DO NOT TOUCH! | T-Time | tristopiaTV

[jcb0204]

A sighn saying "thank you for reading this and Wasting your life but because you care here Is cake

[jcb0204]

@jcb0204 WTF to myself

[jcb0204]

@jcb0204

[jcb0204]

I'm the same always touch the paint but I always win...stupid sighn...stupid OCD

[fernandaszyszka]

"The teacher would ask me a question about the noble gases, I didn't react" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[Theguitarhero1990]

Free Sex

[Tommy3219]

As soon as he said "you've won the game!" I was like "..you bitch."

[HackAssassin]

Caution this sign has sharp edges.

[reccomendapp]

friday,friday gotta get down on friday.......

[IrishKeshiHead]

Caution, Falling off steep hills could lead to personal injury.. or falling through a worm hole into an alternate dimension.

[Just4UGaming]

Do not touch and by that we mean touch but when i say touch it means you might be able to sneakily touch it and by that we mean don't touch it :D T-shirt please

[Computd]

I CAN HAZ T-SHIRT?

[prab99uk]

chocolate fountain

[totallyrandom314]

caution falling cheese 

[DialB4Barber]

CAUTION-narcissistic adolescent ranting.

[Mazier123]

NO tresspassing violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again!

[sergfyr]

Caution! Naked Women Behind You

[Neg1tive]

Well GIVE ME THAT T SHIRT :D

[inventorlewis]

caution this sign has sharp edges

[thiscallump]

A sign that Says "BOOBS! -------->" Just so you can see how many people look! 

[Psymonized]

Another twat with a channel talking absolute dribble.

[iwatchstuff211]

@Psymonized Suck as yourself? Correct?

[realfunnythomas]

the sign should say don't touch or die

[Potatoxpotahto]

The best sign ever would be big bold words that read " I spit on babies" and in between those words, are little tiny words that state "if you read this sign, you are hereby entering into a legally binding contract to give me all of your money."

Also instead of "I spit on babies" it could say " I spit on puppies" or "free sex" or "person born with two sets of genitalia" while still retaining the small print money maker in the middle.

[OmgItsB0b0]

best sign ever ''Playgirl mansion'' cuz lets face it, girls need some fun too ;) 

[emmalikestwilight]

The best sign would say "Meet Tris Here".

[LLOYD19851012]

Have a sign, but hide it.

[ILikeCrumpets]

I OBJECT to the hatred of Latin.

[warnoober]

i liked (yay)

[Veresnau]

There's actually a sign at my local Food Lion parking lot that says NOTICE

Large rock

with an arrow pointing to a large rock.

[megajoeford]

^ baby jesus above. Dont touch.

[HPM1995]

"Here, take my brother -->" or something xd

[jjcooljj]

"A bit like sprinting", hahaha, that bit made me laugh so much.

Best sign ever? "Free Food"

Yes.

[leelawsonuk]

McDonalds having a sign that says ''Closed, Moved to KFC'' - I think that would be epic like =]

[hcmotherster]

"Congrats. You won a FREE hug!" I'd love to see some fool trying to hug a sign. :)

[avivkre]

LOL it's 3 am here and I'm watching this, i can't stop laughing ! I think woke the entire house..

Tris you're the best !!! :)

[giovanaguzinski]

"free whipping"... then behind the sign you see justin bieber tied up to a post... too hard?

[giovanaguzinski]

I've actually urged for a "wet paint" sign 2 days ago when I've lean back in a green grid while waiting for the bus... Artistical job on the back of my white shirt! ¬¬

[MrNicksterW]

A sign saying "Free Tristopia T-Shirts"

[CheatMaster24]

Free sex

[paleiscooltoo]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[CamWattsYourProblem]

This sign is available in brail.

[CamWattsYourProblem]

theres one in a tax office that says "this door is closed" trust the tax man to do something that pointless.

[diaryme91]

'CAN LOOK BUT CANNOT TOUCH' or the other way around...

p/s: tell me if this comment isnt catchy..i got plan B ^^

[mundxanth]

The best sign ever is actually "No Outlet" You can find these signs all over the southern US, and yet the houses around still have power. How can they have power without any power outlets? What do they plug their lamps and hair dryers into?

[DJTOP111]

the best sign ever, If You Touch This sign it automaticly release its fire powerd turrets which could cause a minor explotion helping the start of the appocolypse which may really really piss off america who planned on starting the appocolypse when they declare war on china or russia but nobody really cares about russia any more they arnt all that powerfull but china is now. I think i have taken this comment a little to far!

[LaMoOosh91]

Hmmmmmmmmm .. I Guess " Signs Do Not Always Mean You'll Get Married " !! that would need a huge sign :p

[twifan131313]

the best sign ever..........."Wet Paint"

[YouWereBornToServeMe]

Best sign ever: This is not a sign.

Can I have a T-Shirt anyway?

[HalfBloodPatronus]

Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.

[Vickyvictoria101]

"Youre not pregnant" ...?

[Helveticats]

"Do Not Touch" written in Braille.

[HannahDoesVlogs]

Tris you are fantastic.

[Tommyf97]

Hello there Frank. (This would be mindblowing to people named Frank.)

