Harold & Kumar 2 - Guantanamo Jail Scene

[17sndlilboots]

Homosexuality is legalized in terrorism prisons

[VirgilwithanE]

The reason there are haters of America: 0:50-1:10

Also, press 1 to see a goat shitting!

[thunderleppard]

Really Harold you must kill Kumars epicness by saying their delicious!

[bigbob6556]

Hey, I didnt know I was in this movie....lol

[paulying10261985]

Ever hear of a um cockmeat sandwich?

[me1is1a1stoner]

there Delicious lolz

[therealiheartmtndew]

FUCK YOU, DONUTS ARE AWESOME

[TheCmad320]

1:07 hahahaha

[warzone520]

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o extra mayonaise xP

[Valcrist1890]

You see why I'm against paying taxes?

Hey ! Hey...FUCK YOU!

[jastyjeps]

what are you guys in for? Re- For giving united states Taest.

[alanhobbes1]

plz dont let it be big bob plz dont let it be big bob plz dont let it be big bob plz dont let it be big bob Hi Im bigbob lol

[Bummville]

4 people had a cockmeatsandwich

[notsofatkid]

"I never had to suck a dick before... I bet it sucks dick."

[skaloon]

why the fuck are you people talking politics under comedy video?

[jessicastokes91]

The prison guard that goes into the first cell is my friends grandpa. No joke.

[Davathu619]

ew...extra mayo

[aldotamer150]

lol what the fuck

[wafuru2]

Kumar:FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

Roldy:They're delicious.

XD

[xGoDxDeSiGNs]

"Start to realizing what their government is doing to the world, assholes like us wouldn't exist" That is so so so so true. Terrorists only fight for what they believe in just like every country does. Except they kill and make it obvious, but countries kill and cover it all up, in other words lie over and over. Why do you think Hitler is so known? Because he documented everything, only killed 6 million while Stalin killed 26 million but non-documented, that's why he's less known.

[hof8231]

@xGoDxDeSiGNs Are you trying to justify genocide? Really? 

[xGoDxDeSiGNs]

@hof8231 Nope, you misunderstood my point 

[ShadowDeathBl1tz]

his eye brows lol

[dropkicksurpreme]

2:13 if harold and kumar investigated the cell, they couldve figured that the door was unlocked the whole time.

[eczander]

Ever hear of a Cockmeatsandwich

[sosor3l]

press 0:13 many times

[Davathu619]

@sosor3l fail twice

[sosor3l]

press 0:14

[tiemedown]

lol I love that Harold's accent comes out when he's pissed

[croxley3000]

gotta love Harolds reactions when big bob flops his dick out, fucking hilarious! 2:38

[44eelz]

YOUR the one whos gay for suckin MY Dicks!! LOL Retard

[radicalmark22]

HEY, HEY!!...FUCK YOU!! XD

[OmGiTzJiaN]

I never suck dick before but I bet you it sucks dick! LOL!

[syedismailfaris]

i hope you like donuts. lol

[TheDarkNobleOne]

lol at 0:10

[Rustomene]

Harold & Kumar, some nigga said, "Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked, you the ones who's gay for sucking MA DICK! In fact, creeps me out being around you fags" LOL !!!!

[TheHottygirl13]

OH thanx for the acclaration..but when they aid it smelled like shit ....does it mean that the guard also fucks the inmates on the ass????

[2eskimos]

@TheHottygirl13 Cum

[TheHottygirl13]

WHAT DID HE ACTUALLY MEAN BY EXTRA MAYO?

[SweetAHE]

@TheHottygirl13 ill give you a hint:"JIZZ ON YO' FACE!!"

[KoRnFlakes93]

lmfao 3:40 ...they'd rather die than suck dick!

[MegatronFlexmistic09]

Is nothing about gay givin my dig suck, you are the ones gay for sockin my dig. In fact, it cryps me out to be around you fags. jajajaj.

[martivios]

@MegatronFlexmistic09 stop saying jaja lol in my language it means ballsack evry where i am there always some spanish ppl sayin jaja xDDDD

[BlakeWest1992]

You better get hungry real fast, because I gotta whole lot of sandwitch waitin for ya!!! Hop you boys like extra mayo lol

[dzgfdg]

am i the only one who wonders why they have a goat in a cell?

[woodsdog96]

@dzgfdg and also why is the pillow directly under his ass?

[Bummville]

he is a helper for the taliban

[hassony777]

@dzgfdg The terrorist is fucking them haha

[sweenkingandwow2]

thumbs upp if you think this is the best movie ever

[deamonxslayer]

would i  be gay if i gave this a thumds up

[dejo288]

fuck you donats are awesome...fucking legend...

