 months ago
This was stolen from the standup comedy Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God
MiahX007 7 months ago
"Cockblockery" Skyy, you're a god.
BigkKinny 7 months ago
Skyy you the man ! Tell em how it is
hitokiri657 7 months ago
"that girl had huge vagina!"
she don't care!
skulrl 7 months ago
If a key opens a lot of locks its a master key. If a lock opens to a lot of keys that's a shitty lock.
xxjustindestroyerxx7 7 months ago 4
a cut with emphysema? haha unlikely but nice one! :)
miangooz 7 months ago
HA!
StyleGuy08 7 months ago
the man!
Rodmusset 7 months ago
o true Skyy! so true!
That's why i'm staying with that girl i have now: She the best man.. can't deal with all that crap when yu're single either. But yeah, there you have it girls! :D
Illnath 7 months ago
Uz gurlz aint like tht, so shut up!
XxHIDDENHEARTZXx 7 months ago
HAHAHA Cockblockery. Freaking brilliant.
dabawla 7 months ago
I'm a girl..... Hold on until I stop laughing....... Hahahahahahahahah........... Soo.... Funny... Ahaha but still kinda rude ;)
AllThingsGeek1 7 months ago
man i hate shaniqua i already had barbra and shanaenae i wonder how bon qui qui is?
MAn i hate long range penis blocking
MrAugoAugo 7 months ago
"cockblocked long rang" lmao
MrBlane47 8 months ago
I'll be honest, I've never heard anyone actually call a guy a stud. I also don't know any women who would date a man who has been around TOO much.
AirForceGirl05 8 months ago
Bravo! Men are visual creatures ladies...were ready to have sex instantly upon visual verification...no whining & dining necessary & no emotions needed.
newj34 8 months ago
Skyyy!!!! YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!!!
aadin 8 months ago 2
Women haven't got a clue what men have to go through to get laid because women have their heads shoved up their cunt.Women will never be able to relate to men with all the shit we have to put up with women. I don't think women even give a flying fuck about what men go through. Women just want to pretend they understand, just so they can bitch, whine and complain about Men all the time and apparently how sexist we men are to women.
ogrish84 8 months ago
@ogrish84 That really sucks that you haven't had very good experiences with girls, but with your mouth, I don't blame them. Leave the "cunt" and "I put up with so much shit" out of it, and maybe girls wont be such bitches to you.....Jus' sayin..
xMoveLikeUGonnaDiex 7 months ago
@xMoveLikeUGonnaDiex Sounds like you're on drugs. Stop rambling and get back in the kitchen bitch.
ogrish84 7 months ago
@ogrish84 .......**sighh** Good luck with your life hun.
xMoveLikeUGonnaDiex 7 months ago
@ogrish84 Agreed.. i like how you used cunt lol
mamobster1500 7 months ago
Very wise man right here who knows exactly what he talks about and how it is with the female species. That's why I just said "Fuck it" and focused on enjoying life.
85ZingoGTR 8 months ago
Sluts have it so easy because the men who sleep with them have low standards. Whose fault is that? Congratulations, you MEN are so completely fucking horny that you sleep with anything. Not my fault. I have standards. I don't like men.
Meanwhile, the sluts who sleep with these disgusting pigs are PROBABLY lonely and looking for attention because they're miserable and insecure with their lives. Not necessarily because they're completely fucking horny.
I just learned you.
ImaginarYxGoddesS 8 months ago
@ImaginarYxGoddesS You've not learned anything.You sound like a retard. Please get yourself a education.
ogrish84 8 months ago
59 women are trying to cock block skyy long-range
deathpool209 8 months ago
@deathpool209 One idiot is trying to get up-thumbs.
ImaginarYxGoddesS 8 months ago
@ImaginarYxGoddesS cool man no problem! i just voted for your comment = )
deathpool209 8 months ago
@deathpool209 How do you get man from my name?
ImaginarYxGoddesS 8 months ago
@ImaginarYxGoddesS okay woman. no problem! i still voted for you = )
deathpool209 8 months ago
"keeping the score even." hahahaha
viczam9 8 months ago
ii always tell the girls that i get with '' that ugly friend of yours is jealous of you '' i always look to create consciousness between the two from the start behind the ugly ones back!!!. so if the ugly one strikes against my dick.. my chick will strike back at her and i dont need to go on a defense mode then.. its always the ugly ones who wreck things up cus its true .. they are jealous , they dont mean to protect there hot mates , they just dont want to feel left out..ALWAYS THE UGLY ONE!!!
