swampy kelvingrove park

[radaresalaam]

This makes me really angry. Utter twats.

[gymnosophy]

Wankers with a cam abusing the underclass to amuse their mates.

[MegaGreengod]

FLAG! as a degrading clip of anything.

[LargeFry99999]

PENIS!

[hampshirerhick]

is that sean connery s brother? the man sounds a bit like him!

[bilalA55]

i got CHASY of him 1 day

[battlestarone]

is this the guy that did the underground tunneling thing about 20 odd years a go and made the 10 o,clock news every night

[battlestarone]

is this the guy that did the underground tunneling thing about 20 odd years a go and made the 10 o,clock news every night

[battlestarone]

is this the guy that did the underground tunneling thing about 20 odd years a go and made the 10 o,clock news every night

[GrannyCarpet]

this man is a fucken legend



[oyasuminasaix]

"Why do you think the rastas pass the chalice

where rasta elders sit in their circle and pass the chalice to the left

and aaah, they battle it out with each other to find the true meaning of any given word"

Deep stuff, right?

[matt3963]

Me and my mates let this guy into our flat one day for a laugh and after one of the strangest evening of our lives he proceeded to return around 3 times a week until we moved about a year later

[PureDeadMental]

Acid just doesn't mix well with booze!

[kyle2point]

'right, you can either have acid, roots, or love?'

is that not the most beautiful question that has ever been uttered?

[burnzgotshot]

The appearance of that tiny willy ruined the vid. Why didn't that cunt let him finish?

[greendaycp]

i have met this guy he is so sound he gave us booze lots of money and fags and hash :L:L:L he is also a very good dancer :L

[Deadbeatherosuk]

wow, i love swampy !

ALRIIIIIITE

[Mysticmorris]

I've met swampy a few times....made me pick a poem to listen to aswell. I never tried acid, but after swampy I always though how glad about that I was :p he told me some story of his heart flying out the window, really creepy.

[MrCameroniMacaroni]

bunch of fuckin weirdos the lot of ye, and nice nob

[paulspydar]

is this Daniel Hooper swampy?

[lejambon08]

i hope he has a psycho attack and cuts the lot of ye's up

[citychanel]

hahaha swampy.

he always used to try and teach us spells and shit when we were up

[Stark118]

is this eh same cunt who drinks eh tonic n tryes tae act like a rasta :)

[murray84]

that guy that got his dick out is a born again christain. i think he has been slamming a minister at one of the presbetyrain churches in kinross.

[ShakkahLakkah]

"Swampy was a gay cunt through his childhood"

"Swampy loves knob"

Any others...

[asdop]

This cunts oot his bush lol

looks like the sorta cunt mad flynn woulkd hang aboot wae lol

[beastatlay]

Soulless wanker middle-class uni students wearing manbags and fingerless gloves from Top Man ironically drinking bottles of Buckie - cunts like this deserve every kicking they get from neds. "Glasvegas" my fucking arse.

[murray84]

so you have cant be middle class and enjoy a bottle of bucky?

you are a fucking idiot. maybe because you were raised in some scheme full of junkies you think that gives you a devine right to comment on glasgow's social classes.

something bad must have happened to you when you were younger. are your mum and dad still together, do you know your father?

what a fucking ignorant twat.

[beastatlay]

Yes, I have the "devine" right...the Sidney Devine right. Given to me by Sidney Devine. He visited me as a youngster growing up in the junkie-infested schemie hellhole that was Keil private school in Dumbarton. Few was the day that we didn't have a drive-by on one of our dorms. Sometimes there'd be a burnt-out Jaguar or even a BMW 3-series at the kerb as you drove into the grounds.

[murray84]

ah you are showing your age now old man. sidney devine indeed.

what about archbishop devine of the motherwell diocese? was this not more akin to the truth? did he try to drag your junky ass out of the slum that is dumbarton with promises of jesus juice and a bit of redemption?

[dynamohx]

@beastatlay Haha!!

[Squemby]

@beastatlay Best comment on youtube. They probably took a notion for Belle and Sebastian the moment they set foot on Byres Road. Cant suffer these fuckin parasites.

[beggzy1690]

Amazing. Im so proud of ma wee brother getin his dick out on swampy's shoulder, what a hero

[gertrude90]

yer brothers a wee poof whit are those gloves all about?

[beggzy1690]

a poof. good patter pal. id like to see you tell him that

[ryansilvatapsyouout]

Your brother has a small penis, and shit clothes. If that's his bird behind him, he needs to find a better looking one.

