Goh Chok Tong - What the hell is he saying?

[c0nfus3ds0ul2]

GOH JIN THENG

[MrJianen]

 無能的家伙... ><

[pyuen1966]

water in brain...

[keeyk118b]

ah ? he worth 4 million a year ??

[goodbear34]

Be Grateful la Singaporeans.. We are atleast much more fortunate than some of the countries... It`s not like we`re Corrupted or something so just bear with it?

[wendyneo]

@goodbear34

We've LEEgali$ed corruption!

Watch this youtube video:

watch?v=4J0G755Ud8U

Are you a slave? Only a slave has to bear with what his master demands.

We are citizens / employer! We should sack our incompetent public SERVANTS, not "bear with it"!

[NarcissiqueDawnn]

die die die die die

[razer868]

garba garba garba garbage one-two-three, GCT is a chiak liao bee

tau nau swei, lampah twah, bak chiu look like lau ah bah

jiak buay see, khar buay giah, everyday kong langchau whey

[kelveto]

Remember...they're all in it for the money. They DON'T MEAN WHAT THEY SAY.

[kelveto]

Swiss standard of living? Fucking hot sun and fucking expensive taxis and overcrowded mrts, overpriced HDBs is your idea of Swiss standard of living. Clearly, it is YOU who is living the Swiss standard and you don't care about Singaporeans , but your own greedy, selfish pockets, eh?

[spore789]

why don't you walk on all 4 then it's better for you.

[spore789]

POLITICS ARE DIRTY , JUST REMEMBER THAT.

[MrKopiAnan]

The "THEN" Swiss Standard of Living? What an idiot.

Why don't PAP pay themselves with the salary of the top 1000 earners in Singapore in 1996 and NOT the current YEAR?

Utter BS.

[wowzaism]

stop hating..... he was one of the best prime ministers singapore ever had. you guys are just ungrateful and fail to see what the government are doing in for us in the long run. quit whining about being unhappy with your mediocre life. at least we don't have corrupt ministers like half the other SEA countries out there. if you think our government is so bad, just fucking become a PR in another country?

[wendyneo]

@wowzaism

We pay our PM the salary of leaders of USA + Canada + UK + Spain + France + Japan + Germany + Italy (G8) COMBINED, but you tell us to compare Singapore to SEA countries! R U out of your mind, or are you a running dog? I think you and our govt are bad, so pls fucking become PR of another country, or we will chase you out one day. Singapore belongs to us patriots, not running dogs like you and your master who has LEEGALISED CORRUPTION:

watch?v=4J0G755Ud8U

[wowzaism]

@wendyneo bitch, why don't you just fuck off? what you typed doesn't make any sense and you're clearly trying to promote that video of yours. why should I leave Singapore when i'm contented here? more like YOU should leave because YOU are not contented? bitch, even opposition leaders know how to have respect for Goh. only jaded assholes like you discontented with how you've not benefitted from society hate on everyone. you call me "bad" but you don't even knw me. hah how mature. just fuck off la

[tackogecko]

well...there's always the third leg...try using that more often!

[whatting15]

Well, he is right about you can find anything on Google!!

[minami999jepon]

Aiyah,talking with your mouth shut is better then shut up with your mouth open lah..he..he..

[Wenyang97]

you can only walk with 2 legs, with 1 leg you can't even walk at all! Dunno what nonsense he spouting lah...

[papalolita]

Initial onset of senility or dementia.

Won't be long before Woody Goh up lorry.

[sentonify]

not everything can be found in Google

[hanalexu]

Swiss Standard for those few lucky ones only.

[minami999jepon]

Swiss standard,what a joke! Malulah Singapura....

[kelveto]

Swiss Standard, KNN CCB, my ass!

[DoubleGlog]

Actually, is it "Walking with two legs are much easier than walking with one leg." or "Walking with two legs is much easier than walking with one leg."?

[Mscandyflosse]

what is the point of this video? -.-

[nooberlishes]

I am not trying to be a grammar nazi, but shouldn't it be walking with two legs IS much easier than walking with one leg.

[JeremyImp]

Holy fuck, never ever judge based on a speech excerpt without showing his possible justifications after that. What if he explained his words after that, huh?

[tindesk862]

why did he talk abt swiss?we hv nothin to do with swiss. he compare wat.He like a kid talkin nonsense

[zhizian]

So now we have just achieved 1994 swiss standard of living... so when will 2011 swiss standard of living coming? 2026????? Like tat also can smoke thru ah???

