Splendorman

[thomasjahns77]

marble hornets got fucking STUPID like ridiculously STUPID that fucking gay dude with the face paint? really?

[FistFighter239]

man, look at his swag

[FallenAngelPatch]

Best distortion ever. Just sayin'.

[mrturk15]

Perhaps Splendorman got a bit too excited toward the end there....

[RoziBadgerNinja24842]

ITS SPENDOUR MAN !! :D

lol, I can NOT take the Slender Man seriously now-my friend gets really scared of it, and I just keep bursting out laughing like I'm demon possessed.

[ChowderAnimations]

None of you got the joke...

Splendorman is based off slenderman...

Hell usually screw with video footage and stand out as a black figure wearing a tux and no face.

[EverlastingKpop]

Was i the only one creeped out by splendorman?

[SolarCreator]

ULTRA GAAAAAAY

[LordAkron]

This was kinda creepy.....was that a Glitter Money shot? Lulz

[MinorThunder]

what kind of camera did u use?

[shotgunlordzzzzz]

It's not funny

[ParaPerception]

Neil needs to make a video of how to make a splendor man costume.

[MUSTASCH1O]

Pretty funny lol. Is that glitter at the end?

[ellenpronk63]

@NeilCicierega really liked the camera twitching before and when splendorman appears. Nice job!

[8BitMonk3y]

Wow... I JUST realized that this is a parody of SlenderMan.

[Cocoabine]

They were never seen again.

[flapjack012]

even he was scary haha

[XxXxFrostCloudxXxX]

hehe , the spots were falling off. XD

[BrotherPorkchop]

Been researching slenderman for hours. Ultimate relief video. I don't even believe in him anym

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@BrotherPorkchop Look up the rake and thank me later.

[KarmaKingKrauser]

Slendy watched this video, and the first thing he thought was "dafuq".

[Jambiwana]

*splendorman takes off his mask* OH MY GOD, WHITNEY HOUSTON? 

[nghtmaresindrome]

This made me smile. Really funny!

[German99LOL]

He finally got his 20 dollars....To buy weed.......

[RandomGenericComment]

this... is even SCARIER than slenderman!!! :O

[zoetherebel]

I laughed my ass off, then started coughing up blood. Then I coughed up $20. Then it disappeared.

[1XxPrettyGirlxX2]

THIS IS STIL TERRIFYING

[Sillymelol66]

I don't even care. He's still creepy as hell.

[sailtheplains]

SO MUCH WIN.

[Gazonkie]

this would have been better at half the length

[Heroaftermath]

will someone please explain the $20 plz D:

[Mandy161193]

@Heroaftermath inside joke? :)

[sailtheplains]

@Heroaftermath

From Know Your Meme:

Marble Hornets Sub-meme : $20 dollars parodies

On September 30th 2009, YouTube user “brett824” made a parody video in reference to the Marble Hornets’ series. Titled MARBLE HORNETS ENTRY #6 MISSING AUDIO FOUND!, referencing how many of the entries lacked audio. It featured the 2009 song “Gimmie $20 dollars” by Ron Browz. “$20 dollars” would become a joke about Slender Man’s real motivation for chasing people.

[arnoldisalive127]

Aw man, I thought there were aliens.

[UncleFizzmo]

why does everyone keep making $20 jokes? o.0

[mrshlee]

@UncleFizzmo Id tell you, but Id have to charge you $20.

[IndieGameGuy]

Slenderman's younger brother never really got into the who "abducting" and "haunting" people thing

[XxScarTheWolfXx]

:D i wanna meet him! hes sooo nicer i bet i might be scared but...I'll get used to it! iwannahugthtguysoobad!

[TheQtip1581]

and then they were never heard from again...

[ClassicCartoonsGuy]

Wow, gotta give you props for being brave enough to make fun of Slenderman... he's probably after everyone who made this. hahah.

[tylerbee]

AMazing



[emowolfdog10]

i actually find him scarier then slenderman

[KimcheeNinja]

Yes.



[fruitcakelord1]

O.o

[fruitcakelord1]

dude,that was scarier than a weeping angel right behind you

[bretthicksomega]

O_o now ive seen everything

[GermanRabbitHair]

I Love Him so much.

[stuartforbes]

Fake!

[dangerkatz]

I like how the dots on his costume are falling off :D

[ZacksQuest]

This is even scarier than Marble Hornets somehow.

[ConelradNation]

Don't make fun of Marble Hornets... They'll rape your shit.

[Raggiiful]

I think I'd end up being more freaked out if I saw this guy walk past my window instead of slenderman.

That dance is scary as shit!

[murgaferd]

LOL usualy he steals my blocks

[xAcrossthelinex]

You know him just dancing and the girls laughing constantly is actually extremely creepy. I don't know why, but it's almost scarier than anything I've seen in Marble Hornets.

