Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Trailer)

[mecernario77]

QUE ASCO¡

[rougarte94]

The remake is starring Ashton Kutcher

[ScottyDoezntKnow]

I saw this years ago. It was alright, nothing special. Must've been a $5 budget though.

[focomatico]

El Santo!!!



[vikingsls]

Can't wait to watch this it looks amazing.

[indiremizune]

EL SANTO NO ES GORDO!!!! D:<

carajo, esta bien que le corten el cabello a Jesus pero no se metan con El Santo!!!!! ¬¬#

[bakaboku13]

At least they don't sparkle.

[crashfan123]

i don't know if i should watch this or not, its probably blasphemy sooo >.> trailer made me laugh though

[MlSSlNGN0]

@crashfan123 You need to loosen up, search "how to worship the devil" it will change your life.

[NephandiMan]

I think we could fruitfully cross this over with Monty Python's Life of Brian. To wit:

Movie Announcer: He's not the Messiah.

*sound of shotgun cocking*

Movie Announcer: He's a very naughty boy.

[napocabro]

WTF AKIN FAQQQQQQQQQQQQ°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°­°°!!!!!!!!!!

[LilKimHottie69]

@maritssamn learn english and jesus christ isnt my lord the bible says beware false gods like him. god is the powerful one not jesus

[jolareq]

@LilKimHottie69 Huh? If you knew anything about the Bible, you'd know that Jesus is the Son of God, and also a PART of God. Hence, he IS God. Ya know, the Holy Trilogy and all that? God is Jesus is the Holy Spirit.

Not that I'm a Christian or anything, but at least I know about the religion, which you, obviously, don't.

[didy138]

The son of God!

[paigepaigepaigeq]

who needs twilight?

[andrewwinke]

where can i rent/buy this?

[LilKimHottie69]

@andrewwinke netflix has it

[keftehet]

ROFLOL.... JESUS!(in al the sense of the word.... literally XD hahah)... is there anything else hasn't been invented?... I gotta watch it!... XD

[kraorh]

One. Of. The. Greatest. Films. Ever. Ever. Made. And best of all, these vampires don't glitter.

[TheOGTripnotist]

Live to pray!!!

[edmari01star]

this is a shame for everybody....what a profanity

[vampsarecool]

lol i cant belive this is a real movie

[kaas94]

This is one badass movie :D I watched it 2 times

[rumikostephanie]

IS THIS A REAL REAL MOVIE? I MEAN THIS EXIST??

[LongShot937]

@rumikostephanie yes

[TheMidnightDosojin]

It would be cooler if Jesus left his hair long.

[cheycheystriker]

Wow. This is epic and horibbly hilarious AT THE SAME TIME.

[toxxie]

@maritssamn NO fear of an invisible sky daddy? Good,why waste life on a fairy tale supported by hypocrites preying on the weak minded,old and sick. Religion brings down humanity,causes war and on and on... NO fear of god and then you call it love and respect,that makes about as much sense as the religious zealots saying how loving god is but if you don't fall to your knees and worship him he will cast you into a demonic pit of fire and lets not forget the bible tales of all his hate and anger.

[mothglitter]

@toxxie Welllllll SOMEbody missed the point of "comedy". I guess that's easy to do with a corncob up your butt.

By the way, no one casts anyone else into the "demonic pit of fire"....humans decide their own fate. Free will :)

[vikingsls]

@toxxie Have you ever checked out the mystics of different theologies? They have a very different way of looking at religion, with some of the same realizations you seem to be hinting at, (without the resentment though) i think there is a progression of "spiritual maturity" and through practice and prayer the faithful grow beyond what you have identified as harms of religion.

[vikingsls]

@toxxie Also just want to say I have many complaints about religions, but every "gripe" i have is not exclusive to religion. Just want to point out that all human instutions (business, schools, even families) are perpetrators of greed, hatred, hypocracy, etc. But most are also instruments of the opposites: love, Hope, Joy, Peace, etc.

[vikingsls]

@toxxie So, in effect, to condemn one religion is to condemn every practice, belief, institution, etc. The true value found in one is also found in any place where people congregate, (there may be exceptions) But we people are capable of great love, and great fear... Religion can help us towards love, or push us towards fear. Depends how we recieve it, and how it is offered.

[heroeofsand]

¿ODESSA? ¿La organizacion para el exilio nazi?..

[heroeofsand]

O . O 

[Sknib616]

Did...did I just see a sausage wielding vampire? BEST. TRAILER. EVER.

[BBAlarcon]

WTF is this!?? :/

[OhninaaK]

Jesus christ and his sidekicks :D

[kantal113]

Epic. 

[Sanimangas]

The vampires can survive daylight.

[itachihinata123]

the fat Santo ZOMG!

[cesarcure]

Ahi sale el wey que se comio al santo...

[kisame0rules]

WTF¡ With ''el santo''

[skaboss3178]

You can watch it streaming on Netflix. No joke. o.O

[dagster115]

THE SON OF GOD

[coracyeahanimefan]

jajajajajajaja best movie ever xD

[GpB217]

lmfaoooo that's hilarious!!!

