Hello, I just murdered your cat.

[Harleyquinn191]

this is why you never let your fucking cat outside.

dumbasses.

[psychoguy1017]

My tire was thumping

I thought it was flat

I looked at your tire,

I noticed your cat!  Sorry LMAOOOOOOO

[ZarukaCamoran]

engage now personal army!

[sharpierainbow]

SETH ROGAN

[FLESKFIST]

I was able to hold through "massive damage" but had no chance when i got to "i scraped cat off my tire with the ice scraper"

ah jees

[Doublejuicebox]

IM GONNA COCKSLAP YOU

[dickdos]

wow you fat faggot I hope one day a a Lion or tiger mauls you to death the same way you murdered the cat

[Dogsoldier22]

You shoulda ate that cat. Fuck it dont let it go to waste but hey man lifes a bitch. Best you can do is try to roll with the punches. We all have shitty days but life is as good as you make it. Im drunk so lifes great. Its 2pm and ive been drinking since 8am. Lifes real good.

[Momaroloki]

That noise was all the shit squirting out of the cat, because you squeezed it like a toothpaste tube!

[LylaDagger]

Yeah. Every Cat we've had got ran over or ran away. We were SO good to them. lol one even though he was a dog because he was raised with some. but as I said, ran over. I swear the guy sworved to hit him too because there was tire tracks on the side of the road where he was.

[bashavzsify]

my cat had kittens about 4 weeks ago and while my friend was over i threw some pillows on my chair and about 2 minutes later my friend sat on the chair and about 3 minutes later we got up to go outside and he left i threw the pillows on my bad i saw one the kittens were under it... dead i kept on thinking it was my fault for about a week....

[chrised07]

hahah where are you ill come support your crazy ass hahaha

[logicalfilth]

lol massive damage! to the cat!

[Drpepper687]

1) Keep your hair short. You look better/skinnier.

2) Go out and get a girlfriend if you dont have any "support".

3) People shouldnt let their animals run free. Some do, their animals get killed and they never learn the lesson. People are stupid.

[doctorturkleton]

I'd be crying if I hit someone's cat. Like seriously.

:c

[Kalinor]

HEY NICE POOP! WILD GOOD!

[tobzo]

@wackojackoSUCKS:

haha, SO true! :D

[Demarini71691]

i subscribed for your fucking hilarious description. hahahahaha, "i totaled that cat"

[franesBlamescheezytv]

No you killed a kitty! At least you feel bad.

[violatorriot26]

why you freaking kill a cat watch the streest stupid!

[baryldrummer]

Animals aren't always the smartest. They run out in front of traffic and get hit all the time, so don't blame the person driving the car. It isn't as if they set out to do it. I watched a squirrel get run over because it ran out out the worst possible time. So yeah. Chill the fuck out.

[ArgotSpell]

lol lawls lawlllzzzz

[drpdeadamber]

haha oh my god. you're hilarious.

[kittenscakeandmakeup]

You're like a.... seth rogen... but not a douche

[igoogle5]

i thought you were a "manly man"

i support you by the way :p

[dimebag4lyfe]

didnt you take it to a vets or anything?? or contact the owner?

[TYNYTR]

you should kill your self.oh and the cat was killing itself because it saw you coming and wanted to die so it jumped under the xar.MMFWCL to all the JUGGALOS

[TheFutureIsMind]

O_o Something about you A.) Pisses me off and B.) Is highly amusing.

I can't determine the reason for either.

[olelyn]

0:58 fap fap?

[ilovebradnowell]

I actually like your hair short.

[madelinegracesmith]

D: i'd support you!

:| i seem like some crazed, obsessive internet girl.

yaaayy...

[AwsomeRetardMan]

u make videos with apple laptops

[Truth0rDeath]

I ran over a cat once... I thought it was dead... Then another cat came over and sniffed it's limp body laying on the road...

The cat that I ran over then started to flop around in the middle of the street. Like it's back legs were no longer functional from some the severe spinal injury that my wheels inflicted upon it.

I thought about running it over a second time to finish the job... Or rather put it out of its misery but I chickened out and drove off.

Poor kitty.

[dimebag4lyfe]

omg dude!? didnt you even think about a vets?

[Truth0rDeath]

No. Besides I'm not gonna pay to fix a cat dumb enough to run right out in front of my wheels as I pass by.

I think it was a stray anyway. Didn't see a collar.

[dimebag4lyfe]

good point

[RobertELee08]

Pussy...