[SORAROX10]

Hhahahahahaha WELL MAYBE IF YALL STOPPED EATING DONUTS.. XDDD

[johnnyfranks67]

"..

whats a cockmeat sandwich.."

[italy0225]

I would have grabbed a gun and shot myself then suck a dick

[Aimalak]

U like Donuts. wait till u see wut they mke eat in here.

yeah wut they make u eat in there.

Ever Hear of COCKMEAT sandwhich... lmfaoooooo

[MrIrmobaseball]

FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWSOME 

[94warandpeace]

@MrIrmobaseball there delicious

[nph53]

one of the most wrong and yet hillarious scenes ever.

[adelaideonaplane]

i love how at first they were speaking about a serious topic, and then transitioned to the donut argument...awesome

[bhtrb456546]

Fuck you donuts are awesome! They are delicious! :D

[Zaladorarch]

"I've never sucked a dick before, I bet it sucks dick!"

oh god, Harold and Kumar rocks

[mattliebl6199]

That's not true. Yes, all prison rapers are gay.

[MrScrubkiller]

look at the terrorist face at 1:30

[moonrkr]

LMAO!!!!!!! Really I wanna see it..!

[Kuuthiii]

"Oh god his dick smells like shit dude" LMFAO!!!!

[Daflaminasian]

fuck no!

ain't nothing gay about getting your dicked sucked

your the ones thats gay for sucking my dick

and a matter of fact it creeps me out just being around you fags

[pinoyboi069]

"i have never suck dick before" "me either" " i bet it sucks dick"

[Neum10Mooneeb]

Haha well mabey if the People in ur country stopped eatting..Doughnuts!! i love the hand expression!

[Al3xX420]

I've never had to suck a dick. I bet it sucks dick!

[94warandpeace]

xtra mao lol

[RAMBOJVR]

HAY---HAY...........FUCK YOU!!!!

[kris9138]

man fuck that you goin to have to kill me... i would have said fuck you big bob and try and beat his ass not bitch down and suck dick... u can be the biggest bitch on the planet .... but you can say i never been nobody's bitch in prison does anybody else feel me?

[XxGraveReaperXx]

00:12-00:15 Hey hey FUCK YOU!!

[abs69]

big bob's logic dosent make sense... isnt he a fuckin fag ????? for getting his dick sucked

[a26i]

The first guy says: Alright... cockmeat sandwich time, you dont.. You dont what? I cant understand it

[NukaColaClear]

@a26i the guard says "cockmeat sandwich time, you know the drill"

[a26i]

@NukaColaClear Thanks man! :)

[babygansta32]

Fuck you donuts are awsome!! ):|

[dynastyballer13]

when he makes that face at 2:42, reminds me of my big cousin dave, lmao hilarious

[10kaichi]

ya no big bob has a point, techinacally they're gay for sukin his dik XD

[vdl1996]

haha best scene ever!!!!

[7Kingsmen]

"In fact it creeps me out being around you fags" LMAO!!!

[ThePunkKid93]

hahahahahahahahaha they're delicious!

[xHe4dShot89]

"HEY hey.....FUCK YOU!" that makes me laugh all the fucking time!

[whatever858]

Hope you like extra Mayo!

[zetrain]

ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones who's gay for sucking MY dick!

[KemiiSu]

Getting your dick sucked isn't gay, you are the one sucking dick.

How epic can a theory be.

[donkeylover000]

holy crap it s king leonidas

[BobbyBuffalo30]

5 stars jusss loveeeee this moveeeee

[jordanlufc93]

you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich :L

[sevenmileballa]

big bob i hope u like donuts

[babiidollx3]

FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME! they're delicious. hahahahhahaha

[hotchik9986]

Big Bob is taking care of them LOL

[pabloDAjanitor13]

fuck you donuts are awesome

[nevinkel]

hey hey, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! lmao

[kaylaownzyou]

EYEBROWS!!!!!

[dynastyballer13]

@kaylaownzyou glad someone noticed that at 1:50 lmao, never knew people talked so much using their eyebrows

[Migueljs16]

why is there a goat in prison? lol hilarious

[Ronaldo17700]

''hope you boys like extra mayo'' LMAO!!! :D

[iv3game]

cock meat sand witch!!!!!!!!!! lol ha ha ha ha ha ha and toss salad.

[antman3456]

hope u boys like extra mayo XD

[MKPAK93]

this is fucking funny

[snightstalker09]

are you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich

[Taniaver]

Kumar:F*CK U DONUTS ARE AWESOME!



