funny missed 100% football goal chances

[HackbartC]

omg in englisch schprachigen regionen heist diese sportart immernoch soccer ihr sucer!

football ist eine fast vollkommen andere sportart in amiland!

[KingMoMo819]

i think all the reasons is because the boots that they weared..

[pawnshopr]

soccer comes from the word association football, we used it so it was not confused with american football

[StormOfVids]

awsome



[sunborn12]

ok, no one fucking cares if u call it football or soccer! ITS THE SAME DAMN THING

[JD27076]

DUmb americans..That is not soccer..they dont use there socks to play..they use tehre FEET..therefore..called FOOTBALL

[grubsta]

@JD27076 we don't play with bases when we play baseball we use our hands, you don't play with

crickets when you play cricket. We can call it what ever the fuck we want thanks. Is it just me or do counties look down on Americans when it comes to SOCCER, i thought us Americans were the ignorant ones.

[JoeWhu1997]

0:10 he kicks it behind himself !?

[lukxxas14]

i hate when people say soccer :@ say football people

[KRIEGSMARINE1982]

stupid american assholes are not able to understand with their shity brains that there is no "soccer"! there is "FOOTBALL", bastards!

[TCsoccer22]

@KRIEGSMARINE1982 its really hard to say that there is no "soccer" because it exists in both America and Austrailia... soooo.... yeahhhhh....

P.S. you need to quit calling us bastards because.... YOU DONT KNOW US BITCH!

[KRIEGSMARINE1982]

@TCsoccer22 I know u)) u r BASTARD and SON OF THE BITCH!!! so keep sucking rather than writing here, motherfucker! In whole world exists FOOTBALL! only bastards like call it soccer, probably because soccer is like sucker - hahaha)) u like suching, bastards))))))))))

[MizClash]

0:17 fuck the rain... oh the the mud too.

[Crispy92]

2:30 ahahahahahahaha

[ventalion]

2:18-2:30 = Canada vs USA. Go Canada team defense!

[bonde421]

2.11 to 2.30 epic.....lol

[gedist2]

2:30 i want him to be my keeper @ my soccer team :p

[MrDumpster2222]

@gedist2 its not soccer its football retard. you americans need to know ur place. stop claiming things are yours and naming things differently. that saying as american as baseball or apple pie. well get it right the apples were brought to u buy brits and baseball is japanese fukwits. like if agree

[MrDumpster2222]

@gedist2 its not soccer its football retard. you americans need to know ur place. stop claiming things are yours and naming things differently. that saying as american as baseball or apple pie. well get it right the apples were brought to u by brits and baseball is japanese fukwits. like if agree

[RSGVXStuntmanVx]

@MrDumpster2222 Australia also uses the term soccer for football.So don't be such a asshole!

[fluffymole0913]

@RSGVXStuntmanVx But the difference is they don't seem to act as if they have authority over the sport, with the belief that they can say whatever they want. I have seen in American News Reports, the reporters insulting the beautiful game, calling it weak and boring... And we can accept their choice to call it soccer because their version of Football was around for longer. I call their version Aussie Football, I don't see why Association can't be called English Football or something...

[RSGVXStuntmanVx]

@fluffymole0913 whatever i play football. 2014 will be an awesome world cup

[Conducingpillow]

@MrDumpster2222 Maybe but, we need to know how to actually say things. Mainly the baseball that is Japonese. I understand though about the soccer should be called football thing. Kind of weird that that happened.

[imnotgoodwithguns]

@MrDumpster2222 we can help what we learned to say when we were little. You act like we say it to purposely piss everyone off:( It's just what I learned to call it at a young age:( I just found out the rest of the world called it football in 6th or 7th grade... Calm down it's really not that big of a deal:(

[MrDumpster2222]

@imnotgoodwithguns sorry about that, i was being a twat wen i put that, i couldnt care anymore :)

[imnotgoodwithguns]

@MrDumpster2222 cool:) Haha... Twat:) that's a funny word:)

[MrDumpster2222]

@imnotgoodwithguns do u not use that in america?

[imnotgoodwithguns]

@imnotgoodwithguns well we use as another word for pussy sometimes, but you never hear people call each other twats:)

[FollowingSwifty]

@MrDumpster2222 Where i live its called soccer -.-

[marcoaranas]

if it was a 100% chance why did they miss?

