Lee Mack - Live at the Apollo - 3 Dec. 2007 - Part 3 of 4

[puredemoniczick]

What the hell did the censor?

[snowbarbieblue]

My mum is from Lancashire and has lived in Canada for 35 years, but her accent can come back very easily (Normally when she is annoyed with me or has just eaten a pasty). 3:32

[celeryg66]

My employer is from South Africa, need to show him that part, too funny

[LittleBubzz]

The predective talking sounds like me trying to text a friend on my iPhone, with auto correct on

[Radz117]

Am I the only one who thought his Australian accent was the funniest of the lot?

[connorhankey]

Hes one of the funniest men alive

[angryafghan]

Lee Mack's received pronunciation actually sounded quite South African. Listen "small antique watch........" @ 3:10 onwards

[UnseatedDonkey]

why are some words beeped out when fuck and shit aren't? :P

[Prajoedi]

@UnseatedDonkey because fuck n shit are english words.

[ytsjedi]

@UnseatedDonkey cos according to british broadcasting regulations "cunt" is a bit of a no no on tv

[IWriteSongsGetOverIt]

@UnseatedDonkey dont know but ill c u next tuesday

[MBGamingLegends]

If you haven't already seen it I heavily recommend Lee's sitcom "Not Going Out" it's fucking hilarious!

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

I HAVE THIS GUY'S AUTOGRAPH

[iTzChrisUK]

anyone fuck off ee hahhaa

[sbrookes1991]

what you doin in ere with that hammer? x]

[TheNewProdigy2010]

i love 3:19 =]

[3lettersufw]

12 people also had a sister who wasnt a witch

[kar88lina]

now, was that beep at 0:47 really necassary ??

[russellpercy02]

@kar88lina

on live at the apollo theuy always bleep out c**t which is pointless since they dont beep any other swear words out, they?

[Fordhandsfree]

Fuck, the south african accent killed me!

[luvveyduvvey]

hahaha! I love the Australian accent he does at the end!

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

fork and knife hahahaha

[Sesquipedaliantique]

2:28 isn't that the guy who played Kryten in Red Dwarf?

[FlumblesMum]

@Sesquipedaliantique Nah, that's John Thomson from the Fast Show. :)

[mhzx10khzfmam2]

the tourettes part killed me

[luna1463]

The saffa accent is bloody good really

[calumsmith2]

What you doing in here with that hammer!?!?!!?!

[MrPoundNote]

The bit with the posh people shitting on the christmas tree gets me every time

[saintcasper91]

'If you can't beat em, what's the point in having kids?'

[AliciaMooVProducts]

Bloody hilarious. Oh I love it. So good. Thanks!!

[snakkajak]

ive never cried from laughing before

[foaddude]

searched for this for ages predictive talking fucking amazing

[IISweatzII]

holy shit im am actually crying right now because of laughter.......ahhhhh shit m8t the predictive talking is just fucked up loool cant stop the tears XD

[zarakitten99]

I knew he'd say about Tourettes when he did the predictive texting thing XD

[LegalTender91]

Kill your parents, kill them, kill them!

[bethanyamylister10]

i remember the last thing my nan said to me "what you doing in there with that hammer" lol xx

[bethanyamylister10]

anyone fuck coffee, half a cup? half fuck up !! lol

[anakin87654]

what did u have 4 your dinner today?

uhhhh FUCK OFF! i mean fish lol

[TheMechanicalFox]

The predictive text thing is brilliant

[NzHeartagram]

whats the expletive at 0:46?

[giraffefan111]

@NzHeartagram if u mean what they beeped out it is "cunts"

[gtc123killie]

i nearly died laughin at the south african accent then swear i passed over to the other side with that gem of an australian one that followed, absolute class

[thugzzz2]

yh wohoo lanchashire =]]]]]

[NiCoDeimus]

So true about the Lancastrian accent, I'm almost glad I've lost mine *grins*

[wardez100]

lets get cunted and shit on the christmas tree you dirty bitch!

ROFLMFAO

[craziepopz]

i went to my mate's nans house and we did the swearing thing, it was freakin hilarious.

[prittyprincess11x]

Numbty..

[Broughy90]

'What are you doing in here with that hammer?' lmao

[ed1ss]

When he does the air scratching on his invisible deck after the Auzzie accent is priceless.

