March of Shame

[92CamryLE]

The migrating "whord"

[blueeyesaf]

Pfft, college guys can't affect a girl's knees in the slightest. They are done before anything can really happen.

[notabagel123]

i see a monkey the chimp poster at 0:28 :D....

[lm108]

0:28 Old Philly D poster!

[Beejeification]

5 girls and 4 guys. One guy is king.

[quakers4]

Sxephil monkey poster 00:29

[midnyte802]

Wait how the hell did the get Morgan Freeman on here?

[justanotherguy46]

@midnyte802 I was just gonna say that!

[phantom0325]

0:28 monkey poster!!!!!!

[phantom0325]

:28 money poster!!!!!!!!!!

[chevykid241]

MORGAN FREEMAN

[GrooveInYourOwnTime]

how the f did you guys get morgan freeman to do this?

[alexandwolfe1]

@GrooveInYourOwnTime there is a guy, don't know his name (he was on the late late show one time), who does various voices, but he is not Morgan Freeman.

[recon247007]

0:29 PHILLY D POSTER!

[Javjean]

Is this actually Morgan Freeman?

[xXtomboulterXx]

I call it the Stride Of Pride

[end1234567]

MORGAN FREEMAN!!!!!

[IsaidNIL]

Lmao at 1:45, most uncoordinated high-five/man-embrace ever.

[1kyleabc]

Morgan Freenman is da mann!!

[DeciusKnight]

lol Morgan Freeman said "Whored" 2:07

[eaturfeet653]

was that a phillyD poster?

[freethechronic]

@eaturfeet653 haha yup

[klacklery]

Morgan Freeman=Perfect voice

[skateorbanana]

eny one else notice the phillip defranco poster at 0:27

[Squashylemon]

he does a really good Morgan freemen

[kickerbringitback]

How'd they get Morgan Freeman to be the narrator?

[JcDavies97]

@kickerbringitback It'll be a voice impressionist

[GhostRecon2012]

Sluts

[mrawesomeduification]

00:18 philip defranco poster!!!!

[Daiphyl]

@mrawesomeduification i was just about to comment that XD

[tmaximsaferock]

ah yes the good ol' days of college humor

[USAdyesGirl]

@BasilFawlty4444 nobody in Europe has that problem ..

[MLGN00bKevin]

It sounds like Gassy Mexican did the voice-over for this.

[TheInconvenientPanda]

@MLGN00bKevin YES!!!!!!!

[Atheist269]

how the fuck did they get morgan freeman to cast this?

[digitalVipar]

@Atheist269 It's not Morgan Freeman. It's a voice actor who is good at doing his voice. Try search for "Morgan Freeman Impersonator" or something like that :)

[Delta105RUS]

who is the voice?

[SilentExile729]

@Delta105RUS Morgan Freeman

[woahXgirl94]

Good ol double standards,

[zootch99]

377 people who have watched this video have marched the March of Shame... lol

[PoofsCheesy]

@zootch99 It took my a while to get that but when i did i nearly fell off my chair!!

[SyncMii]

0:17 sxephil's monkey!

[blatantlyable]

um...why are their legs stiff?

[AnE000002]

@blatantlyable ..........

[blatantlyable]

@AnE000002 im serious i really have no clue!.....

[AnE000002]

@blatantlyable after a good fucking some girls have trouble walking cause their sore

[blatantlyable]

@AnE000002 ohhh so they cant bend there legs for a while. thanks for the info lol

[smackajaweea]

Is this really Morgan freeman

[kenvelo1105]

suddenly i got a eager to play fable

[SleepyFoxMI]

sxe phil poster

[mindddfuk]

when the guy at 2:24 turns his head he looks a bit like andy samberg....i know i got excited too!

[tennisplaya16]

Is this Morgan Freeman narrating?

[DoctorPun]

THIS HOLIDAY.... youve got a case

[josen02]

"Molly Madfist"

[TheSSPhoto]

When he said "migrating horde" i thought he was going to say "migrating whores"

[AudioJustG]

This reminds me so much of Shawshank Redemption... Probably because of the narrator. So nostalgic.

[MrEcuaArteaga]

Do they not like the morning text on how great they were?

[222yeahyeahyeah]

00:27 Phillip Defranco Monkey Poster !

[piechocolatethedos]

I didn't realize how true this was until I got to college. And my school has coed floors. My favorites are the guys in their boxers who come staggering down the hall at seven in the morning asking where the bathrooms are.

[BasilFawlty4444]

We don't have this problem in England.

We have mixed dorms ;)

[hifeyracer]

@BasilFawlty4444 thats why we went to the moon (based on perspective).

[BasilFawlty4444]

@hifeyracer That's why we gave industry, individual freedom, representative democracy, communications, good law, a high standard of living and healthcare to the world.

