FAIL Blog: Slippery Hands FAIL

[skullythebloger]

Cool aid makes your pain go away.

[suicidalpenguins4u]

to teleport, press 1 then 2

[W0LBA]

he sounds like he's just found a pot of gold

[mkdslover1232]

i would never do something like that for it is a chace at 2 minutes of attention or 2 weeks in the hospital.

[david5crooks6]

Brainiac: Something that makes you go "press 6"...

[PhilipPersson96]

keep pressing 6 for sexy black moaning

[jsilvhand]

did he die?

[airbus343X]

Press 4 for OOoooooohhh =)

[Fatbutterbutt]

keep pressing 5 for splash attack

[panictopaz21087]

this isn't a fail,he just tried to knock out the slide with his flying jump kick

[12345whoscounting]

even though that was a fail ??? it was awesome !

[ldelagarza12]

Press 5 repeatedly to kick his ass lol

[robloxorourworld]

ooo ooooooooo MOOOOOOOOOO

[TheUTubeRebel]

damn he slammed his head

[xdrummer2010x]

I recommended to my girlfriend that she greases her hands.

[Iantaylor5]

Lol the going oooh sounds like that turtle having sex

[appl3stars]

Keep pressing 1 for epic air humping.

[MrUnicycle123]

oooohh.

[jmv7318]

Gravity wins again

[pop2u1]

oooo oooooooo  OOOOOOOOOO

[PortoricanCockroach2]

Pressing 5 sound's like door slamming

[Drazulemen]

Keep pressing 4 lol sounds like hes having sex

[high1991]

uuuuuuuuuuu

[C0D3C0W]

I thought it was going to be nut smash... Hmm

[RsKrazy338]

Tower looks like a cock.

[GamerLink5]

@RsKrazy338 but I don't see any feathers.

[Newksta22]

0:09 double rainbow.... all the way

[mario2980]

can't lay a finger on my butterfingers

[WhiteKidNStuff]

OOOOOHHH!!

[Thpolarexpresss]

nice camera dude

[yeahhayhay]

thats not fail. thats parkour

[HermTheMovie]

This is how you get hurt doing parkour...

[effestars]

not greasing hands just lack of muscles :)

[Gam3freek]

press 4, close your eyes, imagine your grandpa

[JeffxMck]

@shortshortdi cuz the "chicks dig it" haha

[ShizukiSoulZz]

"Ohh Ohh" <-- he sounded like a monkey!

"OOOOOOOOOOHHH" Slomo - Passionate intercourse.

[iPhone4eveer]

bfwgbuapbdgauige ''OOOOOOOHHHHHHH''!!!! xDDD

[FBSnipedownFTW]

look at that building...and tell me it doesnt look like a penis.



[ganstakl]

Slo mo sounds like coach from left 4 dead 2 going "mmm"

[lokedout213]

OOOOOOOOHHHX2

[stormday2]

OHHHHHH

[Hyper92793]

good he lands on his face

[DarkBleedingRose]

"Your hands are so soft and slippery."

"Yeah, i use lotion every day."

[Jaggertail]

that's the reason why you play uncharted 3 instead of risking your life.

[darrenmarkb]

Old spice guy would of nailed that move!!

[Gnscardcore]

This is the maximillian guy #OOOOOWH

[TheDslide]

0oO0oO0oOH

[aezm000]

tap 6

[Mattthornz]

Holy shit, do you see how hard his head hit the ground? ...that's a hospital stay, concussion, and possibly some brain damage.

[PsychoSlipknotSocial]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH



[MartGTR]

uuuuuuuuu!!!!!!uuuuuuuu!!!!!!!­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!­!!!!!!!1

[AntonFNk]

press 4 (orgasm)

[DanielZVans]

good thing the floor broke his fall

[MulleOchMuffa]

So close..

[daddyjankie]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[vStyloHD]

slo mo sounds like a jazzy 80s black guy saying "YEEAAHHH"

[SiikProdz]

@vStyloHD

ouch m8 u got me laughin so hardddd

[dnjp4life]

@vStyloHD Like Barry White!

[xllCHAOSllx]

close your eyes while pressing 4 then 6

[Louloudito]

I know I shouldn't laugh at these vids but I can't hold it.

[jdmsai1]

That's cool. Except the fail.

[abduhzelda]

yeah dude this isnt prince of persia :D

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

North Korean playground?