TheRey4you 8 months ago
Contrary to popular belief women can't get any man they want. If they get a man, it might not be the one they want and more of what they settle for. And women are generally judged on their looks..and some work hard on that. I'm a man..and I don't think it's any easier being a woman.
methunshow 8 months ago
LOL THE UGLY ONE COCK BLOCKS
hsu63 9 months ago
You obviously have never been to Atlanta. Take a break friend. Lots of hos here for you.
NinjaBooKitty 9 months ago
A key that can open any door is a masterkey but a lock that can be opened by any key is just a shitty lock.
SCSUDoyle17 9 months ago
Anyone arguing against this is an ignorant slut. PERIOD.
Peerland 9 months ago
HELLL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
p2kks7 9 months ago
LMAOO! cockblocked! LONG RANGE! :P
hoobastankrulez 9 months ago
A key that opens all locks is called a 'master key' but a lock that's opened by all keys is just a really shitty lock.
47571660 9 months ago
@47571660 People aren't doors. Vaginas aren't locks. Penises aren't keys. Faulty analogy is faulty.
TheCah13 9 months ago
@TheCah13
/fail
Cool story bro
47571660 9 months ago
@TheCah13 Yeah you're kind of a fail sorry
charles125 9 months ago
@charles125 How clever. What heights of logic your rebuttal rises to.
TheCah13 5 months ago
@TheCah13 Don't be mad because you can't find the novelty/humour in a good analogy.
charles125 5 months ago
@charles125 I can. You haven't made one.
TheCah13 5 months ago
@TheCah13 I was referring to the "key and lock" analogy, wow -__-
charles125 4 months ago
he had a like 3 second stare after the cat with the weird sickness
Stefan1819 9 months ago
Humingbirds and Daffodils and Candycorn AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA lmfao
hrmoore41 9 months ago
This guy stole from Jim Jeffries..... Dumb Swagger jacking african.....
AMReyRey 9 months ago
@AMReyRey - While it may have been inspired by, or lifted directly from, Jefferies' statements, I think that picking on our friendly neighbourhood Bahamian Bartender is a little overzealous, and it's pretty clear that he spun it a lot further than the couple of lines and contextual buildup of Jefferies act. Good on you though for catching the title reference. I wanted to respond to the one person who mentioned the correlation.
-Ronnie
Guear12344 8 months ago
-Btw, that's how you take a joke from another and make it your own! Right Carlos Menci... I mean, uh, Mr. Holness? :-)
Guear12344 8 months ago
I miss these Vlogs man you dont do them anymore!!!! put some on your second channel!
phabianx 9 months ago
my grandparents are dead!
shadowpunk4444 9 months ago
im going to put this vid on the projector at my favorite bar which usaully has about 150 of the chicks you just described that regular men have to work for then get screwed over and then im gonna whip it out and do the helicopter with it :D
TheGeneralCrimson 9 months ago
aaaaahahahahahahaha keep pressing 1 :DD
FebalanceChaosCrew 9 months ago
Sky, you're a fucking winner!!
twinswithcurls 9 months ago 31
go studs go keeping the score even :p
Aw3som3ologY 9 months ago
best shit ever !
randomacb123 10 months ago
You are feeking hilarious!
phatkickr 10 months ago
Love you MAN!! Your videos are so TRUEEE.
phatkickr 10 months ago
Ohh thats cold blooded.
gosciu555 10 months ago
Epic video. Man sky, you're awesome. You speak the truth with some impact behind your words. It's the fucking truth.
UnknownXV 10 months ago
This man is a prophet.
Youreallnuckingfuts 10 months ago
Amazing !!
SexyRolex 11 months ago
that damn cock blocker!!!! thats what you bring your wingman with you!!! my damn wingman can take on any granades for his homeboy, i would do the same....bottem line get a wing man!!! helps with those cockblocking friends
DGOyankee 11 months ago
haha homey's givin out secrets!!