[97432561]

talking using yr brain is better then talking without using brains

[Beginningless]

No wonder Tin Peiling is in HIS team.

Leader talked retarded, newbie talked stooopid.

Made a dream team come true!!!

[sshaaista]

I think iwhen you said that Tan Pei Ling made it,at your expence, of a lower majority for you.IF she had won in a single ward,than you can say that she made and the call for resignation would not have been taken.George Yeo should have been there instead of her.She should have been in ALGUNIED.As her lost would not not make a difference to the nation.Now we have lost a very capable MINSTER.Was it worth it? Yes may be,paying her much less than George.

[123asdblackshot]

oi Goh Chock Tong

wtf u saying to us u are like mumbling in a shit puddle of mud

[jolinbukoh]

Swiss standard of living? Tsk... that is only proven by our GDP. Maybe the ministers are the only one enjoying the Swiss standard of living....

[MrOldestPerson]

wow PAP continue to recruit people like that..i rather they not be the ruling party

[thehighestvoltage]

I think he was referring to something else la, just that the video was cut and pasted into this video, making him sound incoherent.

[Nepo35]

Haha

[TheWastedfreak]

Lol PAP sucks

[xia0b0iix]

I just understood what he is trying to say.

We need 2 legs (PAP & WP) to govern Singapore better than with 1 leg (PAP).

[zhizian]

I think I know what u mean.... We achieved 1984 Swiss standard of living.... Is this a downgrade or upgrade I wonder....

[DIXIEBOY68]

another oppostion ball sucker video on anti PAP? Well, you guys stood especially low just to throw arrow at the government , what a asshole, try to change our vote, ,well you just have to try much harder and make sure less dirty

[duchessandthetree]

the uploader feels the same way as me!!

[mikeleekok]

err....squeals me please, don't quite get what you are talking about?

walking with two legs are much easier than walking with one leg?

and walking with one leg is much easier than walking with no leg?

err...squeals me again please........damn, what am I talking about?

[crapbag89]

he also dunno what to say.

[mypmyt]

Hahaha .... err .... I don't know what to say .... :)

With one leg .... it's call "hop", not "walk" :D

And, I tried to google "how to walk with one leg" ....

Closest match ...

"You Can't Walk on One Leg « Vision and Verb"

Hahaha

[rockysavage]

What talking you?

[taysoonoei]

My mother-in-law in China retired for almost 30 years ago, now 72 years old. She does not need to work and the state still pay her regular income every month. No need to work and enjoy doing "tai chi" and chinese dance. Truly she is Swiss Standard of Living.

[yaoxing76]

He's saying that Singapore is already years ahead by achieving Swiss' 1984 standard of living in 1999. So he's conceding that Singapore's standard can never be contemporary with Swiss because it's expected to be 20 years behind. Then why are people still voting him in? He's just another follower, not a leader. Appointing him Emeritus SM is an insult to the title.

[yaumatei1994]

@yaoxing76 srsly man, that quote by GCK about SG attaining swiss standard of living in 1984 by 1999 is juz plain ol' confusing to me.

[crapbag89]

swiss standard of living? does he mean the elderly in Switzerland are doing janitorial work and picking up used cans from rubbish bins?

[achahei]

One of his memorable utterances: "What if we all (PAPists) stay away from politics. What will become of Singapore then?." (not verbatim). Macham betul (like real)! With all the thrill of power, influence, fame and fortune, it is awfully hard for a head of govt to give up the jackpot.. In many countries, politicians try to cling to power by hook or by crook.

[zenipmann]

I have a hunch that the opposition party (NSP) will have a very very strong chance of winning Marine Parade in 2016 regardless if GCT is there, especially if they field their leaders like Karen Poa and her husband (hope I got her name right) together w Nicole Seah and form a tight team.

[achahei]

@zenipmann Better still if Nicole Seah teams up with Tan Jee Say (if he switches to NSP) in the next GE. It would be a dream team and certain to take Marine Parade GRC. :)

[karmlan123]

Listen carefully, he said we achieved Swiss standard of living 4 or 5 years ahead. So he meant those millionsters lah.

For us normal citizens will achieved Swiss standard of living at night when we sleep and dream.

[chiabt21]

taxpayers dun pay u for talking ROT !!!

[chiabt21]

sound like ANIMAL FARM !!!

