The truth about cow poop.

[musicfan981]

as long as we dont EAT it in any kind of product...

[scorpioxf]

I just laughed so hard tears are coming down my face.

[davidfordapple]

bull shit

[mssucks3462]

Gross yea but will it blend?

[EmChuck10]

Nom chocolate NOMMY like if u like strong chocolate !

[afr126]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLL I ALMOST FELL OF MY CHAIR WATCHING THAT LAST COW!! WTFFFFF LOL

[Packerschamps120]

That's so gross

[vampov]

I actually watched this for the pooping. The concept about harvesting the methane is a nice idea I have seen a couple of corporate farms that power their farm on it but it is very expensive and no normal farmer could afford it.

[SexyKush420]

you forgot to mention our magic shrooms are grown from cow shit

[bl89ze]

you couldn‘t find any thing interesting but that poop ? yuuuke gross

[spbkloh]

I'm a chinese ethnic Malaysian, staying in Penang Island, recently I've been collecting cow dung and dry it in the sun for the purpose of HOMA therapy

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@spbkloh That sounds very interesting and I thank you for sharing such wonderful information -_-

[Dragoniar1]

Thumbs Up if you tried to watch this while eating. ._.

[TheWaluigiman1]

I will fap to anything O_O

[Jaceblue04]

0:03 Holy shit! That cows udder is massive!

[52111centrumcz]

Actually, I think Cow Poop fuel DOES stink... :)

[SR71ABCD]

That's a sick job XD

[whatanightmare1]

So, are these California Happy Cows? I voted for Soo...

[momoz88]

Diarrhea 

[lilwhitesnowy]

LOL! Wtf is that guy puuting a microphone to the cow's ass?

[datzfast]

did you notice the cow shit from the knees down

[LOUDNESSrocks]

COW - PATTIES!!!

[DannyDoomPink]

I poop 42 times every day

[Katkin97]

How do they kno if I take a shit everyday?

[vemon95]

Ha ha ha hold your mouth under the cows asshole while it is shitting and have a meal at the same time.

[funnyglitch]

If the average human poops every day, and most people I know do not poop every day, do some people poop multiple times every day?

[yourmama404]

i am not an average human if the average human poops every day

[d7o0om19901]

NO



[74SU]

CAN YOU MAKE ONE HOLDING A FLAME NEAR ITS ASS?

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@74SU WTF would that do!?

[74SU]

@whoseyourdaddy600 Hahah the fart of a cow contains almost pure methanegas.

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@74SU in this video the cows are not FARTING. they are POOPING!. placing a flame near thier ass when thier pooping wont do SHIT!

[inuyashaqueen1]

i meant poop



[inuyashaqueen1]

honest ppl cow put is minnor wich means its healthy for plants. it feriizer thats why ferilixer stinks. i think i am right

[0nethatisQUEER]

1:05 ......

[jimmyshitbags]

hahaha that last bit was rough

[GangstaLeon101]

I liked the part when the cows pooped.

[nazaxprime]

0:59

Its not a fucking bull moron.

[sdannunzio]

whoa the last one wipes its ass how did u teach him/her???

[squeeky95]

@sdannunzio It's a her. As it has udders. And no penis.

[sdannunzio]

@squeeky95 i didnt say it had a penis!

[squeeky95]

@sdannunzio I know, but you implied you didn't know if it were a boy or girl, just pointing out it's a girl as it has udders & no penis. lol

[TheOfficialBlarg]

Thank you for sharing.

[Joshuaguss]

That makes me don't wannt drink their milk no more.

[burn19ballz]

the last cow was going down on it's self LOL.

[tyman955]

this gave me a huge hard-on

[localSickened]

imagin the pleasure i can get by sticking my thing into its butt hole while it poos, im so naughty

[Pastor1Rev]

Hole' cow poop batman, the batmobile runs on what?

[5709843]

Terrible. I mean, they dont even wipe their arses.

[MonkeyKing249]

@5709843 the last one does

[hygfkf]

@5709843 they dont wipe they lick

[genchandy]

Cow plops never gross me out.

Seriously.

[Chaotix425]

Who else is secretly just mesmerized by this video and thinks it's the greatest thing ever in a sick sense?