[shlelie]

fuck u

[deathzombee]

omg you killed my cat you kuso atama haha just kidding

[liamwakeman4007]

inflicted masive damage. haha

[chipperboy20]

"involuntary catslaughter" hahahah

[midoking56]

thats a little depresing...

[KYJellyKelly]

Aww!

This fat asian kid ran over a dog with his bike at school once. Like, an actual bicycle, and I think it might've died, dunno, I had to leave. He flipped over his handebars haha, funny as fuck.

[sphinxmunkey]

Obviously the thumbs down you have recieved (not from me) proves that it is indeed still funny.

[BrookieBOJANGLES]

I was talking to you this night. I remember lol. I was pissed that you cut it!

[MitchDunn4444]

Omg i laughed soooo hard

[PauloLosbanes]

"the holocaust"

oh god i lol'd

[uhhohhhayley]

aweee!!!!! poor kittyy. hahah.

[IAmMrChainSaw]

They know perfectly well where to piss and shit.

[blowfly2]

mine didnt, had to kill it :/

[siddallOVmanny]

its called house training mate my cat meows at the door to go out

[SamE9111]

shit man, grow a jew fro and you could be seth rogan

[Aimy58]

LMAO at the last bit XD. and you're just like "luhlz.." :D:D

[majorpainismyname]

2:07 to 2:30 is the best lol

[kotsibaby]

ur the MAN

[dawnsharicedial]

i would go out with u!

:D lol

[HammerheadTV]

What happened to your GF? and werent you working at a printing studio or something what happened.. i gues i kinda skipped thru all ur middle videos and just watched the first couple and the most recent ones

[josephbrookss]

....weirdo

[XDancinginyourdustXx]

aha one time a long time ago when i was a kid maybe 6 or 7 i ran over this squirrel with my bike and i cried i was like balling over this squirrel. i still feel bad about that=\

[Dragonlegs15]

I've never gotten within three feet of a wild squirrel. And to actually RUN one over with a BIKE at that age? Thats just props to you sir.

[captaincadavor]

its called survival of the fittest.

[rutledgeml]

you need a hug. *squeeze*

[ErinShadows]

This is hilarious.

[1empyre]

Involuntary felineslaughter.

[Firronox]

Sad.

[Pandaryder]

If you had a bad day, you should take it one down. Go and sing a sad song, just to turn it around...

[bekahhatesbreakfast]

oh my god. that is the worst song ever recorded in the history of the world. whoever the fuck he is that sings it, AND whoever the fuck that wrote it [and if it was the same guy, doubly so] should be burned alive.

thankyou.

[Dragonlegs15]

lmfao get out of here. (thats Daniel Powter btw)

[pedroesquivias]

hahaha i hate cats. i feel sorry for you tho, dude....

[cutedubliner]

I am thrilled you ran over this disgusting vermin! It is a pity more of them are not killed off and the world would be a MUCH better place without those evil creatures!!! You are a HERO to me dude! Oh how I wish there was a 'Cat Flu' Virus! Then we could get rid of thousand and thousands of these horrible despicable creatures! Yahoo!!!

[LauraGrahamOh7]

i am not thrilled that you have not been ran over you disgusting vermin! It is a pity more of people like you are not killed of the world would be a MUCH better place without you evil creatures!!! You are a HERO to me dude! Oh how I wish there was a 'You Flu' Virus! Then we could get rid of thousands and thousands of you horrible despicable alike-you creatures! Yahoo!!!

Ciao.

[fakinpwned]

burn in hell you fag. how could you say that about a cat?

[GodsentHero]

do you heil from /b/?

[FrozenFireDuck]

Rofl, serious issues.

Anyways, I feel you dude, I ran over an armadillo since they come out at night like living dead zombies in Texas.

It was a fucking sight, let me tell you.

[LIGHTonNEGATIVES]

oh gosh I can imagine..

[baabbyym]

omg! dude we saw it!!

you killed my cat.

[Z0mbiePilot]

Hey man, cheer up. Nobody's mad. Unless you ran it over, backed up and ran it over again. WHICH you obviously didn't, we can tell you're pretty traumatized. (spelling?) Yeah. No worries, I hope you find the people and give them a sorry card and a new kitten or something. O.o

[reivenne]

Aw Im laughing and crying at the same time, thats horrible, Im so sorry you had to go through that.

[AshtonsAngel]

poor kitty :( my kitty got hit by a car a day after my bday D:

[AoCranger]

Man, you totaled that fucking cat ...

