Documentary - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

[greenemonster]

Where can I find the photos they have on the video?

Whenever i Google it all that shows up is the movie posters.

[tquinlan5]

Vampires are on the moon with JFK tupac elvis and bigfoot

[pointblizzy]

In the year 2000 we will have a team up between Abe Lincoln, Van Helsing, Blade, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[zmarsella]

Cartman: Woow?

Kyle: OH COME ON!



[1SapereAude1]

Yep, sounds legit. oO

[MsMirandaXoxo]

Did "Ancient Aliens" put you up to this?

[BassBeatsMaster01]

I used to be a vampire hunter, then I took a presidential election to the knee. Then a bullet to the face.

[norskman69]

I believe every word that they said. RESEARCH this people. Look on the Internet. Look in a library. Look somewhere. Find this somewhere.

[remixmaster5000]

wtf

[TheGameCake]

stupid

[Awia00]

hahahahahahah xD LOLOLOLOOLOLOL ohhh how I love weirdoes

[CoffeeXVictorain]

Has morkumary aired yet? 

[JacksonXxXWaWa]

True or not Abraham lincoln was the man who has no fear not only physicaly but psychologycaly

[parkyourcarkis]

you have to be a real lame ass to think this is true, and if this is a joke it's just stupid, and not a bit funny...

[CoffeeXVictorain]

I love how make these things look so real...and so like this real documentary

[lucerito75ify]

I would watch a movie based on that :D

[CoffeeXVictorain]

@lucerito75ify It is coming out 2012..forget the month and day but it is..its in post production right now! yea!

[lucerito75ify]

@CoffeeXVictorain Yay :D can't wait!

[player1300]

here is where you land when you got to much time & to much marry jane

[player1300]

is that serious ?

fuck , yaaa'll retards :D

[jerryfor2012]

@player1300 I think they were all trying not to laugh XD.

[RaisedByPurebloods]

The end of the book read of Lincoln's issue happening again in Europe, World War Two, and with MLK. I would just die if Smith wrote books on all three!

[RaisedByPurebloods]

I must say, there was a part of the book where Abe wrote, " ..felt invading eyes reading my journal..." (paraphrased) and it made me feel as if I was being watched. A moving, frightening thriller I cannot wait to be made into a film.

[johnTRAN93]

Vampires came from an alternate earth to live here. because they like to watch the Twilight movies.

[TheSpiralHill]

Show us the journals.

[beowulf310]

c'mon don't worry about all the crap about who's who's but think about if abe was a vampire hunter thin that would be awesome at least thin his private life is more interesting than john f. kennedy! lol

[GG20033]

Oxford University... Janopolis... cant' find any match on the Internet... Is she really the person she claims to be?

[GG20033]

"The world's greatest scholars are beginning to believe..." Scott R. Bagley ??? Never heard of that guy... Can't find any reliable information on him and on other people presented in this "documentary"

[ZombieJaidon]

good god you

[Darkdreamfilms]

Interesting

[MrsArmenta619]

is this true??

[JOKAWILD26]

@MrsArmenta619 lol

[scar504]

It's a well known fact among credible historians that Lincoln couldn't actually be killed by normal means for you see back in 72 A.D after Lincoln had successfully coerced the Romans to crucify Jesus he made a pact with the Devil that allowed him to infuse his spirit into his stove pipe hat creating a horcrux(inspiration for the deathly hallows) This hat is now on safe guard in area 51 to prevent the resurrection of him so he can't continue to kill the vampires running the government. 

[MultiMike747]

@scar504 you know what you are totally right that king tut sat on his toilet seat to make brownies while watching desperate pyramid wives and that his brownies are kept in area 67140 so king tut will not be shot by abe lincoln and in the end no McDonalds will be left on EARTH! Yah!

[maxpowers518]

Can't wait for next year. Abe will be killing vampires and drinking milkshakes.

[SERGIOCONTRE1]

Twilight couldn't make this shit up.

[TheDoctorwho747]

And for the record, FUCK TWILIGHT!, Twilight DID NOT invent vampires and werewolves! there have been books, tv shows and movies about Vampires, werewolves and teens long before Twishit! Whoever decided to make those stupid fucking books into stupid fucking movies deserves to have their blood drained from their bodies. Twilight is killing the genre. every new tv show or movie that has vampires or werewolves in it there is always some asshole who says "It's a ripoff of Twilight!"

[TheDoctorwho747]

I am just glad that True Blood and The Vampire diaries have survived the onslaught of Twifucks. These assholes don't want to admit that like Twilight True Blood and The Vampire Diaries are based on books. Books which both came out long before the fucking Twicurse. So yeah Twishit is a ripoff of TVD and TB, it's just that they took a little longer to come on screen. Hell even Teen Wolf which is surprisingly good was attacked but survived and renewed for a second season.

