Advance Wars : Dual Strike : Flak's Theme

[sirotetsu]

Flak good if you know how to use him. As a meatshield. Or a wall.

[joseaca]

i remember playing AW2 and asking myself, what does EXACTLY this asshole do?

[TheBruddamaster]

Stergenman's right, not only are you missing Hachi's theme, Von Bolt's not there either....

[metalupyoass86]

flak has got to be the worst co ever. he sucks so much that i never got to hear the end of his theme when playing against him

[Stergenman]

I was checking you lists of videos and was noting that you seem to be missing Hatchi's theme.

[Chokoboh]

Incompetentest CO ever.

[gruntfan91]

add some green skin and tusks and he's instantly a perfect 40k ork.

[Stergenman]

@gruntfan91 What an orc thinks when he sees Flak- Is dat... is dat a humi?

What Flak thinks when he sees an Orc-Dad?

[KillaKanl0rd]

advance wars 2 was my chilhdood <3

[soullordT8]

Falk:Bombers are indirect units....there bombers .....they bomb

I think flaks helmet is too tight

[MessengerOfDreams]

@soullordT8 It's on too tight,. despite not being strapped... oh yeah. it's that bad.

[iceboy5254]

Max's evil cousin

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

flak has a huge mouth

[mariobro890]

0:30 - 0:37

Fuckit I've been watching too many YTP's, I hear Luigi saying "Bagel" at these parts <X(

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

@mariobro890

LOL

[tyomcha1]

@mariobro890 Me too!

[Sab2Intros]

@mariobro890 no youhear spahgetti

[mariobro890]

@Sab2Intros NO I HEAR BAGEL.

[LordIronHat]

@mariobro890 I hear that wheeze he makes after saying Mama Luigi.

[killthemwithfirelol]

0:59 -1:07 kicked ass. I wish that part had been worked on more, or made a bit longer. :(

[legionKR1617]

thats what max would look like if he sucked

[MRRWJ2]

When hes having sex, Flak knows how to use Brute Force.

[HaaraaldEriksson]

Sounds like Rammstein on MIDI. :D

[Cazz814]

Sounds like an 8-bit satanic orgy.

[BigPapaBear1000]

Flak really isnt a good CO, the best has to be kanbei

[Ecalyptus90]

@BigPapaBear1000 Too expensive. Rather Grimm if you're after power, jus throw in some skills that has to do with defence and he's good to go.

[artemi7]

I still don't understand why Flak and Jugger didn't have a special CO Tag. Name it "Black Roulette" or something and have fun with a completely random couple of turns.

[SSJSonicguy]

The Max Of Black Hole

[kwuzie]

I want a cute girl CO that has a brute-force-like technique. All the girl COs aren't badass enough for me :/

[SSJSonicguy]

@kwuzie sami?

[kwuzie]

@SSJSonicguy she's who I usually use, but her direct attack isn't great and, well, I love my tanks *evil laugh*

[kwuzie]

@SSJSonicguy Her direct combat (IE TANKS) are comparativly weak though. She's usually who I play as though. her or rachel.

[4565645645]

He looks like a terrorist, not an Commanding officer...

[LordIronHat]

This theme sounds like a bunch of crazy thugs just coming out of nowhere and slaughtering people. With that in mind, I think Flak may be one of the scarier COs in the game.

Dont mess wiff Flak!

[3rl0y]

Then he took two of every CO. And he beat the crap out of ´em!

[Q8379]

I think he was transformed into Jugger as a punishment for his failure.

[electric926]

Grrrr! Two women COs! Good country! I must have it!

[Xolotl8]

@electric926 That settles then, Flak is a pervert.

[TickBoomz]

Hey, it's Flak, and he's wearing a Jacket!

[MRRWJ2]

Flak and Max in a arm wrestling match.

Flak: Brute Force!

*Flak wins and ripped Max's arm off*

[Chubb10ck]

@MRRWJ2 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[heilbeezlebub]

The soldier teleported into the heavy.

This is the abomination that resulted.

