Hard News 09/20/11 (Gears 3 DLC, BF3 Beta, Creed bundle, Homefront 2)

[Biggniels]

i would like it that lauren and jared would switch of or even a duel news

[PS3TNA157]

0:05 My ovaries!

[3terNalb3aT]

A girl... fucking slu\ OH HAI JARED.

[mapleseallux]

oh screw attack u funny and don't fall into the stereotype of hiring a woman to do podcasts =D !! thats right they the jobs themselfs x3

[winesti]

....ovaries....

[Dem0nKlng]

oh that the intern mention in one of the podcast

[jovon513]

Thanks to Jared, this poor women needed a hesterosalpingo-oophorectomy done.....

[affansonicfan]

I thought she said oh my freaks

[snoopdawg21]

WTF

[lorddremen]

Wow Jared shall remain single FOREVER!!

[XxMuRD3RFaCExX]

What was wrong with the old set?

[BlazingFury07]

tHAT WAS BRILIANT

[Doll6464]

NOOOOOOO!!!

[BlackFuryFx]

search "Hard News- 05/12/08"

For first Hard News ever! :D

[MeganFoxRidezMe]

Trading Savage Kantus and or Elite Grenadier for Mechanic Baird . MESSAGE ME OR ILL TAKE 1600!

[killahkazi]

yo what happened to the tv's in the backround? Those were good for my ADD.

[Eco419]

i like how they take the last episode XD and also i love that they win me over from one day to another..... WE LOVE YOU SCREWATTACK

[Johfunu]

what happened in hardnews then? everyone keeps saying this is a huge improvement :/ what did they do wrong then?

[blueray222]

OH SCREWATTACK, I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU.

[Lugicarus]

It's back yaaaaay.

[540dannyd]

Keep replaying 0:04 lol

[Drownedinblood]

Wow they changed it back.THEY DO LISTEN TO THEIR VIEWERS.

[PSspecialist]

They admit that their first episode in this new format sucked. You have to respect them for that

[KingUw]

Aaaand this IS... SOFT news

[oHeADxShOtZx]

the ballad of gay carmine lol

[QuackerMan45]

KEEP IT THIS WAY! intro should be that blue screen, then the background

[QuackerMan45]

that new intern lauren is banging, but jared is just like NOOOOOOO

[CynicalVision]

Hard news with a female in the thumbnail = 17k views after a day

Hard news with Jared = 17k views after about a week.

I think Jared needs to worry about his job.

[CrosswiredProduction]

@CynicalVision to be fair, they probably all clicked to complain how they wanted jerid back and *complain complain*

[CrosswiredProduction]

@CrosswiredProduction Also, I spell Jared like an idiot, apparently.

[macrossjs]

ovaries!

[HeshamUchia]

Hey guys you know Chrono trigger and ff are on Wii virtual console and on ds....

[TheAwesomeRacoon]

0:06 He is staring into my soul...

[juan200987]

OMG, Tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U haf mai atenshun 1!!!!

[xenthroght]

Awesome!!! You guys are the best!

[voltfacecon1]

Didn't Gears 2 have campaign DLC that came out like 6 months after the game's release?

[insertawesome]

Dont worry guys Jared just pushed her back into the Rape Masters Dungeon

[calito0010]

Her ovaries still weak since me

[superbeefus]

HUGE improvement.

[ZeroDragon]

Haha awesome!. Thanks Screwattack.

[firetube93]

HAHAHA they made fun of the daily fix...

[Carsonj13]

@firetube93 You mean like how IGN always has a girl on there to get more views? Yeah.

[GreenGearMood]

The other video is private now?

[GyroZancross]

HARD NEWS IS AWARE OF US!!! WE ARE LOVED!!! :D

[almada284]

I like it

[geothr33]

Boner Amanda!!

[xdeviltrunksx]

This is much better then the other day. Thank you for listening to the fans. :D

[Natural8o8Reborn]

i would like to hear him say "BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE" just once hahaha

[Kyosukedono]

my reaction was ouch for her ovaries D: LOL

[Kyosukedono]

I saw the thumbnail and against my will clicked on it, oh man what a relief...

[mrk0per]

Hell yeah! :D

[BlueYoshiGamer]

Still sucks, Sidescrollers is my only saving grace

[0djunder0]

I think i miss Dustin he said that Gears of war 2 release in the 06/02/08 News...

Think...

[SteeltownStories]

Damn right Jared! x3

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ... Epic Face :|

[erdvilla]

YEAH! ACR + ACI on PS3 yeah!!! Thats the only AC I sold XD sp now I can revoer it for free!!

[ThicknSwift]

I'm glad the desk is back, Still don't like that thing on the Right.

