Worst Music Video Ever? "Come on Back" by F.U.S.B.I.

[mix4kix]

the left ear mix sounded much better than the right ear mix....what am I saying, I want to kill myself.

[amazeroth]

@mix4kix hahahahaha :D

[amisamiamiam]

Are my speakers broken?

[billenh]

lol...i have headphones in and when he started singing i jumped...bad levels man...

[damnhot4this]

Please tell me this is fake. It's so bad it has to be!

[mrgakozak]

These guys need to quit the Drano shooters.

[Nickster63]

Those guitars sound like they're screaming out for someone to end their miserable lives and the singer sings like he just got a full frontal lobotomy.

[ItsMikeontheMic]

I've watched this video so many times, it's ridiculous

[adam777]

I love how the guitar player is suddenly shirtless with no explanation ... other then he's not playing his guitar anymore / at 2:40

[Menyhard1]

Omg what the heck is this stuff.I could make a better video of my smart phone.lol

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Where did you find this video?

[dingbat1410]

ahahahahah the guitar tone at 1:20 is abominable. Seriously, it takes skill to make a guitar sound that bad!

but at least the classy lead singer didn't make a sexual hand gesture before the solo. Oh wait...

[massivekiduk]

the engineer moves the faders the wrong way. :D

[mikejatkins]

right at the beginning you see her take the 50 out and drop it, oh dear.

[s3077769]

Truly original. Flawless. A tour de force.

[MusicManxxxxx]

Bloody hell! is that ME on guitar?

[Characteristics]

@MusicManxxxxx are you John Goodman???

[buddablz]

How did this video not get a million views since I first stumbled upon it perplexes me. This is the best!

[adamcharney]

I hired these guys to play at my wedding reception and then my wife left me the following day.

[sexyscot26]

0:04 Thats a creepy rape stare if ever i saw one

[hyeness2]

I think the woman is the piano player's mother.

[Elyzater]

I bet this bitch thought that his twenty dollars could get him anything.

[zomgzx]

I've watched this so many times that I'm past the point of bewilderment to loving this glorious piece of art.

[kensaya]

least this is bettur than rebecca black.

[BossCityBaller]

@kensaya HA FUCKING HA. That's so fucking funny motherfucker like I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE YOU UNORIGINAL PIECE OF DOG SHIT! Fuck you bitch and fuck your idiotic comment.

[kensaya]

@BossCityBaller Y u so mad bruh?

[NaYarB04]

FUSBI>slipknot

[icyflames1995]

Something's wrong with every member of the band. theyre all creepy ..

[NaYarB04]

This would have killed during the 80s

[stephanielg]

Just watched this before heading to bed and am now afraid I may have nightmares.... seriously WTF?!

[TurkishRetard]

Come on back and just blow me

[alexuskings]

when im on my death bed, i want this man to sing to me as a travel the dark tunnel.

[TheCyprusX]

When he started singing I thought someone behind me was about to sexualy assault me

[murff625]

Is that a young Obama on keyboards?



[LadyCadbury]

@murff625: no, it's your dad.

[intelel]

NO EXPENSE WAS SPARED ON THIS VIDEO, AS DEMONSTRATED ON THAT PITTED OUT WHITE T IN THE ELEVATOR SCENE...GOOD WORK!

[wogmanful]

IF I WAS THAT HOOKER I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THE MONEY BACK AND SAID NO THANKYOU AS WELL

[altooname]

This proves that when ordinary people get instruments in their hands, magic happens. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[NineTailsDemonFox]

This is so bad..it's up there with Rebecca Black.

[raleighistheman]

What isn't wrong with this video? This is why you join a band when you are in your late teens or early 20's. Get it out of your system and tell all your friends you were once in a band. But for the love of god, if you do decide to play when you're older, make sure there are no cameras and if there are, DO NOT create a plot. Someone lost their mid-management position at Napa over this.

[chada75]

Are you sure the upload date isn't 1988?

[DrDumb002]

Y'know, in actuality, the guitar solo sounds kinda cool. Removing the 'Shynth' (see what I did there?) it sounds like something out of a bad Blur song.

[DrDumb002]

The keyboardist looks like the guy from Hot Rod.

You know which person I'm talking about.

[HeWentThattaway]

Sounds like he's got his balls locked in a vice.

[BrownM53]

how about you turn up the singers' microphone...

[sosor3l]

transform the title from "Worst Music Video Ever ?" to "Worst Music And Video Ever !!!", without "?"