[Halo3sucked]

HAHA COWS POOPING FUNNY!!

[mkhin3]

1:00 priceless

[WiiForever302]

This is why Im not a vegetarian.

[genchandy]

Next time if my brother pisses me off, I'm gonna shit him out sending this to him!

XD

[shafluky]

inek oglu inek 

[southpark1029384756]

Huh! no shit.

[nkrautz]

I like how he is just standing there, smiling at the camera.

[augustine913]

Most dairies 'recycle' manure by using it as fertilizer to grow crops. Some dairies have methane digesters that convert manure to methane rich biogas that is then used to produce electricity on the farm.

[blackpantha15]

ewww the cow was liking its shit

[whoseyourdaddy600]

i wish i could walk and poop at the same time!!!

[InnocentLiarTwo]

@whoseyourdaddy600

you probably can if you try it.

[nazaxprime]

@whoseyourdaddy600 Just do it.

[datzfast]

@whoseyourdaddy600 you can you havent

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@datzfast they have the wonderul ability to do it without crapping all over them selves.. and while walking with ease.... that takes skill which most humans dont have. =p

[datzfast]

@whoseyourdaddy600 im sorry but they crap all over themselves all over the utters that have to be washed befor milking. shit from head to toe. I live right next door to a dairy farm, married a dairy-mans daughter

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@datzfast (╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮)

[datzfast]

@whoseyourdaddy600 all i had to do was click thumbs down

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@datzfast (╭∩╮（()︿()）╭∩╮)



[datzfast]

@whoseyourdaddy600 i try to picture a guy flipping me off but i cant. No male has ever flipped me off. lots of women have. i figure your either a cartoon or a woman.

[plusCHEESE]

@datzfast Really? I have had a guy flip me off, two actually. But never a girl. Then again, I am one. Maybe guys only flip girls off? And vice versa?

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@datzfast they have the wonderful ability of walking and not crapping all over themselves.... humans arent very amazing at that! =p

[markwilliams7777]

@whoseyourdaddy600 Who ever said you couldn't?

[InNoZ3nt]

@whoseyourdaddy600 I think babies would do it if they didn't have to wear pampers.

[Nigelzanproductions]

@whoseyourdaddy600 i think we can...we just never tried lol

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@Nigelzanproductions They make it look so EASY!

[Nigelzanproductions]

@whoseyourdaddy600 lol

[MrBomber123456]

@whoseyourdaddy600 i CAN!!!

[whoseyourdaddy600]

@MrBomber123456 LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBomber123456]

@whoseyourdaddy600 its actually quite easy

[superherob12]

@whoseyourdaddy600 lol

[antone32795]

ah the cow at 1:00 was licking its vagina. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FOO!?!?!?!?!

[SparkRockerFire]

looks like he had taco bell.

[eddycocotechno]

WTF LOLOL

[123PurpleCorn]

why did i watch this?

[darhughes]

For all you organic, vegetarians and vegans people, where do you think the organic fertilizer comes from for all of the vegetables that farmers grow

[squeeky95]

@darhughes Well, eating their poop doesn't hurt the cow, therefore eating the vegetables that grow in the poop is completely fine. I don't mind eating poopy food. :)

[darhughes]

The manure on many large farms is or can be used in a methane digester that creates CH4 (natural gas/methane). The gas is then burned to heat a boiler that creates steam to power a generator that brings electricity to the power grid. Farmers create a way to use less oil that bring carbon from “sinks” into the environment. Thank you Farmers around the world for the food and energy you grow!

[zmeernation95]

superrrrrrrrrrrr powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[weepingod]

Shit Power !

[kawless]

Camera guy ZOOMS IN FOR THE CLOSE UP

[AzyrenIshida]

That poor poor reporter type guy.

[MrDane100]

fuking hilarious

[srx1y1]

1:00 ????

[MrLawnmowerfan1]

whats is that white thing that the cow licking @ 1:02. it looks horrible

[WarCowboy]

@MrLawnmowerfan1

Are you freaking serious? Its the cow's female part.

[skeleton316]

could have a shit load shrooms wit those cow s

[Cosmic23voyager]

Now eat it...