Going to the moon - meh.

Moulding the modern world - British.

And also why Cambridge is the best university in the world...

owned.

[PatriotsRule98]

@BasilFawlty4444

Saving your ass twice from Germany - America.

[PatriotsRule98]

@BasilFawlty4444

It's a frat house..... no shit only guys live there.

[chevykid241]

@BasilFawlty4444 they mentioned sororities.....

[BasilFawlty4444]

@chevykid241 A what now?

[chevykid241]

@BasilFawlty4444 sorority is the same as a fraternity but for girls....its a hand picked group of guys that form a brotherhood and they form a secret society....well established ones get preference in the job market.

[nightmareX1993]

@BasilFawlty4444 even worse, actually. we have mixed dorms at my university, and it's worse when you run the risk of running into your one-night stand again

[bruninieks12]

@BasilFawlty4444 Mixed dorms? God damn lucky bastards! xD

[CrasyWolfang]

Epic!

[bubblyypanda]

diet coke came out of my nose because of this video. eh its worth it :D

[tjaomgxxx]

Wait. 5 girls. 4 guys..... 1 Guy is a King.

[CreateCurtis]

@tjaomgxxx or one girl is lonely :)

[lothor1234]

You guys are aware that it wasn't Morgan freeman, but an impersonator that sounds like him named Tom Kane**.

[TheWassup1111]

female awake to find there notin the kitchin

[ellisdylpo]

2:07 The migrating Whorde

[spacman53]

0:19 sxephil chimp

[guitarpwner67]

2:05 migrating whores*

[deathrow791]

Gotta love Morgan freeman

[TimArmst]

This actually makes me want to watch the Discovery planet earth movies...

[Animeflagger143]

They got Morgan Freeman to narrate this and then called it a documentry

[4everYGOTAS]

@Animeflagger143 Yugioh The Abridged Series FTW~~!!

[bollocks2who]

...to avoid the double humiliation of a return trip...

LMFAO!!

[AudioJustG]

Hey, did anyone else notice the narrator's voice is just like Mor... Oh. Ok.

[drummerkid909]

hahahaha, horde, or 'whored' ;)

[tooty313]

It's not Morgan Freeman -.-

[swimmey45]

its not morgan freeman people

[rwjmgmannoyorangefan]

@swimmey45 @tooty313 @golfbeast19 @atlantis714 no shit sherlock!

[hsuziee]

HOW DID THAT GIRL GET THE PHILIPDeFRANCO POSTER?

[MisterAbs003]

If Im going to go to hell for a comment its this:

The female Whored.

[RetGamingTV]

Is that Morgan Freeman?

[piepicles]

@DarkOkamiAlpha

If you say it twice, just say it once.

If you say it twice, just say it once.

[Chaos7997]

@DarkOkamiAlpha faggot

[DarkOkamiAlpha]

@Chaos7997 ;)

[Chaos7997]

@DarkOkamiAlpha haha your hilarious

[golfbeast19]

Definitely not Morgan Freeman.

[M1ntberyxCrunch]

So much more glorious with morgan freeman

[Atlantis714]

i don't think it's morgan freeman

[iscreamlikeapr0]

How the fuck are the top comments the same.

[TsKovochenko]

The book was better.

[gustav812]

"It's like a textbook of evolution... in Kansas."

[SPAMagent]

MORGAN FUCKING FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!

[infiniteDefinitives]

what campus is this at? that brick building always seems to be in these videos

[DefinitionOfTroll]

lol i clicked the like button thinking it would like it on facebook

[amro1420]

soundboard s tard

[crzyginger]

Lol

[PsychoKiller888]

Like if you saw the defranco monkey poster

[Scassizzle1231]

Thumbs up if you thought this was Morgan Freeman Speaking XDDD!!!

[enzie1991]

0:28 PHILLY D POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoyDossey]

Anyone wanna watch planet earth? :)

[lambo9187]

Migrating whor'd :3

[hollywoodsexwars]

March on, ladies! March on.

[ridefastdiehard1]

if someone made a movie about morgan freeman, who would narrate it?

[Nelfxrogue]

@ridefastdiehard1 James earl jones, and it would be epic.

[lalaluvu1980]

@ridefastdiehard1 Good question, still him :)

[ash1ocean]

aah David Attenborough makes all these nature programs sound so much more interesting

[Alloftheanwsers]

people. 5 girls. 4 guys. you do the math

[TheRealSpellstar]

i never understand why it's so looked down upon for girls to have sex

[Jennyjuju960005]

@TheRealSpellstar Probably because they can be most effected by it~

[TwoTekah]

@Jennyjuju960005 nope, it is looked down upon for many reasons. one i find most reasonable is the fact guys want a girl who has had little no sexual experience. So the more sex they have, the less a guy wants her, so to try and stop girls from having sex, label those who have already had it, a slut. thus making more girls who guys want.