[slipstream703]

FLAK ATTACK!!

[electric926]

I would murder to see these extended.

[KMFDMxSeeker]

INDIRECT BOMBERS FTW!

[hi19hi19]

The first time my friend played the tutorial, he got to the mission where you get your first tank and said, "Whats the deal with all these infantry, who cares about them when I can BLOW THINGS UP WITH TANKS!?"

I told him to play as Flak in multiplayer. It was destiny.

[TheTiti14Henry]

arent jugger and flak in practice the same co?



[SirBroadsword]

@TheTiti14Henry

'Fraid so. The Bolt Guard should've consisted of Flak, Adder, Kindle and Von Bolt, as Jugger and Koal were redundant and totally uneccessary (they could've just given Koal's minor advantages on roads to Adder! They have slightly altered alot of the other COs over the games, particularly those that appeared in AW 1) not to mention that there was little point in giving Black Hole four new COs where Orange Star only got two and Blue Moon, Green Earth and Yellow Comet one each...

[xvxtobyxvx]

@TheTiti14Henry exaclty! except jugger talks like a robot which is so annoying!

[maddoxfanx]

"If god had wanted you to live he would have not have invented ME"

[turokrd2]

and so he used his fight money to buy 2 of every unit, then he send the units to a lander and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

[maxcool123456789]

nice nazi helmet

[Ecalyptus90]

So this is what SGT.Cortez ended up doing after saving the world from the timesplitters!

[Xolotl8]

@Ecalyptus90

TIME TO SPLIT!

Maybe Jugger is a new version of the R-100 robot series...

[Ecalyptus90]

@Xolotl8 Lol rather a prototype for the first one :P then they decided to go with the R-108 instead!

[LolUfufufu]

Max vs Flak. Who would win if they decided to have a fist to fist match?! Of course! The referee would be Sensei. 

[wonderiferoustea]

A great CO if you like gambling. Tag him with Jugger if you'd bet your house and life on a gamble.

And this is why we DON'T give the soldier Saxton Hale's private stash of MANN CO. ribs. He turns into Flak.

[OwningDDS]

flak. more like fag

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

And from that day forward any time a bunch of COs are together in one place it's called a war!

[RRVCrinale]

@SomeGuyFromCrowd UNLESS IT'S A BATTLE MAPS

[Mobius14]

What the hell is a Bleach AMV doing in the related videos?

[Dralshard]

@Mobius14 Maybe Flak is a Bleach fan?

[gruntfan91]

He's like a cross between the TF2 soldier and an Ork.

[ShadowZezima]

MAGGOT

[Mobius14]

You VS Clone Max/Clone Flak.

Let's see..

[LibertyTreeStudios]

so that no living man could best him in the ring of.... advance wars

[Anemite]

too bad that him and adder didnt appear in the plot

[TheBlackSMA]

In Advance Wars 2, this guy just screams "Sentry Going Up".

[mechwarreir2]

this guy is way cooler than jugger

[roshipower]

BEST CO

[Gearbox220]

nothing can stop the USAF : )

[OrochiBorgieman]

SCREAMIN EAGLES!

[stevensonbak]

This guy has, "Nazi Germany Ubersoldat" written all over him... except he's retarded...

[josiah566]

Shaquille O'Neal getting drafted for Iraq.

[M30W3R]

Indirect Bombers ftw

[dsandpsp]

His theme is like 50 mammoths barging into your house without knocking on the front door...

[crzymn246]

It seems to me that he ALWAYS gets positive Dispersion when shooting at targets I REALLY DON'T want destroyed. Annoys the hell outta me.

[Carrottime]

Hm. Anyone notice how Flak is supposed to be the evil counterpart of Max, and that both of their songs are the same length?

[KnarkPekka]

Flak is so damn cool. i wish to marry him

[hurrricaneRCG]

this sounded much better in AW2...