[chiabt21]

sound like ANIMAL FARM !!!

[chyeyamheng]

"Walking with 2 legs is better than walking with 1 leg..." means one party political system will never work?

[applez187]

so weird...

[tancwei]

I think is by 1999 they want achieve the "1984 Swiss standard of living" and they did it 4 or 5 years ahead... 

[Leongsam]

1999 achieve 1984's swiss standard of living. Not today's swiss standard. So easy you also blur?

[hsliow]

"walking with 2 legs is better?", sounds similar, now where have I heard that from

(scratching my head)

Wait, isn't that from "4 legs good, 2 legs better?"

we ARE in deep sh*t!

[Sungeicock]

Swiss standard and Punggol 21 becomes Punggol 21 plus-plus?

[benginjoel]

He has become senile due to old age ...

[jemdude22]

i would like to migrate to Switzerland to achieve Swiss standard of living for myself, instantly.

[DemocracySingapore]

you can join Gaddafi, Macros and W. Bush i the fiery pits.

[ZHENSHUN]

@DemocracySingapore Fiery PITS plus eternal BASEBALL BAT IN THE RECTUM forever...

[Tanyoushang]

Yeah we mush have two opposite party better tha one PAP

[chyeyamheng]

This is call "Talk Cock, Sing Song" ...

[uncleroxk]

swiss no army one leh

[loho174]

@uncleroxk YOU BET!!!

[uncleroxk]

wheelchair better..

[masktchigotchi]

PEANUT from Mrs Goh!

[masktchigotchi]

On the same analogy Lau Goh, it will even be better walking with 3 legs. Duh!!!!

[hallwy3]

too late too little, mr. goh.

bye bye pap !

[kingnek]

i am confused by the years, what does flip flop SM Goh mean?

[achahei]

Nicole Seah is more useful to Singapore. Despite her gender and young age, she sacrificially left her comfort zone to speak up and act for the underdogs in society and seek to serve them full time. She has the guts and gumption of ten men. A pure gem.

[FooWeeSan]

@achahei But she fake fake one ley. Still wanna raise money for no reason. Money goes into her own pocket.

[ambrosialmien]

@achahei Why does it have to be 'despite her gender' and not 'because' of it?

[achahei]

@ambrosialmien Because it would take a lot of guts and self-belief for a young woman to take on the formidable PAP juggernaut. Generally, women don't have the stomach for the rough and tumble of politics, hence their low participation in every country.

[ambrosialmien]

@achahei That is really a typical view of women that society has made up, especially men. It is funny, because the reasons women themselves would give are completely different.

[achahei]

@ambrosialmien Women have their strengths and weaknesses, just as men do. They complement each other for their well-being as a family unit. Hey, I've no problems with womenfolks, you understand. Don't want to start World War III. :)

[wowzaism]

@achahei condoleeza rice, aung san suu kyi, angela merkel and so many more amazing women......

[spaz9i2]

Er yeah that Swiss standard of living HE has achieved, not the rest of us.

[peterleenc]

Didn't know he can tell jokes.

[eternalspotlessmind]

what he is saying is that in 1984, he promised a swiss standard of living by the year 1999 and he claimed that they have achieved it 4 or 5 years ahead. (that means, to him, they have achieved it in 1994/95). so his telling us that they did what they had promised. (if they did, how come we didn't know?)

[harchiongkai]

GCT - you failed to deliver on your promise of Swiss standard of living by 2010 or maybe you are referring only to your MPs.

You also hit below the belt when you said Tay Jee Say was not good enough to be your perm sec.

[dude8233]

Achieved Swiss Standard for themselves ahead in 4 or 5 years.......I agree

[uNamed2004]

lol

[hereandnow89]

he made a grammatical error: walking with 2 legs ARE much easier?!?! lol

[karmlan123]

Actually he is right. With 3 to 4 million dollar income a year, the living standard even exceeds Swiss.

[MrPino1969]

i tot i am the one not understand why 1999 can forward to 1984.....when I watched in razor few days ago.

now I know i am not alone.

[denzuko1]

"Walking with 2 legs is better than walking with 1 leg..." means one party political system will never work?

[yupgiguy79]

no respect for him liao. no integrity

[yiriktan]

sickening old fart

[Ansonbe]

what is SM GOh joking abt this time??? 199 what, wake up , this is 2011!!!

[DiarySG]

good job once again. goh has lost it