[WaterarceusXD]

Gasp! Ovaries!...I'm the only one who heard that?

[Zengx]

Better!

[jbar871]

expected dissapointment..everything went better than expected

[shinoconn]

You know what I fucking love about Screwattack? Right when they see that their fans are pissed, they change it the NEXT DAY to appeal to all.

I love Screwattack

[RedWolf3487]

You just avoided the footing of the ass!

[paparoach247]

Yesterday's Hard News is private :/

[Eco419]

wooooow they read our comments :D

[TheTallGuy31]

WOW!!! Screwattack know how to win their fans over. Nice Job annnnd Like :)

[apache1234657]

thats better thanks for listening ;D

[ModelOmega]

Much Better

[ShadowSpawn666]

"Hi I'm Lauren"

Jared: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *tackles*

Jared FTW

[Stabripbeef]

Why the FUCK do you have Final Fantasy 10-2 on your wall?!

[pr0wnageify]

@Stabripbeef Cause Yuna is hawt

[TheFloodFourm]

Get the original green screen from the first ones!

[Lishy1]

LAUREN IS AWESOME! WAY BETTER!!!

[Hendrikspan101]

@Lishy1 MAXIMUM TROLLING!

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

Just make the background a nude Megan Fox

[TheFloodFourm]

they fixed it

[ChildishHero]

God, I miss Destin...

[DevilRebellion]

Dear Screwattack:

Where's the new sidescrollers for this week? :'(

[simpson1511]

Why doesnt companies release more campaign DLCs instead of only multiplayer DLCs?

[yungrottz112]

@simpson1511 because all they see is quick minimum effort money

[Hylanvahr]

@simpson1511 It takes way more effort, time, and money to write entertaining campaign stories than it does to create multiplayer maps.

[XenovannHellwolf]

Next hard news set: A naked picture of one of those battleaxe guys in the background.

[wolfflame21]

Last one sucked now theres the jared i know and hate sometimes

[nickkk420]

ur old set was perfect

[AGenericVillain]

This is a huge improvement over yesterdays episode. Good job Screwattack.

[roxer999]

@AGenericVillain yea he even made a joke about it.

[MultiRandomable]

0:05 Lauren:"Ow my ovaries!"

scrwattack: keeping it awesome since 2006

[77josh77]

i like this new set actually i just didnt enjoy the lack of personality and humour yesterday

[ky20855]

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Screwattack DO listen to their fans.

[MultiRandomable]

@ky20855 you mean DOES

[MultiRandomable]

@ky20855 you mean DOES lol

[KaptenN]

At first I thought this was going to be an awesome show, but then that guy pushed poor Lauren out of the set and commandeered her show. :(

[Supadood]

much better than the first, back to the same ol awesome energy, liking the new look and format more and more

[Kirbyguy12345]

New looks the same charm keep it up i like the look of hardnews

[Vheeri]

Much better :)

[VsxFedora]

BETTER...

[3afterPM]

Yay! Yesterday's Hard News WAS a troll! Btw, nobody needs Chrono Trigger OR FFVI on PSN. They're both available on WiiVC and PS1, plus CT on DS and FFVI on GBA.

[GrembyTheWalrus]

I want that No More Heroes poster in the background.

[Lizardguy3]

:( that poor pretty girl

[DarthJono22]

Now thats mucho better guys. The Hard is bak in HARD NEWS!!!!!!! LOLZ

[PrimatePunk]

Oh my god!!! He's sitting down again!!!! This makes the experience of watching gaming news so much more enjoyable!!!!

[animeloverfan1010]

Yes! You changed it back!!! Thanks for understanding!

[OttoeCamn]

GET LOST JARED! BRING LAUREN BACK HERE!

[HyabusaBloks]

YES! Jared Is Back Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CMZ007rules]

Oh, WAY better format Screwattack, welcome back... And whoo hoo new chick in the office!! Give her her own corner!!

[entree91]

its not a 1st of the series to add campaign dlc -.-

fail screw attack...epic fail...

[linkguy2]

WHOOOOO HOOOOO ITS BACK

[BansheeHallow]

And this is how you listen to feedback, good work screw attack

[KaoKen92]

My Ovaries!

[fmgaluda]

@KaoKen92

Haha was litterally gonna post the same thing lol.

[FatherTime89]

Get rid of the news wheel on the right.

[williemay100]

i got medal of honor this year but it was limited edition i got the bf3 thing

[williemay100]

balled of gay carmine

[pr0wnageify]

Man that wheel looks so tacky, it's a good concept, but design it better.

[lotest11]

Is that script on the new Screwattack website fixed?

If not then I'll just let the more patient G1's get the say.

