Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four (3.14)

[kobus445]

I LOVE BLOODHOUND GANG they are LEGEND i am from south africa

[UmbreonsAssassin]

the first time i heard this song i was 5 in my dads friends truck driving to florda

[ProMinecraftFreak]

all i have to say is 0:00 :)

[IronXXXMaiden1]

Bloodhound Gang has some seriously genius lyrics.

[contentlocked99]

you know what i really want in a girl? me. haha jimmy pop your my hero

[TheAsuraAsura]

I still remember some 10 years ago playing this out really loud at work as a production planer at a factory, when my female boss walked by, listened, looking confused and then went by.

[Claymore0585]

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGIN VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

[Townsman95]

3:14

[0000MUSEandMATT0000]

...more flaky than a leper colony...real pc Jimmy pop :p

[CocheseESK]

PIE

[vader259]

What does this have to do with 3.14

[TheCanadiangirl1616]

@vader259 3.14 is also called pi, pie is slang for vagina .

[Viscus7100]

@vader259 Try to go to 3:14 in the song and listen! ;)

[nealstephensonhiro72]

@vader259 so what if you're not the brightest peanut in the turd

[machette93]

Is it a coincidence that he screams vagina from 3:14 onwards?

[iliketha]

deep

[timharvey87]

great song, anyone who hates this is a little twat

[MathiasKiljoy]

My brother told me to listen to this song.. Thats not good is it?

[rainbowcrystaluk]

I love this song!

[lanning84]

lol i found a new one

[ThatGuyYouLike29]

3:13 to 3:34 That is all

Like if you get

[1977jnasty]

22 people couldn't find ANY vagina, let alone a new one.

[nakeejake69]

thumbs up if you heard them say nofx/ if you like nofx!!

[gibbo191]

i just got told off for listening to this song by my mum. im 19.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Jimmy Pop is one of the most underrated songwriters ever!

[SketchAmyButterflies]

Hahahahahahaha. That is all. ;3

[PsychoGingerBitch]

theyre seriously funny

[SALVOTHESTONEDONE]

VAGINA XD

[l4nc0r]

i found a new vagina x3

[KkKaspertheKat]

ha i am the new vagina :)

[sleazo930]

Kevin Kline kind of, South Carolina

[MsReefmaster]

i need to finda new vagina

[Excretia]

@grobanbuble, Totally agree. I'm a woman and this is lyrical genius. What's not to love! My husband, on the other hand, finds it offensive. Ah well, to each his own I say, but he doesn't navigate his way here to criticise!

[zmanwise]

21 people can't find a new vagina : /

[charlesabevan]

only the greatest bands try to rhyme a word like vagina

[undeadcrunk]

BEST SONG EVERR

[hahaYOUREdead1]

islanders kill rangers..fact.

[MegaKyak]

Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,

You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

[Gogeta0110]

Everyone should know that Bloodhound Gang ain't the most PC band out there................ But that's why I fucking love them XD

[HitaroX]

@Gogeta0110 pc?

[HitaroX]

@Gogeta0110 Oh, politically correct? lol

[SteppinRazor90]

20 people cant take a joke

[newblife]

@SteppinRazor90 its a joke?

[YaoiLiciousNinjas]

3:13 to 3:35

BEST PART OF THE WHOLE SONG

[69bawls]

i remember back in 2007 you couldnt find thhis song on youtube unless it was live it used to piss me off lol

[newblife]

if any girl likes this music, they must be either not english, or they have an iq lower than 40. brilliant song haha

[Shaundiin85]

@newblife: This is a very big assumption considering I'm a female, am a lead supervisor in the medical field and graduated high school with a 3.9 GPA and two years of college completed. OH YEAH and TBG have been my one of my favorite bands since their EP album :-). They inspired my va-j-j to be the best it can be and is she like "old faithful"; which btw they are very clever with lyrics especially this song title. My crassness makes grown men blush and say dear god.

Prick.

[22jermz]

@ShaunYou sound like a slut

[admdrty]

@newblife You must be the smartest peanut in the turd...

[newblife]

@admdrty read the comment above you fucking dumb whore. you are useless, its your vagina that keeps you alive. so stfu bitch.

[admdrty]

@newblife lmao I dont care about any other comments I replied to your's...and glad you can see I have a vagina from my youtube acct Admdrty.....And yes I am a whore I will proudly admit that :) from the way your hating on all women in general leads me too believe you wish you were like me and actually getting ass :) have a nice day loser.

