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  • finally cleared IN extra. a bit disappointed in my performance of xufu's dimension,phoenix tail and honest man's death.

    captured only 6 cards :(

  • dafuq!!

  • Shit just got real

  • To anyone who isn't familiarized with this game:

    Of course this stage is imposible if you haven't play touhou on your life, but i managed to go to the final boss, and I haven't play this game 10 hours every day. The game starts very easy with low bullets. Don't be afraid to download and play it thinking that all the stages are over 9000 bullets from all the sides, because that's only on the last stages, not the first ones.

    And a last thing, these games has a awesome music.

  • A bunch of my otaku friends talk about this game. It has really good music, it just looks really complicated...

  • Hardcore. Wait, that's more than just hardcore. Haha.

    Watching this just makes me wanna play touhou all over again...

  • 4:40 OH SHIT TENTACLES... wait what am i watching??

  • My friend said that TouHou game is crap.. then he said the game was very fucking easy but then, i told him to try TouHou on my PSP.. he raged all the time... americans these days...

  • The bullets shoot bullets!!!!!11111shift one

  • Youtube "Queen Larsa". She's even harder.

  • O.o i call hacks

  • @natey173 Naw man just a small hitbox ;)

  • Please add an annotation letting people know the stage is sped up.

    This is the first search result for touhou on youtube...

  • Whenver i introduce Touhou to anyone I show them this video.

    There faces: D: W.T.F!!!!

  • Probs took me longer than necessary to realize the non boss parts were sped up...

  • i still think the EOSD extra stage was the best. just because it had FLANDRE SCARLET in it.

  • that is a lot of flying rice o_O

  • Japenese Tutorial Level?

  • Its raining outside, I guess I might aswell do a warming-up :S

  • at 3:35 did the boss make a swastika? lolol jks, that game looks impossible

  • Reimu is insanely strong in this one because is her death bombing slow down. Also, my favorite part of videos like this is watching the graze counter :3

  • This game is... Wait a minute!

    I will call my friend with epileptic problem!

    He will "LOVE" it XD

  • I don't have seizures but this game may introduce me

  • Wait...THIS is Touhou? Thouht it was an anime....damn...

  • MY GOD!! but but but but but!! how can't this be POSSIBLE???? i never seen this before!!! ARE YOU GOD OR SOMETHING???? O.o

  • Lol. Just saying guys, this is considered one of the easiest touhous.

  • I'm like the only Touhou fan in my school. I tried to introduce UFO to them but they say it's crap, even my family members say it's lame, literately EVERYONE doesn't like it. My school buds just talk about CoD, MW3, Battlefield 3 and porn.

    WTF. They don't know what they're missing out on.

  • @MrFonduemaster1 Can't blame them. They are just like most of people - plays only easy mainstream games that has no challenges. Think about it, what are the chances of them liking a game that requires enormous amount of concentration, patient and skills just to play a game?

  • @MrFonduemaster1

    So everyone must like the same game like you? You're really no better then the people your're bashing. I"m sorry.  But I'm tired of hypocrisy .

  • @SgtThom No, I don't mean it like that. I accept everyone's opinions and blah blah, but I recomend touhou for extreme fun. It just saddens me sometimes that people like what I don't like, and they don't like what I like.

    Dosen't happen all the time though. :P

  • @MrFonduemaster1 Shit. Now you know what my life is like when nobody thinks what you think is cool.

  • @MrFonduemaster1 This is why the touhou fandom exists yo. Use that. 

  • @MrFonduemaster1 wow you have bad luck, i introduce touhou to my friends in ict class and apparently they were hooked and addicted and beg for more

  • @MrFonduemaster1 I pity your poor, unenlightened friends. CoD and Battlefield are a plague on the gaming world.

  • @MrFonduemaster1 A friend just gave me this link, to show me what it's all about. My conclusion is that Touhou fucking sucks.

  • @Uberslime why does it suck?

  • @imonthedeadly60 Why doesen't it suck?

  • @Uberslime well I admit there isn't much plot to the games, but that's not their objective. Also you'll only fully appreciate the games if you're into Japanese culture or simply just a nerd... The fact that they are so difficult is a good factor since most other games I play are unchallenging and dull. The soundtracks are utterly brilliant at times and have a huge multitude of fanbase-remixes. All, except one, of the characters are girls (now that's gotta be a good point).

  • @imonthedeadly60

    You're forgetting Youmu's grandpop.

    Since, I'm assuming you meant rinosuke.

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  • @dandynood Prepare to be destroyed. What?

    Also, we all have different opinions, does that make me suck at judging? Nice logic.

