Lifetime: Target Women

[housecry]

Those poor dogs.

[1stbrasscaptain]

I have a Carl's Jr. burger in my hair, what happens now? @_@

[JenjaRose]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SCHMISA!

[kupu2pagi]

too too doo doo

[StraightPunkEdge93]

my mom loves Lifetime. She just sits around all Saturday watching women killing men movies.

[DontcallmeFrenchy]

I feel sorry for people who are actually named things like Schmisa and Schmennis. Where can they go for their true-life breakup drama?

[sweetnessledda]

Did they really try to make a guy telling a girl she had a rice crispie treat in her hair (how?) and he didn't think it was working out sound dramatic? Seriously that music sounds like something you'd hear in a movie when someone dies.

[GabbiXLuvsXYou]

i like lifetime O.o

[encliticcopula]

Lifetime is to women what BET is to black people.

[NarlaPhartley]

She's such a hoot -----2:02

[bleckybob]

schmennis....heh heh heh OOH YEA.. she's over it!

[minaroar]

I hate Lifetime, Am I the only woman who doesn't always give a shit about men?

[pantyflash]

Like, without Lifetime, you would have to live The-Book-of-Ruth-lessly! You go, girl!

[IlphaeRenegade]

This Target Women had EVERYTHING! Housework, yogurt, AND Colin Firth? All of my womanly desires have been represented in one episode.

[strudelbred]

The part with the rice krispe in the hair was hilarious. That woman was so serious.

[musicalpause]

I love Sarah's shirt!

[luno44]

but how many companies have blocked the site under the category of "movies and television" from their employees?

[poppler1234]

The Book Of Ruth.... ahh... so that's what happened to the teenage daughter from The Nanny.

[NekoJenn]

I hate it when people strum on the frets. Schmisa really did dodge a bullet.

[halfacig]

I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUND!

[Tucuxi3]

LOL is that lowfat Half-Baked.

[brokenBDA]

Shmeeshel? rice chrispy treat? in your hair!

[Mariamousie]

Wait a minute- I can watch lifetime tv movies online? Holy crap! Thank you Sarah, I'm headed there now. :-) Seriously, I like those movies. Especially the dramatic ones where the woman has to solve a crime because the police can't. Or the ones where a psycho infiltrates a family. They're run.

[Mariamousie]

Er, I mean "fun".

[BlaakeChicaBoomBoom]

which target women is the one where she says "there is something really wrong with..."

[Ushouldabeenaborted]

I want to chill with this woman

[caravaggio]

I hope in the beginning she was eating the FUNNIEST.YOGURT.EVER.

[arji1982]

What does she say at 2:21?

[bonomo012]

That's schmool proof.

[arji1982]

Thanks a lot.

[BlaakeChicaBoomBoom]

shmoolproof

[arji1982]

Thanks!

[LegendarySock]

Shallow.

[GreenMasterplan]

True story:

In middle school we were required to learn about the dangers of drunk driving in PE. We watched a Lifetime movie.

[franeh13]

hahah after that did they make you take an exam or talked back to the class about what you learn?

[cs925]

I bet u that staff meeting @ ur school went something like this:

Prin: "We gotta show these kids the dangers of drunk driving!"

Tchr1: (while eating) "OMG I know! (shakes head)

Tchr2: "A movie would do it."

Prin: "Yeah a movie! But from where and which 1? 'cause remember it can't be offensive, or 2 realistic, but it's also gotta be a shamless tearjeaker!"

Tchr1: "Yeah but makes such crap?"

(TV in background) 'The Lifetime October-Tear-Fest now continues...'

(In Unison) "PERFECT!"

[Syntox]

My favorite Lifetime made for TV movie is "RAPE! The RAPE Story of RAPE".

[KinkyCreamPuffJ]

Don't forget, the classic "Spousal Abuse! The Spousal Abuse Story of Spousal: Her horrific tale of survival!" or "Mother's Teen Daughter is Pregnant! The Mother's Teen Daughter is Pregnant! Story of Mother's Teen Daughter is Pregnant: Watch BOTH of their struggles.

[phantomwolf56]

lol i love life time movie will it depends on the movie but i like a good amount of them

[vdrandolph]

I'm a woman and I HATE Lifetime

[VampireSeal]

I do too. I hated all those lousy "victim/disease of the week" movies when they aired on ABC in the 90s. When I learned Lifetime was nothing more than a dumping ground for those movies, I felt insulted as a woman. It's like some execs sat around and said "Women will watch any kind of dumb shit. Lets take those stupid, cheap flicks and make a whole channel of it and say its for women--eat up!"

Ugh.

[twistedoveryou01]

maybe thats actually why i did watch those movies, i wasnt overloaded by them, and i was a teenager

[MsSkinny03]

"He payed the check and he was like pissed off

and we're walking down the street and everything

and he turns to me and he's like 'I just have to tell you something'

I'm like 'okay'

and he's like 'You have rice crispy treat in your hair!'

I just thru it on the ground

and he's like I just dont think I can do this anymore

I just dont think this is working out"

LMFAO... man i'm cracking up

I love this woman

[xenophile84]

"Schmeesa you dodged a bullet...the bullet was this guy..." hahaha

[InVisiBLeQT]

Ok like 1 out of 100 movies that are on the channels I might watch. The ones that I find tolerable are the movies that are based on true stories for some reason.

[InVisiBLeQT]

LMAO I need to show this to my mom she LOVES those damn channels LMN and Lifetime.Everytime I see that she's watching it I say "Ok mom:

so who got raped?,Who got murdered by their boyfriend or husband?,Who is stalking a man or being stalked?Who is sleeping w/her best friend's husband?"-And I swear that's the title of a movie on there!!

[CinemaGaming]

LMAO how the fuck do you get a rice crispy in your hair?

[beatleproductions]

lol this was funny

[kenwen4]

I love how the Google ad on this was "I lost my stretchmarks."

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Mine was about leg amputees.

[TheWhoracle]

Lol don't wear that. It looks like you are wearing some sort of armour with those shoulders.  Also you look like a man when your hair is like that.

[silvershadow118]

lifetime is television for idiots.

[KnightMD]

LOVE THAT VIDEO!

[churgles]

shemsa?

shemnis?

lolwtf?

[utterlyherolike]

Hahaha, man, I love this comedian.

[missiworld]

Lifetime makes me want to stab myself in the face.

[Noyjeetut]

Funny. That lady's laugh was scary.

[cybersphere]

That's a lady?

[rhabdoviridae]

Looks like something that turns your brains to pudding.

[rickardo004]

lifetime ruins lives one woman (man) at a tiiiiime!!!!!