[TheDoctorwho747]

whether you believe the book is is true or not, or believe vampires are real or not the book itself is a fantastic read. I found it to be so good that I had to stop myself at times because I didn't want it to end. i found myself reading into all hours of the night, with my sharpened axe right next to me lol I believe that there are things out there that just because we haven't seen them does not mean they don't exist like vampires. I have seen ghosts 3 times in my life, believe or not up to you

[welovespamming]

1:59 definitely fake

[startingsprinter]

@welovespamming what are we suppose to see at 1:59? i dont see anything

[welovespamming]

@startingsprinter o i mean the axe, its edited

[louismai007]

Guys vampires are real, not the sparkling kind -_-. I meant the vampires that strikes fear into your heart. Dracula or Alucard as he calls himself, Alucard is the king of the night, a figure purer then darkness it self, the immortal king. He was killed by a vampire hunters twice but was reborn over again as he is immortal. The movies you watched about vampires are fake the only ones that holds some truth about vampires are Hellsing.

[itachitrainer]

@louismai007 Heh...it's nice that you are somewhat correct. Hellsing is, oh, the tip of the iceberg per say.

[CCPerry09]

before van helsing there was lincoln.

[mugsydean]

Gotta love truth in advertising

[gkuehl67]

Read this book, it was facinating, heartbreaking and brilliant!!! Made me admire Abraham Lincoln even more...outside of the vampire stuff, reading how he grew up watching and observing the pain of others explains why he was the president he was! Excellent work!

[JacksonXxXWaWa]

@gkuehl67 tell me something about how he grew up in this book

[McCbobbish]

This is such a great book! DEATH TO VANPIRES!!!!!!

[TeenagedChiip469]

I THINK ITS TRUE i kill vampires

[wahinesurfergirl]

what?! I don't think this is entirely true!it's all a bunch of bollocks!

[z0mbi3jesuz]

@ 1:23, it's the guy from the Volkswagen Sign THEN Drive commercial.

[z0mbi3jesuz]

@z0mbi3jesuz /watch?v=5GVEXyerBl0 that's the link

[RondelayAOK]

This was a shitty book and a waste of my time to read. Save the trouble.

[darkblu8]

who know the truth none of us was around then so we dont know

[bazinga42ify]

THIS IS SATIRICAL. It is the book trailer, the author does not actually believe in this, it's just satire.

[Lahoreumar]

@bazinga42ify You rate it as satirical. I call it preposterous! As long as there are people who intend to borrow cheap fame........ those will definitely concoct irrational and false things about GREAT Men of History. But you see, the petty malice of these twisted minds can do no significant harm to the mighty prestige of leaders of the stature of President Abraham Lincoln. I regard every day lived by Lincoln to be a major step in nation building !!! in building the binding blocks of USA.

[bakcompat]

@Lahoreumar you're right! The Great Tyrant Lincoln will forever be known as the Opressor who started the War of Northern Aggression. How could this slanderous fiction take that away from him? Let's never forget the level of tyranny that Lincoln espoused... specifically the suspension of habeas corpus and his abolishment of slavery only in the southern states. He was a truly great man, to keep those uppity southerners in their place. God bless that dead bastard.

[latinohampster]

how does everyone know this is fake, just cause it sound crazy, if u read the book theres some crazy suggestive evidence in it. and if ur arguement is why dont we see them now? well in the book its claimed that they result in suicide after having centurys of life, and that guy that says why havent we studied them, if u were differnt would you telll the world have experiments donr on u and be and outcast from society??

[smartreviews55]

I love it, and I can't wait for the movie coming out in 2012.

I'm going to read the book.

But honestly, I don't know which is funnier, the premis of the book (Brilliant, but funny), or the posts by 9 year olds that think this is all real. This is the most entertaining thing about Youtube. The comments by silly people.

"You don't know Abe- Honest"... What a great line.

[KRNShinobi]

More like Abraham Belmont. 

[Metalhead197]

@KRNShinobi or Abraham Van Helsing.

[zhao888888888]

why is there Drink My Breast Milk video at top right.

[SkateoDeath]

people who are too indienal in this world die to early base on facts and lies it was only their assumption....but when it comes down to what it really is they still deny the truth me personally i belevive in abrahma used to be cuck norris at his time and killed vamps but as i said its only my assumption

[qleary9996]

@zounanmagic

You know that this is fake, right? It's a fictional book and this is a trailer for it.

[inferno0020]

that is hilarious.

[TheNorb82]

hahahaha the comments are actually funnier than the "documentary" book trailer

[robboholic]

love it, great take the piss out of the gullible guys... some feedback for you though you did have trouble keeping straight faces at times

[zouanmagic]

i dont know about the vampires but those photos are fake. i can tell ass a graphic designer and an another reason i have the same photos without all these axes and weird eyes. its a very cheap photoshop edit.

[cbgmf]

@zouanmagic That's because nothing about this book is true. It is just for people to read it and have some fun.

[zouanmagic]

@cbgmf u right

[Ninjadude2012]

why there arent vampires today? cus honest abe slew them all along side chuck norris and mr T

[lukeallcock2]

one of the best vampire books since interview with the vampire

[CaseLThor]

It is just a promotion for the book Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter from the same author who wrote "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies."