[mrzwolle66]

Lol now thats a movie

[tml4873]

Kind of like "Vampires vs Zombie".

[kaavyasangavi]

asshole movie

[SeksownyDuchowny]

0:30 Please tell me name of this song ;d

[DyeTalian]

What about Abraham Lincoln?

[1997maab]

@RayWilliamJohnson see these man!!!!

[MrGelipesn]

hazme el chingado favorrr!!!!!! jaja

[wahinesurfergirl]

JC has just gotten 10x cooler in this vid!

[dethmatt12]

This is the most hilarious movie I've ever seen hahaha

[Rizerax]

Awesome movie - also streaming on Netflix so even easier ;)

[Rizerax]

Awesome movie.

[kamikazemkad]

jesus in a fucking vespa.

[HappyBerry137]

Jesus Christ superstar

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Zombie Christ

Ultra Christ

(all awesome, all hilarious)

[RadAlly]

I learned two things while watching this movie...Jesus likes shopping at thrift stores...and God speaks not only through burning bushes, but bowls of ice cream :)

[Curtissaviation]

Cool! JC rules!

[voidem13]

This... is a miracle.

[MrJoke5ive]

hahahah i cant beleive this is real

[doomrot]

Vampires Vs Zombie! Love it!

[EnOtraParte]

no mames q cagada

[gspendlove]

Looks to be as good as "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead."

[nickevil101]

lol wow funny shit

[cuzifeellikeit819]

someone is probably going to hell for this lol

[00randeezee00]

thank you netflix!! haha

[Shokora342]

Where can I find this?! I need to watch this now XD

[JimmyFreaker]

Hell yeah!!!

[REACH187]

0:30 FEAR MIGHTY JESUS CHOP! KAPOWAH!

[cubbiesgirl7]

0:42 FUNNY I MEAN!

[soisoisoisoisoisois0]

Jesus is Rad as Hell

[riminimiaw]

looks like crap...

[sygnus5]

I'm glad this had a blu-ray release, it really makes the film come alive in ways the DVD cut doesn't

[magica86]

what kind of vampire goes out at day?

[Laudan08]

FEAR THE SON OF GOD!

[SilenthandENT]

holy shit are they serious!

[Fantasmachase]

Oh my God! The most stupid movie I´ve ever seen, but it made me laugh. EL Santo is his pal!!! Epic.

[kiwizaxfun]

jajaja k mamadas Xd

[miltoncat]

True story: I watched this movie at my house while on a first date with a guy. I had no idea he'd dig a movie like this and he said it totally made him fall for me. We'll be married 3 years this March. Thanks JCVH! :)

[TheMrDiarrhoea]

Chujowe! Kurwa!

[Darktheus]

maffaffangulo

[jose19wrc]

LOL

[Whoismyexgirlfriend]

Jesus riding the scooter was the most epic scene ever.

[lambielennox]

OK...

[dbeatham]

please tell me this is real,please please, and oh yeh jesus was jewish,suck it christians

[RussPipkinanim8r]

@dbeatham Not all Christians don't deny Jesus was Jewish. Only the racist ones who have a special place in hell for contradicting the word of God.

[SivartGarasu]

@dbeatham Yeah, this is real.

Very good movie, i saw it yesterday.

Love it too much!!

[SquidViscous]

I hated this movie so much wehn I was 12, then I grew up and realized that sometimes bad is excellent.

[100irissa]

lol

[UberDuber242]

All I have to say is... Jesus Christ!

[LvComplex]

LOL at 0:50 ... was that El Santo? the most famous mexican wrestler and vampire hunter ever?

[jamak42]

Awesomeness!!

[vegalord]

you know what would make this movie more awesome? if Abraham Lincoln teamed up with jesus to slay lesbian vampires.

[419Films]

@vegalord I smell a sequel! :-)

[ungassy]

lol, but why did he have to cut his hair?

[shadovar123]

96 people are vampires

[reelburke]

I have only 2 words for this: EPIC WIN!!!!!!

[th3p3ngu3nrul3z]

I have only 3 word for this . . .

WHAT THE FUCK !!!

[Lenora1854]

Sorry. Can't beat Jesus Christ Superstar!

[Lenora1854]

This isn't a real movie, right? Please tell me this isn't a real movie.

[freestrike2000]

@Lenora1854

It IS an actual movie

[alfiesmachinima]

Is this a joke?

[jedajuz]

@alfiesmachinima

No this is a real movie I saw it, you can find it on torrents to download

[Mccampbellthomas]

oh good lord that is the best thing i have ever seen ever

[Mccampbellthomas]

oh good lord that is the beest thing i have ever seen ever

[speedycatz]

Canadians' answer to the film industry!

[Elral0]

hahaha was that "EL SANTO" the famous mexican wrestler i wanna watch this

[MikeTaylorLives]

A movie so terrible it goes right right back around the corner and becomes awesome. This used to be on the video feed at the Virgin Megastore in downtown Chicago.

