SMBC Theater - Ultimate Staring Contest

[EpicRikki]

A few days later they both crash and bleed out...

[celestialsalamander]

challange him to staring contest, then touch him on the penis

[celestialsalamander]

challange him to an ultimet staring contest then touch him on the penis

[MrHeyheyhey27]

whoa, that anti-matter face was really fucked up.

[MessedUpBrainspike]

He's already blinking when he's gobbling that breast milk.

[Amconsequat]

@MessedUpBrainspike Nope, that's winking

[VetteFanZR1]

ROTFLMFAO

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

dunniest thing ever

had nightmares about his anti-matter face for a few nights tho...

[BrighamHB]

Look at the corner in 1:37... he blinks XD

[INTPTT]

"I could get another bag."

That's crazy-talk.

[TheMegaGodOfAnime]

I'm pretty sure the anti-matter would just cause a tremendous explosion... :|

[cavemanoog]

How does this not have more views? This is hilarious.

[Headshotstudios97]

Actually, neither Zach nor James won.

I did.

[aviza12]

1:50. epic face.

[JorealConners]

Fatties always win when food is on the line. I should know. I never blink.

[Lijacote]

I wish Zach would stare at me like that.

[gizmofly870]

Justin bieber.

[fatazzwhale]

drink his mother's milk, touch him on the penis

[IAMPAPERCLIP1]

@fatazzwhale Oedipus Sexed!

[claprattle10]

somebody's been watching video copilot .

[123Dpro]

Thumbs up if you ended up trying not to blink

[Maxislithium]

The bugs. I'm still creeping out over the bugs...

[FrozenFlame333]

anti-matter makes you demonic? awesome.

[WigglesThePirate]

Ughh, i recently read "the hot zone"

[xmanganimex]

@WigglesThePirate

Same here. Has an affinity for the eyes...

[J52390]

Blinking at 1:00 1:25 1:37 0.0 >.< 0.0

[MantisDJ]

That anti-matter effect really took it home. Nice one.

[dinaarumor]

Aww, poor Zach :(

[Nightmare5F]

I think I need to get myself a bottle of acid with, like, tiny needles.

[Kogerii]

Nice effects at the end and I love the over-the-top labels.

[BlackandBlueMage]

its been 2 weeks since the last comment here. REMEDIED

[Hakudohshi]

Aww, Zack has Ebola, Scarab Beetles in his face, and no Funyuns :'(

[irishtrash15]

Spray him with anti-matter, touch him on the penis

[Totema1]

Holy crap, James without stubble.

[xXAkopAXx]

aw those beetles are grousome

[Schandherz]

ou fuck XD!

[bella1o1o]

Stare And Touch

stare at him then touch him on the penis.

[JelloApocalypse]

Lol he blinks at 1:37

[slacknhash]

James got Ebola in Chason's Funyuns!

[girlover555]

Am I the only one that noticed that they all have blue eyes? Including Chason?

[suprninja]

I shit a Brick when he used the anti-matter

[N3THER]

what happened to chason?

[shah9871]

funny fucking hell are you .

[Grapez301]

the Anti-matter was kind of creeepy

[xenox234]

the guy blinked at 1:01

[FOXGEAR92]

What...the...fluff...

[Saltheigh]

grossoooooutt

[valdemarerbarenedere]

reminds me of tekken 3

[Raneman25]

He got some of the Ebola on his lips... fail.

[Youtomia]

Oh shit. Now I have to go get some Funions.

[mrpwase]

Gangsta Zach.

[FuyutsukiKouzou]

Isn't blowing air into someone's eyes against the rules? I call shenanigans on that one.

[azbf777775k]

Whats EBOLA?

[JimBobWhoRocks]

viral hemorrhagic fever with an insanely high mortality rate (like 90% iirc)

[ElMassi666]

Give them to meeeeeee

[zrogoszinski]

he blinked while pouring milk on himself

[cowlesmc]

The other guy blinked, when he blew the ebola powder.

[tbeaar05]

@cowlesmc so true didn't notice that

[psico91]

"Acid, with, like tiny needles" priceless, this was the first smbc video i saw and its still the Number One for me

congrats guys!

[Milliondollarman]

I have never had funyons. Are they worth ebola?

[Jr0ckAkuma]

Hell's yeah!

[Bealocwealm]

@Milliondollarman Only when they're the spicy kind. They're merely worth bubonic plague otherwise.

[AdrianvsJak]

Why did they have those objects so conviently labeled? how does putting scarabs under your skin help at all? and what is anti-matter? In real life would you die from it? SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!!