[MacaLovesArgos]

You had a bad day doodoodoo lOL Jokes, nah man your a ledgend. poor kitty :(

[BL1st3R]

poor whore kitteh

[natashag1985]

yeah I know exactly how you feel. I ran a cat over in February too and I hit it and I started crying cause I have never killed an animal in my life..he just ran right in front and it was dark..:(. I couldn't look at another cat for a week after that without feeling horrible.

[mattmcgrath43]

OMG THAT WAS MY BROTHERS CAT!!! POOOR FLUFFY

hah jk

[Rizrsniper]

Poor cat....Moment of respect please.

[beat2deth]

joke at the end was great lol

poor kitteh, though :(

[nouns999]

I really like ur cats' names... LOL!

[mooseface13]

It's not your fault. The cat wanted to commit suicide. That's what flufferz wanted.

[ProGuitarist1951]

loll ..

[Kurtisgod1]

"I totaled that cat."

xD

That made me lol so hard.

[chickenchancey1]

just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. what do we do.. we swim swim swim!

[unloadinme69]

fabulous

[TerrorReincarnate]

it was super effective :-(

[Hockster00]

Van>feline

[abeautifulword]

i likes your haircut

i likes your joke too

hope your week gets better!

<3

[dersqrc]

sad Story T__T

[furiouschic]

GOOOD I FUCKING HATE CATS.

[indieashlee]

lol aw haha

[MANDALOVE123]

haha. you remind me EXACTLY of Seth Rogan.

seriously.

exactly.

this made me laugh... even though a cat did die.

hahaha. but you made it funny :)

[funkxeggs]

You remind me of Jack Black too. Your halarious., especially the one of Lil J...omg....

[Ralbane00]

that was my cat :'((((

[DukeDule33]

i love your hair long..

[rachelandkenzie]

you are brilliantly hilarious.

[narutolover32589]

i diden't get ur joke :$

[FCTCLongdong]

pix plox

[PissedAssasin717]

:o . . .

[singer446]

its calleda rhine stone!

lol

[XsweetsacraficeX]

i like that hair style better:)

[jayasabir]

You Remind me of Jack Black

LOL...

[xsingersx]

You remind me of Seth Rogan.

I love it. Haha.

[LbYs]

Yes very much so he does.

[rhall1337]

You win, I will now sell you Microsoft. Lulz hope your shit gets better.

[heytheredelilah1785]

oh my god, this is funny, yet slightly disturbing...i luv how u used your ice scraper to scrape cat off of your tire!!

[MermaidMette]

lmao, how cute are u...luvin d choice of words =) ......~BIG HUG~....

OMG, the joke was naaaaaaaaaasty tho....~hiding a smile..~

[AliDeDe13]

At least u dident cut ur writs i must admit x

[acerbiciocity]

Hmm. Well, I hope you start having a better time of it.

Keep on trucking.

[c0ffeebean17]

your van fought the cat...lmao

[katILLUSIONx]

am i a sick person for finding this hysterical? lol. yeah but if it was my cat i'd be pissed lol

[hawkeyefile]

finally no more emo look.

[xXxRawrxXx877]

my dads friens had one of those desil 6 wheelers then had a speed boat trailer behind it and ran over a kitty

[mirvfez]

I love you. Your hair looks good too.

[tommynemec2]

LOL!!!! he did "MASSIVE" damage to that cat lol

[GruntyAssassin]

I spit up my coffee when you started on about how you "obliterated" the cat.

Fucking lol.

[fuston]

I actually found your hair to look much better, you the man!

[FCTCLOPLOLROFL]

WE LOVE YOU WOBBLEBOTTOM.

I'm sorry you've had such a unfortunate week, don't lose your iPod dude.

[Perfectlydunce]

That really sucks. Isn't this right after you had that accident in your van? Haha, seems like you can't really catch a break, doesn't it? (check to see if the damned thing is cursed) Oh well. Shit will start looking up sooner or later. But damn do you look funny without the hair.

[Vitaminous]

Stop driving over shit with your Caravan.

[Panzer89]

Don't give up man. When your at the bottom, you can only go up.

[Trentonius]

lol, sucks.

[mamothmanX]

no you got smart and cut your emo hair, good job

[darghe]

I am very sorry for you!

sounds really bad :C

also.. I will miss your hair :C

[AARONRULES666]

you cut your hair? i don't want to sound alarmist, but remember what happened to metallica?

[Deubler]

Dude, I've cut my hair in depression, too. I just took clippers to my head and buzzed the shit off. I can relate. Also, "Singles Awareness Day" is a fucking awesome name for it. Yeah, bullshit happens, and it happens to all of us, but even if we do stupid shit like chop off our hair, we still keep on. Sucks that you killed a cat, but it's just a cat. People eat them. It's like hitting a chicken. Food chicken or pet chicken, it's still just a chicken. Don't even worry about it.

