LET'S PLAY CRAB NICHOLSON

[plrusek]

you: f10

I dont recognize tha-

*shuts off*

[Robfire10]

I don't see a download button on the forums, did they take it down?

[Irover18]

@Robfire10 Probably. It's been a long time, after all.

[hooker1uk]

@Robfire10 i have a copy if you want it.

[Robfire10]

@hooker1uk PLEASE. I can't get the one on the site working.

[hooker1uk]

@Robfire10 PM in your inbox. email me and i'll send it today for you. If anyone else wants it there will be a mirror up soon

[emanuel0831]

What was the song the played before you started the game? :o.

[Nymfipapukaija]

Heh, this was quite silly to watch.

[tabbyaboutroots]

EAT THE FUCKING BED GODAMMIT

[TheEvilMelon]

play nigguuguhghugfhuhufhufhgudshf

[BobaBiba]

fuck i laughed so much

[RomanSoldier13]

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR

[WOCDclan]

3:13 LOL He can't do shit

[Uberado]

Am I the only one whose commenting on how mindblowingly awesome the music to this game is?!? :D

[LazyMan9000]

@Uberado It's kind of a given. There is no Crab Nicholson without his theme music - kind of like Samson's hair or something.

[ExtraStage300]

-contact nobel community

"I don't recognize that sentence."

-recognize sentence

Dear Christ, I was dying.

[poooop83]

"eat nothing" made me laugh for some reason.

[evilpika13]

rape crab

Don't. Please...don't.

XD

[headcrabwarrior6161]

i played the game, best thing that ever happened to me

[ZeDingoBlag]

I SAW THAT

"read the leafman"

LEAFMAN IS NOW A BOSS

[wheedler]

Eat dust.

[Pwn4ge3Productions]

woo game maker

[Irover18]

@Trollpants I'm pretty sure that's where it came from, actually. Something about not wanting to be associated with furries or something.

[FoxShot01]

@Irover18 Otherkin, it's kinda like furries, except they're wanting to be actual dragons not part human, part dragon. Their need to be a dragon is stereotypically more stubborn to be true, making the phrase "Fuck you, I'm a dragon".

The moar you know. *star thingy and NBC logo*

[MeetSimmio]

99 likes and 9 dislikes

OHGODWATTHAFUCK

[UKwildcatTV]

I fell out of my chair laughing at "I FOUND THE SOLUTION TO WORLD PEACE!"

[Javo1087]

game of the ages

[Max27588]

Put gem in mouth.

[huhabah]

fuck you.

im a dragon.

[EstanBulLoFre]

So yeah, since game maker is shit I'll start working on an actual game made from C++ kthx.

[nintendude01]

You're fucking tired. Go to bed.

[Max27588]

look bed.

eat cat vomit.

[hawtshaymin]

ERRY DAY I'M JUSTLIN. JUSTLIN ALL DAY.

[Soccerpie888]

hey your the angry ginger kid...:) your awsome

[CR055H41RZ]

wait...

THIS IS A GAME!?!?!?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[LJK193]

@CR055H41RZ NO THIS IS PATRICK!

[CR055H41RZ]

@LJK193 NO THIS IS... is... umm... i know present to you something white out of the blue, *something in white text fading onto a blue background*

[Indextic]

You're fucking hilarious.

[CebuLips9]

How do you make a text adventure in game maker? i have pro 7, can't figure out how.

[heyeveryoneimcool]

What was this written in?

[Orteil42]

@heyeveryoneimcool

GameMaker's language, GML. It's far more flexible than people think.

[emanthedragonchamp]

I have got to know the name of the song playing for the first two seconds.

[HailSkatan666]

What was the song playing at the very beginning? Like the first 3 seconds.

[HereticsGen]

@HailSkatan666 It's from Kitsune(arrow up)2. (I can't figure out this new keyboard yet.

[tremmortrevor]

you should have fapped

[rb6elite]

fuck. you beat me to actually making this game. damn my procrastination.

i was gonna add it as an XBL Indie game too.