For the kids...

[Co2Und3rground]

The south africa joke almost killed me! too funny!

[fiercebeotch]

My mate is from South Africa an now I can't listen to her talk without laughing x_x

[dy2cakc1]

im from south afrika!!!!!!!!!!

[ajicorath]

The backwards South African thing is one of my favourite comedy moments =]

[jazzy4sax]

thank you for uploading !

[MattAffekted]

lol omg the aussie accent "immmmmm from melbourne mate" lol hahaha

[tablatom]

Last thing my Gran said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT HAMMER?!?!?!?!?"

LOL

[nowthennowthen1]

very funny bloke.

[khayyamah]

This guy is so underrated

[Cassandria12]

immmmm from melbon mate :D lol

[Blurgghh]

3:43 lmao :L

[musicdilemma]

love it lol

[oOZePirateOo]

so right about the south african accent lol :)

[antonimbret]

Oh my god I almost broke my jaw laughin when he did the south african accent

[JennyBotha]

@antonimbret I am from South Africa, he did that pretty well. I pissed myself laughing. I have shown all my family this <3

[softie2]

@JennyBotha You shown them the piss or this video?

[vxSMOKEYxv]

so u spam all the videos with the same comment?

[coltsuperocean10]

zorgoth22, you dont get out much do you. All comedians pretty much do the same act for each tour. Some comedians do 40 to 50 dates on a tour, do you really think they have 50 different sets? Muppet, just enjoy, and wait for the next tour for some fresh stuff!!

[IISCULLYII]

his new zealand accent is perfect

[IISCULLYII]

south african*

[mrumin1]

Funniest stand up routine i ve ever seen pure genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Radz117]

1:47 the penny drops

[LOLAGE123RC]

fish and mushy shit !! lmao i nearly died

[ram22bull72]

lol at predictive talkin!

[parth010791]

3.30 onwards is genius

[Radz117]

YES!

[Filligan]

This man is killing me.

[Radz117]

Australian and South African joke is genius.

[pancake93]

omg yeh.

[archersgirlx]

hahahahaha xxxxxxxxx

[thefentigers]

the south african accent bit is the funniest thing ever, lee mack owns

[ovavoo]

I remember what my nan said to me just before she died....."what are you doing with that hammer"

[George36th]

if u cant beat them ... wats the point in havin kids???

(100 comment i think, yay!!!)

[raggzwasere]

the terrets part fukin hillarious :D hahahahaha

[Obsidian1392]

yhyhyhy boy

[07terryj]

Bladdydrongo they're not tits thats fat

[bladdydrongo]

Well I suppose, technically, all tits are fat. Nevertheless, I wouldn't mind a grope of 'em :-P

[conbi9]

mushy shit lol

[mesticoprincesa]

LOL the south african accent sounds just like my ex

[bladdydrongo]

Lovely breasts @ 3:26

[Anderman6]

this guy is a legend!

[Rocklobster933]

if you can't beat 'em.... whats the point in having kids

[insibrex]

really shoes in a shoe shop it where great i couldnt believe it! LMAO

[BR4DL3I9H]

The South AfricaN and australian accents part almost killed me with laughter.

[marvinthemartian2001]

This guy is so confident in his performances, he's fantastic.

[slaimy76]

@marvinthemartian2001 its called the alcohol effect

[rictommo101]

very funny

[eleihtg]

peas and mushy cunts!

[BenEyah]

how cum they beep out certain words but leeve in shit

[bar92bar]

They beep out Cunt & leave all the others in

[BenEyah]

i luv the south africans bit fukin hilarius

[fielding78]

this boy is funny as hell, imoff to check more of his videos

[bladdydrongo]

3:45 onwards XD LMAO!!!

[babyhorse3]

this guys a legend

[JTiMo666]

FISH AND MUSHY SHIT LOL

[slamminsamshuts]

Theres no fork and knife nan! Superb

[AshleighLampard]

This was the first ever time I had watched Lee Mack and oh my god is he hilarious or what. This part is my favourite,with the accents :D I could not stop laughing and I cant stop watching it. Definitely a funny funny man,I must buy his DVD

[Gillythevillan]

my nan was great i remebr the last fing she sed before she died......WHAT U DOIN IN HERE WITH THT HAMMER

[balinboy101]

this guy is a fucking legend

[theblackone2006]

"oh about 40 fucking years mate fucking love it mate"

[xRockyHorrorLoverx]

Have you seen his one when he ode the french advert?

if so can you send it to me :)

I love this video

thanx for uploading it :)

x

[spickface]

Its on the 05 live at the apollo part 4

[nipperoid]

BARBARA

[bensexton]

ADD & Predictive Talking... Brilliant!

