Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 6

[FlitkoSLO]

What dies he say at 08:06: "Hey, motherfucker, if I get my ???"

[DoUWanna007]

@FlitkoSLO ...if I get my check late... you have to laugh at that...LOL

[FlitkoSLO]

@DoUWanna007 Haha, thanks!

[DoUWanna007]

@FlitkoSLO yer welcome;)

[LaughingHarder0491]

"Well here's my hypothesis." lol

[dantewalker52]

lol omfg im going to hell for laughing at this XD

[davidmlb1]

Gettogirl and roseebony keep proving Carlos right!!! Too many stupid people in this world!!!

[Mrmchyker]

I know hes joking, but if we racially profile Akhmed, then cant Akhmed shave, wear a suit, and die is hair? Muslim people have blue eyes also, not all of them look alike. Furthermore, Carlos CAN pass as a muslim, strictly based on looks. So Carlos, STFU

[SuperAdamBaxter]

his jokes are stolen

[SuperAdamBaxter]

carlos mencia must be the dumbest person ever

[kooteo]

Carlos anh Tyron....you're IT.....Damn that priceless!!!

[Deetrott]

"Are the plane's tires missing hub caps or some shit!??"

[jbx09ajustice]

I so agree with his rant about how one group of people is always getting on the bottom getting fucked by everybody else. During WWI it was the German-Americans who were it. During WWII it was the Japanese-Americans who were it. During the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, it was Muslims, who are still it

What's gonna happen if we go to war with N. Korea? All Asians are gonna become it once again because people don't differentiate between Korean and Japanese/Chinese/Taiwanese/Vie­tnamese.

[theghettogirl1]

you notice he said stempber 10 instead of 11? wtf lol ? dee dee dee!

[crgarrison74]

@theghettogirl1- He said Sept 10, because he was stating that the day BEFORE 9/11 (which would be Sept 10), it was Blacks and Mexicans getting screwed around. So the NEXT day when the towers fell, Middle Easterns were "it"....

[Aserox]

@theghettogirl1 Because September 10th was the last day that they were 'it',

[JamesoftheBrittons]

I love this guy, but his little rant about more police in city A compared with city B has an extremely valid reason, and it has nothing to do with racial profiling, but with CRIME RATE.... strange... the stats do seem to match up.... Maybe some people are more cautions than others.... pull your head out of your ass and don't screw around in public! Simple and sweet.... you're home free! Dee Dee Dee!!!!

[JamesoftheBrittons]

I love this guy, but his little rant about more police in city A compared with city B has an extremely valid reason, and it has nothing to do with racial profiling, but with CRIME RATE.... strange... the stats do seem to match up........

[barbiebeatdown18]

Lmfao Carlos mencia cracks me the fuk up bust comedian ever George Lopez is ok too but he only talks about Mexicans and his child hood or offensive shit too women Carlos mencia actually makes good points.

[ElasyaBanasya]

Theres a HUGE difference between huhuluh and bibitibubiti xDDD ( don't even know how to write that shiT! xDDD )

[asnodeus]

2:55 - 3:05 made my cry and fall of my chair laughing. :D

[RosieEbony]

DUDE! He said September TENTH!!!! It was SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH!!!!!!

[secoamca]

@RosieEbony

yes he said 10th you retarded up to that date we hispanics(like me) and blacks were the bottom but in the 11th was mohamets turn to be the fucking bottom got it retarded

FIRST LISTEN THE WHOLE JOKE THEM START BITCHING ABOUT!

you cracker

[pushleee]

@RosieEbony you are fkin stupid o_o

[33drewster]

Carlos is a great comedian, he warns you before he insults you, I liked "America is a giant game of tag, someone is always fucking it!" funny stuff! If you see two eyes shoot, three eyes, its my dot, don't fuck me again, HAAAAHAAA!

[mistasupergreen]

If you see two eyes shoot

if you see three eyes thats me LMAO

I am Indian and i found this hialarious

[catshavesouls]

Mcvay and Nichols were accompanied by Middle Eastern conspirators. So Arabs were still behind that too.