[bluemew123]

O O

)_( i coulda gon my WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT THAT IN MY HEAD

[3wheels3souls]

There was a stroy of a cow on a rescue heli, he pooped, the poop hit a hunter in the woods, it broke his neck! LOL

[redrooster241]

I heard they only use that energy in Africa, its the gas, not necessarily the actual poo.

[krhett62]

damn nature u scary

[Iamkeathu]

Your cars will break and outlast you; turn to rust or be broken by you. Your electronics-your phones, your television and your computers- they will all break as a material and man-made invention they are. They will not benefit the earth, they will not nourish as a whole. Your bodies, they will deteriate into the soils. So why do they have to be tombs themselves for other creatures? And why must we rely entirely on them, when if it was not for us they would not rely on us; to change.

[jonanlsh]

WOW THAT LAZ COW WAZ TRYING TO LICK ITSELF!!!!!

[distortionxmx]

it made me fart D:

[eddycocotechno]

@distortionxmx LMAO

[NYtassu]

One time I was riding a motorbike (not America) on a wooden bridge. A cow and its owner were walking in front of me. Sadly, the cow was having diarrhea seemingly. You know how awesome it is to be behind such a cow...

[youtoobfordaboob]

1:01 "What's he doing? Is he cleaning himself?"

These guys obviously failed biology class if they don't know what gender cows have udders. That's why they're standing in cow shit proclaiming a new age of energy sources XD

[alicia07144]

lol eww

[santacursesiiii]

shit to power shit.... thats a good idea...

[zlajacrnjak20]

that last cow is pretty much all hard core dude :D

[renilaci]

why r u upload this fuckin video? argh...(pukeeee)  XD

[buencaminojulia201]

i cracked UP at the end XD epic

[Mr7feetunder]

Gosh look at that!!! Im gonna puke..

[mitchtay99]

Extracting methane from faeces to use as power is quite a well established technology.

[DellPwns]

Thats amazing.

[j6ehobu]

nasty

[HolyRomanEMperor90]

At 0:05 she almost lost her balance she was pooping so much.

[Tortuga32112]

why is that last cow licking its asshole?

[cadfael9798]

@Tortuga32112

Look again!!

[moekakke]

@Tortuga32112

it's just licking her clit man !!

[Aqualeader5]

lol

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

mushrooms?

[Fuzznitch]

i want to punch him in the face

[dethronez]

i like how the reporter puts the mic near the poop so u can hear the SPLAT! sound of da poop.

[chipsie23]

omg its delicious...xD

[jackuh99]

holy shit

ha

see what i did there

[Flappdude]

A perfect energy source for America! I say we when we poop and/or pee it should go down the pot and into something that turns it into energy. Just imagine!

...oh I'm imagining all right...

[dethronez]

that made me clear, im going to stop drinking milk! BUT IM STILL EATING STEAK...

[ShawnRavenfire]

Well, environmentalists are always pushing bullshit energy sources...... Literally!

[SuperJoey117]

does dat shit taste nice 1:09

[SuperJoey117]

sorry not 1:09!!!!1:00

[juggernautxtr]

don't waste that fertilizer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musicapo]

nastic

[TikiKid]

Cow poop is truly Astonishing.

People wonder why some cultures worship Cows. SHROOMS!! :-) But seriously, ya, Psilocybin Mushrooms can often be found growing on cow turds. When these funguys are ingested they can induce profound, spiritual/religious experiences and beneficially catalyze the forward progression of one's consciousness. Hinduism, the third largest religion, is directly connected with the ancient ritualistic ingestion of psychotropic fungus.

[blarson12]

@TikiKid Thats why hinduism is full of crap.

[webbywebkinzaa]

LOL the cow at the end eating its own crap

[Phage0070]

The funny thing is that they think we need an analogy to understand how much 100 pounds is.

[14sJakeB190]

THEN WHY aren't we using it to power shit?

[baghdadbomber27]

bc current energy execs n companies wuld b no more

[refusetoassimilate]

@14sJakeB190 Great question! However, big oil and their political puppets won't ever allow alternative fuel sources to be a reality in America. If you get the chance watch a documentary called, "who killed the electric car?" I know for sure you can get it through a netflix subscription. It outlines clearly how big oil will stop at nothing to keep the status quo! The business practices of big oil are copied in every corporation known to man.

