The Best of Mr. DeMartino

[Tonian205X]

"The she-devil who walks among us..." He is so awesome!

[swordhunter12]

Interestingly Mr DeMartino and Kevin have the same voice actor, so Mr DeMartino is literally his own worst enemy.

[0551E80Y]

lets play a game everytime his eye bulges take a shot of whiskey 

[TheCarrion6]

Best pissed off character ever.

[DesirablePeaches]

Haha someone needs TLC.

[firebat128]

1:04 - he got so pissed he fucked up the video tape!!!

[hyrulemusic]

CHEESE-LAWGS!!

[SpiritusPhantom]

my favourite faculty character

[madvonvanity69]

im suppise he didnt break a blood vesial

[tiffanyth111184]

Cheese logs! Delicious! o-O

[DharmaDaniel]

People seem to think he (demartino) is based upon Walken but I have heard many times before that he was based upon Pacino circa his "Taxi Driver" years. Either way, he's brilliant.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

See, this guy's my favourite character since he's the only one who DOESN'T have freakin' dots for eyes.

[Aizen1122]

i wished mr. DeMartino was a college professor cause i would take his class every semester

[last1left4takeoff]

@TakingKansas it was by lil Kim called black Friday

[Frostmute19]

CHEESELOGS!!!!!! O-o

[abridgedfan107]

when his eye pops out, he reminds me of something in invader zim. =D probably my favorite character! =D

[YoungNickJames]

...CHEEZ LOGS!!!

[Gothneko13]

I was waiting for "you know Brittany? Considering the lack of ingeniuty, sometimes, not very often, you come out with interesting answers" that one was awesome, I feel like I should tell everyone that one.

[Naxel4359]

CHEESELOGS!!!!!

[Bigbleachy]

woop woop alice in chains!

[chaneloisa]

i found it funny how his eye raises when he's angry

[cutsie5666]

Now I realize that the scientist in the first human centipede kind of looks like him (I can't say DeMartino looks like him, there's a pecking order here)

[murph8089]

"Conserve your energy students, pretend you're in class!"

[TakingKansas]

song at start?

[orgixvi3]

DeMartino was the best character!

[kingkongbassbeat]

That was my math teacher in junior year of high school pretty much. Always stressed out and raising his voice.

[TheThoughtVacuum]

Hes like a PTSD coked up version of Moe Sizlack.

[TheNyCsound]

Older cracked out teacher cartoon version of fire martial bill. Jim Carey FTW well alrighty then

[lazyd3vil]

oh... his good eye...

[Tonian205X]

5:40

The she-devil that walks among us xD

The scripts for that show are so freakin' fun.

[funnyloser]

anything by DeMartino is the best by DeMartino

[NephilimRomance]

Give Mr. DeMartino his own show!

[rokkershonor]

Dat eye..... 0.o

[Magroboss]

5:43 U mad?

[ASmilingMalice]

People called me "Daria" when I was growing up. I think they had the wrong character in mind. This one might be way more appropriate.

[marksmithwas12]

Whats the episode where he loses his teeth?

[ecksabier]

@marksmithwas12 one of the halloween episodes..

[awesomesaucical]

lets learn to love ourselves. TOGETHER.

[RubyOnyxx]

7:07 omfg hahahahaha

[VictorC53]

POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN TOOT TOOT

[thechocobro]

I always liked how Mr. DeMartino got along well with Daria and Jane in this show.

[forgottenmaz]

I miss this show

[ZiahtandEcyla]

"VERY GOOD DARIA! YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!"

[LemonFiEsTa]

CHEESE LOGS.

[newstarcadefan]

Tell you what, Mr. DeMartino as a teacher would definately be fun, exciting, creepy and scary at the same time.

[VideoCrimzon]

I love how the video description feels like an obituary notice.

R.I.P

Daria

1997-2002

[KillerKwean13]

i love when he says "You go girlfriend" lol.

[62SG]

2:59

"BYARRRRGH!"

[dkb201998]

04:08 the music made me laugh

[dkb201998]

lol at 03:23 

[jonnnyyb3]

what episode is 01:10 - 01:18 from ?

[AdonTimasu]

@jonnnyyb3 The Daria Hunter, season 2 episode 2.

[Webpelt]

CHEESE LOGS

[newstarcadefan]

@Webpelt That is a meme waiting to happen...

[wutdaFU3K]

4:06

His eye bursts in his sleep too. Lol.

[PrincessaVerde]

Hey! These two outSIders made a good suggestion!

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Haha, I don't remember him saying "Lanyards SUCK!" Maybe I'm wrong, but I think they cut it out of the syndicated version of the summer movie.