[fabregas404]

lol @ amazing canadian goalie

[TheAkhtard95]

0:39 and now you know why there arent any people in the seats behind the goal, because you will just get hit with the fiitball

[TheSoldier147]

0:50

[jukkafan1]

Sad music :(

[dadobi2]

this makes me feel good:D

[123tanay]

the quality sucks

[2SUNK]

unknownigor its not FOOTBALL u goddamn idiot its fuckin SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Br0kenisWIN]

@2SUNK

Your the idiot, idiot. Its called football everywhere else but in America, where you guys call it soccer. The correct term is football, NOT SOCCER

[2SUNK]

@Br0kenisWIN wow you're even more retarded than the person who uploaded this video. the correct term is SOCCER u fuckin dumbass not FOOTBALL

[99Flamingskull]

@2SUNK Asshole asshole, look kid cristofor columbus discovered america so soccer (the word) doesnt count anyways ass hole euorope and other countries were well knowed than ass kissing ameica asshole

[2SUNK]

@99Flamingskull "cristofor"? .. "euorope"?! .. "knowed"?!? .. "ameica"?!?! ROFLMFAO of course, how dumb would i be to not believe a guy who cant even spell to save his own life..

[YamiNogun]

i cant stop laught XD

[oShieldso]

@Christizm

You should score them as they are easy but sometimes people can get too excited or some shit that's why they didn't go in. You should score them though. Stop going ape shit over fuck all, eh? CUNT, DUMBASS blah blah blah... Calm down.

[leendert101]

the fact that most of these players make millions of dollars and playing football their entire life, doing these things makes me angry.

[jordanelka]

@leendert101 don't hate the players...

[R10rzadzi]

2:20 - 2:30 best part

[yahyagta]

hahaha XD 00:17 THE BEST PART HAHAHAH

[WingedJuggernaut]

2:17

OSAMA?!!

[IewanManUtd4Life]

so sad bcoz of the wheather the 0:15 part.. HAHA

[change110]

nice trick at 0:11 haha

[Christizm]

what a bunch of NOOBS how could those chances be wasted they should all leave the pitch in disgrace simply terrible I could have shut my eyes and ran backwards and scored them

[MrBladeProductions]

@Christizm mate fuck off you obviously have hardly ever been put in those situations their not always the easiest. The pressure it so high its really hard sometimes

[Christizm]

@MrBladeProductions fuck you dumb fucking bitch I played top grade soccer b4 and if I missed a chance like that I would kill myself I wouldnt wait for a pablo escobar incident I would fucking do it to myself so go FUCK Yourself and dont respond to this message you dont know shit dumbass CUNT....

[MartinManUtdFan]

@Christizm

Are you upset?

[Christizm]

@MartinManUtdFan no I would be if i was one of the people in this video but I wouldnt be so its ok

[mraotxt2]

@Christizm you obviously were only playing top grade junior football, u wouldnt know pressure if a 50ton weight fell on u, fuckwitt

[scfan1000]

great song :D

[SatsumaFIN]

0:15 haha that is just terrible!!

[Williqc]

2:19 WHAT A CANADIAN GOALKEEPER!!!

[4storyKinGzZz]

good video but the music is shit

[chivaron16]

2:19 usa suxx

[MCmaxim777]

shit i nearly fell asleep cuz of the song

[TheLegendaryLoser]

the song fits the video perrrrrrfectly!!! what a hilarious video too!

[2323Styler]

so silly

[pyfcmb09]

I couldve scored most of them with my eyes shut lol

[muthafuka11]

actually, when u play football, u will feel all this kind of wierd thing...lol.. nice vid..

[Navajocaliente]

does any one know the name of the music?

[bighugevulture]

2:20 - 2:28 

epic win

[zxcvb22able]

lol great vid and great compilation '

this video was hilarious

how can professional players miss right infront of goal

wht retards

[djspazzy]

Let this be a lesson to all the kids: keep it on the turf!

[SuperMilo15]

cry with fucking luaghter lol nice video mate!!