[stinkybeanz]

@AdrianvsJak like how your able to breath with your intelligence.

[Stronglad]

HAAHA I AM SO STONED

[anonpuppet]

Before this video I thought SMBC theater was only kind of funny.

I like this video so much because it changed my mind.

[YouGuysArnt]

@Ssalamanderr NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hflevack]

@Ssalamanderr The Darkest Depths of Space (around his crotch), bam! Go!

[PhireblazeMS]

xD The Anti-matter was damn awesome xD

[SenorBougliani]

having all that stuff conveniently labeled in the living room proved to be useful after all

[YourXavier]

If you have anti-matter lying around, it's generally a good thing to have it correctly labeled. Just good lab practice

[TheReaper906]

@YourXavier They did label it correctly.

[holycow818181]

@TheReaper906 I think YourXavier was just complimenting them on their scientific professionalism.

[Wolfina2]

@SenorBougliani who knowns when that large glass of your sister's skin flakes in rosewater will come in handy

[Dinokun]

I was totally flipping out this entire video, as well as trying not to blink

[Bakasai]

0:13 Nose flaring! These guys mean business!

[KillswitchEdge]

GIVE THEM TO MEEE!

[TheChosenSpartan]

I would just use aluminum powder mixed with small bits of glass.

[Lilyonsan]

He blinked when he first started putting "your mothers milk" on him XD

[anonpuppet]

@Lilyonsan nobody's perfect

[Lilyonsan]

I guess your mothers mild has that effect on people huh?

[Jackdabomb1]

auggh. Blowing in the eyes is strictly against Ultimate Staring Contest rules

[Jusmo9]

I want antimatter in a bottle too.

[braaaainz]

HAHHA.. omg, this was absolutely too much.

you guys make excellent skits!!

[Terrakinetic]

1:01 HE LOST!!!

[Terrakinetic]

Both his eyes were closed!

[onimoz]

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

[somercet1]

epic... and Funyuns are worth it.

[Valease]

Anybody know the epic song that's playing?

[moofyman]

Yep, it's from Apple's Garage band/ iMovie.

[SHAD0WPH0X]

Ha, Zach's cough at the end is a nice touch.

[Tragoron]

This is some epic staring

[iamsmileyman]

jeez what is it with you guys and funyuns?

acid with like tiny needles is the best weapon :)

[guimontag]

i think it would have been funnier if halfway through the contest they noticed all the shit they were doing killed the funyuns guy

[JesusWey]

lulz

[apuleyo]

Look at how dirty Zach's feet are at the start of the video, lol.

[somercet1]

you're right... but he's a cutie.

[apuleyo]

I was merely pointing out that Zach doesn't wash his feet, just like me. The coincidences keep piling up, I think I might actually be Zach!

[MachanicalChicken]

lol, you can see him blink at 1:37

[JtvClipz]

Yeah, fail video

[smrtpig]

Took a turn for the hilarious at the 4th item

[jackminardi]

looks like someone watched video copilot

[blankvsblank]

i loled

[jrhather]

Actually quite good. Congrats!

[HeartlessEddy]

just a thought but salt water actully makes it easier to keep your eyes open...

[ramanglass544]

looks like someone got new editing software

[fraseryt]

This is my antimatter face:

o o

_0_

[rochea]

That guy looks like Ron Weasley.

[XenophanesHK]

I must say, I especially love the special effects in this one. Jolly good show, chaps!

[SenorBougliani]

lol the anitimatter wasnt necessary; zach blinks at 1:36

very funny the 'your mothers milk' part was hilarious

[jrhather]

So he does!

[zgates]

Anti-matter was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen hahahah.

[tetavo]

I think I should share my own voice

Concerning your weapons of choice Acid and needles would Be worse than beetles

Now please give me back my Rolls-Royce

Not to mention the ebola. Funny video, regardless.

[onnotangu]

Fucking classy! A++ will watch again.

[MasterEvilAce]

Pretty good. Would have been HILARIOUS if we never saw the guy in the middle until the end and HE was covered in all of the crap

[morloth112]

GIVE THEM TO MEE!!

[Lilyonsan]

@morloth112

...... I could get another bag...

[afo70]

Favorited. XD

[peanutfoot]

I love that they just have labeled bottles and jars of all that.

[Metalix01]

I love Funyuns

[gankaloid]

Good lord, that was creepy towards the end.

[AtomicRobot3]

1:47

[econojon]

Why didn't you use chili powder? WHY?!

[anonpuppet]

I would love to know how you guys did that scarab effect

[percifield13]

look up video co pilot, after effects tutorials that include that the anti matter face and more!