[JoeDaPlumber]

Damn Mencia is from East LA. What detail with his grandma's house.

[texasrangersr1]

"if ur looking through infared and see 2 eyes drop bomb 3 eyes dont shoot the 3rd one is my red dot" iwas lmfao

[5jorgelk4life5]

51 people are idiots that didnt get the september 10th/11th joke those r the people that should of gotten eaten at birth "white tiger" " Roarrr!!!

[Whitereaper619311]

CRACKERS What about me NIGGER! 

[AnimeInterpreter]

@Whitereaper619311 He addressed whites with some of those racial slurs.

[Whitereaper619311]

@AnimeInterpreter LOL. Ya there in there but what about me LOL. I want my five seconds of fame LOL

[reyes7ho2]

does anyone else catch that he said september the 10th.?

[AnimeInterpreter]

@reyes7ho2 Because it was a day before the 9/11 hijacking.

[danmory23]

HILARIOUS!!!! I WAS CRYING @ 3:35 to 4:10 "Lets do it together...if you see a camel, drop a bomb" LMAO

[4082da209]

Fuck you puto your it lmfao i almost pissed my pants

[wiksten95]

3:20-4:00 is best  :P

[DatFeature]

50 ppl are related 2 achmed lmao

[Martinx88813]

What about me Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[COZYTW]

Ghook Ghuuluk and Bibberty bibberty XD

[FiliPinoy95]

he said september 10th?

[anoneeeeee]

@FiliPinoy95 he meant up until sept 10 mexicans were the putas then on the 11th it was the arabs

[5jorgelk4life5]

@FiliPinoy95 yes because thats when niggas n hispanics were it, on september 11 was when the towers came down n then ahmed became it lol

[krayzeejojo]

That's right don't fuck with the "bipity-bopity"! We're harmless dammit...

[citybum1]

well i cant tell the difference carlos! lol

[CookieKitsune]

I'm not up to speed on my racial slang, but I think he might have forgotten the Irish and Native Americans

[ZombieZzFTW]

@CookieKitsune lol he said irish those are micks but idk about the native americans but im pretty sure he got them lol

[CookieKitsune]

@ZombieZzFTW well like I said, I'm not really up to speed on racial slang

[venazure]

luv it!!!

[PapagenoJuan2]

He forgot about the frogs, lol

[insanitykicksbutt]

DON'T F*CK WITH BIBBILIBUBBILI xD

[justLiLoldme123]

because ahkmed its...your turn! xD HAHAHA <3 carlos!

[DuellMeNoob]

some jokes are stolen, way too pro american (typical american ignorance), but still funny :D

[Ir0nF1st924]

September 10th??? u mean September 11th

[darlingangel4ever200]

@Ir0nF1st924 he said up till september 10th but BY sept 11th things changed

[jesusjmanuel]

He said it like it is

[YOUNGTOTOS254]

we dont blow up da f**king planes....damn dat shit was funny..

[Spawnyboy20010]

Sand niggers! Hahaha I swear that's the best line I've heard!

[jruiz94]

what year did he perform this????

[Hammboner5]

@jruiz94 2008 it says it right below the video

[jruiz94]

@Hammboner5 o haha my bad

[jruiz94]

@Hammboner5 wait anh bruh dats just wen the video waz added dats not wen carlos actually performed dis

[sammyO89]

God damn, we have been waiting...! Due see a camel..Drop a bomb...!

[fujixsempai]

im gandhiiiii!!!!!!!!

[godfather19891990]

I am an Arab and I love him :)

[NativeBrooklynite]

He forgot the mics and wops.

[bubadippin]

i am white i racial profile those bitch ass Arabs

[logginsalternate]

yeah fcuk the socialists !