[roorleper420]

@newblife fag

[newblife]

@roorleper420 yes?

[superkismo]

@TheBulgarianStallion

i think you forget boobs but the other peaces are prity useless

my english is bad i know

[MXshaunacy]

Greatest song!!!

[Dannyisgreatful]

when i was 15 i used to think he said "know what i really want in a girl? me." because he wanted a girl who shared his qualities..

but right now i just found out he means he wants to be inside of them. sweet.

[camindfreakIDOL]

I really expect someone like Patrick Star to have these lyrics...ha

[Panz82]

i've just been left by my gf, hearing this song is making me happy :D

[Truzo]

@Panz82 Good luck vinding a new vagina !!!

[Panz82]

@Truzo hahhahaha meanwhile i found some but not serious ;)

[Panz82]

@Panz82 in seven month i fucked like 7 different girls.... i m kinda happy hahaha :D

[mizukage888]

@Panz82 Right there with you

[Pwned331]

I played this song to my girlfriend and now im single :P well i need to find a new vagina any kinda new vagina its hard to rhyme a word like vagina.

[1977jnasty]

More flaky than a lepor colony, gross and classic at the same time. These guys are geniuses :D

[e5o7]

Some of these jokes are amazingly well thought out.

[Mynameiskindalongish]

This song is brilliant.

[JagoHits]

Any Kinda New VEEERGIIIHHNNAAA

[RAMPAGEXPONER]

You know what I really want in a girl? Me!!!1

[Penetratorize]

penis!

[Megriffindor]

What misogynistic garbage.

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

@Megriffindor What? Massage a vagina?

[Browncoatt22]

@Megriffindor I am a feminist don't get me wrong, I believe in equality for both sexes, but I have always kinda loved this song and know all the words. I feel ashamed, but not enough not to sing along :s

[TheMindHeist]

@Megriffindor meg griffon lmao sayonarra bitch

[RealShadowhedgehog]

@Megriffindor Meg *rasberry*

[JuggernautXUG]

The funniest part is the track just prior to this on the album is the guy calling his mom and asking for words that rhyme with vagina....

Lima... as in Lima bean? LOL

[KipWiley00]

@JuggernautXUG you mean like box, or pussy, or cunt?

[ylerspina]

@KipWiley00 that was on the cd can you tell me where i can listen too that part please i been looking long time everwhere

[KipWiley00]

@ylerspina im not exactly sure i had the cd when i was younger,.. your best bet is to try downloading it

[JagoHits]

@KipWiley00 How about just "SLUT" SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT ximes infinity or some shit...

[grobanbuble]

Honestly. All this talk of sexism is stupid. I'm a girl and I laughed my ass off to this song! Take a joke girls, seriously! I deffinately thumbed up! :)

[MrMrjibbs]

@grobanbuble nice



[latvialubbu]

@grobanbuble Ikr i mean seriously. Im a girl too and this is my new favorite song XD

[want2fuckgirls]

@grobanbuble Sadly most of them are guys..... I love my youtube name sometimes

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

@grobanbuble I thumb up to you, for being true and straight up....keep on

[UnbalancedCity]

@rammsteinTOtheMAX And I thumb up 2 u for thumbing up to her being true and straight up! :D

[Beatty36901]

@grobanbuble you got thumbed up the vagina??

[asherin420]

@grobanbuble u could'nt of said it better! i completely agree!!

[ACM1899sansiro]

16 found transvestites

[koga666]

love this band

[katkulick]

this is a fun song to listen too, but i gotta say a dude that talks about a woman like this is either seriously into dudes or got their heart tap danced on by some bitch.

[montanajuggalo]

@katkulick there songs,to interntain people i dont think there true

[mikeinjodi]

This song

[RSR012]

VA-GI-NUHHHHHH!!!!

VA-GI-NUHHHHHH!!!!

VA-GI-NUHHHHHH!!!!

VA-GI-NUHHHHHH!!!!

VA-GI-NUHHHHHH!!!!

[gameloser123]

3:14

[WestCoastRap00]

15 people can suck my dick and die on cancer

[dannygoggles]

@theBulgarianStallion:Cunt



[TheBulgarianStallion]

@dannygoggles good for you!

[yeahdancetomyrecord]

hoooooorayyyyyy for booOOOObieeeeees!

[greaterrome]

quater condom, quarter dick, other half in the chick

[skaskunks]

You know what I really want in a girl? Me!

[anmariekitty]

Bloodhound Gang, ode to you and your fantastic sexual metaphors.

Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt

It'd just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up

[nathanwalker462]

I blast this song while driving through residenital areas.

[sarahemckinney]

@nathanwalker462 HAHAHA I'm a straight chick, yet I do the same. ;)

[stepgree]

Why was this song given a title that doesn't match?

[adgato75]

@stepgree it does match. 3.14 is "pi". pie is a euphamism for pussy, as in hair pie lol.

[koga666]

if you went to school 3.14 = pie or in urban words = bread or pussy lol@stepgree 

[JoshWK21]

you know it's really funny how many people are uselessly flaming everyone else, while the actual video has absolutely nothing to do with their insults. if you're going to be a stupid asshole, at least make your insults relate to the video. otherwise just listen to the music and shut up unless it's a useful comment.

[Haden5216]

My mom walked in at 3:14

Whoops

[gameloser123]

@Haden5216 that's the name of the song! coincidence?

[b3nny561]

@Haden5216 lol notice that 3.14?

what a kowinkidink?

[placidreamer]

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,

Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,

Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,

She wasn't hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,

My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,

I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company.

[SinHaJad]

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,

Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina,

[xxxdownhillxxx2]

wagina :D:D

[KLIPKLOP95]

you know what i like in a girl?

me.

[JuggaloKaez216]

i know it's not, but dude's voice sounds awfully alot like Insane Clown Posse's Violent J from back in the day doesn't it? think about. (the 1st verse)

[Whiteboy555]

14 people like penis

[TheBulgarianStallion]

the useless piece of meat around a vagina - it's called a woman...

[PickledPorpoise]

@TheBulgarianStallion hahahahahaha beautifully stated

[molimatt]

@TheBulgarianStallion

[DAKODA65]

@TheBulgarianStallion you must be from the middle east

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@DAKODA65 - not at all, but nice try. get a sense of humor though - who knows how many jokes there are bout guys etc....

[DAKODA65]

@TheBulgarianStallion i know, i was joking lol alot of people say people from the middle east treat the women like shit lol

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@DAKODA65 they do treat women like shit over there. but i am not from there and i have nothing but love and respect for them......

[DAKODA65]

@TheBulgarianStallion lol i know but you did write "the useless piece of meat around a vagina - it's called a woman..." :)

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@DAKODA65 it was mildly chauvinistic and sexist but the comment complimented the song quite well i thought. funny jam though, funny jam

[marmoeable]

@TheBulgarianStallion 57 of ye agree but bet ye still go for looks when looking for your vagina

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@marmoeable - yes ma'am, yes we do! it's pretty funny dont you think?!

[marmoeable]

@TheBulgarianStallion so then your contradicting yourself, if all you wanted was the vagina then looks shouldn't matter

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@marmoeable - you got me! and since you did that i am going to look for a very tall building to jump off of....

or maybe i should explain the joke first - if it wasnt for the afore mentioned female reproductive organ, women wouldnt be worth that much.......

now, as a joke, it could go both ways ( for example, useless piece of meat around a penis - a man.....) so on that note, i hope you finally see the humor in it and stop trying to make a point everytime you see something pointless...

[marmoeable]

@TheBulgarianStallion i dont make a point everytime just when i see smart ass sexists trying to be funny, and you see lucky for you women dont think like that cause other wise would just use viberators and have no use for men.. but hey i will let your have your min of being the "funny man" and i believe you knew too well what you would be walking into when your wote that comment

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@marmoeable did I know that I would’ve walked into a PMS-fueled tirade of poorly concealed penis-envy?! sure, the interwebs got them all...

I mean come on, what kind of comments would you expect at a blood hound gang video…….about vaginas…. !?!?

…..and I think my joke, although of poor taste, was extremely funny….

But, we all have our opinions, and I respect yours…..especially about vibrators…

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@TheBulgarianStallion lastly - and i am not sexist! that's crazy talk!

[marmoeable]

@TheBulgarianStallion kul i guess somethings need to be said in person to see that the person is only having a joke, only commented cause thought you were being one of those sexist cunts who thinks he can treat a girl like shit, but guess maybe it was just a misunderstanding :P

[TheBulgarianStallion]

@marmoeable and you're quite right about the smart ass....