[SkyBon0]

@LetsGoFcukingMental Не, русская

[nellie2581]

That must hurt

[ZoggaZozo]

A ninjas worst enemy, the slippery hands xD

[familyguylover224222]

/watch?v=quvyti1N5fo

[montrealcanadiens25]

the third "OHHHH" made me really laugh

[Hupf17]

press 4 for funnie voice and 6 too

[retepnesnaj]

Thats why you use chalk in gymnastics..

[AlmostRuined]

the other guy jizzed in hes pants

[MrLittleitalian]

probably jacked off a little to much

[SMPNinjaWolf]

1 hard hump

2 fast hump

4 ohhhhh

5 moment of impact

6 urrrrr

[Tacos4brekky]

0:12 is what I sound like in the bathroom xD

[ozzywolf84]

ouch!!



[KnowledgeBeats]

4 and 6 LOOOOL

[4lexARM]

Subscribe to my FAIL VIDEOS Channel !!

[leehocking514]

Press 4 then 6 "Ohhh Yeaaa"

[PrOhObOmOdZ]

lol at 0:12 he sounds like that giant sand thing from spiderman

[shortshortdi]

u get 2 mins of pride and crowd cheering if u succeeded with low chance

u spend 2 weeks in hospital if u failed with high chance

why doing it then? i dont get it.

[demo2382]

@shortshortdi Do you carry hand sanitizer with you at all times? Do you call in sick to work when its raining outside?

[shortshortdi]

@demo2382 errr...what's your point?

[demo2382]

@shortshortdi "if anything involves risk, then why do it" attitude of yours makes it seem like you dont do anything daring.

[shortshortdi]

@demo2382 thats a straw man fallacy, my friend. i take risks too, but not risks that will make you regret, and not risks that will reward you nothing or something pointless.

[DJ3FFX]

@shortshortdi Because you only live once :)

[naevan1]

@shortshortdi cuz life is more interesting that way?

lol. You sure are a kid of the 21st century :3

Risking is part of having a good life ,at least for me it is.

[divinegod102]

@shortshortdi A combination of balls and...stupidity if you fail.

[Paradoxer411]

@shortshortdi It's all about pushing yourself. I don't know how far you're going to get in life thinking like that, because you wont take any risks to better yourself.

[shortshortdi]

@Paradoxer411 crossing a street involves risk too, but i wont wear my headphone and blindfold myself just to satisfy some sort of foolish desire. you may want to "push yourself" recklessly like crazymike, but i honestly think you shouldnt treat your body like that as the risks may cause an irreversible change to your life, and your family's as well.

[youmeessitasees]

@shortshortdi best comment :D

[Retrodesperado]

This makes me realise we really did evolve from an ape ancestor lmao.

[biglizerd]

press 4 for orgasim

[xIR3PTiiL3Ix]

6 for a sexual blackman

[Seedofwinter]

He fucked his shit up, but that's pretty impressive. He must play too much uncharted.

[S3rbi4n]

ceep presing 4 :D

[dinoing07]

Always have a big fun, at the dildo factory.

[parisianpancakes]

keep pressing 4

[Therowleyclan]

Ooooooohhhhhh!!!

[ThatThing1And2]

didnt failblog have 900 vids or somthing like that?

[OblivionZealot]

@ThatThing1And2 Maybe your thinking about Break

[yougmoneey]

This should be called camera quality win

[petar14sprite]

crazy russians

[monsimand]

best quality cam on failblog

[maning04]

don't even think about doing Ezio Auditore's tricks

[super1337spy]

@maning04 they aren't tricks, they are a lifestyle

[Turtleluver26]

press 2 for the point of fail

[4cellar2door0]

@Turtleluver26 Or they could just watch the 20 second video... dumb ass.

[Turtleluver26]

@4cellar2door0 wow im sorry i offended you with my comment. obviously your much smarter than me because you made a "witty" response than proceeded to assume i was a dumb ass based 7 words. I'm glad to know there are judgmental idiots like you making this a world a better place.

[4cellar2door0]

@Turtleluver26 Get off your high horse you fucking hypocrite.

You like watching videos of people "failing" but you're calling someone judgmental?

What are YOU doing to make this world a better place you waste of fucking oxygen?

I'm a fucking Marine, I know my worth, what's yours?

[Turtleluver26]

@4cellar2door0 nice to know the marines go on youtube and call people dumb asses that they've never met before.

[Turtleluver26]

@4cellar2door0 and i'm studying at MIT to find cures for diseases and allergies.