[toobularbells]

McVeigh didnt blow up fuckin shit

[BubbleRayable]

love how he says that people in england are s bunch of babys

[90swerebest]

2:55 Well,I can't tell the difference Carlos. That was so perfect and 100% authentic! I LOVED it. Then the hubcaps on the plane...oh man so funny, this guy is a comedic genius. As some people have said he used jokes of other comics, so?? The joke is less important than its DELIVERY, and this guy can deliver, I'm sure he's one of the best out there!

[90swerebest]

First time I've ever heard this guy and he his HILARIOUS, he had me laughing so hard at 7:00 I couldn't breath for a few seconds because I too hear that UKKKHH when Arabs talk their language, sounds so gross. Anyway, I know for a fact that many Indians get mistaken as Arabs and it is a living hell for them to be mistaken as an Arab, This whole video was HILARIOUS. He is very funny and has real comedian talent, and for that, I must say that he definitely deserves that $120,000 Mercedes he has.

[killercon123456]

did anyone notice he messed up on the date, he said 10th

[SolarAB]

@killercon123456 he was talking about the day before that shit happened..

[etell221]

@killercon123456 . He didnt. He meant that on the 10th, it was mexicans and blacks being picked on. THEN, came september 11th. Get it? One day before everything changed is the 10th. Come on, who's gonna mess up September 11??? lol. Peace out.

[jallen8484]

He forgot the Paddies

[AchmedDeedit]

6:06-6:41

[MetalPhoenix13]

Polaks rule

[elcabrachupas]

BUAHAHAHAH don't fuck with bibidi bibidi lol

[nickthestick26]

Tiger! RAHAWR!! Fuckin gone! :)

[MaxDexus]

You gonna fuck me, that's fine. Fuck Achmed too.

[iluvbuickgnx]

If you see a camel, don't shoot!

[HypnotizedByTv]

@iluvbuickgnx u mean elephant

[iluvbuickgnx]

@HypnotizedByTv right

[SarItachi79]

Do you hear what he's saying? All of these derogatory terms...it sounds like baby talk for retards.

[TimothyADonaghue]

He's got a lot of comedic enthusiasm... but I'm just tired of racial crap... I'm over it...

[dabestref11869]

and as much as people hate to admit it, he is right

[inckomparable17]

carlos why are yuh fxckinq wid ma people bcoz ahmed its your turn lolz

[Gonko100]

this is pathetic. but the man is funny. HAIL FROM EUROPE!

[TheKosuko213]

carlos y r u fucking with my people

becuz ahmed its ur turn

hahahaha XD

[TQXPreturns]

hahahahaha. fuck u puto.....ur it... hahahahaha

[vuikenshtein]

I am a russian immigrant. People like that make me proud to call myself American. Carlos,keep up the good work.

[MeaningCorrupted]

@vuikenshtein are you a sexy russian girl?

[wingzero7X]

@vuikenshtein Hells yeah, another great point by carlos. Best of all countries come to America, and man, we need Russians why? because your people kick ass.

[TheRussianGamer93]

@vuikenshtein They only important thing is to not forget your roots my friend !

[Netherwolf6100]

lol you know, the airports haven't gotten better. My uncle once walked thru the metal detector with a knife and after it went off, the guy took one look at him (and he's back) and just let him pass. So I guess..... white people are getting better but are still fucking up

[JoySLeacock]

I love you Carlos but not for nothing... get a "sand nigger" and put him in a button down shirt... buttoned at the top button only... with some baggy chinow... and slap a fake accent on Akmed... he is a beaner.

[JoySLeacock]

oye

[Paganwarrior2000]

I think he forgot Micks. Just saying.

[KingCaboose]

Don't. Mess. With. BIBITYBOOPITY!

[doctorbuckner]

carlos your real name is ned!! And your a fuckin theif!! try writing your own shit you fuckin looder!

[Mangekyou001]

@doctorbuckner For every 1 mature there is in the world, there are 100 immature people like you in the world. Alot of people do the same or similar jokes. It's not a big deal. After all, Carlos made it clear we live in a really screwed up world right now.