[TRTrailerDude]

Excuse me while i barf

[omgbatman]

Doug Heffernan but the non-awesome edition?

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

I can't help but love it. THERE I SAID IT!!!

[Lordd3st1ny]

2:00 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xZippy38]

I watch this video when I *want* to be in a bad mood.

[xxifishix]

1:23 into the video..screw this watchin some other video thought this was from 70's :P

[TheDrunkGamerNL]

what the fuck is this suposed to be?

[sarcasticgrunt01]

F.U.S.B.I should be renamed F.U.B.A.R.

[donnyb22084]

i thought this dude voice would be alot deeper...jezzz...lol...and 3:25 made me call out sick today...LOL

[WiNDiR666]

3:25 LOL

[drumphuk]

call the nursing home cops...these geezers escaped and r pretending to have talent....more like a talent to make me sick...

[burtonsnowboardingUF]

is this a joke



[angrysheepknowsbest]

what the hell?

[96Cobra351]

Two questions:

Where can I get the full length?

Did they return that woman to the renegade pirates where they rented her?

[shahrenzo]

is he singing or he's trying to breathe properly ???

[TSconspiracy]

After hearing this song, any woman would not come back. They would lave as quickly as possible.

[96Cobra351]

If you like this or think it's funny look up Jan Terry you won't be disappointed. Like the bandana where can I find one like it?

[YoungMommy14]

@96Cobra351 Jan Terri's amazing... The ultimate would be a collaboration with Jan Terri, F.U.S.B.I and Z|ad of "Supersonic Electronik" fame... That would probably be the most amazing thing to ever witness...

[kidyubyub]

@YoungMommy14 The difference between those 3 "artists" is that Zlad was a joke... Jan and FUSBI were serious.

[ryp1984]

The shots without the shirt seemed to last an eternity the first time I saw this.



[NeoGeo70]

I kept wondering where the mosquito was buzzing around, until i realized it was him singing.

[tippiejax]

Why oh why did he not take a DUMP before he started singing? How awkward.

[fundamentalhardcore]

Thumbs up if you think the bird in this "clip" is toats smashing the keyboard player?

[Majideska]

HAPPIEST ASIAN EVER

[mkeogh76]

This is a joke, right? The non-existent production values; the homely, middle-aged singer; the fat, shirtless guitarist, and musical talent that makes Jan Terry and Rebecca Black look polished all point to this being some sort of put-on. However, it does appear that they put some thought into this thing so much so that this could be an actual "middle-aged crisis" garage band.

[limpchikenbizkit]

@mkeogh76 shirtless guitarist? are we watching the same video?

[mkeogh76]

@limpchikenbizkit The guitarist makes his appeance sans shirt on several occasions with 3:24 especially showing him in all his flabby glory. Granted it's only for a few seconds, but it so ridiculous that I'm surprised you missed it. Plus, numerous other people have commented on it because it's one of the biggest headscratchers of this truly bizarre video.

[limpchikenbizkit]

@mkeogh76 ohhh. i dunno how i missed that lol

[toonged]

Fuckin hell man...what the hell was that....."c'mon back..blow me away" . Yeah right just get me a kalashnikov...job done!!!

[rrzz44]

is this a mock up or a real music video?

[collinb25]

lol what the fuck did i just watch? i want the time back you stole from my life you pieces of shit!

[jedijonnyboy]

did you notice that the keyboardist looks like Richardson from "Hot Rod"??

[mikess8541]

oh my god! where's the gong???

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

...and you thought your dads were just hanging out in the garage working on the cars.

[Characteristics]

@LavenderHoneyPancake

lmao!!

[BlackSnookiiBihhh]

Rebecca Blacks Father Right There . 

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

3:05 solo fail

[InsanePickle007]

LOL, when the gets up you can see his crack, also when ther are strumming there is no guitar sound lol

[donluchitti]

The Guitarest in the leather looks like Rob Blagoyavich after a Bochalism outbreak.

[lurch321]

Is it just me, or does the shirtless guitarist kind of resemble Kim Wilson (from the Fabulous Thunderbirds)?

[introspectional]

1.38 kills me lol.

[natertotOO7]

It's genuinely off-putting how much the guitarist looks like Alec Baldwin

[xZippy38]

People should have to acquire a license to make music videos.

[londonlovemaster]

2 comments really: 1. You know there's a problem when your producer/engineer is wearing a Slipknot shirt. 2. She looks like the puerto rican Elizabeth Shue.