If I made a live action Daria movie, I'd have Lewis Black play Mr. DiMartino.

[NerdomBreakdown]

Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic?! Or at the base of a volcano?! Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all of my potential by becoming A TEACHERR!?!

[ThisIsIt732]

what's the song at the intro

[dirxphan]

9:18 makes me laugh EVERY time I watch Is it Fall Yet?

[twiggypeerzingz]

He needs sex

[AlessaChevalier]

01:10 Rooster. That does it. I'm watching this series.

[CozzaMbozza]

He's like a psychotic Christopher Walken! Excellent.

[avnasrose]

@CozzaMbozza Correction: A more psychotic Christopher Walken.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@CozzaMbozza true but when was Walken ever sane?

[dkb201998]

04:28-04:33

he sounds like vegeta

[dkb201998]

I never heard of this guy

but thats one weird eye O_o

[Tigerman1138]

I *love* 3:20 ...DeMartino doing his Brittany!

[Dragonstorm787]

00:52 - 1:06 - Whoa...DeMartino got so intense there he even caused the tape frames to skip lol

[AutumnDevi]

@Dragonstorm787 I think he's related to slender man....

[JLadicuss]

It's too bad the recent release of the show didn't have all of the great music from the original airings...st[O.o]pid red tape.

[dasboten]

What is the song that played at the very beginning?

[mojojo1993]

Mr.DeMartino was one of my favorite characters in Daria i miss the show now back when MTV was Kool not like now

[BardandQueen]

Professor Snape Unhinged. I LOVE Mr DeMartino good memories of my own teacher I had who was like him.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen Wow someone should write a fanfic showdown between them.

[BardandQueen]

@Shanethefilmmaker Oh if only xD

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen I can see it now it would be like Wife Swap only with teachers instead of spouse:

Demartino: So Mr. Malfoy, perhaps I am being UNFAIR that you get 10 points taken away from SLYTHERIN.

Malfoy: Wait till my father hears about this.

Demartino: Your FATHER!? The Ablino haired RACIST rich SNOB that hates anything unPURE!!?

Malfoy: *Shuts up now*

Meanwhile:

Snape: Mr. Thompson can you tell me what war manifest destiny took place?

Kevin: The vietcong war?

Snape: *facepalm*

[BardandQueen]

@Shanethefilmmaker oh..god my sides XDDD I can hear them in my head now!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen I only put the facepalm in because the limit exceeded I originally wanted to put Snape whacking Kevin over the head with a book.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen though now that we are on the subject what house do you think Daria, Quinn, Jane, Fashion Club, The teachers, Kevin and Brittany would be in?

[BardandQueen]

@Shanethefilmmaker hmm..interesting question...how does one divide them into houses...either by personality or trying to figure out what poor house will be subjected to what XD let me see ...daria ravenclan and so would be jane. fashion club i would say hufflepuff, kevin and brittany i would have to say gryffindor.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen I kinda pegged the Fashion club to be slytherins since they view anyone unfashionable with the same prejudice the slyths have against muggle borns. I could see Daria in either Ravenclaw for her brain or Gryffindor simply because she wouldn't be the only genius in that group. DeMartino is a definate Gryffindor since he is very brave despite his insanity.

[BardandQueen]

@Shanethefilmmaker Slytherin ...mmmm definantly would be Sandi now IF the members met on the train such as many students did they might follow her like regular puppy dogs after the bone. So it is quite possible for them to be slytherins'. But I still think hufflepuff. XD DeMartino...definante Gryffindor insanity would be rooted into bravery. Since most have to be INSANE to do some of the bravest of things.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen To tell you the truth I think Sandi and Draco would be a good couple.

[BardandQueen]

@Shanethefilmmaker Hasn't that boy been through enough? XDDD

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@BardandQueen not on my watch.

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

he got so mad he'fucked up he tape at 1:04

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@UnlimitedProdiction1 I thought chuck norris was the only one whom can do that.

[kgurlybrat]

3:38

most amazing line ever XD

[PrettyBurn83]

4:58 Oh my god, fell out of my chair laughing...

[hoshbrown41]

SO glad you included the clip where he ripped a sink out of the wall and chucked it through the window. IM GOIN ON A HIKE!

[NebulousSquirrel]

02:48 is it just me or does he sound exactly like mojojo when he says 400?

[colorsmadeoftears]

When was that wedding ?!

[JeseonAuditions]

@colorsmadeoftears

Episode "Write Where it Hurts" :)

It was just a story.

[colorsmadeoftears]

I had at least a couple teachers like that... One physics teacher in high school :  "if you don't understand the laws of gravity, just try and jump off the freakin' third floor !!!" and a really good history teacher at university. He's not crazy at all, just really passionate, sarcastic and well... impressive.

