TopGear: best news section ever

[DjFikus]

season, episode?

[mysticblade35]

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[tigrelle]

@puglaw2 and @shellygrrl

Thanks LOL

[puglaw2]

@tigrelle and @robben896....it is a joke about Clarkson being a peodophile that goes to other kid's sports days to videotape young children.

[tigrelle]

What does hamster mean with: '''Get your own kid's sports day''

????

[robben896]

@tigrelle i never quite got it either.... anyone???

[shellygrrl]

@tigrelle "*Go to* your own kids' Sports Day...". puglaw2 explained it, pretty much. :)

[sunonthewindow]

that is the funnist thing richard hammond has ever said

[nickmorganmusic]

everythingis scripted on tv. just a matter of how much.

[Jess8453]

Lol :)

[salland12]

james is the best

[genzchick]

lol love hamster

[Skeew1]

James' chuckle is the funniest thing EVER!

[hadabenz]

Hey what Season and episode is this from? May'sLaugh is just the best thing ever rolled on television ROFL.

[QuantumPrime]

That was an excellent comeback from Hammond

[hetswow]

in a news section they are talking about a guy named Pegeout that works at citroen that is the best news section

[autobot69000]

damn hammond is quick

[TheHornyHomunculus]

@autobot69000 It was written and rehearsed beforehand.

[PaperExplosives]

@TheHornyHomunculus Actually Top Gear is unscripted

[Saitothesushi]

@PaperExplosives Not it is scripted mostly although some parts aren't.

[The1126jjk]

@PaperExplosives Clarkson says in an episode that they won a best unscripted tv show award, then he says he's going back home to write his script. It's loosely scripted, here's a script that was found BEFORE the show aired. forums(.)finalgear(.)com/top-g­ear/leaked-script-for-first-ep­isode-of-series-15-a-41305/ remove brackets to follow link...

[acenace24]

@PaperExplosives

The like challenges and stuff arent, but like the show for TV sorta has its own script to follow, they do the takes though live because you can see the bloopers and behind the scenes stuff

[tosspot86]

usually these titles are overrated but fuck me that was really funny

[zodiac909]

LMFAO!! i wonder if anyone actually understands when he says "measure" children

[robertceeisblazin]

1st :)

[manuelponce81]

would you mind to explain please?

[robertceeisblazin]

@manuelponce81 i was the first person to comment, is that realy so hard to understand mate?

[manuelponce81]

@robertceeisblazin oops, sorry for having hurt your feelings. Next time i'll be more careful checking who wrote first. Anyway, can you explain me where the irony is?

[robertceeisblazin]

@manuelponce81 when did i say anything about irony?

[manuelponce81]

@robertceeisblazin you didn´t of course, but i´m not sure whether the verb ¨measure¨ has a second meaning (maybe something related to sex?) i'm not a native english speaker and to me is quite puzzling why they find it so funny.

And thanks for answering

[Whiplasher89]

@manuelponce81 OMG :)