Lyoto Machida's Father Drinks His Own Urine at UFC 113

[laylo777]

The Machidas enjoy golden showers..

[ToNganMAde415]

HELWANI UR STUPID

[RandomCoolStuffHD]

Well Machida lost...

Ed, you lucky bastard

[purplemonkeyelephant]

I don't think I would drink something that my body is trying to get rid of

[Domdulla]

what a G..

[xXlWarriorOfGodlXx]

Real O G right there! True fighting spirit

[petachao1]

billy zane and pacqiao

[lawino84]

He didn't even wash his hands and touched Ariel

[annesogirl22]

@lawino84 i thought the same thing !

[popp007us]

my partner? is ed soares he a butt pirate?

[samuraiwarrior1988]

its an ancient way to get proteins natural protiens !!! not much people know of it as to other ancient training!!!!!

[xquickstrykex]

@samuraiwarrior1988 Yeah all the ignorant people out there just bash it with stupid comments, but if they were brought up thinking it's okay, they would have no problem with it. I bet half these people w/ stupid comments have unprotected sex and smoke cigarettes too, bunch of hypocritical fools.

[crf50]

@xquickstrykex you can't knock unprotected sex, it just ain't the same with a jimmy hat.

[samuraiwarrior1988]

pee is full with proteins that is produced naturaly in youre body and it is very sterille it can benefit you its hardens the imune system pee drinking dates back t othe ancient egyptians !!!

[talisman9000]

really wierd to see a Japanese man speaking fluent Portuguese. Bad ass.

[CanalJorgeAlberto]

@talisman9000 Don't forget the world largest japanese population (outside Japan, of course) lives in Brazil.

[edgehead192]

Does that make Machida the Bear Grylls of MMA?

[BenK8319]

what a legend :P

[Jose21443]

I dont get why ppl make a big deal when marquez drinks its alot of athles do it too

[luusena]

best interview i ever seen. just couldnt stop laughing!

[toolfan92]

Machida drinks excellence.

[CavemanBlake]

Pretty interesting stuff. Keep in mind, Yoshizu is a Shotokan Karate Master. He is the real deal. Not only did he develop his own style of Karate called Machida Karate, but is also a legend in Japan.

[dohertyz]

Ariel: How was it? Was it good?

Lyotos Dad: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ariel: OK thank you

[junkyturd]

Wait a minute! toxins are released through urine so you would be putting toxins back into your body drinking it?

[UrbanPlays]

@220DRUER319 it means his business partner.

[220DRUER319]

When Ed says "my partner" does he mean he is gay?

[sergewesker]

MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL HEAD OVER TO JERRY'S HOUSE FOR  A PEE PARTY

[qwerty7778]

That urine looked like Bud Light

[blusuck]

@qwerty7778 thats why brock wanted coors

[prominent531]

@qwerty7778 maybe bud light is urine, but u dont know

[SkyF0X9]

Would be funny if he put the cup back to the clean ones.

[mosuembi]

He's a big fan of Bear Grylls.

[datapenguin]

Don't these guys have wives?

[97kills]

Good guy

[Kvokki]

You tried it right? Don't be shy, don't be shy!

[ClarkRandomness]

667 COMMENT

[c0nsci0usness]

its an ancient practice thats been done for centuries.....not that gross when you know that your urine (assuming you eat clean) is completely sterile

[mmmikeyxx]

fkn gross.

[EntertainWorld]

f8k machida lost

[Shaunmccall101]

Ed Soares must have bribed the judges

[MrRodneygross]

I am stunned as well couldn't believe it really almost...

[sexoja23]

I laugh so much

[alfonz1986]

pretty gutted he drank his own urine and then watched his son get KTFO in round 1. Some people have no luck...

[Ryobi2001]

I hope he didn't fuck a prostitute night before and catch an STD........now he's drinking herpes

[bmanstab]

I am stunned

[awwfulwaafffle]

They didn't show it but he also says it's healthy to eat your own shit before u drink a cup of urine.