  • @Uberslime if so gtfo

  • @Uberslime oh dont take my talk too seriously, i like to do the internet accidently

  • @MrFonduemaster1 Secretly they are afraid that their games are utter crap to a Japanese Bullet Hell (and they would be correct) so they're trolling you.

  • @MrFonduemaster1 Maybe try introducing a different Touhou game first? I didn't really like UFO until I got better at Touhou.

  • @MrFonduemaster1 u gay?

  • @profpsphacker No, why?

  • @MrFonduemaster1 Our society is quite shallow when it comes to games these days. If it doesn't have great graphics, lots of violence, "realistic" gameplay, and isn't a FPS or Sports game, then they won't give it a chance.

  • I look at all of the bullets on screen ....HOLY SHIT

  • I'm not a thumbs up whore, I'm stuck between choosing to Lunatic 1cc all games or to Extra all games. (I already Normal 1cc'd them all). So I thought I'll make this poll:

    45+ Thumbs = Extra run.

    90+ Thumbs = Lunatic 1cc.

    If I don't get enough votes, i'll just go Lunatic 1cc instead.

  • @BM309K58SMERCH Because of this -> "I'm not a thumbs up whore," I down voted you.

  • @Azzwer Ah, screw you.

    Well, I'm going Lunatic anyway.

  • it isn't as hard as it looks

    when you're playing, you won't believe that you're hardly getting hit as much as you expected.

  • well this is one way to rape your money

  • >as seen on /jp/

  • i want to know what happens when you smoke weed and play this o-o"

  • Here's an interesting fact:

    The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at its cave completely dry.

    You see? Animals know how to play Touhou, too!

  • @259 mind blown

  • @259 all it needs now are bomb spellcards. (:

  • C-CLAYS Prayer is the best remake of U.N. owen was her? of all time, check it out on youtube.

  • Congrats

    New HighScore...

  • And I thought megaman was hard -.-''

  • 3:53 uuuuuuhm WTF o.O

  • yo...

    WHAT THE FUCK!

  • now you may call me father.

  • 4:52. I have seen enough hentai to see where this is going.

  • Needs more dakka.

  • they say if you beat all the touhou games on lunatic without dying you can dodge rain. damn... i wanna dodge rain.

  • @ultimatechucknorris ...and if you die even once, you have to start over from the very first game.

  • O_O OMG

  • Well done...

    Now do it backwards

  • The boss shoots swastikas.....Hitler reincarnated?

  • This could be feasible with either:

    the combined power of 100 people

    or

    10 Asians

    or

    1 Chuck Norris.

  • @Scoinsoffaterocks

    or

    1/2 the spirit of Bruce Lee.

  • @Scoinsoffaterocks chuck norris does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge chuck norris

  • I'll try my best to post a replay of my runs too...

    I can't do both at the same time because I've got studies (final year). So if I got the decision of either one, I have to do them all "in one go".

    But the problem is that not all the games have an Extra stage (Well, two atleast). And it feels missing.

    Well anyway. Thank you very much for uploading this.

    And oh, for other new people (like me in the past):

    Touhou is a bullet hell game, watch this to know more

    /watch?v=pGegCta6F1o

    Good luck!

  • Oh, It's been a full year now since the first time I played Touhou in my life. If it wasn't for this video (and the Mushihimesama one), I wouldn't be the die hard Touhou fan that I am now. Thank you for uploading this...Watching this gives me back so much memories. ;)

    Although I'm not a thumbs up whore, I'm stuck between choosing to Lunatic 1cc all games or to Extra all games. (I already Normal 1cc'd them all). So I thought I'll make this poll:

    45+ Thumbs = Extra run.

    90+ Thumbs = Lunatic 1cc.

  • @UT25N *bullets (not joke) as u want, but just don't let the hit box touch any. If it does, you die. Either outlast the spell cards, or defeat one bar of health while they are using one.

  • @UT25N if u look closely, there's a small hit box on ur back. U can get hit by as many joke

  • goddamn....i can only barely get past the first boss

  • where can you download this? ive looked

  • WTF DID I JUST WATCH?

    Someone really has to explain Touho to me... ;A;

  • @130cookies Sorry for the late reply, but I was browsing through the comments and saw that your question was unanswered.

    Touhou is a series of 2-D indie shooter games made by one man. It is best known around the world for it's amazing background music, which is created by the same man. If you want to search, just type "Voyage 1969" or "Lullaby Of Deserted Hell". I hope that was enlightening enough.

  • is this real time?

  • @ikt93

    the non-boss sections are sped up

  • How the fuck do you play this?!

  • Yeah I used to play this game.

    It's super fun if you're good at it.

    It was fucking boring.

  • 2 + 5 - 8 + 3 + 1 + 6 = ⑨  it all ends up at 9

  • @ultimatechucknorris explain the meme?