[4cellar2door0]

@Turtleluver26 Oh, sure, an MIT student would totally have "turtleluver" as their username. You're studying health sciences at MIT? So you took your undergraduate at Whitaker?

Please tell me, exactly what degree(s) do you hold?

[Turtleluver26]

@4cellar2door0 hmmm i didn't know being a student at MIT meant i couldn't like turtles. and i'm working on getting my masters in biomedical research and a bachelors in chemical engineering.

[4cellar2door0]

@Turtleluver26 You took the bait but you didn't see the one thing I knew you wouldn't;

It's quite easy to Google names of degrees offered at MIT;

Googling where MIT students take their undergrad studies isn't so easy, however. If you were an MIT student, you would have looked at my statement "So you took your undergraduate at Whitaker?" And replied "what the fuck are you talking about?", or something.

But you didn't.

You've been outwitted.

I shall await your "I didn't see that line" reply.

[TheReapersSon]

Did he break his knee, or was that the sound of him hitting the ramp?

[HMartinezMHS606]

(Typical Russian Behavior)

Vodka was a factor... -.-

[phatcarz]

hold 4

[dalektaliban]

press 4 and 6 repetedley for gay porn audio

[megaflyer99]

if I have a penny for every pixel in this video, I would be rivaled with bill gates.

(unlike most other shittastic videos on failblog)

[ninjamuffin289]

he was so close too :(

[SignorIndidoo]

Fuck. Sweaty hands win

[Spectra4deathwaves]

Normal Motion : OOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Slow Motion : YEAAAAAH.

[GamerGuy800]

@Spectra4deathwaves I gave you the 300th thumb up.

[221Dw]

OOohhhh haha

[jsh1fatherof4]

Oooooo

[ismokemids]

fuck that hurt

[Acebryce]

Damn!

[rumin001]

either way that was impressive

[Elratauru]

And that's why you use gloves! :D

[RickThorne1]

how do I shot web?

[Konst64]

haha, silly russians

[BrooklynsShqiptar]

thumbs up if you oooo'd at the same time as the cameraman lmaoo

[fatewinks]

Does anyone else think that his friend sounds like the Double Rainbow guy? lmao

[lluv1erik]

luv dat ooooooooooooooh

[Ennsey]

at least his friend cares

[SilageGordon]

press 4 for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Autosport209]

peter parker lost his edge..

[ProgPsySoundsChannel]

gia sou spiderman trele ... papara!!!!

[10vs10000]

i didn't notice the guy siting until the other guy ate shit

[GTR66960]

butterfingers



[tigers260]

you have to admit that was pretty fucking cool

[N7Crazy]

Slow mo "Ooooohhh" sounded like a 500 pound man having a masturbating...

[VPonceagaiN]

mhhhhhhhhhhmmmm

[PsychoSlipknotSocial]

......why the fuck was somebody recording a kid playing in the park??? and why did the guy say 'OOOOHHhhh'?? O.o

[The505Guys]

Press 6 for a fat guy orgasm.

[Filazae]

press 5 ... fine fail!

[HouThaMan]

Was this recorded with a ... High Def camera? Lol you thought I was gonna say something else..

[brightsydeluke]

Be sure to clean your hands after duty.

[nINjALiMe78]

Why bother watching the whole video, when you can just press 1,2,3,4... Done...

[FilmShortsTV]

"OOOOOHHHHH" sound like a giant jissing :P

[yogi902]

press 4, 4, 4, 6 for the remix!

[PeterGriffen260]

Im glad failblog got rid of the old bad quality vids

[Resimaster]

Stick to doing gymnastics in the GYM.

[Wellingtomlol55]

That's is a true camera!

[StaticMP]

Press 4 orgasm xD

[Petiofchu]

orgasm at 0:12

[L96A1CsRex]

is the floor alright?

[nejiplayer4]

theres goes his chance for ninja warrior

[SirMikeCheese]

0:12 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[CossackOfUkraine]

press 5

[xXMagicalPowerXx]

0:13 just came out from jail? xD

[Trikkst3r]

come on guys its only concrete. Im sure he will be fine...

[xiNFuZzIioNzZx]

OOOOOOHHH AHHHHHHH

[KillaCraz]

keep pressing 7

[DarkXBurner]

This is obviously the wrong way to perform a Falcon Kick

[poloboades]

nice way to lose your virginity

[TheBlueWatcher]

Wow! In 720 its like he braks his arm right HERE!