[GreyLittleKitten]

this is nonsense.

[JuDyY44]

is this legit...?

[4l4ddin77]

this is fuck*** hilarious.

[RageOfTheTiger]

well while i know there are no vampires i hear this book is real good and i'm going to go get it! I can't wait.

[shaydog9]

where do you buy the book??????

[ShreveAgent]

How can anyone say Vampires don't exist? They've been in history as long as us! They are brought up in every religion including Christianity! People are just so bound to everyday life and politics that they don't see the world around them. This may or may not be real, but vampires, I assure you, are!!

[imneatneatneat]

@ShreveAgent Jesus was a vampire AND a zombie to boot XD

[cdutta1990]

How was he a real vampire killer if there's no suck things as vampires?

I mean I could easily accept this as a historical, horror, fantasy novel but c'mon could they really expect us to believe that vampires existed in the first place anyway.

I wonder if ppl get vampires and cannibals confused?

[Bobofjudia]

@cdutta1990 you do realize this is a joke, right? I might not be getting what you're saying here.

[mewarmor990]

@cdutta1990 You, sir, are an idiot.

[mewarmor990]

@cdutta1990 HURR DURR, of course everybody knows there are no such things as vampires. Are you so stupid that you need the joke explained to you?

[cdutta1990]

@mewarmor990 fuck you

[Peaceandunitymaker]

wow O.o i am getting that book !

[Zayahsan]

Is this just for the book or could I pick this up at Blockbuster or look out on Documentary Channel? Plz tell. Gotta go to Blockbuster today

[tammylightell]

awesome book

[summerfunrides]

Where can I get this book on audio, free? Anyone please respond

[79thOVI]

Great book; but fiction. Descedants of Abraham Lincoln can tell you this. But the book is very good.

[silverclawedwolf]

lol of course hes a vampire hunter, because hes got a chuck norris beard.

[rawfodog67]

SPOILER!!!!

The book is awesome

read it

it gives a great history of Abe's life but the only thing different

is the reason for events that happened as vampire related

[GrimmsPendulum]

@rawfodog67 I agree the book rocks! You really do learn alot of actual events of Abes life, and its written very well.

[TehVamphunter]

who cares? it will at least pwn twilight fans

[QueenBoadicea]

@TehVamphunter Forget "Twilight" and all the sequels. "Daybreakers" shows what REAL vampires are like.

[Wiz4Rd7]

@TehVamphunter hahahahah

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@TehVamphunter I'm reminded of a Crispin Freeman quote;

'Twilight... Are those vampires? Because, they sparkle. I thought those were called "fairies".'

Ahh, his eternal wit. XD

[nitewolf89]

wtf? lol

[DoomBakery]

Oh how I wonder what satire means...

[1400deadwood]

Strange - I couldn't find a Professor Scott R Bagley or History Dept at Emerson College.

[1400deadwood]

I'm a literary scholar who is fairly well versed in Lincoln studies - let me have a look at those journals.

;)

[JacksonXxXWaWa]

@1400deadwood tell me about it

[mrexplodingduck]

Well vampires might have existed at one time, But I think they've all died out. It could be because of hunters, or lack of good blood, or not enough darkness. Thought Abe lincoln being a vampire hunter..That makes me laugh.

[inkey2]

@mrexplodingduck : i think vampires died out due to "vampire predjudice"..... many couldn't get jobs because they could only work the night shift, many were illegals from Transulvania and didn't have green cards, some of their job references went back 600 years so all their job references were long dead, businesses started posting signs out front Wanted Retail Employee" ..."Vampires need not apply"

[kaneco94]

@inkey2 seriously?

[pusukongsugatan]

@inkey2 LOL agree..and if they mistakenly suck the blood of a drug addict..they won't passsed in a drug test.

[crippleskater22]

The book is completely fake guys.. The author admits that in normal interviews. It is an amazing book no question, and very well written/convincing at times but it is fake.

[nermac1]

reading the book i need to find the truth i don't wanna fail book report need to know if it's true if the book is true

[esteff22]

Wow, O.O

What is this world comming to?

This is clearly fake right? Lol

[Whattheheck136]

"vampires exist and abe lincoln hunts them" i cant help but smile when i hear that

[McDaleyK]

Of course it's real or could be it's not more far fetched then the bible which is way out there but still millions of people believe in it

[Kurosaki2Ichigo9]

i dont believe it, but it's still a great book.

[foofooforce]

i am reading it and it's pretty damn good even though you don't belive in this (i don't really the chances of it real are slim) you should still read it it's very good and it is sad at times and quite a good book to read

[ryno0013]

I have the book.....I just got it today

[BriManeely]

MUST BUY NOW!!

[dfield49]

I love it! Can't wait to read the book!

[langalot]

This book is AWESOME!!! A must read!

[GreyLittleKitten]

o...kay...

[BeamKatana]

saw the book at wal-mart but i didnt have 15 bucks on me :(