[funnystuff1284]

this is a sad story song of a man who wishes to see a random woman who passed by with ankle tattoo just one more time, so she can blow him away. the ending is raised many questions like did he try to make her his prostitute by offering her 20 dollars? why did the guitarist take of his shirt? the most thought raising one of all, was this all a dream since we see him sleeping at the end of the video as she disappears behind a fog machine made smoke cloud? we may never know.

[thundercleese]

OH MY GOD

MY EARS

[theerick45]

I realize this is considered the worst music video ever; however it has been stuck in my head and I'd like to be able to listen to it wherever I go, does anyone know where there's a download of this song?

[sarcasticgrunt01]

X___X

[tommy22hats]

His singing is soo bad it makes me want to poo

[SUCKRADIOcom]

...we like how the recording engineer is wearing a "SlipKnot" t-shirt!

[cooper210]

This is a joke. You got this 80s style video and music but at the very beginning she drops a new $20

[CMontyBeAwesome]

this is a joke right? I mean he's like really a comedian and he made this video as a gag. It has to be.

[alexismaiden666]

...I love this

[bofum2245]

what the fuck is coming through my speakers?

[cratlagh]

Who ever 'mixed' this should never work again.

[davethehostage]

@cratlagh Whoever wrote this should never write again.

[ashtree80]

The A Team of the musical world...

[oliviablackthorn]

The question remains, where did that $20 drop from?

[TheBitterWeed]

WTF. I feel dirty.

[Tiwaking]

I cannot hate this terrible video and song.

[deltron3]

the songs called come on back not go away in an elevator

[N45HcH]

Press 1 for creaky leg, hold 5 or 6 for crazy foreign people. Enjoy.

[manferot]

The shirtless guitarist was the icing on teh cake

[xZippy38]

People listen to a loop of this in hell.

[toubapatouba]

why?

[lambertech]

QUIT STALKING HER, TAKE THAT $20 AND GET YOUR FIRST VOICE LESSON! HOLY HELL! ABOMINABLE!!!

[telisakeys]

LMAO!

[007MrMagoo]

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD BLOW HIM AWAY............LITERALLY. SAME GOES FOR HIS FUCKIEN BAND.

[Kingddd333]

0:42 That explains everything

[pooh1234567890]

This is the best thing I have seen today!

[lbjb247]

Just beautiful, had this song stuck in my head all day

[SOAD2GW]

I like the guitarists little hop. Its not a jump, just a little hop.

[danning1]

Someone cut Mike Muir's (Suicidal Tendencies) testicles off and this was the only type of music he could do after that.

[BubbleGum424]

WIN .

EPIC WIN .

THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL .

[Lazonya777]

FUCK YES! YES!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Characteristics]

It's Kevin James, John Goodman, The dude from MadTV and some happy Filipino dude, sick band!!!

[Characteristics]

These guys really took alot of time to think about this song and video! this was really good!

[vicambulatorious]

This is ate up but I have listened to it about 20 times now. We can't get enough in L.A.!!! COME ON BACK!

[WrathofVishnu]

Now I know who the guy in the Barney suit truly is.

[LucilleApple]

@WrathofVishnu yes!

[Characteristics]

@WrathofVishnu hahahahahahahaha!!! Barney hahahahaha!!

[Davidarmo42415]

woow the back up singer laughs at 1:51 lol

[Davidarmo42415]

the answer is yes 

[Ecleptica]

Still better than Justin Bieber.

[65ways]

dude just tell us some more conspiracy theories....

[ACornyCrayon]

Trow in a good vocalist and polish up the intrumentals and you would actually have a brilliant song! (Okay maybe everything needs a little polish... but damnit, as soon as I form a band I will cover this! Promised. :P)

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

2:24 Doug from King of Queens, anyone? :D

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

the guitars in the end sound like my gameboy

[Characteristics]

@Iam18yearsolddddd  lmfao!!!!

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

ohh yeah

[shovel20]

This is badass

[bignasty4547]

she gave him the 20$ !!it was like watching a porn movie about a hooker in rewind.

[bignasty4547]

they are going on tour with jan terri.

[bizzye313131]

3:11 his mating call

[PHukYooh]

What's up with the zipperhead on the keyboard? I'd love to lather the shirtless fat fuck in mayonnaise and titty fuck him!

[alexuskings]

this man saved the internet.