[aandgpointlessvideos]

Dr. Payne

[leahlovesroses]

.......i love you..? thats reason enough to win, right? :) X

[madroswellfan]

"BEWARE!!!

This sign... is a sign"

[UnaKiadd]

Subscribed

[chemicalscratch]

Tristans den is epic :D

[CrayonVlogger]

Lost.

[Piplupvidz0105]

Free hugs! You know you wants some ^.^

[1allinone1]

it should say you have just wasted a few seconds of your life reading me you could have saved a spider from drowning in that time

[BangTidyUs]

hey, wud you mind helpin me to promote my youtube channel by gettin peeps to google bangtidyus :) wud be a great help ;)

[lightandarklove]

in small letters it would say: if you can read this then you've probably caught the cold of the last guy who was here.

[MullyAndMe]

The best sine is that of a traingle

[maxsuperdudeisawesom]

'Go this way to win the game'.

[nesspk14]

One rule-free wish.

[wazzupxyz1]

traffic light code, green GO, amber GO FASTER, red GO REALLY REALLY FAST!!

[LucieQuackx]

'In the few seconds you take to read this sign, yo will have found out how much  time you wasted reading it' that sign would piss me off...

[wazzupxyz1]

I think Tris is more funny than rwj.

[Lorcan72]

It would say... Ur shoelace is undone and while ur checking it would drop a Block of metal on ur back""

[BadGyalZaz]

This is a special sign.... Just bcoz it can b

[HVA2015]

we see you when your sleeping, we know when your awake... (for a securty company)

[BlibMilk]

DANGER: If you can read this, I'm about to give you a hug! :3

*On second thoughts, that's a bit of a creepy sign...*

[19musicequalslife]

A sign at a rest stop on the highway that says " No bathrooms" :)

[DLBmedia]

CAUTION: THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES

[Stanovic]

If you hold up a sign it should say 'my arms are sore!'

[superheroarjun]

My penis is hard

[ashy2016]

The one that says "best sign ever."

[camvid11]

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[No8Barney]

ANYTHING YOU LIKE



[CoutinhoL]

Really enjoy your vlog, Tris.

In Brazil there's this sign on the bus that reads: Do not pretend you're asleep to avoid giving your seat to elders.

[Piemaneatsfishstix]

Best sign would be: what you looking at?

[TheDoctorWhoFan19]

Don't worry there are plenty of people who do that!, i know i do with the hot plate or when someone says be careful that food is hot and you take a bite out of it and burn your mouth :( then they say i told you so!. All you can do is laugh at yourself!. With your T-Time question it has to be about when Aliens land on earth! a giant sign saying "take me with you!" of course. Not really but yeah. x

[CookingWithJess]

I found a sign in Finland that said 'Please no Defecating on the subway'... funniest moment of my life. x

[sunnysideuplove]

FREE HUGS! :D

[ilijacar3]

@sunnysideuplove DELUXE.HUGS.FOR.OE.DOLLAR...ea­ch

[seortega11]

Best sign ever is "Free Candy *on a van*"

[madcow996]

I lost the game :(

But I could at least still win a t-shirt!

[Dixxi91]

I WANT A TSHIRT D: T^T

[khep24]

The best sign would be "Beware of T-Time"!!!

[Tehglitchinator]

damn you tris u made me lose the game. and the best sign would be you lost the game

[drdylonthemadman]

The best sing you cuind see is one thAat says free t shtret lolololololoololo

[DaniDevineeee]

I actually feel like I am watching Channel 4 when I watch your videos xD

[DivingNeon]

"Click here to win a free Ipad!" <If only the sign was true... :(

[Nintendo4ever97]

a sign that says this is a sign

[TheMrFishcake]

(On Sign) Insert Text Here.

[malyboy88]

A response to PJLTV's comment from last week question:

Actually, there are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

And answer for this week question: a sign from God.

[DrEpicalyRandom]

A "subscribe to tristopiaTV" sign

[TheHatOfDestiny]

Best sign ever:

DO NOT PIN UP SIGNS

[13CharlieeLouu13]

Sign: "SIGN NOT IN USE"

[Blazdaeur]

Nice episode.

[24Pianist]

If you are reading this sign

you have just wasted 10 seconds of your life

Oh yeah! One - nil!

[MrsStephanieSings]

The best sign ever would be Tristans house to your left, so i could come meet you and say Hi!

[rickygervais22]

warning!

slow church services

[aidenleeefwf]

Million Pound Drop Over There ----->

[SciFiChronicles]

SIGN: Free Food

[thibaultmol]

sign: THIS IS T-TIME!!!

[Megiirl]

I reckon wet paint signs are the only things Clegg is in charge of. That, and pencil sharpenings.

[cgkitti]

Tris, I love your awkward dancing when you show comments at the end! It gets me every time.

[totallyspies1234]

"If you smoke dope at a police station, you will not get high." That would be an awesome sigh. How many would try it?

[webkinzcyrus173]

Best sign ever would be a sign that says

"To The Blind-Don't Fall Off The Cliff"

 When of course they couldn't read that....