[olliepwnsall]

Wow I'd do her so hard

[theBat1toM2]

Ohhh God. This video. This is my everything now.

[kiraheart4000]

WTF!?HAHAHAHA!!OMFG!! i can never take slender man seriously anymore

[ParaPerception]

This year here's what we're dressing up for Halloween:

Me: Slenderman

My twin sister: Splendorman

My friend Caitlin: Spiderman

[kiraheart4000]

@ParaPerception spider man? LOL

[Franzloiserooster]

brb laughing forever

[6KingCooper6]

I love the spots falling off left and right ^_^

[6KingCooper6]

Is the one on the right from the Vicious516 videos? (I'm sorry I can't remember names :P)

[thelaughingman1369]

can someone please explain to me what the fuck just happnened

[WatiTheChef]

1:21

[epicted77]

For those of you wondering

Splendorman is slendermans flamboyantly gay hilarious brother

[GrimmShadow]

@epicted77

He doesn't seem that gay, he gave them both glitter facials near the end of the video. lol

[madcio]

Nice parody!

[supergamerds]

or pokedoted endermen

[kokyalord]

this is like slendermans completely opposite twin

[RekkiMekki]

@kokyalord I think that's the joke.

[kokyalord]

slendys got a interest in clowns :3

[sunnydale22]

If only this could be true.

If only.

This.

Could be true.

[gameboy123able1]

-_-

[saul94923]

hehehe 

[RougePhantom01]

Slendy Finally got his $20 :)

[zbk484]

is it just me or is this creepier than any of the marble hornets stuff?

[MisterFrodo17]

@zbk484

I don't know, I found this refreshing and downright hilarious after watching Marble Hornets and EverymanHYBRID. Seriously, I cannot stop laughing at the expression on his face.

[KingShadowRuler000]

@zbk484 i was just about to say that XD

[minerd98]

Of course the fat chick eats crackers

[Guest1001]

... He's STILL creepy!

[doods91]

@Gamingcommunity1337 Children these days, too afraid to fight in any battle even on the internet.

[doods91]

@Gamingcommunity1337 Oh look you just learn that one? Shit education system we have if it's taken you this long.

[Shoopboi]

He may seem nice now, but after the party he charges $20.

[doods91]

@Gamingcommunity1337 Obviously older and more educated than your retarded ass.

[doods91]

@Gamingcommunity1337 I'm wondering the same about you since you can't seem to tell the difference between "there" and "they're" as well as that neato leet speak in your username. So cool, so smart that's you.

[LadySanctuary93]

You took away the fear!

Thank you!

[Trinitykill]

It's the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! ;D

[ecoryskater]

horrible acting



[phoenix936661]

@ecoryskater I think that's what they were going for, haha.

[MrPizzapoika]

Thats still creepy as hell.

[EmeraldUnity]

...what...the fuck? lol

[skullenbonez]

Ok im bored. Who actually knows what a furry is?

[skullenbonez]

Ok i just came from random videos to furry videos then the FUCKING SLENDER MAN AND NOW IM AT HIS GAY COUSIN?

[2themaxmovies]

I still don't know who Slenderman is, But I don't want to know either...

So there is a documentary on it. I'm too afraid too look it up.

[PotatoTornadoable]

@2themaxmovies Hehehehehe google it..

[Arumorilfy]

wow, i was actually expecting some screamer at the end.....

[TheGhilliesuiter]

I think he came glitter.

[musicforhalflife]

This is the awkward gay cousin of slenderman that nobody talks about

[BlackAndWhiteScout]

Still he has the bad habit of managing to fuck up anything that is video & audio when he's around.

[valieunfanfaron]

@doods91 i agree 100%

[TheExogenerate]

Is that the Chernobyl ferris wheel?

[drillyfan1]

That's it! No more weed before going on Youtube.

[TheKillerApple221]

I was laughing my butt off.

[MinusI5ive]

I can't stop watching the actual documentary. Im horrified, but I want answers.

[Epicrandomer96]

I laughed but I'm still terrified he's gonna kill me in my sleep...

[falsepride22]

Now THIS is terrifying

[Foliap]

oh god, slendermans gay cousin.....

[TheOfficialWarPig]

Like if you seen his spot fall off xD:)

[NightscapeProduction]

when I first watched this I was like.............wat now it makes sense haha

[maxie355a]

Where did you get that mask!

[ILikeMusicYeuh]

Lololol

[Nintendasaurus]

GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTY

[Alavanderos]

@Nintendasaurus I applaud you good sir. I applaud the hell out of that statement.

[Opss56]

Does that mean Renderman, Slenderman's cousin, is God?