[Rascola]

Music made me cry! :-(

[crankybritishnany]

2mins 25 sec gr8 saves

[marker2034]

fucking soccer

[Ferretlover789]

first one crazy

[AlanticAz]

lol bl to those ppl

[ijsjefun]

you mean 99% chance =)

[halllashalllas]

99.99 ; ]

[xxxRaphaelfcwxxx]

@ijsjefun u r gay

[mrmod90]

hahaha!! there some chance of goal my brother he is 3years old could score!!!

[gingataisen]

Love the tune. This is truly pathetic!

[nick887887887]

music dulls my laughter

[99maxime99]

loool

[zhongtyc]

what is de song title?

[guitarherofanatic04]

what losers

[TortoiseKweek]

2:04 - Must be the worst - EPIC FAIL!

[waterblue13]

hahhahahahahaha...lolz

[Lego5614]

yo at 2:23 the goalkeeper is crazy

[NiuBBOceLoT]

music is lol

[4theprofessional4]

It's more difficult to miss than it's to score

[zwaky123]

a couple of them were just OMG how can he miss that

[SuperBobster10]

With this sombre music you expect to see a caption at the end saying:

"All these players were subsequently taken out and shot, for the sake of their own dignity. May their souls rest in peace!"

[dazzaboy04]

come on guys . . . pick out ya funniest miss :D

[ProEthan]

I'm all sadfaced now LOL!

[kiks2812]

lol

[mikkokoivunut]

wow at 2:03 that is just plain old sad

[Commander32]

the music is awesome! :D

[tejano236]

ITS HARD NOT TO MAKE A GOAL AT 2:03WTF

[tejano236]

AT 2:03 HOW EASIER DOES IT GET?????

[adams0020]

the 2.20 was the best luck of the defenders and from 0.16 was the worst bad luck of the striker

[theman0818]

goalpost, the best goalkeeper in the world you can rely 100% every time. Since 1848.

[jerstedterfreak]

haha^^ what kind of idiots :))

[muellermilch7]

look at 2:15..they wrote osama lol xDD

[theojason]

you cant say the are 100%

[fiiixuplooksharp]

you can with the first one ;)

[djikoise]

1:50..........................­......!

[KillerCornetos]

theyre like accountants who cant add

[samstubbthezombie]

3 times he hit the post so sad

[yahavxx]

1:14 BIG ASS DETECTED

[ChazzzaEustice47]

bloody hell, you just had to put diego forlan on at the end didn't you!

[terps345]

soccer players are nothing but chokers, actors, and floppers in good condition.

[manch3st3rutd]

love the music! lol

[Mynster95]

0:16 is not a miss! but a good video

[yap09]

yeah it is the ball stopped in the mud before getting in the goal

[mh509]

just just sad

[swiggedest]

omg im better then these fags...

[RaveKid92]

Congratulations your a fuckwit.

[heverson46]

so sad

[jpjose1]

rofl

some people just have bad luck like the guy who missed 2 or 3

latino heat

[QG65]

Men i fell in sleep on this music...

[TewyKaka]

0:18 isn't a miss, it is just the field who are horrible.

[LFC19Babel]

2.19 is amazing

[Tomiitoz]

1:05 is da best :)

[tam1991im]

Forlan...

[RIPOVAL]

GOOOOOOOOD

[ACHMEDROCK]

0:15-0:20 oh bad mud bad mud

[konsybob]

00:20 was just unlucky. Stupid mud XD

[jackroyd99]

dynamo kiev cant finish lol

[jcshiro]

forlan is very lucky that his team was winning 4-1... if it wasnt like that the fans would've murdered him

[TrammJamm]

xD xD...mision imposible:D:D ...Someone is absolutly unbelievable...

[bethynah]

LMFAO what are the chances of they sheesh

[the1111machi]

this soccerplayers are very noob

[osos20072007]

FORLAN OSOS RE

[ArielVercetty]

pobres vatos no me gustaria ser komo ellos,

[adio134]

the 3rd ones soooo funny

[ariannimani]

lol damn awesome

[whitehawk38]

nice vid 5 stars

[natlawns]

oh jasus, no wonder they get paid so much, they need to cover their disability costs.

[electrologic]

great music, very suitable!

[chrihern]

good music

[verryberrygirl]

is that tottenham player blind. Stupid, Thick than a bat. Isnt that liverpool player thick or what well liverpool players are thick