[LauraAmy941]

Best sign ever: DO NOT LEAN ON ZOO FENCES, IF YOU FALL THE ANIMALS COULD EAT YOU AND THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM SICK!

[LauraAmy941]

Best sign ever: WARNING, CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS!

[SazzieChan]

Of course David Cameron is incharge of signs! I mean who else would be, the sign man?!

[limpanastrom]

ah shit. I haven't lost the game in about two months. thank you tristan, I just lost the game.

[1976coolman]

wannabee  .

[TheMegahappycheese]

ignore the i at the start of that

[TheMegahappycheese]

i sign my friend showed me this: CAUTION THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES , DO NOT TOUCH THE EDGES OF THIS SIGN, also the bridge is out ahead

[TheMegahappycheese]

every wet paint sign i have ever tested the wet paint has ALLWAYS been dry and it makes me feel like complaining about how false that sign is, when they have probably just forgotten to take it down

[cakefartss]

This sign has sharp edges DO NOT TOUCH. And its a real sign in my town, very epic

[debluemonkey]

Press this button to check whether or not the 10 tonne weight your standing under is working.

[ohyesitsme21]

shoes and shirts required

Bras And Pants Optional

[daryadee1]

FREE MONEY

[upsidedowntuesday]

I can't believe you made me lose the game!!! it was atleast a month!!

[neilmcneiler]

SCHOOL CLOSED DUE TO MAINTENANCE!

[YuGiRuLeS]

The best sign (which is real): DO NOT READ THIS SIGN under the penalty of the law.

Obviously meant for the visually impaired. Obviously.

[theYeehs]

The best sign would be... a speed limit sign that says

3 mph

How genious :)

[garysquirrelreviews]

teleport 1p per go

[kijkenify]

Sign:

Watch youtube NOW It's T-time

[amazingmonkeys]

Urmm.. Free tshirt because I'm not original, can't think of any funny comment but have been loyally subscribed to you for ages? :3

[nathanjenx]

A free blowjob sign.

[thethetheshow]

"This sign doesn't say anything in particular"

[AlexTeddy888]

THE GAME

[limegirl000]

"You are not in kansas anymore"

[dietcokeabuser]

Best sign ever you ask? That would be FREE MONEY!

[punkylovex6x]

heeyyy tris..........................­.............

best sign ever would be simply "wanted" it would make people feel special. and if not you can play search the murderer only u probley shouldnt! or with luck theres a job ... but i like wanted signs ... very randomly im english and dnt hear the accent peple insist i have .. but i hear urrs and urr voice is reli reli hot !!! lool ..... take care (another sign i like saying take care) take care of bloodyyy what ... lool take care of yourself tris

[MrGummyBears80]

You must be seven or older to go in the play area.

[TheSarcasticBunny]

Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on enclosure fence. If you fall in, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

[StupidBastardsNI]

Connecticut Welcomes You.... Birthplace Of George W.Bush..... We Apologize

[StupidBastardsNI]

Sign= "Well You did ask for a Sign" -God

[StupidBastardsNI]

Sign= No Trespassing, Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again

[Berntisso]

I didn't tuch... until now.

[XXXXSandOOOOS]

Nice dance moves there at the end:D

[outoftheordianry]

No sign here

[sir9integra9jr]

Touch This Sign

[dragonite63]

do not touch

[TheRedHairing40]

Beware of Screaming Mime

[lalalissyy]

I just went to the Harry Potter exhibition and they had signs everywhere with do not touch. It killed me because the stuff would be in arms reach. And you just stare at the sign and be like you bastards!! 

[ilovehatter101]

This video is about to waste your time sign.....because instead of watching you could be baking a cake and who doesn't like cake?

[spyCitalian]

The cameron comment was perfect! Cheers for that!

[squidy2343]

An awesome sign would be: Free money over here!!! hahahaha

[Christ4760]

InThe states here, love the show, and I always lose the game. Sign: Children at play, no laughing.

[swinnie93]

I think a sign saying 'The Game' just so everyone loses the game when they see it, resulting in people being pissed off

[missychick1359]

Best sign- "Free food for everyone who stands here"

[dada1484P]

"WAIT HERE TO GET A KISS FROM TRIS" (and then of course you wait and wait and Tris never turns up :'( Boohoo)

[McFlippyhoo]

A sign within a sign within a sign

[insaneflame13]

best sign ever "THIS IS NOT A TEST"

[bwitishspacecraft]

"Dry Paint: Do Not Touch"

[krazytaru]

Best sign would be "it's T-Time!"

[xsaraxarmstrongx]

dammit!! i just lost the game T^T third time today =_='

[xXxFoixyladyxXx]

I just lost the game. Damn you, Tris!

[TheCalaxy]

"You just won the tristopia t-shirt!"

[alandjerr]

''Sign not in use'' is a good one .. ;D

[felha13]

"weeds"

[CaptainGrimlock]

first off i didn't lose the game I have a platinum angel. magic card look it up. as for the best sign... one of those light bulb street signs that blink. "Zombie ahead! Use precaution"

[thatgirlmimi123]

you just lost the game < best sign ever.

[TheRealHippie1996]

"Not Wet Paint" ;)