[TheWarbossGorgutz]

gotta love that spiked stahlhelm he wears and those red goggles

[KDT008]

one word that describes him "RETARD"

[Raiden7284677]

He and Jugger's special abilities make me think of a gambling ring where people bet if their units will do increased or decreased damage.

[PhantomAlucard]

This would make an epic metal song. Nice and heavy. Actually, most of the Black Hole CO themes would be. There should be an album. ^_^

[BlazeSt0rm]

dude, wish flak has a better skill...

[nisbahmumtaz909]

Flak?

But he's wearing nothing....

[14sJakeB190]

@nisbahmumtaz909 Well he has a modded Nazi helmet.

[Sw3denGamer]

FLAK PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sw3denGamer]

omg wish i could play this on guitar

[MsUrsulae]

who do u think will win in a fight flak or max ooo

[dirrenbb]

i want to see a drum cover to this

[halo3nickproductions]

this is what happend if the soilder and the heavy from tf2 had a baby

[orly444]

Flak's such a lovable dope.

[akeldama931]

my favorite co

[Orangeness81]

This sounds like guerrilla warfare music. Kinda fitting... but not. =P

[Shinobininja21]

what the... I don't swear... why is it blanked out like that??? holy crap my dads gonna kill me for that...

[DDFOS]

Yeah, umm.... How did I post that?

I must've not been thinking 1%.

Yeah..... Sometimes I just can't

think right.... :P. Sorry.

[Headbanger270]

Anyone who likes to use Flak gets respect from me. With a nice balance of strengths and weaknesses, he's fair. I can't stand cheap CO's like Hachi, Sturm, and Nell..

Flak is definately my favorite CO of all-time.

[Deidararulez]

To me his alt costume says "give me your lunch money!"

[Kirbyerico]

flak? not is helmut?

[DarkNintendo100]

to me... flak doesn't suit his theme a bit. but it's still cool :-)

[ThePurificator]

Gorilla man is back! :3

[4lbatross]

I think that Flak is definetely an underrated character. The truth is, he's very random. It depends on what you like.

[shinyguru]

...Want...his...Helmet and goggles...NOW

[DDFOS]

Would be a roflmao moment.

Lash: Happy Birthday Flak, here is a computer....

Flak: WHY WONT IT TURN ON!!!!

2 seconds of screaming later...

Flak: It's time for vengeance!!!

SUPA POWA TIME!!! BRUTE FORCE!!!

*Flak hits the computer....*

.....

Flak: I found the on button. :D

[OrangeF0X]

id be alot more scared of Flak than i would Jugger

Flak might be stupid but he has Brute force to solve everything

[shadowmanda]

helmut :D

[andreas98welsch]

jugger = flak same power etc.

[KnarkPekka]

Flak is so damn cool!

[GurgleOneSixSix]

sux. flak was awesome in AW2

[Walliard]

They were meant to be cut entirely and replaced with Jugger and Koal, but they were added back in at the last minute. In the game code, they're listed at the end of all the COs for this reason.

[Roareye]

Agreed.

Flak = Scout + Heavy.

[Shadowhog]

Nah, Soldier + Heavy.

[ManuelDR1969]

IZ NOT POSSIBLE!

[darknut79]

Flak and Jugger have the same abilities, the same CO powers, (just with different names) and similar personalities and BIOs. Still, he pwns! Rock on!!!

[XShadowFlareX]

Flak's theme is so complex, it almost seems like it's wasted on him. It feels more like a secret boss theme. It does sound really primal though, which suits him.

[zarti]

Flak's power bar: xxxXXX

Jugger's power bar: xxxXXXX

Flak's D2D power: -10% to +25% luck

Jugger's D2D power: -15% to +30% luck

And their powers give different luck ranges, too.

[BLARGHALT]

Being a musclebound retard gets you places in the Black Hole army.

[FairyLeviathanZ]

Flak is so dumb he doesn't know what a Bomber is.

'These Bombers,they're indirect combat units.'

[hybrinoid]

lol, it's kind of obvious, of course he's dumb! well, in lash's state of mind anyway...