[shisumi1]

anyone else see the kids in the background? yeah . . . me neither . . . >.>

[BushFries]

Were still trying to figure out what it all means...

[theraveniscool]

What about benderman?

[Annihal101]

SO... one drives you insane with horror, and the other drives you insane with happiness? Great... *goes to join the Ghostbusters*

[PootisPwner]

I knew what happened at the end, he jizzed magic all over them!

[mandnf]

1:37 Splendorman is breaking! :(

[MellowSquash]

so instead of black tentacles they're nerd ropes with chocolate almonds?

[PinkySnuggles]

I bet Slenderman and Splendorman are best friends.

[SpitFireShorts]

It's splendor man yayyyy!!!

That's right I'm hear to make every one happy

:D

Nah just kidding I'm gonna kill I'm really a slender man

D8

[semlander]

nice try

[TheVillainOfThisTale]

Screw clowns, I want Splendorman at my birthday party! =D

[mongolianape]

splendorman,the natural enemy of slenderman!

[HITMANNoble666]

And then the real slenderman came out and killed everyone :D

[CaptainPura]

He looks like the Greendale Human Being...

[avastcookie]

The makers of this video disappeared soon after, and their remains were found covered in polkadots and glitter.

[cockroachbalogna]

This and JobecRichardson's comment.

[rastoad]

this still creeps me right the fuck out

[srfairydancer]

Splendorman's symbol should be a heart with an x through it(hehehe get it?)

[supersyrup97]

For Christmas, I'm raising my children to believe that the Splendorman delivers presents if they're good, and that the Slenderman will kill them if they're bad.

[Lightuzumaki11]

anyone who gets scared of slenderman just needs to watch this

[solcario2]

@spectic u forgot enderman

[CreatoroftheChibis]

On deviantart, Splendor is practically Slendy's canon brother now. XD

[freakingnaranja]

its b1nd1 :D

[DancingProduce]

how is this so perfect? i just. i cant. ajsgksjqh <3

[ezioauditore693]

Let us thank the creator of this video, for she has granted me sleep tonight:D

[TheVillainOfThisTale]

This made me feel much better after reading creepypastas for a few hours. =D

[carmen0981]

I was just watching marble hornets, now Im watching this so that I can hopefully get some sleep.

[pattycakefishmuffin2]

....the fuck



[Arondight9001]

This is what slenderman becomes when he gets his 20 dollars.

[GreenToxicWaffles]

@Arondight9001 SUPER SLENDAYAN

[Spectic]

I want to see the rest of Slenderman's relatives, like Blenderman, Fenderman, Lenderman, Suspenderman and Transgenderman.

[MyFaceBurns]

@Spectic lol@transgenderman.

[lastEvergreen]

@Spectic Letterman.... But that might just be regular slenderman

[powertoolmaster654]

@Spectic don't forget sexoffendorman

[MegaIhateit]

@Spectic And Enderman

[slyhunter2000X]

@Spectic what about MenderMan?

[IgneoBern]

@slyhunter2000X TenderMan.

[randomboostsuperguy]

transgenderman xD

[Marycorwin]

@Spectic Don't forget Leatherman! He has been seen wearing all Leather.

[0nurialis0]

@Spectic dear god, Genderman

[DarthRevan916]

@Spectic We already saw Lenderman in Heroes!

[lodawg333]

@Spectic lenderman is an enabler, he keeps giving slendy his 20$ and now he thinks he can get it from anyone

[MadOldPete]

wow, Neil really bulked up for this role

[someguy459]

How on earth did you manage to dance in that costume? o_O

[BarKonpah]

OMFG! The random blips made me lol so hard XD I'm trying not to wake my roommate up XD

[TheBlueandWhitefox]

After this I am too scared to go to a park XD

[ddrstandard2008]

1:50 achoo!

[jareth312]

I want that FUCKING costume :( How'd you make it?

[embercoral]

0:42

First girl: I support-*static*

Second girl: Yeah me, too.

Use your imagination.

[sdmitch16]

I like the part where he orgasm-ed on them.

[ar2110302]

Bitch with green hat is hot, but probably has chlamydia.

[koRnkitty]

YAAAAY lol when he comes out it just makes you want to hug him xD

[TheDSil]

I love how his spots keep falling off.

[jigglybananas]

its cute xD

[aliiixl0ve]

ugh it still scared me

[thegreatdragontamerx]

oh. my. word. I. am. scared. That. Is. freaky. Only. able. to. talk. in. one. word. sentences.

[SuperYogSothoth]

@thegreatdragontamerx Then theyre not sentences numpnuts.

[thegreatdragontamerx]

@SuperYogSothoth I know.

[thegreatdragontamerx]

@SuperYogSothoth and what's that?