[AidenZero]

@rb6elite

do it faggot

[ChetzNation]

Whoever did this gameplay is a genious.

[CranberryWilliams]

I licked crab nicholson and was transported to a whole new world of flavors.

[MrShazDude]

where can i buy it?

[Plus2UsernameOfWit]

>>put crab in anus

[BrittVonKruel]

why can't I get mine to work? :<

[KillerPassifist]

This was simply amazing. Thank you for uploading this textual masterpiece xD

[RollerChasty]

lawl, gamemaker!

[ZeronoreZ]

4:29 - 4:58 absolute gold

[Sacredfire059]

5 stars for kSquared music.

[88Meters]

Rated AO.

[CebuLips9]

6:28 supdawg444 came on skype

[F0nkyNinja]

Wow. You're terrible at this game. Get serious.

[TheFleeingPhoenix]

@F0nkyNinja GET SERIOUS C'MON C'MON BUSTA ...

[thelapointe]

@TheFleeingPhoenix  Are you OK?

[McSpizzy]

ARE YO READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE! Nicholson hoists you up with has massive claws and whisks you away.

[KKingedward123]

this music is incredible where can i get this sound track? anyone know?

[johnnyphoenix74]

@KKingedward123

Music sauce is Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover by Kitsune², under the VulpVibe/LapfoxTrax Records. AKA Renard.

Possibly most epic soundtrack ever. Crab Nicholson Theme:

@ furaffinity (dot) net (SLASH) view (SLASH) 2630783

[Fireshock20]

game of the year right here

[OneManDoomsday]

Holy shit, it's real...

[spanishmix314]

>>interrogate crab

>>threaten crab

>>rape crab

>>continue raping crab

[USSNormandy]

"I solved world hunger!"

Good one man.

[bsinger51]

you: rape crab

don't. please......don't

you: continue raping crab

lol

[BrittVonKruel]

I just downloaded this and I can't get it to work D:

[imsoeevil]

haha f10

[haibaraan]

SOLUTION TO WORLD HUNGER

[KyraPixy]

mit'ns

[westienight]

"eat nothing" lol

[ILikePlayBoyAndStuff]

HERES CRABBY

[angryfyce]

Fuck, shit won't play on my computer, nigga.

[sean122793]

fuck you, im a dragon

[mrgoodwil]

I want crab Nicholson for iPod touch

Now nigguh

[MCPATERS0N]

Hell yeah

[Icecold218]

u were on /v/ at that time?

[sgeGaming]

i found the solution for world hunger

[gaaratoast]

WHAT THE FUCK. Since when do I have much less talented competition?

[Orteil42]

"fuck you im a dragon" is now implemented

COME PLAY V.0.004 Y'ALL NIGGAS

[ifhgsfj]

@Orteil42 No you're not.

[ChuckIeNuts2000]

"You're fucking tired, go to bed.

[Irover18]

first

[mailxxman]

@Irover18 fuck you

[Irover18]

@mailxxman i will rape your family without consent.

[mailxxman]

@Irover18 why?

[leon102]

@Irover18 Yum Yum.

[kon81996]

@Irover18 and dont forget crab nicholson

[qiman2]

@Irover18

as opposed to rape WITH consent.

[TheTimewarrior1]

@Irover18 You can have a consensual rape?

[VolvagiaFreak]

@Irover18 What better ways to rape without consent I don't know.

[vata235]

fuck you im a dragon

[adrianfer15]

fuck you, im a dragon

[lamCommandoMan]

link

[Orteil42]

fuck yeah

<3

[tyranidassassinV2]

RAPE CRAB FOR MASSIVE DONG TIME

[abramnorm]

"This is illegal, you know."

o_O

[Superdarkluigi4ever]

I want to try it

[Nazeem38]

lol

[TheCayogMagor]

CRAB NICK

[Yukutren]

epic

[NSSDforever]

better then mass effect

[88Meters]

@NSSDforever shit man this is better than zelda

[sean122793]

need link now