[SSXtrikE]

Walrus, could you bump the mix?

[skippyqsb]

3:23 NO!!! That is just so f**king WRONG!!!

I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach now.

[skippyqsb]

Oh..... my..... GOD!!! This is so awful!

But it's like a train wreck... you just can't stop watching.

These people suck so bad, they can't even lip sync there own song, or fake playing the guitar and keyboard to the right notes to their own song!

2:36 Would someone please supply this scary person with some wax for that back hair!!!

[kd4pba]

Were the vocals intentionally mixed in low? I suspect so

[bosshog7169]

Flaming Ultra Super Butt Invaders?

[bobobo878]

I'm not sure what the kid in the slipknot shirt with the sliders is doing, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong.

[TheSepp333]

@bobobo878 He's not mixing the sound , that's for shure! It is a lightning desk!

[bitterbastard80]

"SHE DROPPED THE BUDGET!!!!"

[bambamboom2]

@bitterbastard80 hahaha

[HueyRocks23]

I bet they all work at the same plumbing supply warehouse

[insaneinthesfv]

Now, by "Worst Music Video Ever", you obviously mean "Best Music Video Ever". I want to get married again just so I can have these guys play at my wedding. Especially if the lead FUSBI winks awkwardly again after singing "I wanna show you love/Put myself in you".

[skippyqsb]

@insaneinthesfv ROFLMFAO!! I think I just popped a rib!

[womblediehard]

Is it me or is the lead singer having his bollocks squeezed to get the high notes and the keyboard player looks like the guy who short changed me at the chinese take away the other week.

Blow me away, jesus he wished, that girl was young enough to be his grandaughter, dirty old sod.

[sollibop]

This music is way ahead of it's time. All you guys who don't get are stuck in the past. Thankyou FUSBI for redifing music.

[authoress1]

I sincerely hope she's dialing 911 on the cell lol

[aprat]

I have a hard time believing that Tim and Eric did not direct this video.

[tacticaloperator12]

I hope this is a parody, this is fucking crap.

[RugbyWVHS]

Should of been a David Bowie track. this band blows.

[loschompers]

They look like a bunch of off-duty mall cops that lost a bet.

[xZippy38]

Creating music videos like this should result in a $900 fine followed by a death penalty.

[greenjeansmjr]

Uh, well, I think he wants her to come back and blow him.

[jwquick]

The fat guy with the black and white Strat loses his shirt and my lunch came up, very strange how he resembles Will Sasso from Mad TV. Also singer dude get a shirt that fits, maybe a button down or something. When did John and Kate plus 8 dude start playing the Keys? Also if your going to ask someone to "blow you away" make sure its not a mexican guy in Drag.

[iliekwiener]

Damn, they turned the keyboard up to 11 on this song.

[NielsShoe]

I recon one of them shaged the studio guys wife. Worst mix of a song ever.

[megadeth425]

The Asian dude looks too young to be stuck in a band with these guys.

[mygodiswithin]

Guitar in left side side at 3:05 . lol

[mercurygrandmarquis1]

anyone else think the guy playing the guitar with the leather jacket looks like john goodman?

[chosentonessournotes]

These guys can't be serious. This has to be a joke. That dude has the worst voice I've ever heard in my life, the distortion tone on the guitar makes me want to put holes in my ear drums... I puked in my mouth at the sight of that old bar skank, too.

[cloudbuster66]

kids dont do drugs,this is what happens later in life

[WrathofVishnu]

How much crack did that Asian smoke before this was made?

[FloydMayweatherJr916]

Bitch is ugly, but maybe if I put a bag over her head with a hole in her mouth she'd probably give a nice sloppy blowjob.

[SuperNumber19]

omfg, this clowns have no shame! how they spare time of their lives!! make a really shitty music video, and have no remose what'soever, I will never get my 3:42 second back.......

I LOVE IT! :D

[reage]

MGMT in the future...

[FatsquatchDotCom]

This video illustrates "Dad Rock" in its most hideous form.

[chewbacca1010]

That little guitar solo by the guy who looks like the bloated, reanimated corpse of Jack Lemmon was kind of funny.

Also, the strange Asian kid on the keyboard is pretty hilar. The rest is ass on crackers, but also quite funny.

[Characteristics]

@chewbacca1010 ass on crackers WTF LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[kwyjoboy]

uh, yeah. i'm pretty sure this is a joke, but who cares with all the eye candy? i am in dopey sweaty bear heaven.