[14sJakeB190]

@refusetoassimilate I'll check that out. Peoples greed is going to be the downfall of humanity.

[iheartadrianalima]

@14sJakeB190 People's greed already is the downfall of humanity.

[blarson12]

@refusetoassimilate Yes exactly. As long as there is money to be made they will keep on selling oil. We can only hope the worlds oil reserves run out so we can use alternate forms of power for transport. Those oil rich arabs laugh at us as we are slaves to their oil. It sickens me.

[jusfuknwidya]

@14sJakeB190 because the major companies that run both the world and our polloticians would lose money, same reason we dont use hemp anymore for things like rope, clothes and paper. plus hemp can be used as a bio-deisel because the logging companies how pay pollitical contrbutions would lose money

[jwallbanger]

@14sJakeB190 because these stats are misleading. it doesn't take into consideration all the energy it would take to gather up all the poo, transport the poo to a central location, then haul it back to be used as fertilizer. the only places it's cost effective is on feedlots, and then still costs like 2 million for a generator that can power about six homes.

and you can't power fuel-burning cars with poo, unless you convert the methane in it to methanol, then transport it to pumps, too costly!

[pick8lock]

@14sJakeB190

illuminati shape shifting reptilian new world order enforcing zionest blood drinkers

hidden david icke conspircy scheme is controling us

[FunsizedBytch]

@14sJakeB190 ...Litterally.

[sksy4me]

100 POUNDS OF CRAP!?!?!?!?

[tinytina789]

I wish it to be known that i have an enormous knob. Thank you?

[roseliza2]

suddenly im not hungry anymore T^T all the cowcan say is "meew"

[3goofygoober]

omfg the cow at the end was so disgusting and weird!! XD

[Koreenth]

at least we know theyre not constipated

[SexAndRabies]

Dude, the dude with the microphone was creepy as hell.

[RofllWaffles]

I think he was enjoying it.

[alN8tor]

funniest video ever

[beatrizquiroz]

cows are disgusting..well maybe it's that way since it's such an american diet staple..poor abused animals-abused for milk & killed for their skin..eventually turned into crappy beef patties for fast food..

[Lonestarr1337]

Domesticated cows are dumb, disgusting, useless creatures. If humans didn't eat them, then other mammals would.

[beatrizquiroz]

@Lonestarr1337 RIGHT ON..The ones on packed farms look like they're dying..while the free range ones actually look full of life..

[pokerfaceladygaga1]

@beatrizquiroz hahaha

[davyblue0123]

@beatrizquiroz .... What an idiot, no brain whatsoever!

[Astreification]

@beatrizquiroz how are they abused for milk? If they dont get milked it hurts them.

[harryfaber]

@Astreification The abuse is that they are got pregnant, have their calf, the calf is taken away from them, often for veal production. The cow is milked senseless, and then got pregnant again.

[friesiancowboy]

@harryfaber so your telling me most calve's are going to be veal, when a cow has a heifer it becomes a cow and produces milk each year. If its a bull holstein(or any dairy breed) it will be bred for just over an year and then sold as beef, some are kept as veal instead as its the farmer cant make any money rearing them as beef. But veal is goo because the alternative for veal is being shot, Are you telling me you would rather them be shot at birth than become veal?

Dident think so

[harryfaber]

@friesiancowboy The question was 'how are they abused', the answer is that an animal, in this case a cow, is organised into a behaviour that is not her own choice. I eat meat, I accept that I am one of the abusers. Having chosen to drink milk from cows, I am aware of how it is produced. Most people in the UK think that milk comes in bottles from a shop, and do not associate it with cows.

[blarson12]

@harryfaber SOOO true.We tend to forget where our food comes from. Most people think it magically appears in the grocery store and that the shelves are stocked by little elves.

[InnocentLiarTwo]

@friesiancowboy

being shot at birth versus becoming veal would be a heaven sent gift from god himself to those poor bull calves.

[friesiancowboy]

@InnocentLiarTwo

yes thats very true

[blarson12]

@harryfaber Yes its a conveyer belt life for these animals.

[friesiancowboy]

only in america, if we abuse animals in the uk we get fined a few thousund

[InnocentLiarTwo]

@beatrizquiroz

Oh cry about it.