  • i still miss flandre :( she was the best extra stage boss.

  • People do realise that the normal stage sections were sped up just to save time recording right?

  • Holly shit!!! This must be what it's like to be on shrooms

  • @NeverChained Ya, shrooms... and cocaine.... and heroine, all at the same time

  • Well, if you fire that many shots at the heroine and can't kill her...and you didn't run away?

    You deserve to die. She shot an entire dang galaxy of lucky charms.

  • @Tellthatruth She can't run away, it's part of the spellcard rules.

    Also, she's immortal.

    //COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT. TWICE.

  • @fabiosacchirodrigues A. I was joking.

    B. I have no idea what the rules of this game are. I've never played it, never heard of it before randomly cruising youtube. I would never play this. Obviously because I wouldn't make it past level 2.

  • @Tellthatruth I too was joking, that's why I put the "Completely missing the point" thing.

    Also, don't say that you wouldn't last past level 2, Touhou is one of the easiest of its genre, it took me literally 2 days to beat Touhou 06... On easy, of course.

    So long as you aren't a proud bastard and play on easy mode until you're good enough for normal mode, Touhou will eventually grow to you, I'd say try it.

  • It's not really that hard... practice makes perfect. I can get until 3-4 spellcards into Mokou before running out of lives (I'm actually recording attempts to this, and I'm getting better)

    I think other Touhou extra bosses are MUCH harder than this one. Look at Flandre, for example... I can't survive her first attack.

  • 03:56 i saw a swastica

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  • This looks a bit easy, but... I haven't played the game yet, but still...

  • The story is i can't do this in easy mode.

  • I saw Jesus!

  • dodging rain seems easier than this

  • @sleezybz If we had hitboxes like that in real-life... :D

  • I made it to the 6:30 mark where bullets come with impossible speed and got pretty much raped. Im never gonna pass this extra stage. XD

  • I has question: When you beat the enemy, do they die?

  • @CreeprThaReaper No. It's like a Pokemon battle. They're just all "all right you defeated me you may pass"

  • ohh dear, do you still feel 'fun' while playing this? :D

    And I think Syobon Action is a hard game >.<

  • @Dinboo1904 Actually, yes. Most Touhou players agree that if ZUN, the creator, created a Bullet Hell game that can be beaten in 20 tries, then it's not worth playing.

  • Now do it blindfolded

  • @259

    Your fucking username. I want it.

  • Me: "YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT HOW CAN YOU PUT SO MANY BULLETS IN A FUCKING GAME."

    You: "Pfft. Notenoughbullets."

  • Can we please dispense with the Asian jokes? They're getting quite old.

  • @ChurchofScientology5 Perhaps you should consider that maybe it's you who's getting quite old here.

  • I made it through the first spell card, then it went HORRIBLY wrong. Maybe one day I'll be as good as you. You've the reflexes of a cat and the memory of a tortoise.

  • lawl lawl lawl

  • Who do you play Touhou? ._.

  • @Chibi269 4 steps into Touhou:

    1. "What the hell is this game?"

    2. "Gonna give it a try anyway"

    3. "Damn, it's ridiculous hard, gonna give it a second try anyway"

    4. Now I have given it more then one thousand tries :p

    Anyway, the music is really fitting with the bullets and there is a really addicting fanbase out there.

  • IMPOSSIBRU

  • Difficulty level : Asian

  • @SkullStew44 Nah, not really. Some of this is hard, but some of it isn't too bad. This isn't even close to the hardest part of Imperishable Night. The game does have a mode for practicing individual spell cards, and you'd be surprised how quickly you can improve with a little patience. Personally, I just completed Normal difficulty for the first time... onward and upward!

  • @SkullStew44 that should be an actual difficulty for all games... then maybe we can beat them at their own game... pun intended...

  • @SkullStew44 In other words,

    Difficulty level: Impossibru!

  • Watching those bullet patterns is hypnotizing.

  • Chuck Norris can win this using the onscreen keyboard.

  • I love Touhou. This is well played. ^_^

  • Holy shit

  • LOOKS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!

  • Seems legit

  • HOW IS THAT EVEN FISHABLE

  • 3:55

    What...

    But this is still an awesome game

  • 99.99% of Touhou Battles go like this

    Person 1: Ah! what a nice weather

    Person 2: I hate this weather

    STARTS "PERSON 2" THEME

    Person 2: SO I HATE YOU!

    FIGHT

    BULLETS

    STILL BULLETS

    Person 2: Oh! It was all a misunderstanding, I just wanted to be happy

    THE END

  • @BansheeHallow Battles? That's pretty much the whole game.