[kagehunt1134]

the beast or flak you decide post a reply

[smellyfart22]

flak

[warloxwill]

he reminds me of the soldier from team fortress 2

[diehard951]

about the same intelligence too

[ZblueboltZ]

Scout and Heavy fuse.

He likes to kill baby maggots.

[RileyChu916]

@warloxwill more of the heavy

[Hiei2k7]

@warloxwill

AND ANY TIME THAT A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE GROUPED TOGETHER IT'S CALLED A ZOO!!!!

UNLESS ITS A FARM!!

[randommanout]

@warloxwill MAGGOTS

[Rachiou077]

@warloxwill and when i look at his body i think of the tank in left for dead

[reload95]

@warloxwill that warloxwill is a SPY

[racer927]

@reload95 "mpmhpmmhpmhphmpmpmh"

*ingnites Warlox*

[reload95]

@racer927 thank you dawktor

[codejuckies453]

@reload95 MAGGOT

[reload95]

@codejuckies453 BOYS WE HAVE A TRAITOR

[codejuckies453]

@reload95 Spy:You Suck

[reload95]

@codejuckies453 naow

[codejuckies453]

@reload95 Maggot 

[killerkirbydude]

@codejuckies453

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[larewwedxhhh19]

@warloxwill GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS!

[benutzer29915022]

@warloxwill He´s not a frakkin American. Look at the Stahl-Helm xD

[dertypohnehose]

@benutzer29915022 It´s is called Stahlhelm.You doing it wrong

[benutzer29915022]

@dertypohnehose I thought it´s called Nazihelm by you foreigners :D

It was obvious. I got my own Stahlhelm from time at Wehrpflicht!

[dertypohnehose]

@benutzer29915022  But Wehrpflicht is cut down to 3 months.Too short for warXD

[benutzer29915022]

@dertypohnehose Well, we still have an professional army. Or to be more precisly

now it is more professional because it´s formed of fulltime soldiers from now on!

[scarabix3D]

@warloxwill say,PAYNIS?

[benutzer29915022]

@warloxwill Nope he´s definitely GERMAN!

[KrodaStagg]

@warloxwill More like his even more demented and paranoid cousin.

[crzymn246]

@warloxwill Unless it's a farm.

[valentinperrot35]

This theme is so like "oh shit here they come"

[Slazzy]

it's inconceivable that humans made this music

[sturmir15]

no matter what Nell is much more better...

[scourgewatcher]

Flak + Jugger = Russian Roulette.

[sturmir15]

Ehhh... Flak's theme sounds terrible in AW DS. It doesn't have that kick and berserker-like sound like it had in AW 2. To bad... it was the only reason to play this ~ so weak CO in versus mode/War room.

[ValterBlackDemon]

@sturmir15 FUCK you!

[Falconewing]

Flak+Victory Reward Bacon=mass pwnage

[IndieRockAndRoll91]

Flak + gattling gun = one man army

[beamer403]

anyone notice that jugger and flak have exactly the same powers.

[redmage2000]

yes...everyone noticed that....

[oddvidios]

these bombers, they're indirect combat units

[GamerWatcher]

LOL classic line ;)

AW 2 was my first one, so I got confused as shit by that line lol, CURSE HIM! XD

[Kerensky287]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[marthedge]

good god, he even LOOKS like the soldier

[PinoyandItachi]

y do u think hawke ranked him up from private???

[Tordyak]

It was all STURM's fault he was such in a hurry to invade because of that they lacked CO's hawke had to choose

[EinherjarLeo]

Hit: Meat.

Miss: Veggies.

[Jeffalbel22]

who would win in a fist fight

flak or max

[Ltr17]

In AWDS Flak's stomach looks like it's just fat. lol

[ValterBlackDemon]

@Ltr17 not really......

[xXAstroxXgen]

o_0 omg Flake and Max are brothers

[masteremeraldknux]

I feel that the Advance wars 2 song was much better for flak, still I'll give 5/5 for how well this sounds.

[xXAstroxXgen]

FLAKE RULES!