[RaiCoss]

3:55 onwards LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

[psychicdumass]

lol bit at end bout ppl talkin is class. best out of all 4 parts i think

[gingy0vitus]

hahahaha the evil seed of saten !!!! set fire to her lol ! hahahaha WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER !!!!

[bethakneeH]

"thank fuck for that! let's get *beep* and shit on the christmas tree you dirty bitch!"

hell he's hilarious!

[kooldog98]

anyone want fuck offee

[rsnublit]

kill your parents! kill them! kill them!!!!!!

[noodles17]

ive got tourettes and he couldn't be more right haha!! XD

[Krowded]

"Beep"? There's actually a beep among all the "shit" and "fuck"?! XD

[yourRETARDEDomg]

It's when he says Cunt lol

[OriginalHazeBX]

Mushy shit!

[Meatybenji116]

no fork and knife lol use the fork and chopsticks lol 5/5 that was the best

[MizMilan93]

whahahah

[tiansies]

mate ur shit.. nd ur joke about the aussies nd south africans isint even funny u twat!! fuck u!

[richisimp]

fuckup and get a sense of humor, its a joke

[treksession77dan]

im southafrican and i find it hillarious

[stefidoo]

LMAO the lancashire accent is SO spot on. hahaha

[Dushdi]

It would be spot on he was born in blackburn lancashire.

[snowytheduck]

"what you doing with that hammer!"

PMSL!

[wecfilms]

long live the north!!!

[benik123]

...for the kids.

[helpeck1]

this was sooo funny ...south african accent ha ha ha

[rob1988taylor]

that bit made me cry with laughter!!

[DarkDust666]

AMAZIN VID!!!!! LEE MACK ROCKS \m/ -_-\m/

[Quadruna]

Anyone fuckoffee?

[loveingmangas1]

3:20 to 4:30 aha

[Perrep89]

why the fuck is this censored?

[wecfilms]

its cunt

[fahimrz]

awesome.loved it

[Bluestudiosuk]

"Eating my peas and looked in and there where peas it was great"

[hargreaves4united]

lee mack is funny

[revcom301]

Best bit...

"WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"

[HeartsTimeOfSnow]

look on the bright side if she had floated we would have had to set fire to her anyway - love him, soo funny, brilliant guy!

[davidvickery]

Ahh the south african accent, class!

[nixkid007]

Really shoes i na shoe shop couldn't believe it, it were great

Bought a tin of peas opened em up looked inside n there were peas couldn't believe it, it were great!

[nixkid007]

Legendary.

[PompeyBoy15]

my names lee and im from england... my names dave and i com from south africa!!

legend

[ThatYellowDuckey]

Does his impression of posh people remind anyone of the way Billy Connelly imitates them?

Lee Mack is awesome.

[pinocchio22]

anyone for coffee? My god he's brilliant!

[waynegoodman]

why do yanks have to say haten SPEAK ENGLISH AND STOP RUINING IT

[Dushdi]

Love him and his comedy to bits... so funny.

[brammy4321]

the touretts bit is funny

[threecardmontegirl]

legendary!

[thingthingy]

Odd that they bleeped out fuck earlier on, and then allowed it a few minutes later in the vid.

God I hate censorship.

[fifelassie91]

Bet it was cunts they bleeped out earlier.

[Mintydeadman]

yep, it was cunt that was censored.

[cyberlama]

"for the kids" hahaha

[berrittachick]

he's so funny lol

[omega255]

if you can't beat 'em, what's the point of having kids?

lol

[RustiSwordz]

No fookin knife!

[USArmy31]

I dont know, i probably try have to use forken chopsticks u patronizing paraliticle shit!

[RustiSwordz]

Kill your parents, kill them!

[cmacmuiris]

i thot it was patronizing pair of little cunts!??

[USArmy31]

i dont know, i was guessing wat he was saying so dont be haten.