[SonLastName]

is this true ?...

[novemberrain1994]

@SonLastName Yep haha, each day I think Chinzo (Lyoto's brother), Lyoto and Yoshiza drink a glass of urine.

[SonLastName]

@novemberrain1994 that cant be healthy. 

[novemberrain1994]

@SonLastName Well they believe it cleanses there body.. and purifies it, so whatever works for them haha.

[TheRorage]

Machida didn't win :(

[thunder3135]

sooooooo gross hahahah

[TheRorage]

BEST VIDEO EVER

[nenamydog1]

awesome

[ChaosBlast123]

what about drinking your own semen?

[y2taner]

i wonder who would win their prime lyoto or his father

[y2taner]

lololololololol

[joshvalo1]

best. interview. ever.

[MiLSeLrAhC]

he replaced it with beer...

[MrThe3moons]

Im downing my own piss right now. I could only dream to be like Machida but if it does him it does me

[seasidestrangler831]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrSupasexi]

haha i love how hes just pissing in the background

[Macjdj44]

Who the hell drinks piss nasty no wonder he lost twice in a row

[BlueBarrier782]

lol he jinxed it.

[dioguloku]

3:00 epic face.. just wait a while, then epic face.

[sbg75]

no wonder he loses often who tha hell drinks there own piss his breath probably stinks like shit when rua beat him he was drunk of his own piss cuz dat shit was probably 6.0 in alcohol level after drinking saki lol

[AphexxTwin]

Not a big deal, its sterile....... so whatever blows your hair back. I'll pass on the piss cocktail though, give me an ice cold beer ftw.

[wontonsoup771]

@AphexxTwin You don't understand...the reason why we piss is not only to get rid of water in our bodies. It also passes wastes and poisons that would kill us if it built up in our body like ammonia and some other compounds.

[AphexxTwin]

@wontonsoup771 Your right, but you seem to be the one who doesnt understand. What concentration of ammonia is toxic to the human body? PPM please. What other minerals are excreted during urination and what are the toxic levels? If your healthy...You can drink as much urine as you want (if thats your thing) and not have any untoward effects other than piss breath. So Please Doogie Howser, dont your time with the lecture. ;)

[wontonsoup771]

@AphexxTwin ...GRAYFOX!

[Phibes83]

lol, this was like watching a comedy sketch

[khalidalip]

OK this retarded and not safe at all. I am a doctor and I would definitely not recommend this

[bogoio]

whoa this guy just invented the infinite drink lol

[alvarez4500]

machida lost to shogun and rampage because he got too self conscious of the urine drinking regiment and stopped, i think he will start to drink again for his fight against randy

[sacore3]

lol i bet the sad thing is some idiots or fans of machida are going to watch this and start drinking their own piss.

[Kino483]

fuck this i should piss on the urine drinkers see how they like my std urine

[Kino483]

URINE POWER!!!!!!!!!!! i should drink my own piss instead of using it in porno

[grimtiko]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk OMG EEEwwwwww looks like hes drinkind too much urine and less water. Look at the color!

[ryonsu15]

LOL they were like fuck he's doing it right now?!

[Kino483]

@ryonsu15 Hhhhahahahhahahhaha ROFL MOA

[vboytan]

If you eat your own shit it'll make your AIDS go away.

[grimtiko]

@vboytan kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[MrWWEmatchesUploader]

i think that lyoto shuld start a energy drink, and he shuld piss in each and every can. I wuld so buy that if it made me fight like that.

[BlackDickonWhiteAss]

sun's coming up. better drink my own piss.

[dohertyz]

Man if I was Lyoto I'd kick my dads ass for doing that on the internet.

[jacesaces15]

how the fuck did piss drinking turn into a religious argument?

