Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size

[gingerisevil02]

I don't know what's funnier; this vid or the fact that people don't think it's a joke but serious; seriously?

[GIMMETHEWRISTBAND]

lmfao mid blowjob oh god im laughing so hard

[bluerat4]

Lol

[IlianaDali]

Funny that people take the onion so seriously.

[Mustaklaki]

deploy mid blowjob lololololo fuck

[poppetina56]

I FLAGGED YOU LEMON LIP LOSERS AND IMAGINE IF MGA WATCHED THIS! THATS IT, I'M GONNA EXPLODE WITH ANGER, YOU MEGA DUMB CREEPS!!

[poppetina56]

AARRGGHH SCREW U ALL THE PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS YOU MADE LIKE A DOZEN OF PEOPLE BELIEVE YOUR STUPID JOKE AND ALL THIS IS WAS A FAKE NEWSCAST AND THE LITTLE GIRL WAS ACTING OUT! THE LITTLE GIRL DIDN'T PUT A HAMMER TO HER HEAD!! THIS IS FAKE,FAKE,FAKE AND RUBBISH. ERASE THIS VID PLEASE! WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH!! -:( AND IMAGINE MGA SEEING THIS! THEY'LL BE REALLY MAD! BECAUSE IT'S JUST A DOLL! IN FACT, BRATZ MADE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF! OK?! NOW ERASE THIS VID!!!!!!!

[misspinkpunkykat]

How were they able to keep a strait face when making this?

[mmhh14]

@trilobright this video is a joke DUMBASS

[Carniverousbarney]

@trilobright

U got that this was a joke right?

[trilobright]

This is disgusting, doll makers, fashion magazines, the diet industry and other will stop at NOTHING to destroy our daughters self esteem. When I was a kid Barbie was bad enough, now these "Bratz" have added HEAD SIZE to the list of things girls should hate about themselves? What's next, maybe footbinding like in China? All girls and women are beautiful, not just the airbrushed, anorexic, giant headed ones pushed on us through magazines.Marilyn Monroe was not only a size 16, her head was small!

[Salteze9909]

so we were examining satire in class at school, so we watched this clip, and most of the class believed that this was true..... lost hope for humanity

[RockiinChick11]

Lmao. This was truly funny. Man they do so much to make it seem real legit . Crazy. :)

[skatergurl566]

Lol I thought this was real at first.

[ohyeahgold777]

What the heck...... there head!! It's a doll c'mon

[LadyQCade]

U suck

[TheWaveSurferMovie]

What the heck

[Iwuzhere321]

I'm so embarrassed about my small head. I cry every night :'(

[xmissuhx]

Lol they obviously are not being serious. If they talked about how just the dolls proportions in general give unrealistic expectations then it would be real. But they focused way to much about just the head size and that makes it seems pretty phony.

[Bookstar28]

This is ridiculous! It's just a doll.What next? That fairy movies give them the unrealistic expectation to fly?

[MsLillMoma626]

Its just a doll!! Who wants a big head to look beautiful??my sister plays with dolls and she doesn't want a huge head just because her dolls have one...

[Oldasiankid]

@Bo0oMz They are geniouses.

[Oldasiankid]

@xxGiannixx1997 No, but they are acting.

[holyfrost2]

The only thing funnier than Onion videos is reading the comments of idiots who think they are true.

[xOsvaldox100]

i have bratzs at home and i do not want there huge head

[danipanda69]

@kztar621 FUCK U WHORE !!!!! Fucking insensitive sad prick bitch!!!!!!

[GABBYGOONATL]

i feel realy ugly when i look at a brat doll~ & i have a kuzzint that looks just like a brat doll & shes a bitch its not fare ! 4 us kind of nermal girls whit small heads little eyes little lips its sad yo ~_~ any 1 who looks like a brat doll shout go fuck there selfs yo lolzzz

[Nykeecheergirl]

CHILL!!! It's just a joke! I don't even know how these people could say it with a straight face!