[doctorbuckner]

@Mangekyou001 I mature enough to know how to write a sentence you Moron and go figure a mexican stealing and a mexican who thinks everyone dose it! Ned Mencia is a fucking looser thief JOE ROGAN RULES!!!

[Mangekyou001]

@doctorbuckner You're still saying the same stuff. -.-

[PureLifer1]

we dont have high standards anymore----jobs r being outsourced. goods made in china. money is not staying in the USA anymore. govt is bigger & owning all. slaves to big govt.

[xsporian]

everying was great excepte the facct that the twin towers fell on 9/11 not 9/10 fuckface

[zielonyuszatek]

@xsporian Saying about the 9/10 he meant the day before the WTC attack, when blacks were on the bottom of the society. The attack has put the Arab people in that position.

[nyfdRIP]

4 :09 sumone yells niggers

[LonewolfeE5]

why do ppl tell you to speak your mind but when you make a cross the border joke everyone starts freakin ex:i sit with my friends and i say whats the one thing a black guy is afraid of and most of my friends laugh including the black guy but the white chinese and jewish guy look at me like im crossing a huge line and i should be in jail for a joke

[platinum108]

"goddam we have been waiting' lmao

[Nikolahav]

2:35 hindus who are asian not middle-eastern lol...and he says he was the smart one in his family...lol again he is a fool

[whitelotus77]

@Nikolahav they are asian. . . .southern asians. . .

[Nikolahav]

@whitelotus77 On what continent do live middle eastern people???????????HELLLLOOOOOO

[austindal]

see a camel drop a bomb, se an elephant dont drop a bomb thats me, u look through a scope and see 2 eyes shoot, 3 eyes thats me my 2 eyes and my dot.

[FezTickle]

2:56-3:04 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GamerfreakB7]

"Goddamn we have been waiting!"

Fucking Hilarious!

[jiwbink]

VERY VERY GOOD!!

SMART, AND VERY BOLD!!

[64CSAR]

dude sunnyvale cops are WAY stricter than sanjose cops

[Arbin321]

lol im muslim but its true XD

[SuperJeff222]

he works at a federal building hahaha carlos.MAn i wish he does mind of mencia again

[ellos34]

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN!! hukh-al-ukh! and Bibedi babidei!

[Fickdich8D]

now that's my definition of funny! 

[Bleachfreak5]

and that when caros and tyrone said "f*** you, you're it!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[fradoozle2]

This Muther fuckers smart as shit..

[djabaa]

@ata3bb hes not a dumbass you are listen to what hes really saying and youll get it he said on september 10th it was niggers and spics on the bottom of the totem pole getting fucked with then when the 11th came around we said "tag" and now the arabs are it genius how ignorant can you get you hear 1 date and totally ignore the rest of whats being said open your ears and stop having selective hearing

[ATA3bb]

dumbass said september 10th not 11th

[burritodude900]

@ATA3bb hey dumbass listen to wtf he says you stupid ass faggot

[lorenpaige09]

@ATA3bb It's people like you that Carlos Mencia and the rest of us have pure hatred toward, because your simple mind cannot understand the complexity of what he is saying. Shut the fuck up, watch the video - if you don't understand it - TO FUCKING BAD.

[Hoschi0913]

at least you didnt forgot us Krauts ,thanks men .....love ya

[DyslexicPalindrome]

fkn boopidy boopidy! lmfao Im dying here lol

[rbermea]

Hukh al-lukh!

[Vanessa093104]

latinos r d best so don't mess wit us and we don't blow up planes mofo

[indikid24]

Unfortunately for blacks, they too will begin to get checked at airports, at least the ones who look like they have ties to the middle east or Africa. Racial stereotyping scks, but i guess it's something we all have to deal with.

[ikhann]

funny shit...but dave chappelle is heads and shoulders funnier.

[ToxisGrey]

There's a difference between huckhmunock and bibbilibubblli!

[BoxerBoy7777]

Poor hindus. those guys are the coolest!