[rydozeroatyo]

what a load of shit

[shamblex]

why is my page all in different language? i dunno what im even clicking on, but yeh, "acid roots or love" ...love " nah thats the wrong one to pick"

dreamin bob?? hahaha

[rabjak424]

people like matt get my blood up just get a hostel and let the drunk old men get wasted and enjoy their retirement it's a hard old career after 30 years or hard drugs sex and alcohol iv only done it for 3 or 4 and im feeling the affects

[Amiiexx]

LOL

[jamierourketen]

excuse me while i drink and drive! lol.

[MarxBakuninMe]

That's not Swampy.

[loxime]

oh yes it is

[Kukkii1337]

it sure bloody is :)

[estebancarracas]

lol...acid roots or love...

only a sucka wouldnt go for the acid!

[Skeletor000]

"You can tell me what to do an' all that"

"Get to a hostel"

lol, that cunt thought he was trying to be funny and shit but he FAILED.

[gainrage]

The fanny who thinks swampy is homeless is a total fud.

[Skeletor000]

NO you didn't he doesn't dwell there, he doesn't trust it.

[murray84]

how the fuck can you guys say that swampy aint got any friends?

people love the cunt. I have hung out with him a few times and there nothing wrong with beggz teabagging him. swampy likes it when folk get their cake out.

[Skeletor000]

You would know.

[staceypaceypunter]

i hope one of those cunting glasgow uni students finds out their mum shagged that hobo 18 years ago and he's actually their dad

[BigJimSlade73]

Condescending student arsecunts be-littling and ripping the piss out of an alcoholic/junkie with severe mental problems. Won't their middle class parents be proud.

[Skeletor000]

That Matt cunt is a patronizing wanker.

[shellleh]

:L ima look out for him this weekend :)

[shamblex]

am gon up to meet this c**t !

noway did that boy just wip oot his c**k!

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

[SmallAxe]

LMFAO at the end "this is gettin fuckin youtubed!" yass

[stuboy04]

he has psychosis because of his LSD use in the 80's he told me this

[chummynaenose]

i love swampy (L)

[eow00001]

were you ever happy ?? :)

[ScottMcMillan88]

aweeesome swamp master!

[ScottMcMillan88]

aweeesome swamp master!

[gaijintendo]

correct me if its wrong...

butterfly wings snare the unwary

tendrums on cobbles sing rhythms wi' teach

for now be content with a whisper in fire

as we reach for the job

given one

given each

-swampy

[wezzeless]

same haha

[supersushistu]

so funny how it took so long to get into the beat and then choose swampys song and then as soon as he starts he gets interrupted and goes on a tangent. story of your life on swedge!

[Fridgenugget]

SHIT!!!! I THINK I SAW BEGGS!!!!!

[grant]

shit was that beggs that got his dick out?

[CaptainGenocide]

YUUUUUSSSS!!!! SWAMPY IS GOD!!

[lorinolorino1]

iknew swampy he actually past away like a few days ago i miss him and the good laughs he made me have ;]

[surnjit]

well i seen him today is he back from the dead?

[meandmcr]

HAHA i know swampy well i go to kg all the time and he pure hits on my mates,its fucking funny!:P

omg this is funny

swampy always comes uo to me and my friend and is pure like "SWAMPY" its scary=P

anyways

LOVE IT!

bye

x

[NickTylerFilmsNTF]

man! i've seen this guy.

he said he new my dad

"ji wan wiv teh mafjig puffzle!"

he always hangs out with a hoop

[fanszine]

The first time I ever dropped acid he asked me

"how can you stop thinking when you're thinking about thinking?"

That confused me for about twenty minutes.

[gzuf]

That's what I said.. nobody's special because everyone's special.

[Iamanathlete]

your a tit.

[nairngiro]

kelvingrove park is the shit 4 burds n a laf, plus u get a gd chukle at this mad fukr!

[AlGiro1888]

Ras Swaps a mad headcase but ma vid of him is better

[gemmadw]

MATT ALISON!

[skinny64]

Look at all the rubbish those scruff bag students have dumped.I`d have them all chucked in the Clyde!

[neverworks]

i met him on saturday morning COMPLETELY SOBER. He's actually quite a nice guy.hahaa x

[Cbiscuit14]

i fucking hate that smelly cunt i see him all the time

[Mozza1980]

one of the many attractive benefits of getting fucked up kg