Harold:Their Delicious.

LOL (; love it!

[MrZabijan]

its not funni its stupid

[MKPAK93]

why?

[sumaragikyo]

Then go away no one is forcing you to watch it let alone like it

[knights2054]

omg his dick smells like shit hahah i laughed so hard my stomach hurt and i was crying. might i addd i was booted lol

[MelissaAnnLegard1989]

the movie isn't that good but this scene is so funny!

[Xn0sc0p3X]

ive never had to suck dick before... i bet it sucks dick! LMFAOO

[AirProdigy]

lmao hey hey FYuuck you!

[manfuckdat]

FUCK U DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

[ChilledLemons]

this movie isss soo fuckin funny!!!

[miricavlad]

but i've never sucked dick in my life. =))

[xXBRETT972558Xx972]

love this movie

[am221]

It creeps me out just being around you queers

[darklook27]

bet it sucks dick

[tearlach45]

bet your mum sucks dick

OOOOO i went there!

[tearlach45]

FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

Theyre delicious!

[jack9man]

besst line in the movie

[JovanH6]

If you love Harold and Kumar give this a thumbs up!

[mario64guy]

@JovanH6

Wow what a cheap way to get thumbs up.

[Leowolf12]

Fuck you donuts are awesome!

They're delicious.

[hewenthatway]

BIG BOBBB ahhaa hop u like donuts! rotfl

[Bexelite]

Hey!

FUCK YOU!

[0123kid]

hey.. HEY!... FUCK CHYOUU!!!

hahah i loved Harold's enunciation of that word.

[Inlander3]

"Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. You're the ones that's gay for suckin' my dick. In fact, it creeps me out just bein' around you fags." LOL

[Darkwingedangel94]

Hope Your Hungy

Harold : Gahhhhh!

[TobyMarshRAWR]

theyre delicious = ROFLMAO!!!

[suckit650]

fukin hilariously stupid HAHAHAHA

[MotyKABOOM]

Hes great as sulu in the new star trek film!

[boggie2018]

anit nothing gay about getting your dick suck your going to suck my big ass dick so open your mouth an suck my dick bitch

[MoParguytilidie]

i loved how serioous kumar got, isaw this in theater and i expected him to say somethinig about american people and he goes FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME and harold adds in THEYRE DELICIOUS!

loved it coke almost squirted out my nose!

[ArtofWill95]

yes they are

[streetstar05]

FUCK U DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

[Dmik8]

they're delicious

[303zerox303]

da most funniest shiitt i ever saw

[XMIKE920]

Poor Big Bob will have to work somewhere else now that Gitmo's closing. and the boys wont get their tasty cockmeat sandwich its sad .

[wallblues]

I wonder how many takes they had to do until John Cho could say "They're delicious" while keeping a straight face?

Personally, I'd laugh so hard, I'd shit myself.

[Iamtheman4u2]

Oh god his dick smells like shit too lmao

[manicac1]

i've never sucked a dick before.. i bet it sucks dick

[noturb]

hahahaha " creeps me out just being around you fags "

[TheFreshPrinceOfUSA]

Hey Hey! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

[hgamer]

ROFL... i so agree...

[kenfo89]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOL

[Legend194]

u dont speak to me ever

ever

No SHUT UP!

[08albert94]

Fuck you donuts are awesome !!

there delicious

they say it so serious its hilarious lol

[graeffi]

You don't speak to me - ever! xDD haha love it

[chrisyugi1]

Fuck you donuts are awesome !!!!!!!! they're delicious

[xWazzzuPx]

HAH! big bob ! well i hope you like donuts

classic..

[MayVengeance]

lol

"the toilet actually looks pretty comfortable."

[taytaybananabuttons]

thats not what he said

[BIGJUISEENIPPLES]

Hey, hey!.....FUCK YOU!!

[Aaron123Lane]

fuck u donuts are awsome! there delicious haha

[reflexesir]

Kumar: I've never learned to suck a dick before

Harold: Me neither.

Kumar: I bet it sucks dick..

lmao!

[pgajpgolf]

fuck no theres nothing gay about getting ur dick sucked u are the ones thats gay for sucking my dick!! hahahahaha

[jnght]

Kumar sounded like he was going to rip that guy's head off!!!

[cripsgang32]

i'd rather get my ass kicked than suck a dick! hahaha!.

[xXcRysTalXx243]

zomg hahahaha

[Dgirl899]

the donut part was hella funny hahahahaa

[soflippenbored]

hysterical