[marmoeable]

@TheBulgarianStallion kul i guess some things need to be said in person to tell how serious someone is or if their just joking, like if you said it joking to me in person i would prob have a laugh, but only cause i taut you were being one of those sexist cunts who thinks they can treat a girl like shit did i comment, misunderstanding i guess :P

[2MuchGanja]

@marmoeable let the butthurt flow through you moral/fem fag

[marmoeable]

@2MuchGanja im afraid didn't get butthurt MATE

[2MuchGanja]

@marmoeable umad? -never makes a trollface-

[marmoeable]

@2MuchGanja what you on about!!!! you doing a slang-a-thon or something :/

[2MuchGanja]

@marmoeable no. my point is taht e is the number 2.78 and is utilised as a natural log when i ks at snipers on de_dust in 2006 becuase i go back to the future in my DeLorean taht has a modified Porsche engine and the end of porsche is spelled "she". then it reminds me of going to pornhub and watching the video of eminem doing kim kardashian and giving a creampie as a present for roger from american dad so he could celebrate his 1600th birthday. therefore i play CoD, becuase CS is 2oo4-2oo6.

[panteees]

@marmoeable eh em i was gonna say you suck but if you did we wouldnt have this problem cos youd have shut up nd stop mouthing such shit . . . . . . . ps before you call me sexist im a woman . . . . that is all

[marmoeable]

@panteees who asked for your fucking opinion... only seeing this now because i dont spend my life jumping into other peoples disagreements with pointless remarks.... and not even that but searching old comments that were made 6months before hand....GET A FUCKING LIFE

[panteees]

@marmoeable ha read your comment again realise what a retard you are nd my life is fine thanks

[zwabTheRealOne]

@TheBulgarianStallion It's not useless it has feelings, but that's not important, it can also make samwitches

[prplmnky98]

@zwabTheRealOne so true so true

[jimmycoole1996]

@TheBulgarianStallion

Samo taka... Very Nice ;)

[zeroknight55]

i SAY 3 VAGINAS ARE BETTER THAT AND A MOUTH OR 2

[imakillamann]

@zeroknight55 yes all coming from your sister and mother nigger

[whateverguyperson]

the vagina is mans greatest gift the bad thing is that women was given control of it

[1GusBus1]

VEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAAVEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAA VEERGIIHHNAAA

[haloisawesome01]

if you think it about it, 3.14 leads to sex, imean, cmon, 3.14 into pi, pi into pie, pie into sex, makes sense now :D

[LukeLovings]

its u know what i really like in a gilr, and fuck comments, why did you leave on? i bet u graduated jr high in 95 n never moved on, like 30 sometihing now n still a loser

[AuqaTeenHungerForceG]

my last girlfriend didnt like me ):

[alogli]

it's hard to rhyme a

word like vagina

favorit line xD

[MrPimp69er]

ders16 you just lestend to one of the best band ever. your A FUCKING FAGOT

[MrYellowTractor]

VAGINAAA, VAGINAAA!

[ders16]

What the heck did I just listen to??

[NeverShoutJake]

@ders16 The best song in the world

[EddComics]

I love the choir

[LadyLeezers]

hahhaha lmao

[joshuamjoshua]

@Yoelwins34 not rly since lesbians can just get sperm from a sperm bank plus condom and birth control tend to help, also if she gets her tubes tied then shes only good for sex so not rly true :P

[whitespot42]

@joshuamjoshua the sperm the lesbian would use would come from a man ejaculating in a cup at a sperm bank where he would stimulate himself or fuck himself till he blows it out so even lesbians being artificially inseminated to get pregnant have a sexual act related to the obtaining of the sperm

[TwistedFok]

I have never seen a band that is obsessed with sex as much as i am, bravo Bloodhound Gang

[ARFCguy]

@Yoelwins34 Yeah, tard. I'll also once again reference Hardwire13's epic response. If you seriously feel the need to argue about the numbers in a simple joke then you need some vagina yourself.

[TheRealLarcondos]

What rhymes with vagina? Vagina. MOAR!!!

[20rackel10]

@Yoelwins34 the last two are to different things tard

[Lochface95]

I love Bloodhoundgang so much, but why did they destroy the band?

[hardwired13]

Look at these chuds arguing over words and numbers.. clearly YOU need some vagina!

[Pinkaugust]

You just have to appreciate this kind of retardation... XD

[MsDeadWalkTheEarth]

Cunnilngus is the way to a woman's heart fo sho!

[Tongue2Flagpole25]

lmao what thee fuck X^D

[jameskinman]

woman-the worthless peice of skin on the vagina

[gunfreak999]

hilarious

[50sentnikos]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi­iiiiiiiii perfeck

[sezzik]

There's only one thing that is better that a vagina

Its two vaginas.

[CallOf]

@sezzik

What about 3? 4? 5? 2.7?