Walker Texas Ranger American Man

[WiciuSJ]

Fuckin awesome song dude!

[lszalay]

when people go home, they check if the boogieman is under their beds, when the boogieman goes home, he checks under his bed, to see if Chuck Norris is there.

When Amstrong first landed on the moon he said: That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. After thist he read the writing in the land that he saw: "Chuck Norris was here."

The Mars was once full with life, now you can find only a table saying: "Be aware of Chuck Norris"

[1999521]

The american hero.

[danijelNo1]

chuck norris have all pokemons :'D

[spock592001]

Chuck Norris is a good guy. We need more good guys than bad guys.

[TitaniumTyrant]

Chuck Norris is an asshole, my lifespan has just decreased to seco

[urisoad]

jesus can walk on the water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

[Mastriu]

Chuck Norris był Mistrzem Karate kiedyś :)

[MOTU4everr]

14 people were roundhouse kicked by CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[refinedleigon]

im scared if i meet chuck Norris he will look at met to hard and ill explode or he blinks at me and and 2 giant boulders will smash me or worse he will spit and the universe will explode into ashes

[demoniacofication92]

kneel before Chuck Norris!!!

[258legolas]

@demoniacofication92 chuck norris is everyones master

[nroc13]

i love this song man

[keithfan77]

man, aint that the truth. i love Walker! hes my hero i just hope one day i can meet him. I know this sounds really dumb but Chuck Norris in Walker taught me alot about the value of one second and how it can me gone just like that, and just life in general. yea crazy how just one show can make all the difference! ohh yea and i learned not to hit first. lol. only in self defense

[keithfan77]

AWSOME!!!!!!!!

[kingbobchris]

this song fits chuck norrius.

[lecciaboss]

norris*

[lecciaboss]

chuck nottis gives blood to red cross... but it s not his.

[kitchenk94]

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards...but Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further!!

[ManniMann1986]

@Boss7ification ur grandpa looks COOL!!! :p

[nroc13]

the 2 best things Chuck Norris and

Garth Brooks American Man!!

[armymen12002003]

@nroc13 nope it's not gb it trace adkins

[PINOTHEBESTFOREVER]

great chuck norris

[Gunner21101]

best song ever!!!

[falcoperegrinus82]

The shortest distance between any two points is Chuck Norris.

[1x9z]

Chuck Norris facts

[foeasy16]

I bare witness that there's only ONE GOD and Muhammed (saaw) Is His Last Messenger

[michaelcorleonepate]

@foeasy16 Oh come on. Tell this crap Al Kaida!

[PikaNInja159]

chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink XD

[brickwockeez]

thats lame hahahha

[TheSouthernCadillac]

great song does anyone have a audio version of trace adkins america i believe in you that right there was a great song but its like it disapeared in thin air i cant find it anyware

[TwinkyDFTBA]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[coolest852]

funny

[kakalutas]

@TwinkyDFTBA i can swim on land too :P :D

[bobaneko]

wen chuck norrris walk whit this song it mean he seriusly epic

[canucktheclown]

Chuck Norris's urine is so strong, they put it in a can, and called it an energy drink.

[evilmick66]

We now know this drink as... Red Bull!

[tobiashawk8]

thats teamwork there lol XD

[xxMADEINMILANOxx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[Navlgator]

čak noris je porezao nož

[alexanderabreucastro]

that sng sucks.

[raykagesama]

very good song...

[thalius7]

casperes0912 learn how to spell... you ruin all of your chuck jokes being a retard yourself. Go to your local doctor to make sure he didn't round house kick your face into retardedness.

[treyisaninja1]

i like this song a lot .i like chuck norris.i like all ov the songs about chuck norris.goooooooooooooo chuck norris.i wach all of the shows with chuck norris in them.

[vshapemind100]

i like chuck

[coleraine20]

the only thing here that sucks is you, for 5 bucks behind walmart

[42010409813]

haha looool xD

[canucktheclown]

Is this the only thing you can say. When you keep saying it over and over, the insult loses the insult factor.

[MsSmile19]

c'est trop bien sa je le regarde le dimanche sa parle de western episde préféré quand ya du barrel racing et les dodge de temps en temps magnifique

[jesse1847]

Bienvenue au club !

[Sportscaster92]

When Chuck Norris goes to a store he doesn't pay for his food the store pays for his food

[jansma1987]

chuck norris doesnt say "american man" to me, maybe someone a little moe genuine like larry the cable guy.

