TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 25 - Jesse is Bad at Meteorite Detection

[AXharoth]

lmao this spear hits like the stick to play pool

[Legolad9746]

TB: were really need you to get you a lucky horseshoe... cause this is starting to get silly...

Jessie: A zombie knock me off the edge!

Me: A cobolt shield might help too...

Cobolt shield: Grants immunity to knock-backs

[ilusao1111]

Devourer of worlds...Eater of souls. You were close Jesse... Really close.

[ilusao1111]

Devourer of worlds... Eater of souls... You were close Jesse... You were close...

[MayorOfTrouble]

7:05 Cactus is going down!

[MrEphimer]

Episode 25/57 I will finish this playlist tonight...

[unix0592]

@MrEphimer No, unless the night is 15 hours long.

[MrEphimer]

@unix0592 You assume I have no free time my friend. I finished the playlist :P

[MrGulfon]

Sorry for the shameless self-promotion.

[Wolffmania]

TB you shouldve been better at looking in your inventory, but now your better.

[9789logan]

@Eddiejo6 Your retarded they do in like 2 episodes...

[Eddiejo6]

@9789logan I\m SORRY not having time to watch 1,5 hours of TB a day

[nactan]

extend the bridge...

[Eddiejo6]

I don`t like being angry at people but.. YOU NEED TO SPAWN THE F***ING EATER OF WORLDS ( I know it`s too late to tell them)

[dagenhamsTP]

@Eddiejo6 so why tell them?

[Largo833]

8:00 - TB: "This is going to be a productive day."

29:15 - TB: "We've accomplished nothing! Nothing!"

Really sums up what makes this series so hilarious :D

[MrLawcool]

its funny .. i started a new world.. i found a floating island mined all the gold and the silver house .. and im am round about at the same place as they am in about 2 hours.. ( if only the silver house made silvers bars i would be better :P )

[buckrunbrotherhood]

i love these videos

[WindWolfAlpha]

"Danger is my middle name."

No, 'falls to their death' is your middle name. lol

[Kraziyce]

I love meaty ore........xD

[xMetalayerx]

I love how when TB asks Jesse for all the prices of items, he always gets it really wrong.

[odanaga]

WHAT. IS. THAT. INFERNAL. BEEPING!?

[brimingblood]

@odanaga the sound of contacts logging into msn/skype or something

[PopeKurt]

It is really difficult to practice kanji when listening to these two.

[Mdgirlterrie]

@PopeKurt I know your pain. Calligraphy practice isn't easy either. Destroyed a pen :( but so funny and too addictive to stop watching them.

[InSaNeSuRgErYxxx]

I love you guys <3 I'm part of your female demographic yay!

[bionicdragon5]

Most indubitably... Your... polyanamorphic... unilateral... monogrammatical... self awareness-es... CLICK!!! *click click*

[FalseFirebird24]

Jesse's clicking sounded like...

[MagicF0rBiggeners]

@FalseFirebird24 like what?

[MrBoy6868]

I got Terraria cause of you guys i love it!

[bulletproofblouse]

...But then redeems himself by singing Under The Sea. You win this time, TotalBiscuit. This time.

[bulletproofblouse]

TotalBiscuit: Awfully judgmental for a guy that sets off on a long walk with bags literally FULL of crap and yet nothing in the way of The Easiest To Obtain Crap that could build a bridge.

[JJEMTT]

Just realised that Jesse's voice is exactly the same as Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force pretty much. And has basically the same personality.

[siIentsource]

Why is "man sticks his head up girls ass" related to this?

[pigpig252]

Wow when he said "endless ocean" it reminded me of the wii game, anyone else know about this lol?

[jonasa55]

do

[RedJester93]

Every time I hear that noise, I minimize the video to see what just popped up.

[ObakeOnna]

First TB muses that the ocean might be endless, then they reach the visible end of it but proceed to give up deciding the meteor can't possibly have fallen there. The only explanation for this behavior I can come up with is that they're trolling us on purpose. Again.

[GeneralTwinkletoes]

@ObakeOnna They think it's there to stop you and drown you, not that anything actually happens over there

[KefkeWren]

The most entertaining thing for me in this episode was seeing all the ebonstone you guys placed...and knowing it can infect nearby blocks.

[GoofballAndi]

@KefkeWren

Only in hardmode though

[KefkeWren]

@GoofballAndi It can happen in normal too, the rate is just much slower. Fortunately (unfortunately), they knew not to remove the sunflowers.

[OLL13666]

what is the beeping!!!???!

[Isanion]

It's strange, i'm playing Terraria whilst watching them. And every time they go go looking for something I find it straight away in my world.

Hooks, top hat, orbs, and now a meteor

[marineboy8]

27:05 Anyone notice the zombie finished the song?

[syrin2o]

you know if you guys go down deep enough without drowning you guys will find a sea chest on either side

[Lawsondgage]

@syrin2o you are trolling them

[jimpa103]

@Lawsondgage actually not. there is a REALLY high chance of it.

based on personal experience.