[MTOTOwaNYAYO]

dude its cool i always come early.lmao

[jayissosexy]

we have killed thousands of people, bitch we've killed millions

[laupy10]

look at the ratings its 1395 good vs 42 bad xD carlos for ever haters never make jokes for the rest of ur life only man u r behind is gorge carlin

[megarouge2001]

"And that's when Tyrone and Carlos went 'fuck you, puta... you're it!'"

[catherine4112001]

its so funny. We I went over seas with my best friend. She got the 'special' check in EVERY airport we went through. From Fl to PA to amesterdam (excuse miss spelling) to London and back at NC and of course FL. I was laughing every time. I told her it was because she was black. And she laughed too.

[JoshmCkick]

IF YOU SEE A CAMEL DROP A BOMB

[streetwarriorme]

well loved it ....i am an indian and we and americans are a serious allies

[chica1525]

so right there is a difference.funny as hell

[ReveredShade]

'Hey mother fucker if i get my check late'..... Look some of the the stupid people saying' He works at a federal building?' LMFAO

[netmor10]

its my dot xD

[XxMETELxHEADxX]

well listen here u filthy fuck there is a big difference between"HUKUKULUK and BIBITYBOBITY".....LMFAO priceless!!!

[Daremange]

"Whoa whoa whoa! What is all this bullshit? My name is Carlos Mencia, I'm a beaner, a wetback and a spick, I swam here or I jumped the border, I vend tacos, I cut grass, I wash dishes, I hang out in front of fucking Home Depot, I put a lot of people in one fucking car, my daughter gets pregnant earlier than any goddamn race; we do all that shit but you know what we don't do? WE DON'T BLOW UP FUCKING PLANES DICKHEAD!! WHY ARE YOU CHECKING MY SHIT?!"

~XDDDDDDDDD I DIED AT THAT PART!!!! XDD

[hwbloom19]

3:23

[Gipsybooboo1]

hey, I am from Portugal (Female) and I get Checked at the airport or on the greayhound all the time... yes so alot of people can't tell the diffrence... just let it blow over man its not worth it...lol just laugh I make jokes all the time....lol

[dzfifa1024]

everyones so god damn sensitive... get the fuck over it faggots. laugh at yourselves pussy bitchesss ! ahaha

[Samua]

this guy is so funny but really really stupid...its not achmed its mohammed...retard

[Djinniftw]

@Samua ur retarded ....u have pobviously never seen jeff dunham..........he made the name achmed famous

[EvilScotsman78]

Mics

[gwatson101]

Im white been searched a lot during flights. Could be since Im a biker. this is still some funny shit

[8o8hawaiii]

I'm arab, and i still find this funny, u gatta laugh at ur own people for once.

[thomaswesthoefer]

@8o8hawaiii fuck yeah

[SarItachi79]

@8o8hawaiii Hear hear.XDDD

[foreverkid]

@8o8hawaiii Laugh at your own people for once?? noone makes jokes about arabs? i laugh at white people every day fucker. AND IM WHITE. cockybitch.

[8o8hawaiii]

@foreverkid Lol what? your making no sence son go choke on those dicks more. No one makes jokes about arabs? 9/11? we ride camels? we're sand niggers? we're dirty? climb out of ur trailer fuck tard.

[knightace2002]

@8o8hawaiii baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah­ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ride camals and sand niggers xDxDxDxDxDxD

[XxKO3xX]

@8o8hawaiii well said!!

[8522801]

@8o8hawaiii aint that the truth. agree 100%

[StealthFirePro]

@8o8hawaiii I totally agree, us white people r total push overs

[GMSTheAnthology]

way to go CARLOS!

[WithinTheWildWay]

*Grins and raises blind cane* What about me Motherfucker?!

[yonuttoty]

Great show and intelligent jokes :)))))

[trexilll]

fucking muslims.

And fucking pussy white politicians and their "political correctness"

[moudane90210]

fuck you yeah !