[cheesesteakphilly]

hahhahahahaha

[Barshki]

lol

[duhrooh6]

FAIL 1:38 he blinked! lol

[twist3d84]

1:54 lulz

[hpufo]

lol

[hooijm06]

GIVE THEM TO MEEEE!

[MLE05]

hahaha. you guys are terrible.

shame zach's like, married.

[15000000th]

The guy's reaction at about 52 seconds is priceless. FUNNY SHIT!

[RyuLoki]

The Anti-Matter Face! Awesome.

[FoxHoundUnit89]

You're retarded.

[pfunnk14]

fucking hilarious man.

[CNWitt10]

not bad

[miniibananaz5]

eww thats groossss!!!

[Vt3c]

roflmao nice job

[burlaybae]

he blinks at "your mothers milk"

Lol

[johnsxs]

dude

so good

[nbk113]

lol

[mercenarygary]

LAWL "your mothers milk" that was funny

[kellorkleft02]

I think it is safe to say the importance of acquiring Funyuns is much more important than the magnitude the 2 fellows presented in the video.

[Analgramm]

Best is :

Your mothers Milk At 0:54

look at the face of the fatty ^^

[mudbuck]

Failure. At 1:38 he blinks during the closeup.

[xiko2745]

hahahhahaha the milk was golden

[numb3rc]

Eh, it's good until the beetles, where I think it goes south of stupid.

[Thn1kk4man]

The funny ended at about :19

[floortomflower]

Oh, man, antimatter is clearly not to be fucked with.

And Theonewhoclimbs, this video is clearly set in the distant future where viral antidotes have been created, antimatter can be carried in a ketchup bottle, and "The Mummy" has just made a comeback.

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Well consider my disbelief suspended.

[DourantiProductionCo]

AAAAAHAHA

[thistlewood]

I like the acid with like, tiny needles one.

I also cringed at the flakes of sisters skin in delicate rose water

[MorganStack]

Sweet Jesus. You get your moneys worth when you say Ultimate.

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Viruses don't have antidotes.  That's poison.

[envagelium]

What are you an idiot? Really? Viruses dont have cures? Then u must be a real idiot. Check any book or even the internet about it then discuss it with me.

Sorry calling u an idiot but.... really.... common... you know.... :\

[JustAWanderingBard]

He said they didn't have "antidotes". He's not altogether wrong, just overly pedantic about the wording. In short, you're both idiots :)

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Antidotes act on toxins. Viruses are not toxins. The cure for a virus is either a vaccine, or antiviral drug. Please don't confuse my being an asshole with my being an idiot. They're two very different things.

[envagelium]

You an idiot? i didnt saied anithing 'bout antidotes. i asked you: "Viruses dont have cures?".

So dont give me any kind of speech if you simple cant read with other wrote. And im glad to see you admit VIRUSES HAVE CURE.

Sorry i must be sound like a asshole annoying the crap of you like this, i apologise, but i got kinda angry of what u wrote, and one thing leads to another and i was bored so..... you know... im sorry.

p.s.: Viruses DO have cure..... sorry i couldnt avoid writing this....

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Don't apologize. What's the point of speech if we can disagree? That being said, it's odd that you defend yourself saying you didn't mention antidotes, when I made no mention of cures. The original comment was regarding a specific misuse of a term. I elaborated on the appropriate term for a viral cure in a previous comment.

[envagelium]

Yeah i know its odd im apologising but when i saw what i wrote i saw that i was kinda a jerk in calling people idiots. I could start my opinion withouth calling names and im sorry.

And yeah now that i saw the comment i see that you didnt mentioned in cures. I guess i just assumed or something.

I apologise.

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

No sweat.  I guess people can be civil on the internet.

[DuhGrate1]

Lol, do you both of you guys need a room??

[Haedrian]

Awesome

[shill8989]

oh god I was eating.

[ZehEduardo]

Your Mother's Milk.

Dude, that one cracked me up.

[spaG0]

Nice One , but Zach does blink a few times during th milk sequence.

[Ravalexand]

because funyuns are that good. the only snackable vegetable.

[MangaSpinin01]

1:50 is so frickin funny lol

[D4rkDove]

Comic is great, but these are pretty awful.

[minogusti]

It's the first "SMBC theater" video that actually made me laugh.

Keep it going, guys!

[Asiancomedian]

Hahaha, I love this.

[KingDavid73]

wow, that was incredible.

[apuleyo]

Pure SMBC genius!

[tehredmage]

How exactly do you mesh this incredible mixture of disgust, horror, and hilariousness into these videos?