As a corporate person, I approve this message. Screw all the individuals. We the corporations must conglomerate! We must build larger and larger entities that will defy breakups... too big to fail! An anti-anti-trust movement is afoot! Afoot-and-a half!
This is great, Rob.
garystockdale 1 year ago
I even steal my own paper clips, steno pads and toilet paper! Thanks, Me, Inc!
The1456894thBeatle 1 year ago
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rsvp0 1 year ago
As a corporate person, I approve this message. Screw all the individuals. We the corporations must conglomerate! We must build larger and larger entities that will defy breakups... too big to fail! An anti-anti-trust movement is afoot! Afoot-and-a half!
rsvp0 1 year ago
As corporations, we must start asking ourselves, "what's in it for me?" And then laugh, smile, roll around on the ground in glee...
Soofle 1 year ago
Love the line "As my own corporation, I no longer call it 'masturbation'- I call it 'sleeping with my secretary'"!
throgers74 1 year ago
If I incorporate can I get a bailout?
PostPunkMan 1 year ago
This is absolutely right on! And if I incorporate I promise to be TOO BIG TO FAIL!
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