[wildbuttame2003]

it tast crazy i just had some and idk if im ganna do that again

[Dfizzyword]

lol all they fighting in the comment section is gay

this is fucking hilarious though, i drink right off the fountain too ;]

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

Ottawa? What part? I used to live in Nepean, lol

No, I was born right here in the great white north to french/danish and scotch/irish parents

Actually, Mohammad told his followers to drink camel urine mixed with goats milk, thats what brought me and that Paki here in the first place

Whose racist? Islam is not a race bud

[israelifaggot]

wow, this guys science is amazing. he knows more then every professor in the world! i had no idea urine, which consists of water, urea and salt contains the nutrients we dont absorb. if a persons urine contained nutrients, that person would be very ill.

[everio17]

@israelifaggot how much do you know about the human body?urine is not a by-product of the body's waste disposal system but of blood filtration. Nutrient-filled blood passes through the liver, where toxins are removed and excreted as solid waste. The purified blood then goes through another filtering process via the kidneys, where components for which the body has no immediate use are collected in a sterile, watery solution.consisting of 95 per cent water and five per cent nutrients. that is fact

[israelifaggot]

@everio17, you stupid ass. urine is a WASTE product. that means any nutrients the body needs have already been absorbed at the kidneys. . urine does not contain any vitamins, nor any protein (unless you are ill). it contains the excess sodium and potassium that your body has gotten rid of because it does not need it. how the hell in that case can drinking urine be remotely beneficial.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot Faggot you would have to ask your pedophile prophet of piss, after all Moe (pissbeuponhim) advocated drinking camel urine.

[israelifaggot]

@AlYassou3Rabbi, wow, you are one angry guy keyboard tough guy. is the way you are acting true christianity. look how evil and filled with hate your religion has made you. I tell you now, for insulting the messenger saws, you have brought on your own destruction.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot Strange, I have been down grading allah and his messenger, Moe (pissbeuponhim) yet I have been very prosperous.

You are like most Muslims, a contradiction in action. You are not a very good follower of the pedophile, for he advocated drinking of camel urinefor curing all diseases and you deny it as beneficial.

Only a piss drinking idiot would advocate drinking urine in the Saudi dessert.

Next you will be arguing that the Earth is not really flat. Shame on you, Muslim

[israelifaggot]

@AlYassou3Rabbi, you are not very smart. there is no benefit in humans drinking their own urine, as that is drinking your own waste product. as for drinking camels urine, their are proven benefits. camels have different physiology to humans. the urine also has different properties. your life will become hell, lets be frank you've already had a pretty shit life, i watched your conversion video. its going to get even worse then that.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot You are not very intgelligent Muslim, because if you were you would stop beleiving the fairytales told by a 7th century murderer.

Camels definately have a different physiology then humans. In order to survive long periods in the desert they would need to rid thier bodies of large amounts of salt, which would mean, if you were dehydragted from the heat of the desert and you were to drink any salt or urine, you would likely lose your mind.

This explains the Hadiths I guess

[israelifaggot]

@AlYassou3Rabbi, u dumbass, the camels urine is for medicine, not as rehydration therapy. doesnt your bible say the earth is 6000 yrs old, despite the fact we have fossils from 100,000's of years ago. also man has one less rib. answer those two points, that disproves your bible, which is filled with horror stories of Moses killing children and raping women, numbers 31, 17-18. no wonder a former prison rat like you loves the bible. ta rah!

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot Actually faggot, the Bible states in the book of Jeremiah that it was created long before Adam and Eve. The present creation scenerio includes man

God tells Adam and Eve to go forth and REPLENISH the world. Replenish means to put back.

Read Jeremiah 4 from the bible faggot, God destroyed the Earth once before because it was full of sin. He promises Noah that it is the last time he will destroy the earth with water, the next time he destroys it, it will be with fire

[israelifaggot]

@AlYassou3Rabbi ahaha like hell. so all this time young earth creationists have got it wrong that the earth is 6000yrs old, and some fat bitch andy with boobs who was raped in prison, knows more then all of them. why the hell do christians go through great lengths to prove the earth is 6000yrs old, if the book of jeremiah clears everything up. you're not fooling anyone with your trash.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot Is it true that the majority of Paki males have their first sexual expertience with another male? is that why you are fixated on male rape?