[odenskrigare]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets soiled.

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris... and decided he'd rather never see again.

A 7-year-old blind boy once found Waldo before Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lives on an island surrounded by a sea of his own tears.

Chuck Norris fears no man! Only women.

Chuck Norris' friends call him Bull. Not that the man's tough; he just fucks cows on the weekends.

[Knightcowboy89]

Dude,ur such a Chuck hater.all ur jokes SUCK BALLS!

[odenskrigare]

Look on YouTube for a video of Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris' ass. He's nothing like what people make him out to be: he's a mediocre actor and singer, a right-wing nut who supported Mike Huckabee, and, hell, he's not even that good at martial arts compared to the best in the field. There are probably plenty of totally unknown martial artists who could beat the shit out of Chuck Norris

[leavemealone2006]

wow man. Do you realize that the "good" jokes about Chuck were actually intended to make fun of him? Of course they only wound up bouncing back. :)

That clip is from a movie where Chuck is the bad guy, it's not a real fight. *sigh*

While in reality there may be some unknowns who may have been able to beat Chuck, it wouldn't be done easily. Norris is an extremely good martial artist who competed with and beat people like Joe Lewis (who was also a competitor to Jim Harrison)

manliest song ever.

[leavemealone2006]

oops. Sorry, this isn't the manliest song ever, the theme song to Walker Texas Ranger is the manliest song ever. :D

BTW, to odenskrigare: Chuck was actually a close friend to Bruce Lee and trained with him (as well as Joe Lewis). Both their sons were also good friends. They would most likely never fight.

An addition to earlier reference to Jim Harrison: "I fear no man, but Jim Harrison and Mike Stone are the two last men I'd wish to meet in an alley fight." - Bruce Lee

[LakeHikariAsakura]

At some point, Chuck was also Bruce Lee's kung fu student. Even though Karate's more of Chuck's style.

[lcrs50]

@Knightcowboy89,your right. Chuck Norris dosn't need a weapon,He is one. Chuck Norris is Awsom. He can do anything!

[lcrs50]

Your Are A Chuck Norris hater! Leave America now!

[MrCN86]

Great Chuck Norris tribute and he is my hero! Song good too.

5/5

[bordeauxjean]

in montreal we have it in french. Hes called Walker Quebec Ranger and he speaks french

[xjustindtrx]

WTF...this is not funny at all...you people love walker, texas ranger....way too much!

[Abbysmom303]

Yeah & your point?

[NarutoFreakBelieveit]

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.  your the fool

[fabarahona]

wonderful ¡¡¡ great Walker , Chuck ¡¡

[tinkerbellrox798]

I love this video.

sincerly,Trey Harrell

[lucifersabbath89]

What is the song??

[cute5555]

American Man By Trace Adkins

[KISSfan1995]

Trace Adkins FTW!! =D

[inuyasha645098]

what FTW means

[PsychoKittyNet]

For The Win

[veiko70]

oo i throught it means fu*c the world :D:Dlolz :D

[kenjabac]

I thought that it means like "Fuckin' Texas Walker" LOL... =P

Well, he is not "FUCKIN'"...

[amanda2324]

@inuyasha645098 FTW means For The Win

[RandomMetal12]

@inuyasha645098 For The Win, I think lol

[slathan00]

@inuyasha645098 That's the same as "For The Win" (A victory expression)... That is used too as "Fuck the World" or "What the Fuck" in other order ;)

[kingbobchris]

@inuyasha645098 it stand for fuck the world.

[kingbobchris]

@inuyasha645098 fuck the world thats what it stand for.

[Zaku009]

@kingbobchris actually it means for the win

[umcumckula]

@inuyasha645098 Fuck To Wexaust

[TheOkThx]

@inuyasha645098 For The Win o.0

[alexliga7]

tropp0 forte chek

[johnn1111111]

hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA seriously

[jgjjhm]

i love this!! walker is my favorite show and this is my favorite new song!! Good job!!

[jonas8800]

job well done stood tall no fears..

love the song hate the video though

[cute5555]

wow that mean ya think

[hbk54619]

love the ong dislike the video

[irvchris]

I like this song a lot - Chuck Norris is alright too.

[lcrs50]

ALL RIGHT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL RIGHT?! Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan are the gratest men in history! They're better than Presedent Bush.

[Bladeninja76]

@lcrs50 that last sentence was an understatement

[lightgohan]

Umm Nice Lol 5/5