[syrin2o]

"I'd shoot the whores and take the money back" - Jesse Dangerous Cox LOL

[Archangle40000]

how do you get torn in half by a bat

[spninkles]

whenever jesse says "eeeeeyup" i think, "is he quoting my little pony?"

[lest128]

:58 orb bottum

[lest128]

@lest128 00:58

[Smokemalboro]

I thought the spear was sphere lol

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

u can see land at 28:27 LOL

[DepressedPsycho]

@Makinnoz13 It's private for the SOPA / PIPA blackout.

[DepressedPsycho]

@kitube14 All his videos within 2 months are private in support of the SOPA / PIPA blackout & will be back up soon. It's for a good cause.

[Zoombedoom]

DONT DO SOPA

[DefectiveGamers]

C'mon then TB. You ballsed up the videos!

[kitube14]

@TotalHalibut episode 26 is private!! please make it public

[Makinnoz13]

next video is private :( and i cant watch ep 26 and 27 then -.-

[TheYokoExperience]

For all the times Jesse said "What the hell is this?!" You would think we would have a jesse-cam by now....

[TiffanyPikachu]

jesse dosent even know how HUGE the eater of worlds is -_-

[Jeffophone]

I know it's too late to make any difference, but was anyone else mentally yelling at TB for forgetting his "walk on water" potion when he was trying to build a bridge out of sand?

[GodKillage]

@Jeffophone except for the fact that he didnt have one?

[iluvcandyxx99]

The last episode should be tb is bad at terraria!!

[Brute1232]

lol i was playing a game and i died right as TB said " You died again?!"

[Shooshy162]

Didn't you guys have walk on water potions?

[Shooshy162]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

[iamconor6808]

JESSIE LIKES COCKS

[thetrueampvamp]

@iamconor6808 so does your mother

[iamconor6808]

@thetrueampvamp i now that's how im here

[deathswriter]

If I am 3/4th's british, 1/8th american, and 1/8th russian, do i know magic and have a lot of guns and vodka?

[IAmButFortunesFool]

@deathswriter You'd drink vodka while you magic-ed things into the air to shoot with your guns.

[willbilsdon]

33 People have TB well I feel sorry for them

[asparagusoffice]

Remote control pens... Brookstone should really get on that

[Yaguacho]

...self awareness is.... click

[ezfunperson26]

if you make a t-shirt with the writing "use a potion" i will buy it

[Bubblingbrew]

Search Jesse Cox on Google. Laugh.

[NoOtherEpicNames]

Thumbs up who thinks the meteor is on the sky island?

[feralvids612]

where is # 26!

[ComedicShinigami]

I notice that Jesse, the American, ended up with a gun while TB, the Brit, ended up with magic.

[chakorn1]

TB! You definitely DO want the eater of worlds to spawn!

[Tewg34]

I love Jesse's saying's "The Old Man outside the thing he's like 'I'm Outside the thing!'"

[DESMONDMILES55]

u are so lucky my meteor falled on my house

[Bosinclaire]

dark lance is op as hell :D

[Dragonwingfly]

there are updates for terraria like 1.1 and 1.1.1 but there is no difference to them anyways you can havenew armor bosses enimies weapons and other stuff it is fun and hardcore to but the bosses are best if you do them with a friend

[MathiasKippen]

It's fucking hilarious how Jesse is so slow, and TB is constantly picking at him for how "stupid" he is and constantly being so negative xD

[riestjustin]

@MathiasKippen TB is the cynical brit.

[cool4345]

how did TB not even realise that he had 10 wood and 59 copper bricks which he's had in his inventory for ages? he could have built the bridge like 10 minutes ago..

[rorbotcarrot]

I love how somehow TB knew about the Colbert Report and used it as an insult on jessie

[TheOtherBillyWoo]

At least Jesse is honest about his incompetence - I would have rage quit by now playing wit TB.

[pielava12]

TB:i think putting down all this ebenstone was a bad idea

*continues to put down more*

XD

[RydWolf]

I know this is an old video, but FORTHELOVEOFGAWD -

Dig out the cactii, put dirt on top and make it into a forest!

[Wolfven7568]

Just wait when DJ Jazzy Eater Of Worlds arrives 8S

[joeytheapple123]

How did he not see the land at the end Of the ocean?

[Tzuky01]

Actually, Jesse's middle name is Lewis.

[xSpore2Me3x]

and at the end of the oceans/world , there is gold chests in the deep that has KOOL THINGZ (not every ocean)

[xSpore2Me3x]

btw TB i love these vids XD

[2anime4ever]

I hate it when both of the top comments are about hating the top replies of the previous top comment that is not known anymore thanks to the current top comments.

[xSpore2Me3x]

@2anime4ever you just probably saw the top comments and put this down hoping you will get a top comment... It probably wont work.

[TheCapnPorridge]

@2anime4ever well played. *pen click*

[faleru]

what are the top comments for anyway?