[wogacelli]

Man i used to lose my shit every time he did that eyeball thing. Good memories.

[JSmusiqalthinka]

1:04

He got so mad that he messed up the picture. xD

[josiestar02]

The only reason i watched the show was because of him!!

[YatenLegacy]

Mr.Demartino could have his own show~

[ChipOffTheOldBlock99]

Who the HELL disliked this? Mr. D is one of the greatest characters in television history.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@ChipOffTheOldBlock99 5 bucks says that one is a blonde and the other is a jock..

[ChipOffTheOldBlock99]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Ha-ha! Good call.

[colslax]

Popeye the Sailor Man!  Toot Toot!

[zcarrell]

CHEESE LOGS!!

[EMERALDanimations]

My favourite character of all time "METAL substance of STRENGTH and HONOUR!"

[hillysats]

@EMERALDanimations

I like that you added a 'U' in Honour. Proper grammar.

[EMERALDanimations]

@hillysats British spelling.

[sneakyguest]

I love him so much!

[Dagger33]

"Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day, when you've got the Heisman Trophy and a chain of auto-dealerships and I'M saving up for a second pair of pants! Will you promise me that, Kevin?"

[DangerasTM]

i love this show every charicter is both extremely funny but also very tragic Jake with his flashbacks to his abusive father and DeMartinos gambling issues and always one step till he goes over the edge either going on a psychotic rampage and shooting up the school or blowing his own brains out this is a very depressing show if you think about it

[saidi7975]

Is it me or DeMartino is the fusion between christopher Walken & Donald Duck at his most unstable state?

Cuz that's awesome

[halfdogderek]

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiif* CHEESE LOGS!!!!!!!!!!!

[VacuiNatale]

I'm surprised his right eye hasn't burst yet :O

[kisarakaibagirl]

Daria is one of a kind serie -n DeMartino was a great add, as almost all on this show - was GOOD

[antihero917]

Kevy, what's that A doing on your paper? Why Brittany, that's the most intelligent question you've asked all year! lol

[cheesecarrots]

lanyards suck!!

[aremslie]

So many great moments from the paintball episode.

[ffuturereflections25]

You go girlfriend!

[trojangirl246]

i always thought mr. demartino was really hot and still do

[MrMonkeymook]

This is easily one of my favorite videos on youtube.

[XunappreciatedsoulX]

@2:59 thats an adorable "eep!" :3-333

[XunappreciatedsoulX]

@LadyScythe really? O.o wowz i didnt know that!

[Thompsonnw]

Part where he has sharp teeth legends from the mall



[Thompsonnw]

LOL He Throws the sink.

[ironmanalasdair]

9:12 is the shit



[SirPotrillo]

DeMartino sure can look-a-like Hugh Laurie.

[dorkymolemother]

He looks like the zombie from plants vs zombie...hehe

[taiman12000]

I wish I had Mr. DeMartino in school...he's way cool!

[VAB0L0]

Why does he remind me of Christopher Walken?

[LadyScythe]

@VAB0L0

Actually the creators did base Mr. DeMArtino on him.

[WrenxAirie]

LANYARDS SUCK! D:<

[MissTrixie1]

Who hasn't had a teacher like him? I know I had one.

[Blakefe]

@MissTrixie1 me to

[evolooshion]

@MissTrixie1 I wish I had a teacher

[halfdogderek]

@MissTrixie1 had one? I plan to BE one

[MissTrixie1]

@halfdogderek Good to know you have a "goal" in life. Good luck being a teacher

[kjanco7]

@MissTrixie1 It's odd, because it was my History teacher who taught the same thing. And I basically clones of Kevin and Brittany in my classes. And I was basically Daria. So...it was perfection.

[kgurlybrat]

@MissTrixie1 oddly enough, i'd LOVE a teacher like him! XD only to make fun of him though XD

[sytrue]

@MissTrixie1 I WISH I had one at some point in my life.

[savagejessie]

omg he's my soulmate

[kudurrumaqlu]

This guy is one the reasons why I watch this show

[sheldons7]

I remember I used to wonder if anyone else thought this guys change of volume in casual speech was just plain strange. Apparently not

[jaryd12345]

I love how in the cartoon within a cartoon at 1:42 his arm goes behind his eyeball lol

[caligula214]

Also, does any one know what song that sound bit is from in the very begining of the video?

[murpium]

@caligula214 Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says

[Poggler]

You also missed "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see the sign on the door that says GIRLS EXORCISM ROOM!"

[caligula214]

Amazing, only quote I think is missing is, "I had a friend once, then he MARRIED my MOTHER."