[Arietomas]

I don't think girls actually want big heads

[MsMoonDragoon]

@Arietomas depends on what kind of "head" you're talking about. :)

[demonpoptart721]

Okay when i was smaller i played with brats dolls and not once did i think "oh i want a big head like her" get real. unless your child has some sort of brain trouble that causes there dolls to talk to them and tell them what to do yea you dont have anything to worry about. I could understand the barbie thing even though i think its bullshit too but come on. BIG HEADS thats pushing it. Do these people actually think there daughters are that dumb.

[Polonium96]

@demonpoptart721 I think this Onion News network dabbles in the arts of sarcasm and irony.

[WishItToTheCornfield]

@Polonium96 I'm still in awe of her post. The irony in her post is almost as blatant as it is in Onion videos.

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

AUGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[beauxbatonsboy]

It's just a Bratz....MGA Entertainment probably didn't think much about the head size.

[yoPEANUT1]

I own a brats doll and I don't want there head or nose I want to be skinny(not as skinny as them) that's all

[xxGiannixx1997]

Are they serious? Its a doll......r all these lil girls on crack or sumthin??? O.O

[mixmastermeeks]

I bet one day that little girl will be famous and they will put this clip on a show to cop her shit.

[kathalin45]

What is the problem with "big heads"? They made bratz to play with not to think about growing your head bigger!!!! When i heard her mother say that her daughter would hit herself to gain a bigger head to me it was like a lie

[kutiforever]

dont buy them bratz just buy them barbie

[magicanimals458]

This may be a joke but I have seen it where people were serious. Mosty over protective and limiting moms.

[magicanimals458]

They are making such a big deal and it's getting annoying!!!will girls be stupid enough to go to the doctor and get their heads to be huge??? No get over it this situation is ridiculous and plenty of dolls have big heads I dont see or here any complaints so you women ou there who are overacting just get over it they are dolls not queens who instruct little girls to do weird things......get real.....

[avenqer]

Everyone needs a little head.

[dwyImike]

As a bratz doll myself, I find this video offensive and upsetting. We bratz dolls are being stereotyped as "slutty and shallow" playthings that have no true worth anywhere in the United States' workforce. While we cannot smell anything at all, and while we have to wheel our massive craniums around on a cart, we are capable in almost all areas of employment along with everyone else. Hopefully the government does something about this issue soon. Laterz

[kosova0102]

3:18 anyone else heard the blowjob thing?

[Megaritz]

I might not be seeing the whole picture, but I think joke is mostly about how being obsessed with ANY aspect of body image (breast size, lips, wrinkles, tanning, becoming anorexic) is just as silly, pointless, and ultimately harmful, as being obsessed with not having a freakishly huge head.

[kookies86]

loled a 1:36

[FiveStarFuhrer]

@ashaanderson150 You are a fucking idiot go kill yourself, this is satire!

[eeveeinhoen]

i know how to make ur head twice the size of ur body:

go bulimic

[idance2222]

Hahahahahaha

[Spagnotic]

328 have small heads and repeatedly hit themselves with books and hammers because they are insecure of themselves...

[MrThtguyoverthere]

It's supposed to be fake. It's a joke. 

[Gurl99Cutie]

Freaking headsize? Can someone say fake?

[brwneydgirl70]

@Gurl99Cutie can someone say " you missed the point"

[FastLifeInc]

@brwneydgirl70 lol she missed the point

[SamuelNes]

@Gurl99Cutie No..... Really?

[JBIS101MA]

is this a joke?

[dtowntexg]

@JBIS101MA yes

[flipcubare]

At 2:06 it says "anomolies"...its spelled Anomalies...only then did i realize this shizz was fake :D

[xxvaneza]

big haeds make's you pretty ?

[Bo0oMz]

the onion writers are so stoned where the hell is the place they come up with all these crazyass ideas

[xxxxLOLxxxx1000]

Well I do

[lokeyrhyne]

OMG she was hitting herself in the face with a book!!!!! Does anyone else find this hilarious? : )

[jcturn33]

"Its sad how our society is so focused on the size of womans heads. In buisness news, Lexus is recalling there top of the line LS 460, saying the cars airbags could deploy mid-blow job." Love it!