Im not 6 yeears old so dont be eyeing up my package. You dont need to be that much of a fundie Muslim that you take everything your pedophile prophet had to say to heart

Yeah idiot, Jeremiah 4. Go read it. I am sure you can form enough words together to make sense of it, but then again, you do follow that book of filth, the Qu`ran

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi and you obviously has some issues with muslim and you made yourslef retarded by generalizing all muslims and making your hate over religion of Islam so evident. you're responce was just as bad as Isrealifaggot. you two should actually get along well you both are ignorant cowards.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@eclipseofsilvermoon Shhh, drink your piss in silence

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi wow coming from a 42 year old? lol.. you sound like a 12, you have nothing intelligent to say. I dont know how interview with machida's father on drinking his urine turned into topic of Islam and religious debates, must be sort of related.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@eclipseofsilvermoon i am not sure how you would add anything intelligent to a conversation about drinking urine

Bottoms up !!

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi LOL you're a fucking CANADIAN LMAO. ... I doubt you're otiginally canadian because I was born in Ottawa and know Canadians are not racists. And if you are, then you're disgrace to Canadian, you're actually disgrace to human being. Noone takes you serious!

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi And you're disgrace to Christians and Christianity I might add as well.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@eclipseofsilvermoon Ah that hurts my feelings. I didnt know i was a cookie cutter Christian

Tell me, how is a Christian supposed to act? Im interested in hearing your input, and while your at it, post the appropriate verse to support your conclusion

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi bye bye lol

[eclipseofsilvermoon]

@AlYassou3Rabbi lol I love your comment removed listed there..

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@eclipseofsilvermoon I posted the same message twice. YouTube glitch

Look my tiny friend, I dont have a thorn in my paw....

3.Numbers 24:9 He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up?

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot That goes right along with what your pedophile propet told his followers when he told them to kill eveyone who would not ocnvert to Islam by the sword.

Tell me faggot, do you drink your camel piss right out of the tap? lol

Go drink your camel piss, monkey, I am still waiting for your replies to the Bible vs Qu'ran debate that YOU demanded

What are you waiting for, I have already peeled you some bananas

[israelifaggot]

@AlYassou3Rabbi. yeah bitch, didnt i say i was going to have the bible vs Quran debate next week. and i want to do it over private message, so i can see all your points and refute them. i'm looking forward to the debate, i am going to destroy you, there is no way you are going to be able to answer everything i throw at you, but i will be able to answer everything you throw at me.

[AlYassou3Rabbi]

@israelifaggot Private message... nah, im gonna do it right in a public forum and im gonna invite every Muslim i know to watch me trip you up with every moronic verse from the Qu"ran and Hadiths I can find.\

Do it in private... what are you afreaid I am going to show you up for a second time, I figured youd be still hurting from the last time, Paki

[everio17]

@israelifaggot yeah try going to a health class or anything having to do with anatomy and science. youll see that. everything i said was taken from credited articles and its in textbooks dude

[DSAoftheSS]

There is an alternative to drinking piss. Water.

[melbailey83]

THE PISS SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF> DONT GET ON THE PISS KIDS ITS NO GOOD YA.

[WomanAbuser]

I got wasted on vodka last night and drank it. Way too salty.

[Hertzbizzle]

Machida must not have had his daily piss when he trained for Rampage

[Pnutt5100]

Whatever it takes to win but not for me!!

[wanjabaraba]

he is lucky machida didnt win

[JohnyBravoSix]

2:24 Thats a bet! Did he managed do that...hmmm that is the question

[TheTokinbudZ]

Who said otherwise you fucking retard, I said he doesn't have the record he has because he drinks pee dohertyz, he has it because he's been training to fight his whole life, trains with top-notch fighters, and is very disciplined.

[melbailey83]

I hear on sundays, mornings, he also dines in on his No. 2's...