[sammiwyatt]

OMFG.

the son of GOD! XD

[whitetigersb]

power of christ impales you!

[rumpwrestler]

I'd watch it if Pastor eddie long was part of the deal..... he sucks money out of dog turds! AMEN

[hericx]

Best line from the movie:

"Just tell me... Why Lesbeians?"

"Because... There so damn devious..."

[hericx]

Best line from the movie:

"Just tell me... Why Lesbeins?"

"Because... There so damn devious..."

[YouKnowItzTTime81]

this movie was funny and stupid, i loved the lesbians and the fake martial arts XD

[churchvile]

I lol'd.

[Murder4Survival]

Bow down to the power of Jesus Christ, byatch!!!

[BuecherFuerAlle]

BEST PLOT EVER!

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Better then TWILIGHT!

[peterscoop]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom even my fart is better than twilight lol

[The1onTV]

This was the worst movie in existence, hands down.

[disposableculture]

Twilight is of the devil, this movie is proof.

[ThyKillerKira]

If jesus where alive, i bet he would watch this movie ;)

[cre8ive1978]

yeah

[willEJD]

I've got it on DVD, the bonus features are...well about as good as you can imagine

[daveamaflah]

cool blasphemy 8D

[sobrallegal]

i dont like when he cut the "jesus hair style" if he keep the hair it is more funny i guess

[PainMonkey]

@sobrallegal Damn skippy! He doesn't look like Jesus. Might as well be any old white dude with magic powers. Without the hair this might as well be Bruce Almighty: Vampire Hunter.

[PenguinFury]

Hahahaha. A+ Gold star. What an epic waste of time and money lol

[WolfClant]

kung fu action jesus

[elatu]

Zidane at 0:52

[MochizMuM]

rock me sexy jesus!

[TheMessanjah]

Psalms 2:10-12

Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

[FedoReds88]

Ha hahahahaha!!!... it's fantastic... five star hahahahaha

[dreemangel94]

O__________O'

[ZexyZexion]

@MidnightKraehe13

He's not a vampire.

He's a vampire HUNTER, dumbass. Get your facts right.

[Stoozor]

@MidnightKraehe13

'THIS IS FAKE' No shit Sherlock!

[JimGrim90]

What.

[Veomunn]

@PenultimateRun You know this youtuber is black!

[ArmiJuarez]

wait...what? HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS BEFORE!?!?!

[axewhipeful]

666 likes badass

[silverscale616]

That movie was amazing.

[CONSTRINGACY]

Funny thing is vampires are more believable than jesus!

[WikiSorcerer]

"Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter extraordinaire"

What will they come up with next?

[AmbassadourOfChunk]

Lulz at 0:18; i thought vampires were strong =D

[robertrosati]

*face palm*

[experimental97]

:o IT'S GOIN TO EAT ME

[HandelMcmandle]

Huh... Jesus Christ as a vampire hunter... AWESOME!

[chsfootballchica2009]

@gowiiandpenguins

LOL...love the reference xD but I agree...WTF??

[KGchan]

Until i watch this movie, i can't comprehend that it was actually filmed. what the fuck.

[EmoHinata5]

this is offensive to all religions.

[the1stanimekaratepup]

@EmoHinata5 thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, I can't even say this enough.

[refch]

wtf am i watching?

[Gowiiandpenguins]

The guy who directed this is gonna get struck by lightning... 7 times

[Redgrant80]

Now they will learn it's time to fear...THE SON OF GOD!

[Dacfu]

Holy shit...

I cant believe this actually happened

[Victus6]

Jesus Christ! If the sun no longer works, then its time to call upon the Son.

[TrollSturm]

This is the best movie ever.

Period.

[GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

lesbo skin helps ward off vampire's

[Redgrant80]

@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ Don't you watch ANY movies? About 50% of vampires are lipstick lesbians.

[patyux]

que es estoo!!!??

jajajajajajajajaja

buena parodia XP

[Alphoter]

OMG, i caant belive what im seeing right now.. amazing!

[kentignore]

yeah jesus kick ass

[88100609620]

Film jest genialny! Widziałam go na Pyrkon'ie gdzie cala sala kulała się ze śmiechu! Polecam! Produkcja lekka ale dla inteligentnych.

[Damocles178]

I thought this trailer was fake at first. Then I went to check if the film existed and indeed it does. Wow you learn something new everyday :D

[DMoore6977]

@Damocles178 You mean it's real!?!? O.O

[Damocles178]

@DMoore6977 Yes

[meowsamixlives]

whatever, this movie was awesome

[JulAntonCrest]

Still a better vampire movie then twilight. I mean it's Jesus, killing vampires, without a beard!

[phantom12321]

I watched this on netflix (free mind you) Possibly the worst thing to be comitted to celluloid.

[HekkoRip]

1/5

[Membrane556]

If he can turn into Raptor Jesus I'd definitely watch this.

[NiggvaR]

1/5. This sucks. Not only is the plot bad, but the graphics and scenes are so amateure that it's actually painfull to watch.