[Bl00dsnake]

i hate top comments



[blackman10100]

I thought the same thing when I got my spear

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

no 26 damn

[MrZillion333]

i hate it when people post i hate it comments...............

[DarkDragon1889]

I wonder how long it's going to take them to realize that there are treasure chests at the bottom of the "world edge" oceans.

[Sellvonthas]

any one notice at 20:00 jesses ft away changes from 3400 to 2800

[MaxPwnageIII]

@Sellvonthas Lag.

[MrLuckerz]

I hate it when the both top comments are the same...

[Hahren]

''You said 'what would be the harm of it?', now there are demons living in our town.'' Jesse never fails to crack me up.

[ForTheWinVids2]

Jesse Danger Cocks!

[feralvids612]

@ForTheWinVids2 his last name is cox not cocks

[h3lix86]

@ForTheWinVids2 learn2spell before posting comment's it is cox not cocks....

[TheMysteriouSmartass]

@h3lix86 learn to spell before posting comments it is comments not comment's...

[CrazyPatriot2011]

@h3lix86 Are you really that stupid? It's a damn joke you retard!

[JAMCrafters]

@ForTheWinVids2 Cox*

[Livy191]

I hate it when both top comments aren't even about the video.

[samwarrier15]

its fucking christmas now...

[gabrielcoollike]

wheres part 26

[Hedhnter]

I hate it when both top comments are really meta.

[NOOBanialator1]

Congrats Jesse, that spear now looks as if you have erectile disfunction

[Gurgleschlortz]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU GUYS NOT FIGHTING THE EATER OF FUCKING WORLDS. BITCHES. I WANNA SEE DEATH, NOT THE GAY METEORS.

[rusty0tea]

@Gurgleschlortz This is from September, you spoiled broken condom.

[Gurgleschlortz]

@rusty0tea I was making a funny joke of funny.

[murgurbo123]

i was grinding my teeth knowing that they needed spiked boots the entire time they were walking

[Ahmed176E]

@murgurbo123 What the hell are spiked boots?

[MadVelocityGaming]

To the people who are watching this video in September, TB doesnt get a Cloud in a Bottle til episode 44

[brendan215]

Ugh.... TB the vilethorn is a weapon...!!! not a material.

(someone please tell me the episode they realize this)

[brendan215]

@brendan215 OKAY NEVERMIND... it seems that people at the age of 30+ notice things a slight tad later than most youths...

[blueravenvg]

6:06 your soul was eaten, and also a goal coin

[TachyonSC]

TB is so bad at unit conversions

[twilaz]

i hate it when people complain.



[withpaws]

this vidoe is tslking about how to deystory the world if you use captions...

[thegodofducks]

i hate it when the top comment being about the top comment being a reply or someone complaning abou the top comment. (i hope this does not make top comment)

[jakeydies]

ergo. visa vis.

[JensLine]

I had to laugh when Jesse said Grand Theft Terraria... Just hillarious!!

[cguy107]

alright fancypants mcgee says the guy with hermes boots double jump and super high jump

[FredH578]

how is TB using his grappling hook while holding his sword?

[thedeadray]

@FredH578 there is a hotkey for it, its usually G

[ZackCosplayer]

This is like a sitcom. The greatest sitcom ever.

[hunterRIZA]

dude the whole click thing made me laugh cause i thot of the guy from goldeneye who goes

"i am ivincible" then he dies

[lulkuthoofd]

Couldn't help thinking: Maybe it hit a skyisland :P

[derekswim12]

get a gun totalbiscuit

[ShinyTBone25]

i hate it when both top comments are about the two top comments being reply's to someone whose comment is no longer the top comment. :P

[MetaX24]

@ShinyTBone25 It's an endless chain, it seems. :|

[AdderstarLeader]

you guys REALLY need a magic mirror

[amedicalmystery]

totalhalibut is better down where it's wetter

[PugandOwn]

you guys are going to be SCREWED when hard mode is activated... so much corruption

[ChainBG]

9:20 I was screaming to the monitor "TAKE THOSE LENSES!!!!!!!!!!"

[tomatonose1000]

youmissed the god damn chest in the ocean/sea

[reboblican1989]

6:18

"I've had a rough day! I have fallen to my death more times than I can count..."

What, you can't count to three, Jesse?

[jman3267]

"Mudcrabs, Disgusting creatures"

TotalBiscuit is M'aiq the lair!

[selekkyouradventure]

Fact: The day this video was posted, I got in trouble in a maths lesson for wearing an eyepatch. That was a weeeeird day.

[CookieHunterX]

@selekkyouradventure Did you not have an account back then?

[VacuumSPP]

"I'm a wizard, Harry."

You're my hero.

[minecraftwizz1]

jesse you no wat it looks like why dont you to the cockpit with the nurse and use it

[dradone5]

Why do people get so worked up over what the top comments are? Does it really matter?

[Maxance13]

DJ Jazzy Eater of Souls

[TheNinjacrafter]

28:26 NOT ENDLESS you can see land

[TheNinjacrafter]

Jesse Danger Cox ... W..T..F..