[SecksTheSniper]

I'm not okay with having a nose..... ;__;

[ec46201]

I also wish i had a big head... if you know what i mean!

[ThePistolero909]

@ec46201 sad

[bromixsr]

Now where else can you hear the words airbag and blowjob in the same sentence. God bless onion news.

[SexyFish660]

I remember being told almost this about barbie dolls. Lmfao I love you Onion.

[MrBigEnchilada]

fox news is not funny its just annoyingly stupid.

[excalibur183]

@bubbleshroomy Moron.

[thebethkira]

omg this is stupid just let the kids have fun!

[STFUAHP]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lmao 

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy Well, lets break this down. I influenced you because when you typed back, you paid just alittle bit of attention to spelling. Females can be homo, it's called lesbianism. I didn't know you were a chick.And I'm the stupid one here? I'm merely stating an opinion, if you don't like it, don't respond. And the crazy house isn't for stupid people. You wouldn't have been typing if it was, because you would be there too.

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy @bubbleshroomy Really? Being stupid is the new trend nowadays? And I love how my comment served it's porpose of influencing you to speak english. And, come on, do you have any comeback better than masturbation? If you talk about my penis again, I'm going to have to think you're a homo. And I find it facinating how you revel in not getting through 1st grade. Obviousley, by now you Stay of youtube, you have to be 13 to have an account.

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy And yes, you do look like an idiot. < Do you see what I'm pointing at there? It's a period.< There it is again. In case you didn't know, people use these to finish a sentence.

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say. Are you flailing your arms wildly as you try to type? It's called freedom of speech. Aren't you the one who said something about that? If you don't like it, you can either talk back, or you can leave. With all due respect, you're doing yourself absolutely no justice being mad on the internet.So go back to your hole, turn on My little Pony, and have a nice day.

[CoconutCreamCat]

is this meant to be a parody

[CoconutCreamCat]

omfg...

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy for real* like[,]* I* [D]id I* don[']t* Fuck you!* th[a]t now[,]* Bitch.* This is why you need punctuation. I believe in Freedom of speech, but you're using it to make yourself look like an idiot.

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy Do you think this is real? They DID pay people to do this. It's not real. It's all just a parody. If you thought this was real, then your stupid.

[Comixfanforever]

@bubbleshroomy You...Just...Nevermind...

[kitsymew]

oh poo on u all.F**K Yu

[blahblahtacos]

hahahaha wow how is it good to have a big head?!?!? LMFAO!!

[Iwuzhere321]

LMAO XD

[Aceinspadessuit]

This is so funny XDDD

[RumblingHacked]

We saw this in English class :D

[ADTR72494]

@bubbleshroomy lmao yes. this is the onion.. a satirical news network

[POLO2941]

It's fake dipshit it's meant to parody the news

[newcastlegirlxxx]

this is a real tv show i seen it on tv....

its just sooooo stupid, i had a loads of bratz dolls and i never once thought about it i just thought it was just to make them different from barbie....

[celloplaya17]

GUYS! all of you. this is a parody news network! not real! this is making FUN of bratz heads .

[nidashahid87]

is it just me or is this complete BS to the max??

[yusiftheranger]

@nidashahid87 no it's totally real, I've seen kids like that.. it's so sad..

[Bluezzyy]

Who would want a head that huge and ugly?

Freaking stupid!!!

[thejwbabyface]

wtf this is like one of the commercials where its too stupid to watch

[Missdannn]

oh god so now bratz dolls are dangerous for having big heads?? surley that makes u feel better i dont wont a head bigger than my shoulders

[xmen002]

is this a joke! americans are so retarded

[youbintubinallday]

I wish I didn't waste my time watching this.

[mommymonster1andonly]

the onion fuckin rocks......and people think its really real..thats the best part for me...its jus comedy at its best...thank you onion for the best news there could be..

[SteakSauce32]

@1234miagirl It's a fake newcast, you are the stupid one.

[1234miagirl]

this is so stupid they dont say anything they r dolls no one but idiots would want huge heads oh u wouldny be able to play oh well nah DURP they r dolls toys not real idiots *sigh* ppl these days why r they so stupid

[ErikaCn100]

@1234miagirl no, you are the one who is stupid. The Onions News network is comedy. Hence, it is fake. You are one of the few idiots who believed it was real... the way you spell confirms this.