[nls8520]

@melbailey83 Funny! LMAO at that one.

[quezcatol]

I dont want anything that comes from my penis in my mouth...

[everio17]

@quezcatol youd just be drinking mostly water anyways. waste and toxins come out of a humans butthole. your pee is filtered blood.

[dohertyz]

well if he's 16-1 with a KO victory over Rashad Evans, then who are we to mock him?

[TheTokinbudZ]

@dohertyz

Yeah he's been successful but it isn't because he drinks piss.

[dohertyz]

@TheTokinbudZ Didn't know you was his trainer, is everyone training hard down at Blackhouse, TheTokinbudZ? Like I said, if he's 16-1 with a KO victory over Rashad, then he can do whatever he wants.

[ndaz120]

wtf?????,also is edd gay??

[TheMostHayted]

shake hands lol

[FernandezZz23]

This. is. so. FUCKED.

[BreatheCreativity]

omg, this is just too funny.

[ihatebobsaget1989]

hahaha japanese guy speaking brazilian.

[everio17]

@ihatebobsaget1989 portuguese sir.

[melbailey83]

I hope rampage rips off his head and pisses down his throught... sick sick men.

[HoosierMF]

@melbailey83 i hope rampage is pissing blood

[melbailey83]

@HoosierMF If he dose piss blood i bet ya machida secretly tastes it.. they're grots but you know how it goes monkey see machida do....

[HoosierMF]

@melbailey83 Well fighters will do anything to win. It's more fun to watch than GSP humping a guy for 25 minutes that's for sure

[melbailey83]

@HoosierMF Let me see' you think its more fun to sit and watch a fighter knock back 600mls of morning glory piss juice than watch st peirre fuk somebody up for 25min inside the octagon.. each to they're own i suppose..

[HoosierMF]

@melbailey83 Yeah I do. That's how fucking boring GSP is

[melbailey83]

TWO WORDS [FUCKING GROT] Look at St peirre he shows you dont have to sip ya own piss to be at the top.... now i know this i hope rampage tears him a new A-hole

[DonSangre]

@melbailey83 did the machida family hold you down make you drink there peepee?

[melbailey83]

@DonSangre what you get up to in your own time is up to you.. i bet ya you could go one on the rocks wouldnt mater whos it was.

[2431346]

Drink Matcha. It cleans your system. You are Japanese, not a dirty barbarian.

[ThieleM]

Correlation is NOT causation....people need to understand this. Coughs go away. Usually in a few days to a few weeks.

Swallowing piss isnt a cure for anything.

[ThieleM]

This is NOT true.

[bowflexor]

Machida loves penis sauce

[iceblocc100]

WTF

[wasabi107]

piss is clean when u drink plenty of water :P

[2431346]

What idiot man leaves Japan for a dirty crime filled country like Brazil?

[gregory57481]

@2431346 a man who gets pussy and made a champion not much of an idiot now is he

[2431346]

@gregory57481

no, but when he gets knocked out by shogun he is.

[kftkft]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SeanSandberg]

I love how Ariel is able to keep a straight face the entire time they're talking about it.

[kungfujellybean]

Lol, the ignorance is astounding on this page. Urine is sterile, more so than even distilled drinking water. It consists of vitamins that the body was in surplus of that the time of digestion, and thus, can afford to expel through the bladder. Protein, Creatine, Amino Acids, Vitamins, and all sorts of good things.

Drinking your first morning's urine, ( disgusting, I know) is one of the healthiest things you could possibly do for yourself. Research, and you'll find out.

[MrCerebralCortex]

@kungfujellybean

Ok, I like your comment, except one thing. It can't be more sterile than distilled water. That's not really possible.

[TeamekiM]

you guys should learn to be more respectful for other peoples traditions. Just because you dont understand why they do it doesnt mean you have to insult them. are they telling YOU to drink your pee? no. So lets just leave it to eccentricity.

[davidmgm]

WTF