[lucyhanrahan]

good hair cut :) lol

[Biffeh]

you need a new job.

[rjA0zcOQ96]

It's amusing that even though you feel awful about running over a cat and yet you kinda laugh about it too. I like cats, but I cant help but laugh at your cat-killing story

[zxain]

"My van fought the cat and inflicted massive damage."

Epic

[Quinnius]

You know I was thinking about making a video response to this, but I thought it would make you feel worse. I had it all set up though. I was gonna put a crappy ms paint cut out of your head and put it on a van and make an animation out of it hitting a cat and then it explodes. I was thinking I could finish it off with some good music like the benny hill theme, but then I thought that song is kind of overplayed.. but yeah.. it would have been pretty nice.

[dluv4u2]

lol i lost cat last night.... but it was old tires eeeeh

[wh33z3rMSP]

good hair!

[GodessofSuburbia]

i hit a cat once too... it was a while ago but i felt so bad that i didn't even want to think about driving for a month =/

[Settzer]

Keep on keepin on dude.

[SicilianStyle]

"Fatherlorris":But, this was a great video none-the-less, shame about the cat and everything else that happened this week. However, the hair was a good decision and if it is any consolation you aren't the only one who spent valentines alone... Lifelike texture ;_;

qft

[airix10]

oh noez it are caturday :-O

[biomechanical923]

I've accidentally killed 1 cat and about 5 rabbits, as well as having run completely over the top of a dead deer lying in the road. This is also the first Valentine's day in 5 years that I havn't gotten any action. I feel your pain.

[Tagemandbagem]

Catoral Damage!

...I'll get my coat.

[pauridius]

I know it's bad but.. I lol'd so hard at "My van fought that cat and inflicted massive damage."

[AmyGoodie]

That is terrible about the kitty. What does one say that....Sad about the hair but it's kinda fun to do:) Hopefully you feel a bit better now.

[Shineshop]

Damn that sucks man. I hit a HUGE raccoon once and felt awful about it but at least feel good that it wasn't a dog dude.

[invergund473h1015]

I've only hit a raccoon, not much guilt from that.

Just troll a furry or two and you'll feel all better.

[wolf102286]

To bad you didn't run over a furry =)

[Zofar]

I hope you're feeling better soon, everyone has bad days. You'll be back to full awesome in no time.

[travelhymm]

whie is you kills mei :(

[tittiit]

Don't worry, nobody thinks you're emo (:

[m3kz1kn]

Do you still have those rats?

how is that working out in conjunction with the cat situation?

[jeswashburn]

I feel ya dude. I got in a huge wreck today. Flipped some guys pickup truck and hurt his arm.

[WayToTheGrave]

I hit my first cat a few weeks ago. That shit is not fun.

[drizzt420]

i luled

[OoberNoober906]

i miss your hair

[th3soulreaper]

Your van inflicted 9999999 damage.

Your van is a haxxor.

Also you can't murder an animal you can only kill it.

[TheSecretGaijin]

No worries about the hair man, just bring back the hat!

[shyannemarie1]

Mannnnn, you're sexy.

[xTILTxx]

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AWESOME HAIR?!

Meh, it'll grow back

[Gihaal]

OMG KITTY

[PirateMiles]

you look better with short hair. C:

[SkyLance]

FINISH IT!

[GMorrison22]

FATALITY!!

[Cale361]

Well man this month wont get worse it can only get beter so good luck man XD

[DaMiteeSaskwach]

sorry about the shitty week, dude. hair looks cool though. we all have rough times, but you'll pull through.

and you never know. the cat could have belonged to some furry freak who did... horrible things to it. maybe you did it a favor?

[KagatoIuchi]

Hey man,

Keep on keeping on.

[gg12gg]

Roll for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[eire138]

whatever you do....DO NOT GET OUT OF BED TOMORROW!! I'm serious....you gotta sleep off the bad hoo-doo.....seriously...Mrs. Cleo told me. That bitch don't fuck around.

[bombkangaroo]

Did you hit the weak spot in order to inflict the massive damage?

Also, did you give the owner 599 US dollars?

[Wandervon]

Hahahaha stupid cat deserved it.

[HulleGranz]

THAT WAS YOU? YOU BASTARD!

[Draykid]

That sucks.

[l2eset]

Hope you feel better soon, bro.