[1234miagirl]

@ErikaCn100 Do u rly think the way i spell on the internet makes u smart im a advanced student who is in A honor so i didnt know one thing was fake woop de doo its the internet not a homework assignment dimwad whos the real idiot now

[ErikaCn100]

@1234miagirl You still are.

[1234miagirl]

@ErikaCn100 u keep telling ur self that :)

[phosphoruscolors]

this is a joke right?

[TheEloeo]

@phosphoruscolors Joke? This is a real issue!

[fungusmime]

@phosphoruscolors No you sick bastard! Little girls are getting injections of beef tallow and pig rectum fluids in order to increase the size of their heads, you should be ashamed of your self for not knowing the dangers of injecting beef fat in to your head!

[phosphoruscolors]

@fungusmime ROFL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH xD

[whisper58113]

@kitsymew

I konw rite!!! thanx 4 undestanding my opinion :)

[EpicFailUnited]

"Bush surprised to learn that last 8 years in 'presidental simulator' were real" LOL!

[kitsymew]

Delete this vid because i have 25 of these dolls and there is nothing wrong with them....you may disapprove of them but you should keep your negative thoughts in YOUR BRAIN!!!!You disabled flagging because you wanted everyone to watch it and you probably like barbies better.and your tryna dominate bratz so you cn get mattel more money.Mattel made this ....I know it.You should keep your negative thoughts to yourself...

[kitsymew]

Delete this vid because i have 25 of these dolls and there is nothing wrong with them....you may disapprove of them but you should keep your negative thoughts in YOUR BRAIN!!!!You disabled flagging because you wanted everyone to watch it and you probablylike barbies better.

[TheNicky9905]

@kitsymew while its ever so tempting to troll.. sweetheart? its a joke, calm down it isnt real

[fungusmime]

@kitsymew Mabey theres somthing wrong with you........

[SolarPhoenix61]

BIGGER HEAD OR DEAD ?!!!!

[TryTheVeal1]

wow. this is so dumb. its a frikken doll.

[jamaalspancake1]

LOL the ad on the side was for bratz dolls

[vjm3]

Honestly I think the dolls look ugly.

Then again I am super jealous, because my head is as small as a chipmunk's.

[Maddieyeah14]

I play with bratz and i just think they are a bit too slim, not big heads! Big heads , fat heads, you see what i mean?

[MilkShakeMama2010]

The little girl looks like the one girl from glee

[laurayu70]

You're aware that this is satire? Idiots...

[whisper58113]

This is stupid!!! all they do is talk about bratz, first the way they dress, now their head!!! WTF is wrong with people!! I played with Bratz, and I dont dress like a hoe, I Dont care if my head is not big enough!!!! stupid people these days!!! BRATZ r so fucking kool

[kitsymew]

@whisper58113 thank you!!!thatz what im tryna say

[20HappyBee]

it's just a doll

[RpiesSPIES]

Hard for me to decide what's funnier. ONN or Fox News. They both are amazingly satirical, and Fox always opens with the same joke. "fair and balanced" lawl

[29sailornaruto]

they did so well i forgot this was satire for a while

[ETericET]

I know what they are talking about. In my pre teen years there was this show called Sailor Moon. There is that part where she transformes into SM that gave me very unrealistic visions of what my ideal mate will look like ... Sailor .. where are you ..... sob sob sob

[dbsuggs]

but the do need to make the head a little smaller

[dbsuggs]

WHAT THE BIG HEAD IS THE BEST PART OF BRATZ 

[TheStrawberryBananas]

god, this is soo acted out like a play. wat about barbie she has realy realy real realy (x1000 u get the picture) long legs??

[tommysch]

She clearly need a fat injection, poor child. Such a small head, i cant help but to feel sad for her. Hopefully she will die young and not have to suffer in that body.

[alexiscain2299]

@tommysch go f ur self

[DickCheneyXX]

@alexiscain2299 You do realize that this video is a satire, so is the comment... Right?