TheDipset1233 11 months ago
hahahahahaha oh man
MrDOTAnonymous 11 months ago
you are so freaking hilarious
soarinivie 11 months ago
This is sooo true.... Its horrible. I hate being a guy :D
ucemujeproblem 11 months ago
Skys´s face at 1:19 is priceless!
XxFierxX 11 months ago
Skyy your the MAN!!, thanks for telling this women how it really is for us men, it really moves me. This is one of your best episodes ever! Iam subscribing now.
XxFierxX 11 months ago
@XxFierxX Skyyjohn is Black
romans52345 8 months ago
and the minute your backs turned, the ugly one "i dont really like him hes kinda creepy" guess wat cockblocked your done always the ugly one haha
drewbykinsey 11 months ago
lmao well said.
ernk72 11 months ago
preach on maaan you are telling the truth
shark6tangoo 11 months ago
Good Shit, bro. This is pure truth right here.
killamusiq 11 months ago
COCKBLOCKED, Long-Range!
xJuli3n 11 months ago
0:00 what a face HA HA HA
Slamwoo93 11 months ago
Two different standards, and men get the short end of the stick. Why is it when a man avoids the draft he's a draft dodger and goes to prison but a woman does it... Oh wait that's right women don't get drafted and they sure as hell never go on the front line. I tell you what, you women can be the players, and us men will be the hoes, and when we divorce your ass we'll take all the money, stay at home and sit on our asses while you work, hit you but you can't hit us, cheat and its your fault etc.
ATENakaATON 11 months ago 27
@ATENakaATON I don't care, in this world a Man has it a lot harder than a Woman..
romans52345 8 months ago
@romans52345 that's what I typed
ATENakaATON 8 months ago
@ATENakaATON AGREED I know i'm LATE but AGREED
MrSandmanTv 7 months ago
I dream of the day when a pimp will be visiting these cockstar alpha males and collects a hefty fee from them for all the sex they've had with all them stupid sluts who give it away to them for free.
69Geeforce 1 year ago
i would call a girl a player only if she could have guys on a leash and not be giving it up then a girl and reach player status,
but if she is putting out to 5 other dudes yeah she is a slut and if a guy is stick it to 5 other chick for sure he is a stud agree 100%
mattmatt1102 1 year ago
So true about the ugly bitches....I hate fuckin ugos that cockblock just because they never get laid
pr0udp3rv3rt 1 year ago
2:39 - kinda the opposite..
ThePrincessPerfect97 1 year ago
This shit is so funny cuz it's the truth hahahahah fuckin sluts!
DaveSomething1 1 year ago
To be a stud, you need to be good looking, well dressed and have a fake job,
To be a slut, you just need to be THERE
69salford69 1 year ago 19
@69salford69 Jim Geffries ? Lol :D
NOLiiMiiTZx 6 months ago
@NOLiiMiiTZx LOL it's funny, coz it's true!
69salford69 6 months ago
@69salford69 100000% Agreed with you (:
NOLiiMiiTZx 6 months ago
LONG RANGE COCKBLOCK LMFAO
mnaaleh 1 year ago
I like the way he says cockblock. O_O
SamPants827 1 year ago
Omg switch on the transcribe audio and laugh hard :L
kingnichendrix 1 year ago
EVERYONE THINK OF IT THIS WAY. IF THERE IS A KEY THAT CAN OPEN MANY LOCKS OR MULTIPLE LOCKS THAT IS REFERRED AS A MASTER KEY WHICH IS AWESOME TO HAVE.. ON THE OTHER HAND IF A LOCK CAN BE OPENED BY MANY OR MULTIPLE KEYS... WELL THAT'S A PRETTY SHITTY LOCK IF YOU ASK ME
zakharaya 1 year ago
1:39 dude i love you
cspr94 1 year ago
cockblock longrange! lol.
mysticangel17 1 year ago
man you hilarious i seen almost all ur vids thx for advice
mrpairhair 1 year ago
man u hiliarious i seen almost al ur vids thx 4 advice
mrpairhair 1 year ago
i say skyy for president
itchweed8B 1 year ago
oh the times i've have lost the game because of disapproving friend >:(
escobari 1 year ago