[steponahen]

i like the changes. thank you screwattack for actually listening to the fans. i have much support for you guys.

[Shadow47805]

Ok its not the same but its WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER then yesterdays I am happy now

[rocket32121231]

did she yell ovaries when she fell?

[ICharlyl]

im really pleased with screwattack, they heard their audience and came back to the old "new" presentation. when the websites, artists etc hear and put attention to their fans means really modest and awesome stuff about them :D

[AnthonyTheAwesome500]

ewww what happend to hard news? this new layout looks so......"generic"

[ben123767]

At first Jared was gone

[ptwob]

hey cant you just green-screen the background?

[ErcoleTheGreat]

Just bring back the old set!

[TheUltimateWario]

Yay the desk now all we need is the tvs in the background and wer good :)

[oFREEKYo]

show some tits! aahh wait never mind

[Richardlikespies]

yes.....we missed the desk

[AlexzanderFrost]

Thank the gods the desk is back

[Kaibaman41]

0:07 Somebody needs to take a screen capture and do something with it like a text bubble or anything,The Look in Jared's face is too awesome for it to be done

[TheInmortalRobert]

lol "My ovaries"

[nicotjuh]

I think Hard News was okay as it was.

[MarioLinkGenofan]

Jared was like "OH NO YOUR FUCKING DON'T!"

[HatebreederHateCrew]

Welcome back Hard news :')

[linkgreen]

NOW you are talking, thanks, Jared.

[LightningFastStudios]

JARED SMASH!!

[TheGrantland100]

Imfreaked out when I thought she was the new host

[pimsleur26]

So how many goatse esq back grounds do you think they will get?

[mandolinplayer13]

this is a pleasant mixture of old and new formats. nice job

[daiatlus79]

better.. no busy background but i think this is better than yesterday

[xxxmrfunxxx]

why did yesterday's hard news suck so much??

[TheDestroyerComics]

oh you people are so fickle didnt you hate screwattack yesterday

[ptwob]

that reproductive scewattack background music just makes it what it is, and without it it wasn't

[Irespawnoften]

:D

[santinop]

This isn't the old format. WTF is everyone talking about?

[ChikinMcNuggets]

Lauren is fine as hell

[TheSethcast]

that was fucking awesome. Jared saying the that the last episode sucked made my dick smile.

[bainaka]

i'm gonna submit the next hard news set... it'll just be the old but instead of TV background all the squares will become green screens for videgame forecasts and the table in the middle with have a computer inside it like some actual news shows just so jared can be kept up to date on the info in case the script needs a sudden change

[WHATSaDavid]

Haha so many babys! "thank god its back to normal" Imo if Jared is doing it I'm happy and thats all that matters! :D

[youssef11223344]

Yes I love it it's back to how it was

[Andy0002Anime]

Screwattack, your wall isnt that awesome.

[carlos1191980]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! +chick tackled.... +my ovaries!!!!+ Jared's i'll kill you face = coworkers starring at me laughing

[Slimjimmybob]

Scared me for a second there at the start. To be honest, I wouldn't mind keeping the idea of the old set with the gameplay in the background, but designed around the new logo, and format.

[WeShallC]

Damn this show went from fail to win in 24 hrs.

[BrokenGeode]

Yaay! The horrible nightmare that was yesterday's hard news is over!

[KingOfRedOxen]

Chrono Trigger isn't on the Playstation 3? Oh no. It's not like you could play it on the Wii or anything oh wait.

[Krukkie]

The new set? Like the old set, but with a colour scheme that matches the new logo.

[DjimonMoz]

I actually like this new design.

The only thing I had to complain about last episode was the music and the toned down sarcasm remarks on the end of each news, so I'm happy to see they fixed it immediatly (sorry if misspelled)

Other than that, I liked it.

[RoboBreadMan]

Yes indeed, that WAS Hard News!

[salared2]

@arslanbali When i saw the vid in the sub thing with the photo of tha lady and i was like OMG FML i clicked it and i was happy again :3

[David9413]

Wow, was getting worried there.

[ManlyPuffs]

this is SCREW ATTACK'S HARD NEWS!

[NickjeG]

Jared is the reason we smack the girls on their ass back to the kitchen! (j/k girlz)

[Norikus1]

Jared ain't afraid to push a girl!

[IndyJofexploringMuff]

What the hell? I liked that hot woman...why did that ugly looking woman have to push her out of the way?

[ATG913]

The difference in the Like bar from the last ep is incredible. O_o

[ATG913]

The difference in the like bar from last ep is incredible. O_o

[14supersonic]

He was like GET THE FUCK BACK BITCH!!!

[OseiTheWarriors]

I like how he bagged on his last episode

[KingKrebin]

did she yell, "My ovaries?"