[wizardsmj101]

:(

[totallyrandomcutie1]

ok why the heck would you let your little girl have a hammer in her room??

[1qeen1]

what the fuck? heads

[javilovsnicki]

its a freaking head i was thinking that they were going to talk about the breast size

[DarkPanthera]

@javilovsnicki its satire

[lymanodell940]

now hiring --- careerstarts.info --- don't wait

[vjm3]

I am an Alpha sexy level man. As such, I feel it's important to say what needs to be said.

I am everything good you'll ever admire in a man, and it's only natural that I expect a women with the largest head to please my every whim. If not, I honestly can't see our relationship working. You guys say girls should be proud of their normal size head, why? Be proud of looking like a freak? Honestly this is all about ugly small headed women jealous of superior big heads. Don't give up girls.

[Wickwacked1223]

Mid Blow job? LOLWTF?

[alexschrank]

It's funny how there was an ad for Bratz in the ad space next to this video...smoooooth

[unicornz111]

If bratz dolls make girls want big heads ( which they don't) then barbie makes girls want huge boobs. How come they didn't do a story on that Blond haired blue eyed bitch? She's the real issue.

[UZiBLASTER7]

@unicornz111 maybe because... Onion isn't real news? It's satire. And yes, they are satirizing what barbie does in real life, so they can't use barbie.

[alexschrank]

@unicornz111 That's what they were making fun of...

[aninautic]

lol at those people who have absolute no sense for irony and sarasm!

even unable to realize the hidden message, such onion news are containing from time to time.

[Rockin2Infinity1]

2:40 SHE WAS FACEBOOKING HERSELF!!

[QdarkenedbloodQ]

this is retarted

[Nickdiaublow]

Replace "head" with "boobs" and its a true story

[Bratz998]

Heads!?!?!

[BrookeLaurenxx]

OMG big heads? Are these people for real?

I love Bratz and I don't wanna a bloody big head these people are pethetic!

[kztar621]

@BrookeLaurenxx STUPID WHORE!

[The222watcher]

LOL



[The222watcher]

Beyond the Facts.. sounds like MSNBC or FOX.

[SundusROXX1234]

I always thought how their big heads weren't pretty and the fact that they don't have noses makes me laugh cuz I can smell flowers and they can't!

[livitap]

omfg seriously i bet thats one girl who says that this is just a doll

[kaylenceyia2010]

wtf? lmao

[Belailyo]

I love reading the ticker, sometimes its funnier than the 'news'

[mitchelllahm]

All you people are so dumb, what on earth makes u think that this is anything other than a joke? They make it painstakingly obvious!

[viking977]

lol bush surprised to learn last eight years in presidential simulator were real

[Omegageekk]

To all you saying this is a prank, IT IS. The Onion News specializes in using satire to point out problems in society and make them hilarious.You aren't supposed to believe it.

[xxCaptainBubbelsxx]

I have to say, sure some girls may think this but me all my friends my little cuz honestly never ever thought about the size of our heads or the heads of our dolls. If the want to complain about something what about the belly tops and teeny wastes. I always loved the dolls so there.

[32lpsluver]

No ur an idiot I'm supprized they let you out of the dumb factory terrorlord15

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

@32lpsluver Don't be rude, please.

[claytutorial22]

i don't believe this video this is a prank and i will never believe this

[Toxiication]

is this a joke like i dont believe this.

[BratzLuver99]

OK STOP HATERS SOME PPL R LIKE THIS AND OK SURE UR NOT BUT PPL R I WANTED TO BE LIKE ONE TOO CUZ WHEN I PLAYED A GRL ALWAYS WAS ALWASYS BY A GUY SO I WANTED TO BE THAT GRL ANDI ALSO WANTED TO BE ONE CUZ THEY WERE PRETTY SO STOP BEING SELFISH!!!!!!! ITS NOT ALL ABOUT U!!!!!!!

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

@BratzLuver99 ...English, please?

[XSnowXAngelX3]

this is so dumb :3

[XSnowXAngelX3]

wow i never wanted a big head :3