[smeghead666]

@TwoTekah now that's a warped perspective...

These days its less about a double standard and more about having a standard, problem with college girls + alcohol is the majority tend to have no standards.

everyone has those of the opposite sex pursuing them to some degree, girls tend to have a broader spectrum of this and it's who and how they chose to have carnal knowledge that earns them a label, the same as men.

[TwoTekah]

@smeghead666 lol by warped perspective, i assume you dont know the cultural roots of marriages? and the reason bridal gowns are white?

[smeghead666]

@TwoTekah There's the one hand of our evolutionary instinct which is to mate with a females and make lotsa your babies to propagate your own genes, fast track forward a few million years and you have the spiritual & religious institution of marriage.

so trying to defend a warped perspective with another warped perspective (religion) ain't exactly on the cards

[evilsanta12345]

0:28 Its a freakin sxephil poster!!!

[SpiralSkyCloud]

thats not morgan freeman thats a guy who does a very good impersination I saw the video of the guy just look up morgan freeman collage humor and its a white dude xD

[chetoos008]

Dat Narrator!

[Iam18seriouslyright]

Do I hear Morgan Freeman?

[Ehinlanwo]

@fullmeatal1890p yes that is exactly the point it is a double standart

[ghgrrl38]

@IncrediblyStupidName wrong. the sun rises in the east, sets in the west. that's why the west gets sunsets over the ocean

[zachrfields]

sounds like morgan freeman

[medjai2007]

@zachrfields it is

[Fullmetal1890P]

So the girls are sluts but the guys are studs?

[Gentleman329]

@Fullmetal1890P a point made in the video. An idiotic and outdated comparision but one that stands, saying that, the vid is just a joke.

[Raycomy]

thumbs up for Philip DeFranco monkey poster in background

0:27

[Gallo1307]

i want to know one thing...HOW THE FUCK THEY GET MORGAN FREEMAN!!

[level200main]

@Gallo1307 They probably just hired josh robert thompson. He's like the best morgan freeman impersonator. Go look him up

[thundreturtle]

@Gallo1307 WOW, I thought the same but then ... I listened further, great narrator thou

[animeattickwholoves]

I would fuck a guy with a defranco poster too.

[SmTyler13]

Was...........was that morgan freeman?

[Adam31778]

That looks more like a full moon than a new moon, considering that you can barely see a new moon.

[OldSchoolball94]

Morgan fuckin Freeman?!!!?

[IncrediblyStupidName]

how did they get morgan freeman?

[IncrediblyStupidName]

0:40 as the sun rises from the eastward hills... thats the west o_O

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

this reminds me of how much i love morgan freeman...

[theonlynegro]

OMG there was 5 girls and 4 dudes one of them had an epic win

[Dragonk116]

Lol, love college humor, and that nice morgan freeman's voice

[jrcm824]

ps guys, thats not morgan freeman's voice at all.

[jrcm824]

So I'm watching these college humor videos, and I have to pause, cuz the main building looks so familiar..oh yeah...Fucking WAGNER COLLEGE....my school. no wonder it looks so familiar.

[kyzkinamama]

0:27 Phily D's POSTER! )))

[CraZFul43]

my sister is a sophomore in college.

im so worried :O

[CPSkeens]

morgan freeman makes everything better.

[HappyHourSketch]

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[keenanwin]

"I'm going out tonight. That's so not true. He looks like a werewolf"

(Full moon out the window)

C'mon violent sequel!

[oluenkeitin]

in this species self-destruct instincts run deep hahahaha so true

[Dailybabble]

"Attempt To Cleanse Themselves of Sin" That made laugh.

[Jbay824]

How the fuck did they get Morgan Freeman to narrate this?

[kalevader]

Big philly d poster:)

[guitarhamster102]

Are they in Wash U?

[dcsandman1]

The poster in the back is was my facebook profile pic!!!! the one with the headphone chimp!!

[Jennyjuju960005]

.. So this is what the other 75% of the human population has to go through.

[TimeGod12]

March of shame.....more like March of SLUTS.

[Dailybabble]

@TimeGod12 No duh! That's what most female are in college.

[Bones0]

Migrating WHOREd.

[zapperslayer6]

ohhh I get it it's based on march of the penguins!

[MegaAnnaPanda]

anyone notice that the ending of this vid is the same as the beginning of frat boy dad?

[5stars4me]

@MegaAnnaPanda haha yes! he looks like a werwolf

[foreignmonkey746]

im am so going here

[letsagomariostyle]

Morgan freeman was the only person perfect for that narration :)

[kittyluvakel12]

o my god 1:04 - 1:06 was filmed at my college