  • @BansheeHallow where's the other 0.1?

  • Nintendo difficulty just got a 1-up.

  • i still do not know why there is so much touhou fan art, maybe i never will.

  • Video games began as whimsical entertainment, but over time certain strains mutated into something far more sinister...

  • IMPOSIBRUUUU !!!!!!!!

  • 3:57 nazism

  • This isn't even a game.  It's a psychedelic anime laser-fractal to which you're plugged in and make rapid finger movements. Seriously, what the heck?!

  • How did you do to stay so calm?!

  • HOW THE FU IS DAT DOABLE

  • This game looks darn near impossible -___-

  • Plz reply.

    What gaming console is this for? MAME?!

  • @Rorintosh PC

  • @LuluComplexion God Fuckin' Dammit, i am SO glad I'm gettin' a MacBook Pro for Christmas!!!!!!

    (This is the second time I've said it on youtube when I've asked a question on a PC game) lmfao xDDD

  • @Rorintosh It is no console. It's the PLATFORM PC. A console is a console; Xbox, Playstation, Wii etc. A PLATFORM is something else, and that's where the PC is, together with the CONSOLE-PLATFORM.

    Your dose of knowledge served, you're welcome.

  • son of a bitch with over 1 million views i was expecting it to be in english. dammit

  • Did i just listen to reach for the moon two times? -_-

  • i can't even tell what the fuck is going on

  • Only an Asian mind could come up with this.

  • Rage Quit: Touhou

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  • I used to play touhou,

    Until I took a bullet to the hitbox

  • Risky play there at 5:44

  • This video is fastforwarded right?

    Right?!

  • @ingilberri Yes, in the beginning, he puts the replay into boss mode, so everything before the bosses themselves is fastforwarded.

  • THIS GAME IS ASS!!!

  • ทำได้ไงวะ

  • (At 3:56) Really Touhou? Swastikas?

  • @NherdRayge Clearly you've not played many touhou games as they turn up fairly often. xD

    I'm 80% sure your trolling, but fuck it I'll humor you. swastikas are actually symbols of peace in certain indian religions.

  • @jackalhunt1 Not only that, but they were widely regarded as such until the Nazis appropriated them as their symbol. Swastikas were known not only as symbols of peace, but of as progress and evolution

  • It's more than that. The symbol was used before recorded history even, in cave art. It represented the grid that everything in this universe, multi-verses, ect... are based on, and reside upon. The nazi's knew this, and saw it as the symbol of ultimate power. Yeah, they kind of tarnished it's rep a bit.

  • ... the design came to the ancients in "visions" (likely through fasting/psychadelic drug use. And I find it curious how when combined (as it often was in art) it looks like pathways on circuit boards. But of course, there were no computers then?

    So, maybe it symbolizes that this is all just a simulation running on a larger scale?

  • @JunmaiShu Looks like someone did their research o .o I have to say, I don't think i would have found that out unless I was either really really bored, in a symbolism class, or really really dedicated to responding to a youtube comment

  • Mostly "c" I guess, and granted, a bit of "a" too. And yeah, this isn't something you'll find on Wiki.

  • @JunmaiShu x3 Well, its always good to put some effort into your work

  • @jackalhunt1 I've actually got Touhou 7 and 8. I'm just not good enough at them to have crazy patterns like that start turning up. I'm also aware of the history behind the swastika and how it was the Nazi regime that gave it the evil connotation. A bit of trolling can be fun now and then as long as its not blatantly offensive or something like that. :P

  • @NherdRayge Not exactly trolling, but I'll concede the point.

  • please someone, i had a pretty good run of SA on easy (i suck i know) and when i replayed it i found out it wasnt the replay i saved.

    i am 100% sure i saved it and its my only replay so im sure its this one, though when i play it, the moment "i" reach the boss the movements aren't mine anymore.

    please someone, help me?

    what happened?

  • @megaboundz um, irrc, it's because you fast fowarded through the text and stuff

    sa has a glitch that occurs in replays where it desyncs if you fast forward through the pre-boss stuff

  • @AboutaGirlXD `thats probably it, cuz i always fast forward because i get unatient.

    thanks for helping =D

  • this player: if jesus and god and the holy spirit had a 3some and had babies and those 3 babies morphed into 2 sets of hands, these are the hands of all mightyness

  • And I can't beat Eirin on easy... FML...

  • Holy shit.

  • why is this so popular? the game doesnt even look fun

  • @egbduf It is if you play it!

  • @egbduf

    It's popular because:

    1) There are only girl characters with only a few male ones

    2) Awesome theme songs, listen to some

    The games are actually fun as hell, try Touhou 12 'UFO' (my personal favourite).

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